[IDEA] Anti-Arrest Vest

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.

Then you need an invisibility vest but I couldn't find any picture... Duh!

Fine! Don the invisible vest, and they'll pull out this.


Sound Cannon

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[01BTC10]

The Active Denial System (ADS) is a non-lethal, directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military,[1] designed for area denial, perimeter security and crowd control.[2] Informally, the weapon is also called the heat ray[3] since it works by heating the surface of targets, such as the skin of targeted human subjects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

 

[myrkul]

The Active Denial System (ADS) is a non-lethal, directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military,[1] designed for area denial, perimeter security and crowd control.[2] Informally, the weapon is also called the heat ray[3] since it works by heating the surface of targets, such as the skin of targeted human subjects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

 

Beat me to it... literally had this in my clipboard:

[AndrewBUD]

^ Wonder if they get good reception with that thing?

[organofcorti]

^ Wonder if they get good reception with that thing?

It burns off your skin. What kind of reception would you give it? A standing ovation?

[01BTC10]

I wonder if a portable Faraday cage would protect against microwaves. This coupled with an active anti-noise cancellation system could be an interesting addition to the anti-arrest/urban survivor vest.

[rjk]

I wonder if a portable Faraday cage would protect against microwaves. This coupled with an anti-noise cancellation system could be an interesting addition to the anti-arrest vest.

http://physicsb-2009-10.wikispaces.com/file/view/Tesla18Dalek10003Ft.jpg/126371831/Tesla18Dalek10003Ft.jpg

Not a cage in the standard sense, but you could use fine mesh such as screen wire to get the desired effect, assuming the microwaves are in the 2.4Ghz range.

For those experimenting with microwave oven parts, the recommended protection is a suit made of screen wire for your body, and a tin can with the sharp edges trimmed off and lined in soft fur to contain your man parts.


Microwave cannon

This thing can do cool stuff like light up fluorescent bulbs from upwards of 10 feet away.

[Xenland]

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind the crap outta everyone around you

[MrTeal]

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

[Xenland]

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

[AndrewBUD]

It will only take about 45min to move out of the way wearing that shit.

[MrTeal]

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

You don't need a mirror to be blinded by a reflection from a 1.8W blue laser, let alone 100 of them.

[Xenland]

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

You don't need a mirror to be blinded by a reflection from a 1.8W blue laser, let alone 100 of them.

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done

[rjk]

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done

Do you have any idea how powerful 1.8 watts of concentrated laser energy is? For comparison, a cheap laser pointer will be between 3 and 5 milliwatts. 1800 milliwatts will burn on contact with a variety of materials, including skin, rubber, wood, and more.

[Xenland]

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done

Do you have any idea how powerful 1.8 watts of concentrated laser energy is? For comparison, a cheap laser pointer will be between 3 and 5 milliwatts. 1800 milliwatts will burn on contact with a variety of materials, including skin, rubber, wood, and more.

Isn't it more accurate to use amps instead of watts? watts is a meta-measurement

[rjk]

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done

Do you have any idea how powerful 1.8 watts of concentrated laser energy is? For comparison, a cheap laser pointer will be between 3 and 5 milliwatts. 1800 milliwatts will burn on contact with a variety of materials, including skin, rubber, wood, and more.

Isn't it more accurate to use amps instead of watts? watts is a meta-measurement

Nnnnooo...... No. Amps is watts divided by volts, and light doesn't have "volts" as such.

[memvola]

Pizza Delivery Man Fitted With A Collar Bomb

Why not use a real bomb?

Mutually assured destruction saved the world a lot of headaches. Yes, early adopters would perish, but once it gets wide acceptance, I bet it would statistically be less harmful than getting arrested.

I can imagine a peaceful world where everyone has a fission bomb attached to their necks.

[Xenland]

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done

Do you have any idea how powerful 1.8 watts of concentrated laser energy is? For comparison, a cheap laser pointer will be between 3 and 5 milliwatts. 1800 milliwatts will burn on contact with a variety of materials, including skin, rubber, wood, and more.

Isn't it more accurate to use amps instead of watts? watts is a meta-measurement

Nnnnooo...... No. Amps is watts divided by volts, and light doesn't have "volts" as such.

What if i have low amps and high volts? or high volts and low amps? I'm saying watts is too ambiguous to use as a measurement tool, im almost not sure why anyone still uses it as a measurement.

[rjk]

What if i have low amps and high volts? or high volts and low amps? I'm saying watts is too ambiguous to use as a measurement tool, im almost not sure why anyone still uses it as a measurement.

You can't measure light with amps, it doesn't work. You could measure the amount of power it takes to drive the laser diode, but that isn't necessarily relevant.
They are different units, used in different applications. Amps is a measure of current, which is a rate of flow, and exists as an effect of voltage (electromotive force).

A watt is a measurement of energy, which is power (one joule) over a period of time (one second).

[MrTeal]

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done

Do you have any idea how powerful 1.8 watts of concentrated laser energy is? For comparison, a cheap laser pointer will be between 3 and 5 milliwatts. 1800 milliwatts will burn on contact with a variety of materials, including skin, rubber, wood, and more.

Isn't it more accurate to use amps instead of watts? watts is a meta-measurement

Nnnnooo...... No. Amps is watts divided by volts, and light doesn't have "volts" as such.

What if i have low amps and high volts? or high volts and low amps? I'm saying watts is too ambiguous to use as a measurement tool, im almost not sure why anyone still uses it as a measurement.

Watt is the SI unit of power, regardless of whether it is electricity, light, or heat. When a laser is rated at 1.8W, that is the actual power output in light, which means that at 445nm there are 4x10^18 photons leaving the laser diode each second each with an energy of about 4.46x10^-19 J. I don't know where you're getting your information from, but it's not correct.

Edit: Rereading I think I get what you're saying, which is that the watt is a derived unit and not a base unit, while the amp is. That doesn't mean the amp is a more accurate or better way of rating the light output though, any more than you would rate a 5000W propane heater in amps instead of watts.