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When my pipboy detects an increased in heart rate and high-levels of stress patterns it can activate the AAV -- AntiArrest Vest. It is a non-lethal and discreet vest that will prevent being apprehended in the event that you are under a stressful situation that isn't in your favour. For example in the event that a military agent(country of origin doesn’t matter) feels that you should be apprehended for what ever reason, the Pip boy will detect the loudness and stressfulness of the environment and thus activate the antiarrest vest. once activated the vest is self containing and cannot be turned of with out manual override. The vest will prevent you from being apprehended from most humanoids by wrapping exposed metal wires around a rubber yet solid vest and powering on when you are touched with metal or any any human trys to grab you with a bare hand they will get zapped and shocked and thus you are immune from human contact and thus if you don't need to pull out a weapon to protect your self you can now defend your self with out getting shot and with out feeling humiliated when the policia tell you to get on your knees and all that fun stuff

sounds like a good recipe for adding 5 years to your sentence for assault on a police officer xD
Good concept, but in practice it seems it would be counterproductive.

Won't stop a bullet to the neck.

1) How do you plan to make this small enough that someone would want to wear it?
2) How do you plan to prevent false positives? There's a lot of things that trigger high heart rate and stress outside of getting arrested.
3) What's to prevent the police from beating the shit out of you with a billy club?

Its not an invincible armour guise just a friendly static electricity to make the cops go WTF? that shit hurts.. whats a cop gonna do tell you to reach into your pocket it turn it off... lol catch 22

Do you actually think that if a cop was going to arrest you having a static discharge vest on would stop that from happening? Let alone a "military agent". It might help you get away from the old man at the grocery store when you get caught shoplifting, but if you try this on a real cop I suspect you would find yourself quickly eating pavement with extreme prejudice.

Cheaper version: T-shirt that says "Beat me to a bloody pulp!" on the front, and "I was obviously looking for a fight" on the back.

LOL'd

Wait till you hear what Phinnieus Gage took.. 

^ a pottery class?

You would have to have a pretty powerful vest to prevent you from getting arrested... You can make pretty neat tasers out of disposable cameras....

Tazer vest for the win!

In New Vegas, I'm much more interested in getting an Anti-Sniper vest. I run pretty fast otherwise.

Id like to avoid the cops in the first place. Something that detects when law enforcement is within a 500m radius would be just the ticket  :)

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31 (http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31)

Better idea: a "don't taze me, bro" T-shirt lined with aluminum foil.

Id like a shirt with an inbuilt camera that starts filming when approached by a cop :)

Anybody here have any Advil for a headache?

Back on-topic.

Remember this guy?

http://blockyourid.com/~gbpprorg/judicial-inc/7_11_p1.jpg
Pizza Delivery Man Fitted With A Collar Bomb

Basicly, the same scenario as the OP, but with a twist. A bomb-like device is now around the neck, and while holding a smartphone (or any phone), inform the officers, in a panic-like state-of-mind, that somebody placed this around your neck with some type of high explosives. Her (nice twist, instead of a guy) instructions are to all step back about a block away otherwise--BOOM! It helps if you cry and say you don't want to die. Please do as Maria says. I have a wife and three beautiful children, one of each. etc. etc. etc.

~Bruno~

Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.

Then you'll need an invisibility vest but I couldn't find any picture... Duh!

Fine! Don the invisible vest, and they'll pull out this.

http://freedomfightersforamerica.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/soundcannon.123123639_std.jpg
Sound Cannon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

 ;D

Beat me to it... literally had this in my clipboard:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Active_Denial_System_Humvee.jpg

^ Wonder if they get good reception with that thing?

It burns off your skin. What kind of reception would you give it? A standing ovation?

I wonder if a portable Faraday cage would protect against microwaves. This coupled with an active anti-noise cancellation system could be an interesting addition to the anti-arrest/urban survivor vest.

http://physicsb-2009-10.wikispaces.com/file/view/Tesla18Dalek10003Ft.jpg/126371831/Tesla18Dalek10003Ft.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Active_Noise_Reduction.gif

Not a cage in the standard sense, but you could use fine mesh such as screen wire to get the desired effect, assuming the microwaves are in the 2.4Ghz range.

For those experimenting with microwave oven parts, the recommended protection is a suit made of screen wire for your body, and a tin can with the sharp edges trimmed off and lined in soft fur to contain your man parts.

http://www.amazing1.com/Graphics/microcan.gif (http://www.amazing1.com/electric-guns.htm)
Microwave cannon

This thing can do cool stuff like light up fluorescent bulbs from upwards of 10 feet away.

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind the crap outta everyone around you

FTFY. ;)

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

It will only take about 45min to move out of the way wearing that shit.

You don't need a mirror to be blinded by a reflection from a 1.8W blue laser, let alone 100 of them. :)

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done :P

Do you have any idea how powerful 1.8 watts of concentrated laser energy is? For comparison, a cheap laser pointer will be between 3 and 5 milliwatts. 1800 milliwatts will burn on contact with a variety of materials, including skin, rubber, wood, and more.

Isn't it more accurate to use amps instead of watts? watts is a meta-measurement :P

Nnnnooo...... No. Amps is watts divided by volts, and light doesn't have "volts" as such.

Why not use a real bomb?

Mutually assured destruction saved the world a lot of headaches. Yes, early adopters would perish, but once it gets wide acceptance, I bet it would statistically be less harmful than getting arrested.

I can imagine a peaceful world where everyone has a fission bomb attached to their necks.

What if i have low amps and high volts? or high volts and low amps? I'm saying watts is too ambiguous to use as a measurement tool, im almost not sure why anyone still uses it as a measurement.

You can't measure light with amps, it doesn't work. You could measure the amount of power it takes to drive the laser diode, but that isn't necessarily relevant.
They are different units, used in different applications. Amps is a measure of current, which is a rate of flow, and exists as an effect of voltage (electromotive force).

A watt is a measurement of energy, which is power (one joule) over a period of time (one second).

Watt is the SI unit of power, regardless of whether it is electricity, light, or heat. When a laser is rated at 1.8W, that is the actual power output in light, which means that at 445nm there are 4x10^18 photons leaving the laser diode each second each with an energy of about 4.46x10^-19 J. I don't know where you're getting your information from, but it's not correct.

Edit: Rereading I think I get what you're saying, which is that the watt is a derived unit and not a base unit, while the amp is. That doesn't mean the amp is a more accurate or better way of rating the light output though, any more than you would rate a 5000W propane heater in amps instead of watts.

Okay i see what i missed, I assumed we are discussing electricity but you are acknowledging that the actual light output it self can be measured in jouls which can apparently be measured in watts of light as well. I had assumed we were talking about electrical outputs i didn't know that’s how lazers were rated in terms of power(light).

Learn something new every day!

How I'm devilishly thinking on microwaving my neighbor's stereo when it's late in the night and he decides to play music to the building across the street with the windows closed...

You could also kill all electronic appliance in his building.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40381000/gif/_40381869_car_stop2_inf416.gif

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/3890127.stm

Lame. Corrections:

1: Police driver flicks dashboard switch to signal 50 cal turret in boot.
2: 50 cal BMG bullets direct at 3000ft/s towards suspect's car.
3: Suspect car is disabled.

LOL

Another tool to use is to project 100's of holographic images of yourself surrounding the officers, thus enabling you to make a run for it.

sounds good but the vest is too heavy and i just found a trunk with 100 bottles of nuke cola.  off goes the vest

It would suffice to kill the stereo. I don't want to start a fire by frying all of his appliances! (not even mine, after all, I live on the top floor, right above him)
Once I came across with this one (http://lifehacker.com/5852903/silence-noisy-neighbors-by-transmitting-signals-through-their-own-speakers) and thought: hell, it must be fun! (but... expensive... :()

So I need to buy a bullet proof vest and attach 1000 leds (with battery and 555 timer(for christmas tree effect))
A sniper can't pick off what is too hard to look at

Thank you soo much, I knew i couldn't have been the first to think it up :)

Sooooooooooo behind the times...
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000DY_PKCMwnxQ/s/900/720/Victorian-Cartoons-Punch-1856-12-27-251.jpg

I'd love to watch this in action-- especially when the wearer finally gets tasered, the darts contact the vest wires, and the vest continues to taser the wearer for another ten minutes.  :P

"He's finally stopped flopping around the ground!  Someone install new batteries!!!"

Its lined with rubber and tasers can only penetrate so far into clothing so nothing will happen to the wearer