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June 23, 2013, 02:41:58 PM
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Maintaining sock accounts is grueling and exacting work, but tedious post counts, writing styles, spelling and idiom usage don't need to burden your e-business!  
Due to a recent forum law clarification, we're able to offer you the services of our expertly trained ☛auction shills!☚
Don't go it alone.  PM the professionals, and find out what our expertly trained ☛auction shills!☚ can do for you!

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June 23, 2013, 03:15:28 PM
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You can bid on my auction at http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-ASIC-Miner-NOT-PREORDER-Immediate-shipping-/321149102696#shId if you want.

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June 23, 2013, 03:46:59 PM
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Thank you for your interest, danieldaniel. 
Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you our shilling services due to a technicality in eBay TOS.  If you should choose to conduct business on bitcointalk.org, please consider availing yourself of our services.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.
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June 23, 2013, 03:49:35 PM
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LOL

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June 23, 2013, 03:53:14 PM
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Thank you for your interest, danieldaniel. 
Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you our shilling services due to a technicality in eBay TOS.  If you should choose to conduct business on bitcointalk.org, please consider availing yourself of our services.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.
I really like how you make each first letter bigger.

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June 23, 2013, 04:04:07 PM
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Thank you for your interest, danieldaniel.  
Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you our shilling services due to a technicality in eBay TOS.  If you should choose to conduct business on bitcointalk.org, please consider availing yourself of our services.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.
I really like how you make each first letter bigger.

Thank you for contributing, danieldaniel.  We are committed to providing the Bitcoin community with continued excellence.
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June 23, 2013, 04:12:36 PM
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If this isn't a troll and you are over 18, PM me, I've got lots of orders, accounts and cash, maybe we can pool resources.
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June 23, 2013, 04:35:15 PM
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If this isn't a troll and you are over 18, PM me, I've got lots of orders, accounts and cash, maybe we can pool resources.

As per advice of our firm's public relations consultant, we are forced to decline your proposal.  Your precipitous approach to sensitive matters lacks the refinement and discretion so valued by our clients.  
We hope to be able to serve the needs of your business in the future.
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June 23, 2013, 04:37:40 PM
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This thread is full of win.

I award 3 internets.  If only we had a tipping system in place.

If you're searching these lines for a point, you've probably missed it.  There was never anything there in the first place.
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June 23, 2013, 04:43:37 PM
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This thread is full of win.

I award 3 internets.  If only we had a tipping system in place.


Thank you for your interest and words of encouragement, Inaba.  We are committed to providing the Bitcointalk community with continued excellence it deserves.
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June 23, 2013, 06:47:15 PM
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If this isn't a troll and you are over 18, PM me, I've got lots of orders, accounts and cash, maybe we can pool resources.

As per advice of our firm's public relations consultant, we are forced to decline your proposal.  Your precipitous approach to sensitive matters lacks the refinement and discretion so valued by our clients.  
We hope to be able to serve the needs of your business in the future.

LMAO Cheesy

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June 24, 2013, 02:34:09 PM
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This thread is full of win.

I award 3 internets.  If only we had a tipping system in place.


Maybe a Shills4Hire Re-Donate? ROFL

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