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Title: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: LoveSosa on February 13, 2013, 10:21:33 AM
Yeah basically I'm GOD at this game. I won't loose bets unless its on purpose. The whole IPO shit is confusing, I'd rather gamble and win big everytime. ;D



  • Ill make all bets you send. I'll then send you the winning coins to same address used. Theres a 94% chance of me winning any bet made. No bots or other foolery just pure strategy.  
  • I keep 1%
       

19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP


UPDATE:
Payouts for everyone on 2/17/13.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Bowjob on February 13, 2013, 10:24:06 AM
This topic is now about cats.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16100000/-cats-16140154-1920-1080.jpg


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: LoveSosa on February 13, 2013, 10:34:08 AM
HAHA wait you mean lions?


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Bowjob on February 13, 2013, 10:37:39 AM
Go ahead. Explain to us your "strategy". Further, can you show us your track record on Satoshi Dice? I have 200 coins waiting for you if you can prove your worthiness.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: LoveSosa on February 13, 2013, 10:57:24 AM
Go ahead. Explain to us your "strategy". Further, can you show us your track record on Satoshi Dice? I have 200 coins waiting for you if you can prove your worthiness.

I could dig up all my transactions but then I'd have to reveal my trade amounts exactly and my strategy would be blown... cant have that now can we?

Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: greyhawk on February 13, 2013, 11:21:19 AM
http://www.tackwholesale.com/images/Martingale_Running_Raised_L.jpg


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Bowjob on February 13, 2013, 11:23:12 AM
Aw too bad I was gonna give you my entire lifesavings.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Gyrsur on February 13, 2013, 11:39:15 AM
Yeah basically I'm GOD at this game. I won't loose bets unless its on purpose. The whole IPO shit is confusing, I'd rather gamble and win big everytime. ;D



  • Ill make all bets you send. I'll then send you the winning coins to same address used. Theres a 94% chance of me winning any bet made. No bots or other foolery just pure strategy.  
  • I keep 1%
       

19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP



Maria (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=26333)?? Are you back??

EDIT: 19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP (http://blockchain.info/address/19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP)


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: 🏰 TradeFortress 🏰 on February 13, 2013, 11:57:38 AM
I sent you 0.06 bitcoins. If you're going to scam, just do it with this instead of ripping some other poor bitcoiner off.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: MPOE-PR on February 13, 2013, 12:52:50 PM

Win.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: marhjan on February 13, 2013, 07:25:21 PM
This is totally 100% legit...  or something ;-)


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: wtfvanity on February 13, 2013, 07:29:33 PM
Maybe there is a new market for my idea.

I wanted to make a website and server, where you can send me any amount of BTC and I will automatically send you back 98.1% back to the address you sent it from. That's a tons better deal than what this guy is offering, and mine will be totally automated. Send it to my specific address, and it will automatically send it back to you.

Should I finish it?


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: FreeMark on February 13, 2013, 07:35:09 PM
Maybe there is a new market for my idea.

I wanted to make a website and server, where you can send me any amount of BTC and I will automatically send you back 98.1% back to the address you sent it from. That's a tons better deal than what this guy is offering, and mine will be totally automated. Send it to my specific address, and it will automatically send it back to you.

Should I finish it?

Guarantee people will send you coins.  Even if all the page says is "GUARANTEED 98.1% RETURN ODDS".


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Gyrsur on February 13, 2013, 08:42:55 PM




Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

go ahead. start your witchcraft.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: LoveSosa on February 13, 2013, 10:09:31 PM




Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

go ahead. start your witchcraft.

lol..? This can't be stopped. You blokes can spam but the numbers don't lie...  :o


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: bootmii on February 14, 2013, 01:04:27 AM
I have sent you BTC0.01. Instead of running away with it, please repay at least 0.012 within 6 hours.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Mike Christ on February 14, 2013, 01:07:15 AM
Gambling with a gambler :o

Gambleception.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: 🏰 TradeFortress 🏰 on February 14, 2013, 01:11:46 AM




Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

go ahead. start your witchcraft.

lol..? This can't be stopped. You blokes can spam but the numbers don't lie...  :o
I sent you 0.06 btc :P

If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.

So better send me the coins  ;D


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: aschaetter on February 14, 2013, 01:52:15 AM
This topic is still about cats.

https://i.imgur.com/WhURTRh.jpg

Grumpy Cat is not amused with this thread!


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: wtfvanity on February 14, 2013, 03:21:17 PM
I sent you 0.06 btc :P

If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.

So better send me the coins  ;D

I have sent you BTC0.01. Instead of running away with it, please repay at least 0.012 within 6 hours.

I see both transactions in the block chain and no coins sent back to it. The 0.06 is harder to tell because you use it for dice rolling but the 0.01 is clear as mud nothing has been sent back.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on February 14, 2013, 04:51:52 PM
Take my money!

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sthompson407/sthompson4071106/sthompson407110600003/9745987-calico-cat-gambling.jpg


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: goodlord666 on February 14, 2013, 05:30:41 PM
You got me hooked. I'm on this shit:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29800000/Cat-Sticking-Tongue-Out-cats-29814244-1280-1024.jpg


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: wtfvanity on February 14, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
http://speakfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/wtf5.jpg


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Bit_Happy on February 14, 2013, 08:28:56 PM
Real SatoshiDice Experts admit that you cannot win long-term.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h72/LilJimmyUrine/caturday1/Gambling_Cat.jpg


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: LoveSosa on February 14, 2013, 08:57:11 PM
Real SatoshiDice Experts admit that you cannot win long-term.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h72/LilJimmyUrine/caturday1/Gambling_Cat.jpg


Ohh... Incredible analysis! Were educated in the bowels of Hogwarts?


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: bootmii on February 18, 2013, 04:42:25 AM
Guess what? It's 8:41 pm on Sunday night. And this is Pacific Time!
Please, if you haven't already, send me the money.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: BIGMERVE on February 18, 2013, 05:54:00 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x128/allisboy/flip-off_cat.gif


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: haitispaceagency on February 19, 2013, 03:47:55 AM
cats suck


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: Bit_Happy on February 19, 2013, 06:26:07 AM
cats suck

Scammers are much worse.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: odolvlobo on February 19, 2013, 06:34:45 AM
Yeah basically I'm GOD at this game. I won't loose bets unless its on purpose. The whole IPO shit is confusing, I'd rather gamble and win big everytime. ;D

  • Ill make all bets you send. I'll then send you the winning coins to same address used. Theres a 94% chance of me winning any bet made. No bots or other foolery just pure strategy.  
  • I keep 1%
       

Only 94%? You are no expert! I guarantee that I can win more than 97% of the bets that I make (I bet on "lessthan 64000").


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: haitispaceagency on February 19, 2013, 02:47:56 PM
Cats are experts at scamming i've never had one pay me back for all the food I've loaned them.


Title: Re: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!
Post by: BIGMERVE on February 19, 2013, 10:08:17 PM
Cats are experts at scamming i've never had one pay me back for all the food I've loaned them.


You haven't met the right cat yet. Mine always pays me back.

http://www.funnycutestuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/american-money-cat.jpg