Hire a troll / quality copywriter

[pankkake]

This forum serves no purpose besides slowly but surely robbing users of their coins.
Do not trust anyone, especially at the higher level.
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[BCB]

BAN

[PrintMule]

I would use such service if it were 0.001 per post.

Although I see your first post was for free.

[SaltySpitoon]

I offer my trolling services.

Do you want to make some users rage? Reveal their dark/hideous side? Have some fun? Do you have no time to reply, yet have a hard time resisting duty calls?


Price: 0.02 BTC per post, i.e. 1 BTC gives you 50 posts. I also accept LTC, at 1 LTC per post.

Skills:
I have 10+ years experience trolling forums and have been banned in most. I know how moderators think (and have been part of moderator teams, though I really dislike the job), so I can play with the rules if I want to. I'm used to threats.
I have an extensively tweaked browser which allows me to be faster than most.
Languages: English, French

Terms:

• If I get banned before some interesting results you still have to pay but it will be 0.01 BTC per post
• I reserve the right to use another identity, unless I really like your idea
• I reserve the right to refuse offers though I have little interest for political correctness
• I will only take only one troll job at a time

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

The business plan is genius to be honest, but I can't see this going over well.

[Gordon Bleu]

Skills:
I have 10+ years experience trolling forums and have been banned in most.

Yes your obviously qualified for the Job
i have also thought about this but we should call it Public Relations to let it look less offensive to the most Forum Users here.

[BCB]

Yes your obviously qualified for the Job

You're*

See Pankkake,

What don't you use your powers for good rather than evil.  You could copy-edit the bitcointalk site instead of adding to the already annoyingly overwhelming collection of worthless troll posts.


I would gladly give you 0.001 BTC for every typo of mine you correct.

You would make a fortune from me alone!

edited: typos corrected paid ranlo .005 BTC.

[Raoul Duke]

BAN

Why?
If he trolls here, he'll be banned, but we should allow him to sell his "trolling/shilling" service to be used externally, I guess.
Unethical, yes it is. Illegal, I don't think so.
Or is it "against the law" and I'm not aware?

[Raoul Duke]

If he trolls here, he'll be banned

Then half this forum should be banned

If he trolls excessively 

Better now?

[peonminer]

This is too cute

[mprep]

This is too cute

Yup. This looks fun. *whips out the popcorn*

[Raoul Duke]

I was a bit pissed off seeing this but on reflection it could be a useful service. This forum is plagued by trolls and shills and the readers comments section of press articles on Bitcoin attract loads of them, why not fight fire with fire?

I put it on the same level as paid YouTube views, facebook likes or soundcloud plays.

[nimda]

Have you noticed the OP is trolling ever so slightly in this thread? I think he looks pretty qualified.

Yes your obviously qualified for the Job

You're*

If he trolls here, he'll be banned

Then half this forum should be banned

[mprep]

Have you noticed the OP is trolling ever so slightly in this thread? I think he looks pretty qualified.

Yes your obviously qualified for the Job

You're*

If he trolls here, he'll be banned

Then half this forum should be banned

Well, you always have to have some skill and some free samples before offering your trolling services. 

[Gordon Bleu]

I actually appreciate if sometimes someone is correcting me and thus helping me to achieve better English writing Skills. Can't see trolling in this.

But isn't  LTC on GOX not a exemplary Example of Trolling or misleading PR with Profit,
here are enough People to play Games like this.
I agree it's somehow unethical but you must be naiv to not relize exact same Patterns in daily Life, call it PR or call it Trolling and even Laughs are Profit.

If there is a Service like this, the Worker's will decide wich Job they take
could be a unethical but funny in Bitcoin paying Fivver like Service.

pay 0.20 per day,  hire 10, they do 20 Posts per Person, Bada Bum Bada Bing 200 sensless Comments maybe Workers will do more if threres payment Level's and some Troll/PR rating,
so talented (entertaining/effectivness) will earn more.

[MPOE-PR]

I offer my trolling services. I am not offering to troll on bitcointalk, but to troll anywhere you want.

Do you want to make some users rage? Reveal their dark/hideous side? Have some fun? Do you have no time to reply, yet have a hard time resisting duty calls?


Price: 0.02 BTC per post, i.e. 1 BTC gives you 50 posts. I also accept LTC, at 1 LTC per post.

Skills:
I have 10+ years experience trolling forums and have been banned in most. I know how moderators think (and have been part of moderator teams, though I really dislike the job), so I can play with the rules if I want to. I'm used to threats.
I have an extensively tweaked browser which allows me to be faster than most.
Languages: English, French

Terms:

• If I get banned before some interesting results you still have to pay but it will be 0.01 BTC per post
• I reserve the right to use another identity, unless I really like your idea
• I reserve the right to refuse offers though I have little interest for political correctness
• I will only take only one troll job at a time

Sadly you're so very late.

[servicehidden]

You probably should make abuse resistant promo site.
Check my signature links. I can help you with design.

[Lauda]

Some members here do deserve to get trolled on almost all of their posts.
Though not sure if this would be allowed. Only the person that is doing the trolling can get banned?

[monbux]

Bump.

So far I only got one offer, which I refused.

Changes!
Lower prices, only Bitcoin is accepted (I realized Litecoin is mostly useless and stupid.).
Added clarifications and what I would like to do.

I have free time, and I am in physical pain, which means I certainly am in the mood for making people rage over the Internet.

Any respected member of the community can get a free trial, provided they give a rating afterwards (good or bad).

Litecoin is useless and stupid? where in the world did you get that from?  If worst comes to worst, litecoin can be exchanged for bitcoin, which can be exchanged for a bank transfer, which can be exchanged to fiat money - and cash isn't useless and stupid is it?

[nimda]

Bump.

So far I only got one offer, which I refused.

Changes!
Lower prices, only Bitcoin is accepted (I realized Litecoin is mostly useless and stupid.).
Added clarifications and what I would like to do.

I have free time, and I am in physical pain, which means I certainly am in the mood for making people rage over the Internet.

Any respected member of the community can get a free trial, provided they give a rating afterwards (good or bad).

Litecoin is useless and stupid? where in the world did you get that from?  If worst comes to worst, litecoin can be exchanged for bitcoin, which can be exchanged for a bank transfer, which can be exchanged to fiat money - and cash isn't useless and stupid is it?

Obvious troll is obvious, even if he's right.

[01BTC10]

I also accept payments in Jalapeño preorders; 1 unit per post to account for the risk and future ROI.

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