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October 21, 2015, 11:44:26 AM Last edit: October 21, 2015, 08:55:14 PM by Sir_lagsalot |
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*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"What if..."
I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.
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DeathProxyX
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October 21, 2015, 11:47:40 AM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
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Sir_lagsalot (OP)
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October 21, 2015, 11:49:25 AM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
Where's the fun in that, buddy?
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October 21, 2015, 11:52:52 AM |
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You're scaring me. Please politely log out of the website now please.
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October 21, 2015, 12:07:26 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
Where's the fun in that, buddy? Why asked some dump question? You are having fun microwaving other human being?
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October 21, 2015, 12:24:38 PM |
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Nothing good would come of it. A child, even an infant, is much too large for effective microwave cooking. Microwave radiation only penetrates a few centimetres, so the interior will remain completely raw even as the skin is burnt to a crisp. To cook evenly, a child needs to be slow-roasted, which can't be done with a microwave. Sorry, but good food takes time.
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October 21, 2015, 12:25:33 PM |
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This kind of questions would be related to a certain site I won't say, and in my imagination: 1)the human being would suffer so much that his vocal cords would melt and then You would see it with an open mouth like a pig. 2)If you ask to a cannibal, they would probably tell you something like, better split pieces, so you don't waste it. 3)Why ask such a terrible question? 4)you are in a place where kids and adult melt(pun intended) together so it's mostly SFW place.
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TTMNewsMJ
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October 21, 2015, 12:26:46 PM |
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I think the child will die. Anyway, what kind of thread is this??
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TTMNewsMJ
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October 21, 2015, 12:34:07 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I agree with you.
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October 21, 2015, 12:57:38 PM |
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October 21, 2015, 06:57:55 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this. I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do.
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Sir_lagsalot (OP)
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October 21, 2015, 08:51:09 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this. I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do. Jesus, calm your tits. It's a joke, kapiche? I just had a dumb idea xD Someone told me that microwaves energise water particles, and humans are almost all water.
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October 21, 2015, 09:06:15 PM |
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You would kill the child and then go to prison afterwards. The End.
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October 21, 2015, 09:24:21 PM |
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Why do use a child? Just find a big microwave and microwave yourself.
I second this. I think OP should be banned. If you were in the states you could probably be arrested for posting this online. I hope you do. Oh fuck off, it's obviously a joke.
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October 21, 2015, 09:26:22 PM |
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Here's another one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_P._Arnold#Case. I recall an even earlier case from the late 70's or early 80's, with apologies for not conducting further research. Back then, they were referred to as Radar Ranges and slightly larger.
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October 21, 2015, 09:30:35 PM |
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*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"Hey, this kid could fit in it!"
*Looks at child*
*Looks at microwave*
"What if..."
I'm not being mean, I'm just asking what would happen.
Death. Radiation Burns. Also, there would be no way of removing the person from the microwave. The atoms housed in them may become positively charged with the number of seconds you put them in the microwave times by 850 or 750, J of power. The person may also melt!
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danieluk9
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October 24, 2015, 03:51:48 AM |
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Yeah I gotta second everyone else, they'd just die and I don't get the joke in this dude..
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October 24, 2015, 05:00:10 AM |
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The Human Being will be baked like an cake
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Sir_lagsalot (OP)
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October 29, 2015, 11:57:22 PM |
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The Human Being will be baked like an cake Your confused with an oven, my friend
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October 30, 2015, 12:01:17 AM |
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The Human Being will be baked like an cake Your confused with an oven, my friend You're still hungry for microwavable kids? Don't ever eat our children. They are our future. It's cool when spiders do it, just because spiders scare me.
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