See what the fuck you started, organofcorti? We could have split the bounty between us, but nooooooooooooooo! You had to keep posting bringing all the other submitters outta the woodwork.
Now, the best we can hope for is a SCAMMER TAG by theymos.
All in favor, say aye!
I won. There was no need to split to winnings. I'd be happy to give you a btc or two though, for effort.Or maybe just a gold star?