Title: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: BTCscammerQuote on August 20, 2014, 04:24:49 PM As quoted by a user named Mover86: Let the trolling begin! Dead Coin - a poem about Cache aka Crash coin. Dead coin is dead. Look at coin price. Coin is dead, dusted, deceased, goner, finished, finito, ended, in the dumps, gone to hell, shot to hell, no good, good for nothing, pissed on, useless, pumped and dumped to shit, dumped a few more times, the big goner, the waste of hashing power, a poor excuse to remain on an exchange, had its last stand, off to the cryptocoin graveyard, never to be brought back to life, and a piece of history, bad history at that. Look at coin price. Coin is dead. No PR, no roadmap, no buy support at any levels, just sinking to puny worthless insignificance, not worth buying, trading, not even worth the time to dump it's so bad. Coin should be removed from exchanges. Look at coin price. Coin is dead. Do devs have any plan? Perhaps just to let coin sink to minuscule molecular ever disintegrating disorientating disentangling discouraging discrepant price levels? Maybe they want to buy all of them so they can corner the market???? But that would be unscrupulous, uncivilized, immoral, and no one would ever want to buy a coin that was ill nurtured that way! Look at coin price. Coin is dead. Involved parties have had last laugh, look at bag holders hahahahahaha! Look at coin price. Coin is dead. Remove coin from exchanges! Cache coin is now CRASHcoin. Dead coin is dead. Dead. Let it die. Or bring it back. But to continue like this is disgraceful. Dead coin is dead. A Poem - The Magical Inflationary Dumping Coin, aka Just Dump It Dump it. Dump it, dump it hard, dump it fast, dump it quick. Dump it here, dump it there. Here a dump, there a dump, everywhere a dump dump dump. Just dump it. The harder the N factor the more coins you get to dump. The great inflationary dumpage ;) Dump it. The price can halve every day and you make more and more and more money! It's a dump lovers coin, a miners wet dream, an inflationary dumping coin. Just dump it. Dump it high, dump it low, chase the value down to zee-ro. The lower the price goes, the more money the dumpers make. Dump it. Dump it fast, dump it quick. Yesterday 1500, today 750, tomorrow 375, at the glorious beautiful dumpfest. Join us for the dump, a jolly dump, a fun dump, a day at the dump. Just dump it. Dump dump dump your coin, dump it on your friends, have a dump, there ain’t no pump, Dumpy dumpy dump. Just dump it, dump it, dump it... Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: fluffypony on August 20, 2014, 05:44:34 PM How about a limerick?
There once was an altcoin - no names Run by scammers who liked to play games Nobody did Byte Their dear CryptoNight Now the scammers, they shill and post flames! Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: muddafudda on August 20, 2014, 05:51:26 PM Limerick??
There once was a man called Bryce Weiner, Who had a secret life was a queener. He loved to rub his clit as he spoke Twitter shit and quit crypto to become a raree show cleaner. Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: fluffypony on August 20, 2014, 05:56:10 PM Limerick?? There once was a man called Bryce Weiner, Who had a secret life was a queener. He loved to rub his clit as he spoke Twitter shit and quit crypto to become a raree show cleaner. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry) "A limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth." Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: muddafudda on August 20, 2014, 05:58:45 PM There once was a man called Bryce Weiner,
Who had a secret life was a queener. He loved to rub his clit as he spoke Twitter shit and quit crypto to become a raree show cleaner. Yeah sorry for the space and not following the usual rules dickhead. That why it says usually. Usually most people read what they post before posting it and looking like a pretentious Bryce. But I am sure your day is made up of wiki quoting usually as fact though. https://i.imgur.com/QHVTfe0.jpg Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: CoinHoarder on August 20, 2014, 06:03:39 PM I wrote this a long time ago.. it is a cover song to the tune of Coolio's Gangsters Paradise. I am hoping maybe Zhou Thonged will record it one day. :)
I guess it could double as poetry as well, although it was meant to be a song. Quote Instrumental version so you can sing along: http://youtu.be/0rgPKPSZ62A Lyrics start at 0:12 ------------------ As I browse through the alt coin subforums I take a look a threads and realize there’s not much hope left Cause ya’ll’ve been pumpin' and dumpin' so long that Max Keiser knows his credibility is gone I ain't ever crossed a scam coin that I’d invest in Their fan bois treat me like a punk, you know that’s unheard of Better watch out what you invest in and what you’re minin’ Or you and your homies gonna be livin’ under a bridge I really hate to trip, but I gotta let you know As I browse through this subforum it’s like a circus show Bitcoin is what the copy cats want to be like On their knees at night, saying prayers their coin takes flight Been spendin’ most of their time, pumpin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin’ most of their time, dumpin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin’ most of our time, preminin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin most of our time, instaminin’ in scam coin paradise Look at the situation they got us facin' Hardly any innovation, it’s all for the cash We’ve got to fix this broken system Watching Bitcoin’s value rise has got you chasin’ dreams I'm an educated fool with crypto on my mind I’m a smart long ball investor, not some pump and dump guy I'm an alt coin aficionado, I do all of the research, so you better not ignore this lesson, fool Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away Most of these coins will die, what can I say? You better not be the one holding the bag But the way things are going I don't know Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me Been spendin’ most of their time, pumpin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin’ most of their time, dumpin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin’ most of our time, preminin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin most of our time, instaminin’ in scam coin paradise Pump and the dump, Premine and the Instamine Minute after minute, hour after hour All the noobs investin’, but half of them ain't looking What's going on in the kitchen, but they don't know what's cookin' I say they gotta learn, but nobody's there to teach them If they can't understand it, how can I reach them? I guess I can't, I guess I won't I guess it’s hopeless, that's why I know they’re out of luck, fool Been spendin’ most of their time, pumpin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin’ most of their time, dumpin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin’ most of our time, preminin’ in scam coin paradise Been spendin most of our time, instaminin’ in scam coin paradise Tell me why are we so blind to see That the one's we hurt are you and me Tell me why are we so blind to see That the one's we hurt are you and me Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: fluffypony on August 20, 2014, 06:49:18 PM But I am sure your day is made up of wiki quoting usually as fact though. The AABBA convention is globally accepted as the nature of a limerick. I merely wanted to save myself the time that would otherwise be wasted typing that all out. Let's call it "efficient communication" and move on, shall we? :) Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: fluffypony on August 20, 2014, 06:55:53 PM Another limerick:
Whitepapers have become quite the fad For altcoins, the good and the bad But their numismatics Lack good mathematics Thus bagholders are left feeling sad! Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: fluffypony on August 21, 2014, 10:12:11 AM And just for muddafudda's benefit...
fluffypony wikipedia did quote muddafudda, upset, said "take note - wikipedia is shit, so don't believe it, instead read this lim'rick I wrote" Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: fluffypony on August 21, 2014, 10:19:35 AM Last one for today:
Knowing C does not make you a "dev" Much as chefs don't cook Chicken Kiev You need crypto knowledge From a well renowned college Then you won't promise "in the next rev!" Title: Re: Some Altcoin poetry Post by: BTCscammerQuote on September 23, 2014, 03:59:48 PM pump/dump
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