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Title: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 16, 2013, 04:18:05 AM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masturbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masturbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.
And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masturbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: CoinGeneral on December 16, 2013, 04:56:30 AM http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13500000/I-see-what-u-did-there-owls-13509156-676-516.jpg
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=356398.0 Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: bacon on December 16, 2013, 05:03:20 AM Maybe he's trying to produce a mandragora?
Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: beetcoin on December 16, 2013, 05:48:13 AM whatever you do, just don't sit on his lap.
Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Sophokles on December 16, 2013, 06:05:10 AM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. This story seems strangely familiar... Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Sindelar1938 on December 16, 2013, 12:02:32 PM Get stuck in yourself
Ecstasy loves company ;) Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: hilariousandco on December 16, 2013, 01:00:57 PM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. Haha, very funny. Always appreciate parody ;). Oh, and it's masturbation ;D 8). Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: ajax3592 on December 16, 2013, 01:05:53 PM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. Haha, very funny. Always appreciate parody ;). Oh, and it's masturbation ;D 8). Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: elasticband on December 16, 2013, 01:07:22 PM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. this was posted else where in the forum but with the subject being swag weed and bong hits int he garden Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masterbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: hilariousandco on December 16, 2013, 01:16:00 PM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. Haha, very funny. Always appreciate parody ;). Oh, and it's masturbation ;D 8). Yeah, he's just parodied it by changing 'smoking weed' to 'masturbation' and the horrid 'smell' of it to 'cum' haha. Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 16, 2013, 11:27:49 PM How the fuck did I spell one of the keywords incorrectly? Nothing like plagiarizing via a parody, eh? Coincides with that plagiarized thread about not getting one's dick hard to fuck a drunk nurse.
~TMIBTCITW Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Speaker on December 17, 2013, 02:09:07 AM Lol'd pretty hard at this
Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Ruzka on December 17, 2013, 02:30:40 AM At least he isn't smoking weed ;)
Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 17, 2013, 02:41:01 AM At least he isn't smoking weed ;) Caught him on camera. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShZGb4thmuPlO5EWySX-yILBRCTyYw3ThmZgJo-iXdGHU82Jy1 On top of that, the guy's trying to take my gal away from me using my flowers. http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/777500/777669_80b9_625x1000.jpg Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: some1 on December 17, 2013, 03:16:20 AM Please, help me!
My big boobs neighbour keeps making her pee on my daffodils. Oh God. Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Dafar on December 17, 2013, 03:20:26 AM And you know this because you watch him every time he jerks off, that's why you're so detailed with his masturbation routine and let me guess, you masturbate along with him too?
you're a disgusting scum Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: bitmarket.io on December 17, 2013, 04:05:40 PM Just another snippet of Phinn's life.
I say you place a trap in the roses. ;) Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: mprep on December 17, 2013, 04:37:29 PM Just another snippet of Phinn's life. Place proximity shrapnel mines while you're at it. :DI say you place a trap in the roses. ;) Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: stonerdyke on December 17, 2013, 05:22:02 PM Ohh man that shit was funny! I was thinking something sounded familiar... Kudos!
Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: jackjack on December 17, 2013, 05:46:25 PM Please, help me! Looks like you have a special fetishMy big boobs neighbour keeps making her pee on my daffodils. Oh God. Hope it's allowed in your country Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 17, 2013, 08:20:53 PM And you know this because you watch him every time he jerks off, that's why you're so detailed with his masturbation routine and let me guess, you masturbate along with him too? you're a disgusting scum Film at 11. Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Kiki112 on December 17, 2013, 09:00:05 PM pay someone with bitcoins to "take care of him"
if you know what I mean :) Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: Bittzy78 on December 17, 2013, 09:24:14 PM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masturbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masturbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masturbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. Ok look, I had no idea those were your roses. I will attempt to find a more secluded place to, um, plant my seeds. Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: mprep on December 17, 2013, 10:00:34 PM And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masturbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masturbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options. And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masturbation? I mean seriously. Wut do? Please advise. Ok look, I had no idea those were your roses. I will attempt to find a more secluded place to, um, plant my seeds. Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: bryant.coleman on December 20, 2013, 02:54:13 PM Place proximity shrapnel mines while you're at it. :D Hmmm.... earlier, this particular piece of equipment was easy to obtain. There was a seller in Blackmarket Reloaded who used to sell them. Unfortunately the marketplace has closed down. Try your luck with SR 2.0 ;D Title: Re: My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden... Post by: mprep on December 21, 2013, 08:23:19 PM Place proximity shrapnel mines while you're at it. :D Hmmm.... earlier, this particular piece of equipment was easy to obtain. There was a seller in Blackmarket Reloaded who used to sell them. Unfortunately the marketplace has closed down. Try your luck with SR 2.0 ;D |
