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*Looks at child*

*Looks at microwave*

"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"

*Looks at child*

*Looks at microwave*

"What if..."



I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.

Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.

Where's the fun in that, buddy?

You're scaring me. Please politely log out of the website now please.

Why asked some dump question?  You are having fun microwaving other human being?

Nothing good would come of it. A child, even an infant, is much too large for effective microwave cooking. Microwave radiation only penetrates a few centimetres, so the interior will remain completely raw even as the skin is burnt to a crisp. To cook evenly, a child needs to be slow-roasted, which can't be done with a microwave. Sorry, but good food takes time.

This kind of questions would be related to a certain site I won't say, and in my imagination:
1)the human being would suffer so much that his vocal cords would melt and then You would see it with an open mouth like a pig.
2)If you ask to a cannibal, they would probably tell you something like, better split pieces, so you don't waste it.
3)Why ask such a terrible question?
4)you are in a place where kids and adult melt(pun intended) together so it's mostly SFW place.

I think the child will die.
Anyway, what kind of thread is this??

I agree with you. :D

It has been done before.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2104988/Mother-accused-murdering-baby-putting-microwave-minutes-face-trial.html

I second this.

I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.

Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water.

You would kill the child and then go to prison afterwards. The End.

Oh fuck off, it's obviously a joke.

Here's another one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_P._Arnold#Case. I recall an even earlier case from the late 70's or early 80's, with apologies for not conducting further research. Back then, they were referred to as Radar Ranges and slightly larger.

Death. Radiation Burns.

Also, there would be no way of removing the person from the microwave. The atoms housed in them may become positively charged with the number of seconds you put them in the microwave times by 850 or 750, J of power. The person may also melt!

Yeah I gotta second everyone else, they'd just die and I don't get the joke in this dude..

The Human Being will be baked like an cake  ;D ;D

Your confused with an oven, my friend ;)

You're still hungry for microwavable kids?

Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me.

Only a maniac and sadistic man would create a thread like this.

You know this is a joke thread right? Play along....

in true detective some dude did it

the child died of course

Wasn't there some horrorstory of an eastern dictator where they found huge microwaves they claimed were used to burn his enemies?

Well, i think the feeling probably must be similar to being burnt alive. So nothing mankind didn't do already thousands of years ago. Unfortunately.

would explode i figure..

edit:
grind em up so they don't blow up in the microwave.. (or poke 'em with a fork a few times)

https://politicalfilm.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/hustlerjune78meat.png?w=614

Nah, humans wouldn't explode. They are no eggs that have such a hard shell that the sudden pressure inside needs to crash it and the egg explodes. My brother ones had the great idea to make his breakfast egg in the microwave. He had fun cleaning it for some while. :D

But i think that there exist a lot of movies already that had this topic. A search on videosites might show the impressions film makers had of it. But i imagine they tried to sell exploding humans too. :D

I think I remember back in the news at some point some woman nuking her kid who also died. crazy!

There are also no buttons on the inside! It would be hard to microwave youself. You could always split yourself into many oieces and microwave them individually.

They will be died.
The temperature in a microwave is totally hot, that's why no one can survive.

They may explode if you leave the fork in (it is a reactive metal in a microwave and vecomes charged). As there is no metal exposed, a human would explode but their skin would melt away first and they would already be dead.

Also, does that mean instead of hanging women like meat we will cook people like meat instead!

No Microwave, I do not want to cook my child... Jeez

https://i.imgur.com/5NFng.jpg

Well based off of what i've seen in movies if a head is put into a microwave it will explode  ???

Hopefully no one has actually had to use that setting on their kids.

what about in a parallel universe?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/4d/81/d04d81ad4292015b1ae70fb78979511f.jpg

Its so creepy if microwave can do that way , but why in the world that microwave have to be human being .
There is no state of concern reason

If his name was Bob, you'd have shishkabob.    ;D

i can't imagin what will happend, Even this will not joke with it, Little Kids Are So Cute!

without malice we could make a better world!

Video of a gremlin getting microwaved... not really a kid but its about the same size. See this is what happens. POP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6NGUDoi30)

Ah you found a documentation about the physical effects on microwaved living beings. ::)

You know... most probably the filmmakers had no clue at all what will happen when you microwave an animal. The same way cars blow up when a cop shoots at the tank, it doesn't mean that it can happen in reality.

Now, the instructions in the microwave oven is necessary to add that not only the pet can not be dried therein, and of people

I do not like the children baked in a microwave oven. I prefer roasted kids. ::)