New coin - Fapcoin - new/innovative

[DicksDickerson]

Reliable sources (nerds) tell me that I need to win the hearts of the bitcoin community before I even bother developing.

The thing that makes this different is not enhanced security, an algorithm that allows faster mining, or a cute meme.

I like mocking things - society is always an easy target. When we think of certain types of people having more opportunities or access to wealth we think of it as 'unfair'. But what if all the people reading this right now could be those people with a higher probability of being wealthier?

Since I assume that most of the people reading this post jerk it from time to time this part is important:

Fapcoin employs a ranking algorithm that increases the value of the coins in your wallet based off of how much porn you have watched on your computer.

This only serves to aid the bitcoin community, as I'm sure most of us here look at porn at least a few times a week.

As far as 'concept coinz' go, I think Fapcoin can really make it.

Give me your feedback on Fapcoin, praise it, damn it to hell, I need to know the truth before I waste my time.

"Fapcoin - Cheat to win"

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Here's the million dollar FapCoin question:
What kind of algorithm will you use?

Proof of Fap?
Proof of Wank?
Proof of Spank?

Is there going to be any staking involved so that the biggest wankers are staking?
And if yes, how?
By wanking harder than the rest?

LOL
 

[DicksDickerson]

Lol.

Proof of clicks actually. I can't afford to have small flying robots analyze the mitochondria in the semen on keyboards.

I posted this idea here because I can have the benefit of subject matter experts giving me feedback, so I thank you in advance.

First, before ranking, we would look at the appdata (usually in SQLite) for popular browsers and index.dat files for internet explorer (left un-capitalized on purpose). Incognito views are still saved in these databases from my understanding and past forensics research I've done. We would take a whitelist of porn related sites (would have to be updated monthly) and regex the aforementioned databases. Some people have their favorite stars/scenes so duplicate counts are acceptable.

After we have a hit count of the regex results, we come up with a ranking based on your results. I have percentages from 105% - 200%. This ranking affects the value of the currency in the wallet.

The ladies and gentleman in the 200% can stake if they so wish. I've not considered staking, but I'll be sure to take that into consideration.

Thanks for your feedback!

[DicksDickerson]

Question is, if I were to make this, would anyone actually mine it? Can you let me know what your thoughts are?

Any suggestions on how to make it better besides what I've proposed so that you'll actually mine it?

It's completely different than what anyone else has created and I think it's a nice alternative. It's not just a dumb gimmick.

I want to get people to actually give a shit before I go into development, not waste my time like the other 100+ people who've made coins and failed.

Thanks

[tokeweed]

lol'd.

keep em coming OP. 

[koshgel]

Question is, if I were to make this, would anyone actually mine it? Can you let me know what your thoughts are?

Any suggestions on how to make it better besides what I've proposed so that you'll actually mine it?

It's completely different than what anyone else has created and I think it's a nice alternative. It's not just a dumb gimmick.

I want to get people to actually give a shit before I go into development, not waste my time like the other 100+ people who've made coins and failed.

Thanks

Proof of spank  Too good

But yes, I'm sure you would get some people to mine it.

Wouldn't the value of coins in the wallet be able to be abused by using bots?

[krunox123]

...The thing that makes this different is not enhanced security, an algorithm that allows faster mining,...

Sounds like..


LOL

[DicksDickerson]

Question is, if I were to make this, would anyone actually mine it? Can you let me know what your thoughts are?

Any suggestions on how to make it better besides what I've proposed so that you'll actually mine it?

It's completely different than what anyone else has created and I think it's a nice alternative. It's not just a dumb gimmick.

I want to get people to actually give a shit before I go into development, not waste my time like the other 100+ people who've made coins and failed.

Thanks

Proof of spank  Too good

But yes, I'm sure you would get some people to mine it.

Wouldn't the value of coins in the wallet be able to be abused by using bots?

It'd most likely be abused. I'll look into it. Thanks for the feedback dude!

[DicksDickerson]

...The thing that makes this different is not enhanced security, an algorithm that allows faster mining,...

Sounds like..
https://i.imgur.com/ywsxSVC.png

LOL

That's the spirit!

Does anyone else have any other suggestions?

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57843496.jpg

[spazzdla]

We need more threads like this.

[ChiliPowder]

This is great, I will mine it just because its sucha  funny/great idea.

[pozmu]

You're late, it does already exist :þ

[AtheistAKASaneBrain]

You're late, it does already exist :þ

LOL, I knew I heard it before.
Basically everything has been turned a cryptocoin at this point.

[DicksDickerson]

Yeah there have been a bunch. There was a fapcoin before this. There's wankcoin. There's even a spankcoin. Titcoin, jizzcoin, et al.

But what makes this special is the algorithm I spoke about before - which to my knowledge hasn't been done.

Those other coins are just for people who don't want a paper trail for purchasing indian scat porn, or tranny porn.

This coin is new, different, and I really don't care what you use it for. The point was to make constructive time out of masturbation - not be ashamed of purchasing porn. And who still buys porn anyways? People over 40? Don't be that guy that clicks the livejasmin link...pray to god you don't do that shit.

https://www.youtube.com/v/3_EmJHH78H8?start=146&end=152

[HeroCat]

Too many crypto coins in fact in the market  Just some are in wide use 

[btcjoin14]

Here's the million dollar FapCoin question:
What kind of algorithm will you use?

Proof of Fap?
Proof of Wank?
Proof of Spank?

Is there going to be any staking involved so that the biggest wankers are staking?
And if yes, how?
By wanking harder than the rest?

LOL
 

I love it, lol

[DicksDickerson]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'm glad you like. I'm really enjoying all of this positivism for Fapcoin.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/78965/3559053-now-this-i-can-fap-to.jpg

Can I get some "yeah I'll mine this" before I start development?

Are there any C++ developers willing to help with this? And I'd really like a response like "Sure! I'd love to" and not a response like:

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a95c45d397327eed6622e75a39b8a6337429e92169af920f0f7f10bd72066da0.jpg

I'm in the process of making a kickstarter for a developer once I get one.

Thanks!

D. Dickerson

[Transformers]

Any updates for this coin ?

[thedec4]

Damn... Please tell me this is cumming.

[Transformers]

Damn... Please tell me this is cumming.

ICO just ended, maybe unsold tokens will be burnt, circulating supply will be hugely reduced...   
http://fapcoin.io/ico/