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* Void where prohibited (bitcointalk.org's totally fine though!)
**Residents of Alaska, Missouri & Montana may or may not be subject to sales tax.  ***Terms subject to change at any time. Duh.

You can bid on my auction at http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-ASIC-Miner-NOT-PREORDER-Immediate-shipping-/321149102696#shId if you want.

Thank you for your interest, danieldaniel. 
Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you our shilling services due to a technicality in eBay TOS.  If you should choose to conduct business on bitcointalk.org, please consider availing yourself of our services.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.

LOL

I really like how you make each first letter bigger.

Thank you for contributing, danieldaniel.  We are committed to providing the Bitcoin community with continued excellence.

If this isn't a troll and you are over 18, PM me, I've got lots of orders, accounts and cash, maybe we can pool resources.

As per advice of our firm's public relations consultant, we are forced to decline your proposal.  Your precipitous approach to sensitive matters lacks the refinement and discretion so valued by our clients.  
We hope to be able to serve the needs of your business in the future.

This thread is full of win.

I award 3 internets.  If only we had a tipping system in place.

Thank you for your interest and words of encouragement, Inaba.  We are committed to providing the Bitcointalk community with continued excellence it deserves.

LMAO :D

Maybe a Shills4Hire Re-Donate? ROFL