SatoshiDice Expert for Hire!

[LoveSosa]

Yeah basically I'm GOD at this game. I won't loose bets unless its on purpose. The whole IPO shit is confusing, I'd rather gamble and win big everytime.

• Ill make all bets you send. I'll then send you the winning coins to same address used. Theres a 94% chance of me winning any bet made. No bots or other foolery just pure strategy.  
• I keep 1%

       

19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP


UPDATE:
Payouts for everyone on 2/17/13.

[Bowjob]

This topic is now about cats.

[LoveSosa]

HAHA wait you mean lions?

[Bowjob]

Go ahead. Explain to us your "strategy". Further, can you show us your track record on Satoshi Dice? I have 200 coins waiting for you if you can prove your worthiness.

[LoveSosa]

Go ahead. Explain to us your "strategy". Further, can you show us your track record on Satoshi Dice? I have 200 coins waiting for you if you can prove your worthiness.

I could dig up all my transactions but then I'd have to reveal my trade amounts exactly and my strategy would be blown... cant have that now can we?

Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

[greyhawk]

[Bowjob]

Aw too bad I was gonna give you my entire lifesavings.

[Gyrsur]

Yeah basically I'm GOD at this game. I won't loose bets unless its on purpose. The whole IPO shit is confusing, I'd rather gamble and win big everytime.

• Ill make all bets you send. I'll then send you the winning coins to same address used. Theres a 94% chance of me winning any bet made. No bots or other foolery just pure strategy.  
• I keep 1%

       

19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP

Maria?? Are you back??

EDIT: 19UKWfwqNyMBmwLcnkACN5dSezH6Nn3DCP

[🏰 TradeFortress 🏰]

I sent you 0.06 bitcoins. If you're going to scam, just do it with this instead of ripping some other poor bitcoiner off.

[MPOE-PR]

This topic is now about cats.

Win.

[marhjan]

This is totally 100% legit...  or something ;-)

[wtfvanity]

Maybe there is a new market for my idea.

I wanted to make a website and server, where you can send me any amount of BTC and I will automatically send you back 98.1% back to the address you sent it from. That's a tons better deal than what this guy is offering, and mine will be totally automated. Send it to my specific address, and it will automatically send it back to you.

Should I finish it?

[FreeMark]

Maybe there is a new market for my idea.

I wanted to make a website and server, where you can send me any amount of BTC and I will automatically send you back 98.1% back to the address you sent it from. That's a tons better deal than what this guy is offering, and mine will be totally automated. Send it to my specific address, and it will automatically send it back to you.

Should I finish it?

Guarantee people will send you coins.  Even if all the page says is "GUARANTEED 98.1% RETURN ODDS".

[Gyrsur]

Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

go ahead. start your witchcraft.

[LoveSosa]

Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

go ahead. start your witchcraft.

lol..? This can't be stopped. You blokes can spam but the numbers don't lie... 

[bootmii]

I have sent you BTC0.01. Instead of running away with it, please repay at least 0.012 within 6 hours.

[Mike Christ]

Gambling with a gambler

Gambleception.

[🏰 TradeFortress 🏰]

Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets

go ahead. start your witchcraft.

lol..? This can't be stopped. You blokes can spam but the numbers don't lie... 

I sent you 0.06 btc

If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.

So better send me the coins  

[aschaetter]

This topic is still about cats.

https://i.imgur.com/WhURTRh.jpg

Grumpy Cat is not amused with this thread!

[wtfvanity]

I sent you 0.06 btc

If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.

So better send me the coins 

I have sent you BTC0.01. Instead of running away with it, please repay at least 0.012 within 6 hours.

I see both transactions in the block chain and no coins sent back to it. The 0.06 is harder to tell because you use it for dice rolling but the 0.01 is clear as mud nothing has been sent back.