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Me and my buddy are seriously starting a topless cleaning service. We are currently trying to come up with a clever business name. There is a 10 coin reward for the person who comes up with the name of our company. Thanks for the suggestions guys.

https://i.imgur.com/TIT43.jpg?1

"dust bust" or "bust dusters"

just checked and both are taken at first glance, damn I thought I was on to something
maybe puns are too obvious, so some normal type names

"Clean and dirty"
"Bouncing dusters"
"Off your chest cleaning" ("Take cleaning off your chest, and put it on ours")

Thank you for our first suggestions. Keep em coming.

Got it Maid/Get it Maid

I'm bad at this.

"Off your chest cleaning" I like, since it seems no one else is using it

Maid 2 Get U Laid

LOL neither - we dudes.

We gonna hire attractive women age 18-29 to do the cleaning.

"Dust Bunnies"

I like it. You are currently my favorite suggestion. Thank you.

Just keepin' it classy ;)

"dust bunnies" is another already in use name

I will figure out the legal stuff later.

"Au Pair"

This is not only a good pun, but its a phrase that can't be copyrighted. Any business with the same name can't stop you using it, afaik.

"Scrub one out"

Shouldn't you have girls who are interested in this, first? It's not like women are dumb and need a man to figure out all the hard "manly" business and legal stuff. Chances are any girls who are interested in doing this are already in business for themselves. Now if you guys wanted to do the topless cleaning yourselves, that's another matter  ;)

Dustnam Style

And they have to trot around the home as if riding an invisible pony while dusting. The girls will make a mint.

We are looking for girls as we speak. If the money is right we will have no problem finding girls.

Pimps exist

So do Mamasans (not all pimps are blokes)

Topless Spotless - With that many repeated letters, you'll have lots of interesting logo options.

Salt Lick Cleaners - "We'll get your house so clean, you can do body shots on the maid AND the floor!"

Silicone Scrubbers - Get actual scrubbers with your company's contact info on them. Have your employees "accidentally" leave them behind in locations that imply "you naughty boy, you'd better call me to clean up the mess you're about to make". When you need a SFW explanation of your business, show the scrubbers and don't mention the employee dress code.

How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?

Whatever is clever and catchy.

You should probably keep it clean, subtle and witty. That way customers don't have to be embarrassed when a van with a big "Topless Cleaners Inc." sticker on the side shows up.

Exactly what I was thinking when I offered up Dustnam Style oppose to Bustnam Style, but upon now seeing it penned, it doesn't look or seem that bad. That said, a little alteration may be all it needs--Bosam' Style. (variant of bosom, plus variant of em') If you feel Bosom Style would work, fine. The key is that Gangnam Style is all the rage and you should monopolize on that.

Consider using a sexing looking feather duster, one like you've seen a French maid using, as a graphic element oppose to breast.

If a van is going to be the transportation of choice, make sure it's has massive appeal. Any suggestions as to what type or kind of vehicle would be best for this endeavor?

~Bruno K~

Tit for Tat Cleaners

Top to Bottom Maid Service

http://shonshyne.com/Shonshyne/Candice_Swanepoel/animated.gif

This would be a neat project to see on BitcoinStarter (http://www.bitcoinstarter.com).

Rumor has it that Erik Voorhees started purposely messing up his desk, with the hope of being this services' first customer. 

Naughty Bits.



Thank you and good night.

An Upstanding Maid
Busty Dusters
Dirty Birds Cleaners
Titastic Janitorial Services
Areola Maid
French Connection (have them all wear themed french maid outfits)
Clean House Dirty Mind
Red Rocket Maid
Peaches Cleaners
Ready Maid
Jimmy B. Stiff Housekeeping
Dirty Cleaners
Piece of Class

I think I can win this but there is some pretty stiff competition.

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areola maid is the best

NuClean.us
unfortunately NuCle.us is taken, unless you want to buy it off Petronijevic@gmail.com

terrible idea because RAPE

Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.

Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.

Please don't rape us cleaning service.  I win?

Emergency beacon to bodyguard waiting in van. Bust in and rescue.

Back OT - this is supposed to be a name for a topless cleaning service, not a name for a topless rescue service. "Bust in and rescue" indeed.

There was actually this type of service in my city along while back.
Read it in the classifieds, the ladies were um not very attention grabbing though.
They had strict rules and stuff about no touching the maids, but you can do whatever else.

"We Clean, You Dream"

why only woman, have a boy/girl service... never know when they might request a naked handyman...

Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU

----> Don't Worry Be Happy

----> Titty Maid 4U

----> Haleluya Cleaning Service

----> House Keeping 4 Pervs

Let's fuck to the chase (pud indented):

http://www.deviantart.com/download/93843999/Frech_Maid_Renamom_by_14_bis.jpg

kasvag0r1an is correct. If you Google images sexy "French maid" (with quotes only around French maid) you'll see a myriad of services very similar of what you're trying to accomplish with this thread.

But if you somehow tweak the idea, creating a new niche, then the idea gains paws.

For instance, market it similar to a bachelor or bachelorette party or one of those mail-a-gram ideas as a birthday present, or for some other special event. In essence, the service is a gift paid for by the gift giver(s).

You can consider only accepting Bitcoin for payment. And while you're at it, the names of the staff when on site are always the same no matter what region of the country the service is it. And the names will be borrowed from this forum. Bruno is always the name of the guy looking out for the girls while on site. Then there's Maria, Mpoe, Mouse,... mmmmmmmmm!!!

~Bruno K~

I hear on the radio all the time.. topless maid service with happy endings..

Why are you needed as a middleman? Women who are interested in doing this already are without having to cut anyone in on their profits, I'm wondering what your plan to make this successful is (I suspect you don't actually have one.)

Just because you have nice tits, and a rockin body, doesn't mean you have the smarts to open a business, nor the funding.
Advertising isn't free.


It's no different than working for a cleaning company.

I expect anyone willing to do this would make way more money just working as a stripper, and there they probably don't have to clean anything. How much are you planning on charging for this service?

Whatever the market bares.  ;D

Dirty Maids

Forbidden Cleaning

Messy Maid Servants

? lol there's something wrong with me if I'm posting here :D

This is a horrible idea.  If the customer wants their house cleaned there's much better legitimate maids.  If the customer wants sex there's much better escort services.  This little niche service in between cleaning and escorting is a joke. 

You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.

You'd think that wouldn't you? The only problem is strip clubs are extremely popular and I definitely don't get them either O_O

Yes, you're probably just better off with a wife ;)

I like the "House Keeping 4 Pervs" myself but i´m not sure about the business model...   :)

By the way, why are you paying $130 just for the name? Do you believe a very creative name  will serve as really good advertising, enough to be worth that much?

Still think "Get it Maid" is catchy/witty/clean enough .

Yes it is. The name is usually the first and only chance a business has to relate to the customer. Also more importantly word of mouth is the best promotion you can have. In order to have good word of mouth (other than good services or goods) you need a name that sticks with people, is unique, but uses words generic enough so that it might pop up in ones mind more often than one composed of more flowery less used language. Making a good name is not as easy as it sounds. Companies spend billions of dollars each year managing brands. If the name sucks, people's first impression is that the company sucks. Sounds superficial but it is reality. There are a lot more variables than are immediately apparent.

Which is why I still consider, Get it Maid the best name for the business!

It's a "witty"/clean pun and you candrop it casually in any conversation at the frat, at the workplace, or in front of the kids!


"Man, rick is a neet and his place is a mess, I know, let's do him a solid and help him 'get itmaid'".


Oh man

To everyone criticizing the basic business model: This is not new or unique outside the bitcoin world. It might be very difficult to get it off the ground and/or profitable but, as mentioned several times on this thread, there are already existing companies built around the exact same idea.

Now to my primary, off topic reply. Rockso, will you please fix the title of your thread? I know it's only two juxtaposed letters but it bugs the hell out of me every time I see it.

Hmmm, that might be a good tagline, "The NSFW Cleaning Service!"

Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

Did he ever say they were Bitcoins? Maybe they're Smoothie-coins (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=133436.msg1421295#msg1421295).

Cleaning Up Your Mess
Bare-ly Cleaning
Converting BTC to BTCoobs
Making Cleaning Enjoyable
Exposure

Smoothie-coins gets girls to clean topless....ooooh lol  ;D

Shiny Boobs
Maid Bare
Leafless Lillies
Bare Bunnies

Bare Cleaners - slogan added in: we organize, you energize!  :o

I would suggest no free work be done for the OP until the alleged coins from the noob are held in escrow and the terms of the nonexistant "name competition" are completely disclosed.

http://alittlebitdirty.com/
http://www.socalhottiesmaids.com/

I was pretty suspicious about this from the start - 10 btc for a name? Unlikely. And the OP hasn't posted for a long time. But it has been fun.

So keep the names coming.  Copyright them if you want, just don't expect to get paid for them.

I saw we lynch the OP!

I don't want your non-existent coins and know when I'm doing spec work. I'm doing this because it's fun.

Tits Out Cleanin'

Edit: OP should never reappear just to be sure we exhaust all possibilities.

I still had fun reading the biz names lol

heres another one

Birthday Suit CLeaning Service

People have been labeled scammers for not paying out competitions in the past...

 >:( RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!1 >:(

I may have been inclined to lean the other way, but considering he once played scammer police...


It's still the holiday season, therefore a little more time is warranted. But considering his post count with really nothing to lose and not knowing who he/she truly is, such an action would be totally useless with the exception he would no longer log into an account that is duly labeled.

~Bruno K~

"Make Me Clean"

Pizza Box
No clean socks
Your house is a mess.

Grimy doors
Too many chores.
Just let us undress.

Make Me Clean
Make Me Clean
We are here to rescue you

We clean the sinks
So enjoy your drink
Sit back and enjoy the view

I'm curious as to which name way chosen and who collected the bounty.

I hope this service is up and running, for I need my glass coffee table cleaned.

None and no one. Scam!

Didn't someone else get a scammer tag for not paying a bounty? I think a scammer tag maybe in order for this.

Then who do I get to clean my glass coffee table and hardwood floor?

I am so sad!

Looks like my bud's goin' to get a scammer tag usless he pays out ~$450, and yes it will be at the exchange rate when it's paid out, and not at the rate when this was first posted.

It's okay to pay a tad late. Just ask me.

dust busters

"Bangers and Gash Cleaning"
"Boob Wash"
"Soapy Tits Heavy Industries"


... I can do more

Coq Au Clean

(for the male version)

Tomorrow I will be asking for a scammer tag for rockso due to him not honoring this bounty.

I honored my overdue bounty at the higher rate, and so should he. Besides, what's a grand to a self-professed professional scammer.

~Bruno K~

House Bunnies

Anyone think of names for a naked scammer cleaning service?

Maybe something like:

"Rockso can't keep his promises so after you pay for the service don't expect him to turn up at your place, oiled and naked, and start vacuuming Cleaning Services"

That's probably too long as a business name, but you get the idea.

How about a nice German word, something like "Grossetittengeabwaschen"
or something.. I made that up, don't speak any German.


Or... "Hand Job Cleaning".... actually, I still prefer "Bangers and Gash"

I just submitted a thread to the scammer section because rockso has not honored this bounty: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=161001.new#new

To not be tagged as a scammer, all rockso has to do is declare a winner and pay the 100 BTC bounty. So easy, even a caveman like roskso can do.

If he desires, he can meet me anywhere in Chicago he likes to thank me over a brewsky.

~Bruno K~

top notch

We're not doing that anymore. Now we're coming up with names for companies that use naked scammers as cleaners.

Dude, get away from this thread, for I'm clearly the winner.

rockso, please transfer the funds to my wallet so that organless gets the message that I won.

Hmmm , let's see:


and then



Phinn, your suggestion  might be better than mine, but here rockso clearly says I am his favourite. He never posts that anyone else is his favourite. He favours me, or my post. Either way he owes me 10btc. Or a favour, I guess (shudder).

My guess is that he was just Joshin' you.  ;D

Joshing is not complete until he says  two weeks

Two weeks.

I win.

You cannot copyright a name.

"Copyright does not protect names, titles, slogans, or short phrases."
http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-protect.html

For those you need a Trademark:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trademark-law

Which your not entitled to until you use the name in commerce.

So, the moral of this story is, If you're designing logos, or coming up names or slogans, you're either doing it under contract, paid in advance, or working for free. ;)

Dust Bunnies was the best suggestion. Too bad he didn't pay.

And while we're talking about shit that doesn't matter, that should have been you're, not your.

My grammar is as bad as a topless maid's cleaning skills.

Yeah, but you don't come with the nice view. ;)

For all you know, I could be a sexy 19 year old female. but alas, your assumption was correct.

Well then. Attention has been successfully diverted from the stupid error in my previous post. Carry on!

Even if you were, I can't see that. Thus, no view. ;)

You win.

See what the fuck you started, organofcorti? We could have split the bounty between us, but nooooooooooooooo! You had to keep posting bringing all the other submitters outta the woodwork.

Now, the best we can hope for is a SCAMMER TAG by theymos.

All in favor, say aye!

"Got a dirty backdoor. Don't worry. We are here to help.
Helgas big bussom cleaning service is here for you"

Pretty good slogan?

I have OP's address. Goes to the highest bidder. Just kidding.

I won. There was no need to split to winnings. I'd be happy to give you a btc or two though, for effort.Or maybe just a gold star?

How about "Breast Cleaning Services"
"TNA Cleaning"

Not sure why you necro bumped this three year old thread, but I bet the OP is not in business.

All it will take is one sexual assault and he will be sued into bankruptcy.

Cleaning titties. :D

How about the company "Pristine purity"? But I think it's not very profitable business due to the fact that you will need to have a lot of additional costs. Besides, girls need to be protected. We have a lot of maniacs lives. If I need cleaning, I need it to do efficiently and cheaply, and if I need a girl, why would I cleaning.