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I would use such service if it were 0.001 per post.

Although I see your first post was for free.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

The business plan is genius to be honest, but I can't see this going over well.

Yes your obviously qualified for the Job
i have also thought about this but we should call it Public Relations to let it look less offensive to the most Forum Users here.

See Pankkake,

What don't you use your powers for good rather than evil.  You could copy-edit the bitcointalk site instead of adding to the already annoyingly overwhelming collection of worthless troll posts.


I would gladly give you 0.001 BTC for every typo of mine you correct.

You would make a fortune from me alone!

edited: typos corrected paid ranlo .005 BTC.

Why?
If he trolls here, he'll be banned, but we should allow him to sell his "trolling/shilling" service to be used externally, I guess.
Unethical, yes it is. Illegal, I don't think so.
Or is it "against the law" and I'm not aware?

If he trolls excessively  ::) :P

Better now?

This is too cute

Yup. This looks fun. *whips out the popcorn*

I put it on the same level as paid YouTube views, facebook likes or soundcloud plays.

Have you noticed the OP is trolling ever so slightly in this thread? I think he looks pretty qualified.

Well, you always have to have some skill and some free samples before offering your trolling services.  ;D

I actually appreciate if sometimes someone is correcting me and thus helping me to achieve better English writing Skills. Can't see trolling in this.

But isn't  LTC on GOX not a exemplary Example of Trolling or misleading PR with Profit,
here are enough People to play Games like this.
I agree it's somehow unethical but you must be naiv to not relize exact same Patterns in daily Life, call it PR or call it Trolling and even Laughs are Profit.

If there is a Service like this, the Worker's will decide wich Job they take
could be a unethical but funny in Bitcoin paying Fivver like Service.

pay 0.20 per day,  hire 10, they do 20 Posts per Person, Bada Bum Bada Bing 200 sensless Comments maybe Workers will do more if threres payment Level's and some Troll/PR rating,
so talented (entertaining/effectivness) will earn more.

Sadly you're so very late (http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/the-trolling-something-awful-competition/).

You probably should make abuse resistant promo site.
Check my signature links. I can help you with design.

Some members here do deserve to get trolled on almost all of their posts.
Though not sure if this would be allowed. Only the person that is doing the trolling can get banned?

Litecoin is useless and stupid? where in the world did you get that from?  If worst comes to worst, litecoin can be exchanged for bitcoin, which can be exchanged for a bank transfer, which can be exchanged to fiat money - and cash isn't useless and stupid is it?

Obvious troll is obvious, even if he's right.

Tu devrais appliquer pour un emploi au service à la clientèle chez BFL.  ;)

Because they are cheap now which means you will get more of them, and once their price spikes again just sell.

No dude,just no

Damn, this is a genius idea. I will keep this in mind for when someone really pisses me of  ::)

Seems a fun work to do, just send an IP tracker 1px GIF withsome message to the scammer and let him read. Cheaper.

Troll lol lol is a fun work, shall we test on CasinoBit

Go troll Hydroponica for your trial  :D :P

i've got a cold and this is making my head hurt

Trolling is an art, and you sir, are no Van Gough, not even a Picasso.

Hire a troll? That's like prostitution doing something for money not love. Sorry for just reading the thread title and writing a post out of context to get attention.

Great business model however, product trolling is where the money is.

Part of me wonders if this is an elaborate trolling scheme and he'll take the buyer's money and run :o

AHAhaahahahahaha ahahahaah xD Great idea.

                                    http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7qn58NxG1qii6tmo1_500.gif

I have a lot better solution which will put an end to your business.  Send 1 BTC a day to  1DJpsvnM7xTnQbWEhLYyCyfxQyxwupEzCa for all the problems you have caused or I will give away this solution to any one that wants to make you STFU.  I will be deploying this in our Active Mining thread soon and you will see what it does.

wow, a real pro weighs in, this thread just took a turn for the serious

So this is where you hide out?

You bad man.  >:(

I've been scratching my head for half an hour trying to understand what he said.  I think he has had a few too many whiskeys

One problem you are causing is that your above post is basically Blackmail.

By definition demanding money for not harassing companies on a public forum is blackmail.

This is something the authorities will be interested in which is why I will report your 'business model' to an FBI Field Office as soon as you carry out your threat to actively Troll on the Bitcointalk forum.

This may be one of the funniest services I've ever heard of.  This guy can't be serious though, can he?  I wonder if someone will pay for this just for the kicks?

The risk:reward for the business is not worth it.  I doubt he has had any clients, so he is taking a huge personal risk just for the SMALL POSSIBILITY of getting maybe 1 or 2 customers.  Not too smart..

wow, if a talented amateur like VE doesn't think its viable...well, that just about settles it

I'm not trying to sound like an expert at all, just voicing my opinion :)

oh, but we think you are an expert

I'm flattered, but I'm really not an expert at all. :)

there is a thread over in Securities that begs to differ   ;)

Hmm I'm just not seeing it.   

So it's becoming a real troll hangout in here.


Who's going to join this freak show next?  iCEBREAKER perhaps?  or crumbs?  We'll shall see.

I'll tell you this pancake.  You have caused quite a stir and for better or worse this is giving you publicity.

Your pm's are being monitored and anyone who attempts to use your services is asking for law enforcement intervention.

You are truly a low life bottom feeder.  You have no morals and do not deserve to be a part of this community.  You are not welcome here.

So take your 10 years of establishing your good name 'pankkake' and slink out of the side exit please before this is escalated.


Can I ask everyone who reads this to please visit this thread.  It's time we put a stop to pankkake's activities.


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=344219.new#new

Lol, Stuartuk locked his pancake crimez thread & waddled over here :D

do they serve pancakes in prison?

Bwaaahaaa

Because that's what I'd look for if hiring a driver, the one with the most traffic tickets listed under "Skills."

Haha!

Right, he's so good a trolling for his clients that he gets himself banned so he can't troll for his clients?  ???

Try using that in court: "it was just for the lols".  He will throw his hammer at your face.

if internet bullying can make it to court then so can internet blackmail, lol

Depends who wants to take you to court I guess.  Anybody can attempt to charge someone with anything.  Don't fool yourself into thinking you're safe.  :)

Personally I don't give a fuck, but I think your business idea is completely moronic and makes you stink... so I thought I would say something

if that happens you don't even need a lawyer, you can represent yourself :)  evidence is clearly showing its not bullshit though, in your case

regular clash of the titans in here

Any updates on the pancake manhunt?
@VE:  U still on the lamb after threatening Ken's life?

You really twisted some panties here on Bitcointalk, OP.

Have anyone actually paid you for a job yet?

I would like a sample of your work, can you troll this thread for me?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=240677.0;topicseen (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=240677.0;topicseen)

The whole world is looking for me, but they haven't caught me yet!  I have big & powerful friends 8)

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VVV~wins 3 internets! :D VVV

Look carefully, he's already done that. He never said his services weren't subtle.

recursion FTW

Interesting, you take exception to the morals of your prospective customers, knowing that someone who is basically honest, probably feels bad about the idea of renting a troll. :D

This is a community of good willed people who dont need this type of recklessness here, what have they ever done to you?

Hi All,

Great topic. Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background but think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details. ( Secure ), tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be
Let me know what you think.

Best,

Mrs T