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We are Building the biggest and baddest Troll Army , Shills ,  Large Group buying whatever you want to call it!  You will be paid in BTC.

As we go along there will be a formal hierarchy of Trolls - Admirals, lieutenant and Grunt Workers.

EVERYONE STARTS out as GRUNTS and works their way up!

We won’t be doing any doxxing at the moment.

The goal is to get 100 trolls signed up for the first stage then we’ll release our first assignment of trolling.

At that point one Lieutenant will be in charge of what we call Group A and will lead its direction each day.  We hope to have 4 stages of groups  A, B , C, D  with 100 + trolls in ea. Obviously, the goal will be thousands of trolls .

The purpose of the group is to have a fun time getting paid to do what we do best and that is trolling! All the while providing a valuable service to those who need a  FEW GOOD TROLLS! 
So how do you get started ? A few requirements:

Fill out your application below:  ( one applicant per troll you’ll be banned if you sign up multiple times)

For your troll name it HAS TO BE THE ACCOUNT that you have here in BTCTALK. This is for tracking and paying purposes.

• https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TwHTr4gW1JvwoVHRgnI-jOsBTpcCSRvfyBNWO2Ycm8U/edit?usp=sharing (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TwHTr4gW1JvwoVHRgnI-jOsBTpcCSRvfyBNWO2Ycm8U/edit?usp=sharing)
  
• Change your signature to ‘Join the Troll Army’ and link it to this thread. (Eventually, you’ll add Grunt worker/ Lieutenant to your BTCtalk description ).

That is it!  Sit back and wait till we've gather enough trolls to release Group A on their assignment!  In the meantime, we need an official name for this troll group! so come up with one.

Also, please join us in our temp. chatroom as this is where Assignments will be handed out ( think of it as a command center ) and payment will also be taking place http://tlk.io/trolls (http://tlk.io/trolls) .

Speaking of payments at first it won't be to much till we get people who need our services and we weed out the people who aren't dedicated to trolling. This will be the first service dedicated to helping making trolls make a living.

Use Case Example:  I'm getting harassed by some political supporters of a certain xx party I would like to hire some of your trolls to raise hell on them.

not sure if this is a trollpost in itself?

anyway... it cant get more worse ;( i hope that you at least use only the altcoin section and stay away from the rest.

Considering I can cause 10 pages of rage with just one carefully articulated post I would ask for 1btc upon signup.

You want a sign-up bonus ? interesting trolly material there I like!  ;D

No, why wouldn't this be real ? Real as a heartattack.


It can.

the only reason why i would write such a post is to see all the suckers with their new sig "Join the Troll Army".

i would laugh the whole day - but as i obviously wouldnt pay - i cant do it because it would be a scam ;(

As a client I've always wanted to purchase my own personal troll army ( say someone is giving me shit on youtube ) , or I need them to upvote the shit outta something. This will be a full-fledge website  , built with the ability to buy the groups mentioned above. To activate them into trolling action.  This is serious business.

this was my idea but it never amounted to much  :-\ maybe we can join forces :) or maybe you want to buy my really cool username  :-*

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=695428.0;topicseen

Funny, that is the one username I was trying to get :P  Def. join forces sounds good idea!

team it is :) yeah my username is probably to valuable to want to sell :) I think i even set up a facebook page.
I will grant you permission to use the "mercenaries at work" & "tolls unit" slogans but i will ask for a small fee for each use
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/096/044/trollface.jpg

the website is a nice idea though.  was just going to run it all via social media sites.

https://i.imgur.com/vQVDwBw.jpg

Thanks! those are way cool! I'll see if we can fit you in on all this.  This idea is real and I'm going to do it as there is a need for it! thanks for those.

The name of your club could be, The Fedoras. There's already a reddit army of fedora wearing trolls you might consider seeking out. I don't think you'll get much support here, as trolling is a bannable offense on BCT. I can vouch for Lethn's trolling skills. You should also hit up BADecker. Too bad dank was banned, since he would've been a great choice as well. Those are the best trolls here that I can think of.

Good suggestion on the name "The Fedoras" is good. I've seen the reddit army and will reach out to them shortly. This isn't so much trolling on BTCtalk there is enough of that. This is outside of BTCtalk.  Yes, "Lethn's" I've seen before fairly hardcore and good style. I'll check out BADdecker.  Dank I remember. RIP Dank. Good suggestion thanks!

I posted here because there are some nasty ass trolls that come through here.

i can be a troll, but being a paid troll lol. whats the rate?

Hi lol  ....

0.001 per/ assignment . You can spend hours trolling or a few seconds trolling it doesn't matter as long as you've trolled.  The price is a "grunt workers" price to start , but can clearly go up as we go along.

0.001 per assignment is too little pay for a troll. : /
And I think the best troll on this forum is maybe notlambchop, if he hasn't been banned yet xD

We are obviously just starting out so we aren't going to be paying alot . What would you recommend and I'll consider it ?  We don't have any paying clients yet.  This would be for our first go around to see who are the real trolls and what they can do.

NotLambChop I've heard before. Some really good trolls on BTCtalk.

I love where you guys are going with this, got tipped off by a fellow bct member, why not also pay in Trollcoin?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=452810.0

Hahahaha beautiful!  This sounds like a beautiful match. Yes, this is the way to go . I'm looking over Trollcoins further now.

Payout can be in TrollCoins yes. ;D

email me: trollteam2015@gmail.com  to figure out some stuff also if need be.

Sent our info, looking forward to working with you as this was exactly what Trollcoin is designed for.

Thanks! Got it. Looking forward to working with you  ;D

How do I sign up?

Nice trollin!  ;D

You could really make this work by making it multi-level in payment, in addition to payment for a troll job well done.

The MLM part would pay people for recruiting new trolls. New trolls would have to pay a fee to join. but they could get it back in the fees that new trolls in their "downlines" paid. Of course, the organization itself would have to take something like at least 10% just for running the show.

I would recommend a simple 5-level payment system, and, say, a tenth of a bitcoin as signup fee.

:)

Interesting concept. For now its just gathering up the trolls , but I get what you are getting at . I'm not a programmer and have no idea how to create so a tier system but I LOVE IT!  lol   The way I have it set-up is a client X has something he needs trolls for pays with Credit Card ( enter any amount ) , or Bitcoins.  All Trolls in GROUP A get alerted to go troll the clients assignment. ME for now ( lieutenant soon thereafter ) would then scan over the results for the particular trolls work and send off payment according to their quality of work.  Good suggestion BADecker!

If he gets paid 1 BTC, I formally request 2 BTC, and, BTW, I'm officially owned .03141592 BTC for penning this post.

Or, make it a forced matrix, i.e., just fill in the downline from left to right.

Basic MLM programs are readily available with an easy learning curve to set up and maintain. If you can't handle the task, source it out to a troll (can't believe I penned that), whereupon he'll place himself toward the top for his/her efforts. Hell, if the person's a nice guy, he'll put you at the top with him/her as the first first on the immediate left.

just a thought, i suspect most trolls would be hesitant to post all their contact info on a publicly available google docs sheet, perhaps some form of secure datasheet would be better suited?

You mean their troll accounts ? I'm assuming their troll accounts don't have any personal information. I can eventually lock it though regardless.

Lulz, you are right, we do keep multiple accounts for various purposes, so it shouldn't be an issue. Carry on!

Hard bargainers around here! Nobody has signed up regardless!  ;)

Probably the most dangerous part of doing it this way is, if your idea caught on in the MLM world, you might get several of the big MLM junkies on board, which means that they would bring their whole downlines in. Most of those people are not super good at trolling. You would have to sell a troll training course, which might be a good MLM idea anyway, because MLM regulators require a MLM product.

Anyway, you would need to have all your ducks in a row if the thing caught on, because you would need to manage registering and paying thousands of new trolls overnight, so to speak.

The advantage would be, if you had loads of trained trolls, you could take over the world by extending your trolling into the political lobbying world. This could mean more bitcoins for you and everyone else, because you would naturally want to lobby Bitcoin into the position of being the new world currency.

:)

I agree. It takes trolling to a whole new level.  I would have to do training courses how to troll effectively.  I mean that is what MLM is in a way lol ... Great thing though with Bitcoin is the ability to disperse funds in a quick, affordable way. So right out the gate we have a heads up in that sense.  The Political world would come calling instantly. Hmmmm ....Bitcoin killer app , trolling ? Would would have thought! LOL ....  ;)

If I know anything about trolling, I don't know that I know it. But if you can't find anything out there that is prepared as a course or manual, under the right circumstances I might be tickled pink to help write the manual.

And while I don't know enough programming for some of the complicated MLM programs, I DO know about some of the best MLM programs out there. And I CAN program in Perl, some simple ones like, say, infinite wide x 5 levels deep. I don't know how to adapt QT into Perl, so that we could run Bitcoin right in the Perl program, but I am betting it is easy to learn and do.

:)

Like anything, sports , music  you have to practice it . I've trolled just about every site on this planet from morning to night and it was epic! BUT YOU DO have to do some basic work around it.  A "How To Troll For Dummies" would be pretty killer no doubt and would love to have you on board to write that.



Interesting. Back in the day I knew a bit of Perl ,but haven't used it much. That and SQL.  True, the Bitcoin right into a Perl program would be pretty sweet. There might be a simple MLM type free script out there and just piece it together with a Perl program might be the way to go. Like I said , I'm not a huge programmer. I was going to do most of this the manual way to start!  

If you want to take a shot at it I'm down!  ;D

If you do your program MLM, one of the best pieces of advice I can think to give, from experience, is, be ready from the get-go to be hit with a million new applicants. Why be ready? If it happens, it will kill you if you are not ready. And you won't like the law suits when people don't get paid. You can only input so many new applicants manually, even with your buddy and your wife and his wife helping.

:)

No sell the manuals! Give it away as a perk. (but perhaps sell other stuff down the line, with no pun intended there)

Not quoting any particular post but, once again, there's a myriad great MLM programs readily available at various price points that'll fill the bill. Most all could be tailor-made/adjusted to suit the purpose at hand.

Toy with a forced matrix of multiples of three (oppose to five expressed earlier) where members pay a monthly fee. Structured correctly, even those at the bottom before they start amassing a downline could easily earn their fees back, plus, via participating on various tasks which they get to choose which one (from an ongoing list) best suited for them.

Bear in mind that what's being discussed is in the grey arena, but could easily be operated on the up-and-up.

I knew BADecker would make a great addition to your team, although I never figured he (or anyone for that matter) would come aboard so openly. Gleb Gamow also came to mind, but I think he is more like myself and just likes to poke fun at times rather than get a rise out of people, although I don't doubt he has the skills if he were to put his mind to it.

As you undoubtedly already know, a good 'troll' is able to get a rise out of people covertly, while a 'flamer' is quite obvious in his intentions. If you are interested in flamers as well, I can think of one BCT member that excels at being an inflammatory ass. Do assholes wear fedoras? Perhaps they do, since most people would agree that trolls are assholes too. :D
https://i.imgur.com/UlhqZ4S.gif

as pooloperator for the biggest trolls (see signature) I'm following this from now on!
http://trollcoinbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trollcoin_official2.png

this looks crazy o.O

I'm too highranked/professional to join this  ::)
If you picked another way to hire people other than make an easy job to an opponent to find a good scheduled list of nicknames/email to hack back if these trolls do something nasty as a mission.

Do you mean your style might be recognized if you did it in complete secrecy, from the standpoint of another entity? Or do you mean you might slip and give yourself away? If it is that you don't have the time, well...

:)

you are too late: go to the Paycoin-Scam-Forum  :)

This sounds weird and fake but sign me up... I am a professional troll. Wouldn't mind getting "paid" for it. I didn't read the OP so if you are serious about it reply to this post and tell me exactly what you want from me

This is some of my past work:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153038271

I foresee a rise in the number of self-moderated threads.

There's always room for competition. Competition shows who has the better program.

:)

Saying I don't have another account here on bitcointalk for join it since I'm not interested into being a lowgrade troll with my rank, if they want me to join, they should send me a PM right away and we discuss, if not I stay on my top job here on this forum ::)
Ofc I would be able to troll some, but exposing all my data(already leaked my email and exposed on the internet as a worthless email address, just because I use it for porn only),I mean, if they want me they can call me.

Who says you'll get a lowgrade troll rank ?  :o   We all have our porn email lol

RandyFolds?