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Luke's blog posts aren't official updates.  Josh still needs to explain to customers what the fuck is going on, but I strongly suspect that update won't come before next week now.

And seriously, the order management system still isn't up and running properly - what the hell does Jody get paid for?  Yeah, ASICs are complicated, yada, yada, yada.  That in no way excuses or explains BFL's ongoing inability to get their customer management software working properly - that should have happened long before shipping time got close and the repeated delays in shipping have given them plenty of extra time to sort it out. 

There doesn't seem to be a whole lot to "celebrate" about Jody's one year anniversary at BFL given that customer service is still a clusterfuck and they still haven't shipped their new product line.

And seriously, the order management system still isn't up and running properly - what the hell does Jody get paid for?

I don't get that either! Just imagine BFL would have shipped back in October 2012 as they initially promised. Can you imagine the chaos?

People that ordered Jalapenos getting Mini Rigs - and vice versa. Their order system is a mess. I just checked today - my order is still not correct.

I still remember one of Jody's updates where she said BFL might skip Christmas holidays because they will be busy assembling our miners. Playing on people's pity. Funny. Not!

As it turned out all bullshit.

Besides playing Minecraft and trolling their own forums: What does BFL staff actually do all day? One could expect that at least their infrastructure would be set up and running by now. Yet nothing has happened.

Butt full of FLies: Incompetence. Inability. Dishonesty.

http://rrmemphis.com/buttflies.jpg

You're slipping! You missed an opportunity to coin a new word. Care to play again?

Do I really have to state the obvious? Butt Full of Lies?

I think he was referring to Inaba-Ill-Ity

I think he was referring to Inaba-Ill-Ity

Hey, that is my copyrighted trademark for Josh! ;D

You're Joshin' me, right?

Holy...shit.....

That is genius! It can mean anything:

From your getting hassled to potentially hustled...all the way up to "your lying to me" all the time...all wrapped up in one word.

You ought to sell that on a T-Shit to BFL customers. As well as submit it to the slang dictionary.

I'm noticing a distinct lack of Luke posting anything but pictures of neon signs.

I'm noticing a distinct lack of Luke posting anything but pictures of neon signs.

Luke was about to release the following image snapped during Jody's anniversary party...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/gmi-digital-library/739579fe-4360-40e5-9391-95eb5df0ad34.jpg

...but opted otherwise, not wanting to be criticized about hanging around a bunch of tarts.

Those look like Raspberry Pies.

Finally, Luke has supply pics. You just have to know where to look: eclipsejpa.blogspot.com (http://eclipsejpa.blogspot.com/2012/11/java-7-se-parallel-processing-cluster.html)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--noEz2CS-2Y/UNE5waSR6vI/AAAAAAAAwL4/-UBT-kT7Kfg/s640/IMG_9863_raspberry_pi_8_cluster_setup_1024.jpg

Umm wtf? That's a post from 5 months ago about building a rPi cluster. Nothing to do about BFL's ASICs?

I do believe this thread has descended into a nerdy yucking contest.

why is there no news from Luke-JR on his trip to BFL yet?

why is there no news from Luke-JR on his trip to BFL yet?

You mean: Why has there been no communication at all from anyone at BFL since Luke arrived?

i'll bet Luke is busy working on some of the coding.

has anyone actually seen any kind of activity from Luke.Jr on the (Inter)net, since friday?

i wish they would put up a webcam in the building area so we can see progress.

I don't want to see what Luke gets up to in front of a computer.

There was only one way to guarantee LJR's silence, and Josh did what had to be done.

I've seen it and it isn't pretty. Let's just say it involves bible verses.

I've seen it and it isn't pretty. Let's just say it involves bible verses.

i wish they would put up a webcam in the building area so we can see progress.

I think I'm going to have to go home w/o any ASICs.

Can you quote it as I cannot access the site for several hours now.

I have no idea where this ludicrous "ground plane issue" rumor got started, but whoever started it is out of touch with any sense of reality. There is no ground plane issue on the PCBs. The hold up right now is the test rig and debugging it... since that is what we are doing at the moment, there's nothing new to update. Once the test rig issue is resolved, we will resume the process going forward. I am loathe to detail the process at this point, it is just fuel for the trolls who like to pick apart every word type and analyze it for conspiracy theories. I will update when I have an update that's worth posting. Smaller updates I will post in the chat, and thanks to the magic of the grrnbrg they will make it to twitter. At this time, I wholeheartedly endorse grrnbrgs unofficial twitter feed.

Just as an unrelated side note, it would take approximately 24 hours to get new PCB's made if we had to redesign them for some reason. Depending on whatever would need to be done to the PCBs, the actual design work would take two or three days typically, unless it was a complete redesign and there would be basically no reason in the world to do that at this point. I don't know why anyone would think 4 - 6 weeks for a PCB redesign, that's just crazy. We have gone through many, many board redesigns since this process started, I've only pictured two or three of the 6 or 7 revisions we've had throughout the process. Basically, we could have a redesigned board ready to go by the time the chips arrived at the facility, that has never been a sticking point.

I haven't been posting much because I am very busy with other issues related to getting these chips out and making sure everything is ready once they arrive here in KC. I will make time to sit down and go through some of the threads here as soon as I can, but right now I am focusing on all the details for shipping. The daily DDoS doesn't help, but I've mostly gotten that automated at this point, so it's no longer that big of a concern or time suck thankfully.

Just as an unrelated side note, it would take approximately 24 hours to get new PCB's made if we had to redesign them for some reason. Depending on whatever would need to be done to the PCBs, the actual design work would take two or three days typically, unless it was a complete redesign and there would be basically no reason in the world to do that at this point. I don't know why anyone would think 4 - 6 weeks for a PCB redesign, that's just crazy. We have gone through many, many board redesigns since this process started, I've only pictured two or three of the 6 or 7 revisions we've had throughout the process. Basically, we could have a redesigned board ready to go by the time the chips arrived at the facility, that has never been a sticking point.

I sorta gave up following bfl... But the post above did not help in the least.  am i wrong to guess they still have not ran a test unit that can actually hash yet?

But I digress... as I said in the shoutbox, we think we've found the problem with the test rig and the ASIC team has managed to get the chips spinning with some hand modifications to the test rig and some of the engines were even running at 500 MHz. They are going to finish diagnosing and then get new hardware for the test rig, so we should have something demonstrable by early to mid next week. Should be pretty smooth sailing after that.

No, you're not wrong.  They're hoping to have things sorted out next week.


The chances of them shipping before April seem extremely remote given that update.

Even though I have some BFL gear on order, I'd certainly hope they don't ship before April. If they did, it'd probably mean the testing won't be very thorough. Even in the IT industry, 1 week to test a complex piece of software after it's presumed to be final is very aggressive. We're talking hardware here, not just software. How does it behave with different mining software? How does it behave under higher thermal conditions? Humidity conditions? What are the voltage variance operating limits? Is it prone to any RF interference? I could come up with a million test cases but you all get the idea.

Between the eternal BFL date-slips and the astronomical Avalon batch 3 price, maybe the market is begging for another contender to enter the ring.

I don't get that either! Just imagine BFL would have shipped back in October 2012 as they initially promised. Can you imagine the chaos?

People that ordered Jalapenos getting Mini Rigs - and vice versa. Their order system is a mess. I just checked today - my order is still not correct.

I still remember one of Jody's updates where she said BFL might skip Christmas holidays because they will be busy assembling our miners. Playing on people's pity. Funny. Not!

As it turned out all bullshit.

Besides playing Minecraft and trolling their own forums: What does BFL staff actually do all day? One could expect that at least their infrastructure would be set up and running by now. Yet nothing has happened.

Butt full of FLies: Incompetence. Inability. Dishonesty.

http://rrmemphis.com/buttflies.jpg

I just love how he criticizes other people's estimates, when every single estimate he's ever given has been missed by 1000% or more.