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Reliable sources (nerds) tell me that I need to win the hearts of the bitcoin community before I even bother developing.

The thing that makes this different is not enhanced security, an algorithm that allows faster mining, or a cute meme.

I like mocking things - society is always an easy target. When we think of certain types of people having more opportunities or access to wealth we think of it as 'unfair'. But what if all the people reading this right now could be those people with a higher probability of being wealthier?

Since I assume that most of the people reading this post jerk it from time to time this part is important:

Fapcoin employs a ranking algorithm that increases the value of the coins in your wallet based off of how much porn you have watched on your computer.

This only serves to aid the bitcoin community, as I'm sure most of us here look at porn at least a few times a week.

As far as 'concept coinz' go, I think Fapcoin can really make it.

Give me your feedback on Fapcoin, praise it, damn it to hell, I need to know the truth before I waste my time.

"Fapcoin - Cheat to win"

Here's the million dollar FapCoin question:
What kind of algorithm will you use?

Proof of Fap?
Proof of Wank?
Proof of Spank?

Is there going to be any staking involved so that the biggest wankers are staking?
And if yes, how?
By wanking harder than the rest?

LOL
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Lol.

Proof of clicks actually. I can't afford to have small flying robots analyze the mitochondria in the semen on keyboards.

I posted this idea here because I can have the benefit of subject matter experts giving me feedback, so I thank you in advance.

First, before ranking, we would look at the appdata (usually in SQLite) for popular browsers and index.dat files for internet explorer (left un-capitalized on purpose). Incognito views are still saved in these databases from my understanding and past forensics research I've done. We would take a whitelist of porn related sites (would have to be updated monthly) and regex the aforementioned databases. Some people have their favorite stars/scenes so duplicate counts are acceptable.

After we have a hit count of the regex results, we come up with a ranking based on your results. I have percentages from 105% - 200%. This ranking affects the value of the currency in the wallet.

The ladies and gentleman in the 200% can stake if they so wish. I've not considered staking, but I'll be sure to take that into consideration.

Thanks for your feedback!

Question is, if I were to make this, would anyone actually mine it? Can you let me know what your thoughts are?

Any suggestions on how to make it better besides what I've proposed so that you'll actually mine it?

It's completely different than what anyone else has created and I think it's a nice alternative. It's not just a dumb gimmick.

I want to get people to actually give a shit before I go into development, not waste my time like the other 100+ people who've made coins and failed.

Thanks

lol'd.

keep em coming OP.  ;D

Proof of spank  ;D Too good

But yes, I'm sure you would get some people to mine it.

Wouldn't the value of coins in the wallet be able to be abused by using bots?

Sounds like..
https://i.imgur.com/ywsxSVC.png

LOL :P

It'd most likely be abused. I'll look into it. Thanks for the feedback dude!

That's the spirit!

Does anyone else have any other suggestions?

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57843496.jpg

We need more threads like this.

This is great, I will mine it just because its sucha  funny/great idea.

You're late, it does already exist :þ

https://i.imgur.com/CnwckFp.png

LOL, I knew I heard it before.
Basically everything has been turned a cryptocoin at this point.

Yeah there have been a bunch. There was a fapcoin before this. There's wankcoin. There's even a spankcoin. Titcoin, jizzcoin, et al.

But what makes this special is the algorithm I spoke about before - which to my knowledge hasn't been done.

Those other coins are just for people who don't want a paper trail for purchasing indian scat porn, or tranny porn.

This coin is new, different, and I really don't care what you use it for. The point was to make constructive time out of masturbation - not be ashamed of purchasing porn. And who still buys porn anyways? People over 40? Don't be that guy that clicks the livejasmin link...pray to god you don't do that shit.

https://www.youtube.com/v/3_EmJHH78H8?start=146&end=152 (https://www.youtube.com/v/3_EmJHH78H8?start=146&end=152)

Too many crypto coins in fact in the market  ;D Just some are in wide use  ;D

I love it, lol ;D

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'm glad you like. I'm really enjoying all of this positivism for Fapcoin.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/78965/3559053-now-this-i-can-fap-to.jpg

Can I get some "yeah I'll mine this" before I start development?

Are there any C++ developers willing to help with this? And I'd really like a response like "Sure! I'd love to" and not a response like:

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a95c45d397327eed6622e75a39b8a6337429e92169af920f0f7f10bd72066da0.jpg

I'm in the process of making a kickstarter for a developer once I get one.

Thanks!

D. Dickerson

Any updates for this coin ?

Damn... Please tell me this is cumming.

ICO just ended, maybe unsold tokens will be burnt, circulating supply will be hugely reduced...   ;)
http://fapcoin.io/ico/

I initially thought it was serious ... ;D ;D ;D

Well I bought some fapcoin on CoinEx.  Price is starting to get reasonable.  Is this the right thread?

I like your idea, my friend.

No software wallets.
The hardest forks yet.
Let's hit moon, and slap it a little

It's grear, but are you later. Me too ;D

If everyone was as childish as me, this thread will have hundreds of pages instead of two. am definitely not going to buy this shit but it made for a really good laugh

If only I bought a fap coin whenever I fapped... I would still be poor.

I thought I found the perfect name for my shitcoin project. Instead I found this. Not new, not innovative. Dead.

Damn, it's h(f)appening again.
Dreams become reality.
With Vice Industry Token (VIT) paying you for watching porn videos your joke idea materializes. They're going to work with main tube sites like Pornhub, so there is much content to fap to  :o

cheers cheers hurray)) Finally the porn industry is growing!  so I believe that this is the progress of the sphere

I will definitely use this coin!

There is POW - the work is watching porn.
Validation is another issue, first we would have to define what's "watching". Having video playing in foregound? - this is easy to verify. Actually sitting in front of the computer and fapping, sorry, watching? - well, that's more complicated but still doable, there may be random moments when button appears and you have to click it or you may have to answer questions about content you watched - I used to take part in "pay 2 watch ads" and I had to watch movie trailers and then answer questions about them.

You came late to the (sarcasm) party. Howeycoin was here first. But then, the SEC doesn't fap; or, at least not in public. So, you still earn some brownie points. Go, buy some toy(doll?!) with them.

Get paid for jerking off, in my opinion, this is very cool.
My friend, I hope you will succeed.
Esoi it will enter the global market, you will be a very rich and legendary person, like all of us, in principle