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Title: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 19, 2011, 12:44:13 AM
Hello investors and the alike!  I have a plan to make several millions of dollars but do not quite have the resources to begin.  It will begin with a process of fundraising until I am making several thousand a month, I have already figured out how to implement this quite simply/quickly.  The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this, there is currently no supply and I shouldn't have a problem finding interested buyers.  Nothing can or will stop me once I reach this point, I will be making a few million/year by now.  This is projected to be anywhere from 1-3 years in the future.  From there I will reinvest and expand into all types of fields that directly benefit the human race.  I hope to create hundreds of jobs and permanently alter the lives of those that have helped me throughout my life.  Money holds no value to me and I am not doing this to achieve wealth, but to achieve happiness and sustainability.

Any investment above $100 is welcomed, we can work out a decent interest rate depending on the size and length of loan.  I can provide more details for those who are interested in helping me achieve my dreams.  I will reach my goal regardless if people invest into me, but I am giving anyone that would like to help me reach my goals faster a chance to greatly benefit and share the cake with me.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bitleaker on October 19, 2011, 01:50:14 AM
Are you related to Atlas?
+1


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bitleaker on October 19, 2011, 01:52:57 AM
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we can work out a descent interest rate

 ;D ::)


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: repentance on October 19, 2011, 01:56:22 AM
I can't fathom from your post anything at all about what you actually want people to invest in.  What is it that you're actually going to be producing with the funds people lend you?


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: ­­­Atlas_ on October 19, 2011, 02:04:16 AM
I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bitleaker on October 19, 2011, 02:05:14 AM
I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.
That will be difficult when you have systematically deleted most of your posts.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: danman87 on October 19, 2011, 02:05:47 AM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/perpetual-Motion.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: danman87 on October 19, 2011, 02:09:15 AM
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I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.

Here's a start






http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/comedy-2.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: danman87 on October 19, 2011, 02:30:45 AM
Well we all know Immanuel (oops Atlas) is a Bitcoin king around these parts.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/comedygold5.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: danman87 on October 19, 2011, 02:35:32 AM
oops, Immanuel, this one was good. Guns for all?

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/guns.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: danman87 on October 19, 2011, 02:38:49 AM
Hmm, what happened?

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tf2.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bitleaker on October 19, 2011, 02:58:58 AM
I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.
How about your woolong device?

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1muUatAfUmK_kp8hNxvXVaiyaiknBxC8kaGXlPrIzYkU&pli=1


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bosschair on October 19, 2011, 03:09:18 AM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.

Attention investors: I plan to do the same thing, except I will make structures which sell for 2000% of what they cost.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: repentance on October 19, 2011, 03:10:43 AM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.

Attention investors: I plan to do the same thing, except I will make structures which sell for 2000% of what they cost.


Does this involve seasteads?


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: danman87 on October 19, 2011, 03:19:17 AM
You better have an original idea!

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/business.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bosschair on October 19, 2011, 03:29:05 AM
Man, the way the market's going these days I think I could use a bitcoin toilet plunger.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 19, 2011, 03:36:04 AM
I can't fathom from your post anything at all about what you actually want people to invest in.  What is it that you're actually going to be producing with the funds people lend you?
I'd be willing to discuss it in more detail via private message if you are interested.  The important thing is that I have a solid plan of action to produce this money, I just don't have the initial investment cost, I may be very much broke after my upcoming traffic court case in which I may lose my license, setting my plans back another year or so.  I can turn a $100 investment into $3000 of revenue, legally, without relying on others.

I am willing to be very generous as far as interest rates, we can work with small short terms loans to build trust if you wish.  I have no intentions (nor have I demonstrated such in the past) of running off with a small amount of money when I can do so much more with it and benefit both parties involved.  Karma can be a bitch.

I don't see how asking for a $100+ loan is irrational when I have a solid plan to back it up.  Naysayers, please carry on.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 19, 2011, 03:36:54 AM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.

Attention investors: I plan to do the same thing, except I will make structures which sell for 2000% of what they cost.


Does this involve seasteads?
Eventually, yes.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: cruikshank on October 19, 2011, 04:43:15 AM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this,

Are these structures going to be made out of cocaine or sub-prime mortgage loans? Those are about the only building materials you could use that would net a profit margin that ridiculously high of what they cost to produce.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 19, 2011, 05:45:20 AM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this,

Are these structures going to be made out of cocaine or sub-prime mortgage loans? Those are about the only building materials you could use that would net a profit margin that ridiculously high of what they cost to produce.
No, but that is somewhat irrelevant at this point of time.  The structures are a long way down the road, I'm more so looking for loans for the fundraising stage.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: rainingbitcoins on October 19, 2011, 06:19:39 AM
I don't see how asking for a $100+ loan is irrational when I have a solid plan to back it up.

Solid plan = mysterious cash-generating large structure of some sort.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: the joint on October 19, 2011, 06:25:31 AM
I want somebody to cite one time I have made a request this blatantly irrational.

The 100 BTC bet I won twice.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 19, 2011, 09:48:09 AM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this,

Are these structures going to be made out of cocaine or sub-prime mortgage loans? Those are about the only building materials you could use that would net a profit margin that ridiculously high of what they cost to produce.
No, but that is somewhat irrelevant at this point of time.  The structures are a long way down the road, I'm more so looking for loans for the fundraising stage.

You're looking for a loan to get a loan? Interesting. Mind telling the community what the point is? We're all millionaires here. If it's worth our time we'll loan it ourselves. Who'd pass up a chamce like this? It's basically like you're just giving money away at this point.

Where have you been all my life?
No, I am not asking for a loan for a loan.  I am asking for a loan so I can start the fundraising process, step one, which doesn't involve anything but me buying/selling items.

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Solid plan = mysterious cash-generating large structure of some sort.
Hardly mysterious, I am willing to speak in private to those interested.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Jalum on October 19, 2011, 01:39:38 PM

Atlas has unremorsefully left the thread due to his own LACK OF INTEREST.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: BlockHash on October 19, 2011, 01:57:14 PM
The next stage will involve constructing large structures that will sell for 1000+% what they cost.  Demand is huge for this,

Are these structures going to be made out of cocaine or sub-prime mortgage loans? Those are about the only building materials you could use that would net a profit margin that ridiculously high of what they cost to produce.
No, but that is somewhat irrelevant at this point of time.  The structures are a long way down the road, I'm more so looking for loans for the fundraising stage.

You're looking for a loan to get a loan? Interesting. Mind telling the community what the point is? We're all millionaires here. If it's worth our time we'll loan it ourselves. Who'd pass up a chamce like this? It's basically like you're just giving money away at this point.

Where have you been all my life?
No, I am not asking for a loan for a loan.  I am asking for a loan so I can start the fundraising process, step one, which doesn't involve anything but me buying/selling items.

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Solid plan = mysterious cash-generating large structure of some sort.
Hardly mysterious, I am willing to speak in private to those interested.

You might want to share details about what this fundraising is going to be for and how you are going to conduct said fundraising (and to what ends). All we know right now is that has something to do with Seasteading (at some point) and we are totally supposed to throw our worthless fiat dollars at you because you say you are convinced that you are going to hit the big jackpot.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 19, 2011, 11:16:49 PM
It's funny that when I asked for a $100 loan before but gave no explanation, I received several offers.  Now that I say I have an idea, everybody and their grandma is skeptical, people are so quick to judge.

The fundraising step isn't related to seasteading but the funds I raise will be at a later point.  The fundraising step is a simple buy bulk/good deal, sell fast at good deals, ???, profit, repeat scheme.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: repentance on October 20, 2011, 12:01:28 AM
It's funny that when I asked for a $100 loan before but gave no explanation, I received several offers.  Now that I say I have an idea, everybody and their grandma is skeptical, people are so quick to judge.

The fundraising step isn't related to seasteading but the funds I raise will be at a later point.  The fundraising step is a simple buy bulk/good deal, sell fast at good deals, ???, profit, repeat scheme.

It's not really that surprising.  It's kind of like the difference between applying for a personal loan and a business loan at your bank.  With a personal loan, how you're going to use the money isn't usually relevant to your capacity to repay - with a business loan, your capacity to repay is very often dependent on how you're going to utilise the borrowed money.

I think it also threw people when you said that your idea could be put back 1-2 years by the lack of $100 now.  By and large, the loans given around here are short-term with those seeking investment for their projects posting elsewhere and offering a stake in the venture in return for the funding.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on October 20, 2011, 12:05:22 AM
It's funny that when I asked for a $100 loan before but gave no explanation, I received several offers.  Now that I say I have an idea, everybody and their grandma is skeptical, people are so quick to judge.

The fundraising step isn't related to seasteading but the funds I raise will be at a later point.  The fundraising step is a simple buy bulk/good deal, sell fast at good deals, ???, profit, repeat scheme.

It's not really that surprising.  It's kind of like the difference between applying for a personal loan and a business loan at your bank.  With a personal loan, how you're going to use the money isn't usually relevant to your capacity to repay - with a business loan, your capacity to repay is very often dependent on how you're going to utilise the borrowed money.

I think it also threw people when you said that your idea could be put back 1-2 years by the lack of $100 now.  By and large, the loans given around here are short-term with those seeking investment for their projects posting elsewhere and offering a stake in the venture in return for the funding.

In short, don't mention seasteading when looking for a loan.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: repentance on October 20, 2011, 12:10:50 AM
In short, don't mention seasteading when looking for a loan.

If he'd posted his request on the seasteading forums, someone would likely have just given him $100 in seed money right now and he could have sought further funding for the bigger, longer term project. 


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: edd on October 20, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
It's funny that when I asked for a $100 loan before but gave no explanation, I received several offers.  Now that I say I have an idea, everybody and their grandma is skeptical, people are so quick to judge.

The fundraising step isn't related to seasteading but the funds I raise will be at a later point.  The fundraising step is a simple buy bulk/good deal, sell fast at good deals, ???, profit, repeat scheme.

The thing is, if all you're planning on doing to raise capital is buy in bulk and resell at a mark-up, someone else is probably already doing it and you haven't given any indication of how you'll "sell fast."


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bitleaker on October 20, 2011, 12:18:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/UzqXO.jpg


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on October 20, 2011, 12:26:30 AM

The future is now.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: TiagoTiago on October 20, 2011, 01:13:18 AM
Why the thing you're trying to make needs to be a secret?


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 20, 2011, 02:47:18 AM
It's funny that when I asked for a $100 loan before but gave no explanation, I received several offers.  Now that I say I have an idea, everybody and their grandma is skeptical, people are so quick to judge.

The fundraising step isn't related to seasteading but the funds I raise will be at a later point.  The fundraising step is a simple buy bulk/good deal, sell fast at good deals, ???, profit, repeat scheme.

The thing is, if all you're planning on doing to raise capital is buy in bulk and resell at a mark-up, someone else is probably already doing it and you haven't given any indication of how you'll "sell fast."
Don't you think I thought about this?

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It's not really that surprising.  It's kind of like the difference between applying for a personal loan and a business loan at your bank.  With a personal loan, how you're going to use the money isn't usually relevant to your capacity to repay - with a business loan, your capacity to repay is very often dependent on how you're going to utilise the borrowed money.

I think it also threw people when you said that your idea could be put back 1-2 years by the lack of $100 now.  By and large, the loans given around here are short-term with those seeking investment for their projects posting elsewhere and offering a stake in the venture in return for the funding.
Meh, I understand I may sound a little too ecstatic about getting this in action but shit happens in life that can throw everything on or off track.  There is only a small potential that this would be set back  (if I lose my license, as long as I get an attorney I'm fine), and if that were the case I would send back what is yours, no harm done.  I'd say I'm offering a stake in the venture, when I have millions of dollars or bitcoins or whatever, I will have no problem with returning the favor ten fold.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: repentance on October 20, 2011, 08:27:38 AM
If I understand the OP correctly, he wants funds now to start a venture.  The purpose of that venture is to generate funds for building seasteading related structures in the future.

What I'm not understanding is why he's not bypassing step one and seeking funding from the seasteading community to start building his structures now


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: JeffK on October 20, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
What kind of "structures" are you planning on building with those rates of return?

The only things I can think of are either fraudulent or only 'legal' in international waters.

Seeing as your name is "dank", I've got a marginally good guess - but if you really have a plan along the lines I'm thinking I don't understand how you think you will be able to sell "OG Kush Tower" for 1000% of it's cost.


quick edit: Just noticed you are in the 'fundraising stage". I'm not the best guesser, but I think our friend "dank" wants some start-up money to help him sell weed, with which profits he will make a weed-tower which will sell for megabucks.

If I'm right, I don't think you have any clue what the actual margins are on weed sales or how dealing actually works. This is amplified by the fact that you are coming to us for startup money. No one gets 'rich' off weed, bro.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 21, 2011, 12:26:21 AM
What kind of "structures" are you planning on building with those rates of return?

The only things I can think of are either fraudulent or only 'legal' in international waters.

Seeing as your name is "dank", I've got a marginally good guess - but if you really have a plan along the lines I'm thinking I don't understand how you think you will be able to sell "OG Kush Tower" for 1000% of it's cost.


quick edit: Just noticed you are in the 'fundraising stage". I'm not the best guesser, but I think our friend "dank" wants some start-up money to help him sell weed, with which profits he will make a weed-tower which will sell for megabucks.

If I'm right, I don't think you have any clue what the actual margins are on weed sales or how dealing actually works. This is amplified by the fact that you are coming to us for startup money. No one gets 'rich' off weed, bro.
Close but no cigar broham.

@Matt What's wrong with drugs an guns exactly?  You can keep the child porn, not on my island.  I find the term wacko crackhead slightly offensive, I will never touch the stuff.

@Repentance Not quite ready for that, I'd rather take less of a risk by earning the capital myself off a smaller loan.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: JeffK on October 21, 2011, 03:58:36 AM
What kind of "structures" are you planning on building with those rates of return?

The only things I can think of are either fraudulent or only 'legal' in international waters.

Seeing as your name is "dank", I've got a marginally good guess - but if you really have a plan along the lines I'm thinking I don't understand how you think you will be able to sell "OG Kush Tower" for 1000% of it's cost.


quick edit: Just noticed you are in the 'fundraising stage". I'm not the best guesser, but I think our friend "dank" wants some start-up money to help him sell weed, with which profits he will make a weed-tower which will sell for megabucks.

If I'm right, I don't think you have any clue what the actual margins are on weed sales or how dealing actually works. This is amplified by the fact that you are coming to us for startup money. No one gets 'rich' off weed, bro.
Close but no cigar broham.

@Matt What's wrong with drugs an guns exactly?  You can keep the child porn, not on my island.  I find the term wacko crackhead slightly offensive, I will never touch the stuff.

@Repentance Not quite ready for that, I'd rather take less of a risk by earning the capital myself off a smaller loan.

I figured as much. Even if that is what you plan on doing, you should probably try and sell us a more realistic estimate of the returns than 1000%, which appears arbitrarily chosen and way over-inflated to a rate that would make Bernie Madoff blush.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: repentance on October 21, 2011, 04:17:02 AM
It takes a lot more than $100 to set up a decent grow operation and even with advanced horticultural techniques you're still looking at 6-8 weeks from planting to harvest.  By contrast, it takes very little money and not very much time to shake and bake batches of methamphetamine.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: JeffK on October 21, 2011, 04:17:41 AM
What kind of "structures" are you planning on building with those rates of return?

The only things I can think of are either fraudulent or only 'legal' in international waters.

Seeing as your name is "dank", I've got a marginally good guess - but if you really have a plan along the lines I'm thinking I don't understand how you think you will be able to sell "OG Kush Tower" for 1000% of it's cost.


quick edit: Just noticed you are in the 'fundraising stage". I'm not the best guesser, but I think our friend "dank" wants some start-up money to help him sell weed, with which profits he will make a weed-tower which will sell for megabucks.

If I'm right, I don't think you have any clue what the actual margins are on weed sales or how dealing actually works. This is amplified by the fact that you are coming to us for startup money. No one gets 'rich' off weed, bro.
Close but no cigar broham.

@Matt What's wrong with drugs an guns exactly?  You can keep the child porn, not on my island.  I find the term wacko crackhead slightly offensive, I will never touch the stuff.

@Repentance Not quite ready for that, I'd rather take less of a risk by earning the capital myself off a smaller loan.

I figured as much. Even if that is what you plan on doing, you should probably try and sell us a more realistic estimate of the returns than 1000%, which appears arbitrarily chosen and way over-inflated to a rate that would make Bernie Madoff blush.

Oh snap. I didn't eben pay attention to the name. I'm starting to actually believe that's his secret plan

Why the fuck else would he not tell anyone?


Because people who talk about drugs on the internet get thrown in jail all the time.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: JeffK on October 21, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
It takes a lot more than $100 to set up a decent grow operation and even with advanced horticultural techniques you're still looking at 6-8 weeks from planting to harvest.  By contrast, it takes very little money and not very much time to shake and bake batches of methamphetamine.

Maybe this was his plan for the return rates:

1. Take in $100 in Bitcoins, flip for cash USD
2. Start $100 cheap meth lab with lithium batteries and decongestants
3. Sell most of the first batch, use meth profits and 'personal stash' to create a larger batch, going on a meth-binge to maintain optimal productivity.
4(a). Move to the ocean to to create meth super-lab, paying off investors and becoming a billionaire
4(b). Get arrested in campus apartment
4(c). Die of heart failure from prolonged methamphetamine abuse
4(d). Die in horrific yet spectacular explosion in your seastead meth-tower while trying to create a statue of Batman from the world's largest batch of ice.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 21, 2011, 10:20:00 AM
What kind of "structures" are you planning on building with those rates of return?

The only things I can think of are either fraudulent or only 'legal' in international waters.

Seeing as your name is "dank", I've got a marginally good guess - but if you really have a plan along the lines I'm thinking I don't understand how you think you will be able to sell "OG Kush Tower" for 1000% of it's cost.


quick edit: Just noticed you are in the 'fundraising stage". I'm not the best guesser, but I think our friend "dank" wants some start-up money to help him sell weed, with which profits he will make a weed-tower which will sell for megabucks.

If I'm right, I don't think you have any clue what the actual margins are on weed sales or how dealing actually works. This is amplified by the fact that you are coming to us for startup money. No one gets 'rich' off weed, bro.
Close but no cigar broham.

@Matt What's wrong with drugs an guns exactly?  You can keep the child porn, not on my island.  I find the term wacko crackhead slightly offensive, I will never touch the stuff.


Because I said 'wacko'?

No it was more of the crackhead part.

But my plan does not rely off of selling cannabis, that's a silly way to do things, I would rather keep it.  I won't be breaking any laws.

@repentance Very true but meth is a very destructive drug that I would prefer not to associate with.  It would just kill everything and everyone I worked to benefit.

@Jeff equally offensive as the crackhead remark, though the scenarios you listed were humorous.

@Matt Who said I'm above the law?  US's asinine laws don't apply outside of the country.  We also help countries drug production, such as in Afghanistan and Mexico.  But I would like to see anyone come to my stead expecting to rob me, they'll be in for a surprise.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 25, 2011, 01:53:24 AM
You guys sure are going to miss out.  You'll hear about me someday.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on October 25, 2011, 02:52:23 AM
You guys sure are going to miss out.  You'll hear about me someday.

It's probably better we hear about you now. Later will most likely be in less flattering light.

EDIT on 4/8/2013: Called it.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: bitleaker on October 25, 2011, 03:17:45 AM
You guys sure are going to miss out.  You'll hear about me someday.
Tell me about yourself. Then when you become uber famous and a billionaire, I can say 'I knew that guy'.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: senbonzakura on October 25, 2011, 09:42:16 PM
just wanna say thank you for IBB Logo  ;)

I would give you some loan, but BTC is down, if it was 1 btc = $20, I would give you some loan towards your business/goal

thank you


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on October 26, 2011, 05:07:58 AM
just wanna say thank you for IBB Logo  ;)

I would give you some loan, but BTC is down, if it was 1 btc = $20, I would give you some loan towards your business/goal

thank you
No problemo.  I don't get why BTC goes down while the dollar crashes, hopefully something will change.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: DeathAndTaxes on November 14, 2011, 03:26:18 PM
Are these structures going to be made out of cocaine or sub-prime mortgage loans? Those are about the only building materials you could use that would net a profit margin that ridiculously high of what they cost to produce.

I don't know why but that LOLZ worthy.  Of course no my co-workers are looking at me.  Damn it.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: shakaru on November 18, 2011, 06:00:51 PM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/perpetual-Motion.jpg

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: DeathAndTaxes on November 18, 2011, 06:04:39 PM
LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

That would make a better generator than thermal turbines which are 30% efficient.  If the direct to electricity conversion was 50% efficient it would increase the electrical output of every power plant and nuclear reactor.

Still I doubt Caltech made claims that it violated law of conservation of energy (500% energy out).


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 08, 2012, 01:04:40 AM
bump


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: ineededausername on February 08, 2012, 01:10:10 AM
Scammers coming back to town recently!


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 10, 2012, 04:13:30 AM
Scammers coming back to town recently!
That's funny, I have had nothing but successful transactions on these forums.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: slider1978 on February 10, 2012, 05:11:35 AM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/perpetual-Motion.jpg

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 11, 2012, 07:14:41 PM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/perpetual-Motion.jpg

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: BurtW on February 12, 2012, 12:20:34 AM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/perpetual-Motion.jpg

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: paraipan on February 12, 2012, 12:28:02 AM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

............

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.

maybe you should study a bit more Mr. Burt  ;)


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: PatrickHarnett on February 12, 2012, 12:49:49 AM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

............

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.

maybe you should study a bit more Mr. Burt  ;)

Paraipan - you post does you nor this thread any credit.

Rossi's machine (the nickel -> copper one, if it is not the clever fraud that it is likely to be) works, it wouldn't be greater than 100% efficient, as various physical laws would be able to trace the transformation of energy from one form to another.  (unless you are suggesting something as mundane as solar fusion is a >100% efficient reaction).

Perpetual motion machines and other devices that purport to produce usable energy (work) from nothing have never been proven.  History has some clever scam and interesting claims, but none exist (I can add the happy disclaimer of "yet" if you like).


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: paraipan on February 12, 2012, 01:13:34 AM
@PatrickHarnett i don't seek any credit... only the satisfaction to see with my eyes that one day a professor, engineer or scientist questions for a moment all the things hes been taught as true and start reasoning for himself.

Rossi's machine could be a fraud but we can't know that. We had a thread on it if i remember correctly.

Perpetual motion exists and it will exist after we are long gone. We have it all around us, when we walk, talk or everything else we do. Building machines to do that it's a trivial task that has been bothered in the past century with flawed theories and corrupt people.

I'm into other things right now so i cannot make an awesome post with examples and stuff but you can start reading on quaternions and potential energy if you like.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 12, 2012, 01:30:33 AM
Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

http://www.efwhyeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/perpetual-Motion.jpg

LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.
Good thing that's not remotely related to what I am doing.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 12, 2012, 06:28:49 PM
I can work with any investment size, the larger the better.  A 5 million dollar investment now would result in a great amount of wealth in the near future.  As I make more money I will give more back to you due to the fact you catalyzed what would take much longer to accomplish.  I plan on being a billionaire one day and you will have a piece of that.  Most of this investment would go into purchasing a mansion or high-end estate.  The rest would be spent to start my plan, which consists of various business ideas that have come to me.  Once they are in full gear, I will be making ten's of thousands per month from two business alone - a chauffeur service and web hosting company.  I have will have several other sources of income aside from these.

With your help, I will be making 50-100 grand/month within a year, easily.  Plus the value of the property and assets purchased will not diminish to nothing.  Overtime, I will expand my wealth and begin larger projects that will generate millions.  This will be within 5 years, with your help.  Honestly, I could probably do it in 2-3 years and probably would.  Share 5 million now, make 20 million+ within 5 years, and millions more throughout your life.  I don't care about money enough to not give back generously to the person who gave me a chance.  Even if the US currency collapses to nothing, your wealth will be ensured.  I'll take care of everything, you just profit.

Smaller investments are workable, I can always scale things down for the short run, though ideally 5-6 million USD would be soundly sufficient.

PM me if you want to discuss details.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Vanderbleek on February 12, 2012, 06:47:13 PM
Man, if someone gave me five million dollars, I could put it into dividend paying stocks and be making a couple hundred thousand a year too.

What I recommend doing is:

Stop acting like your idea is "the next big thing." Even if you truly believe that, we've ALL had those ideas, and it's not very believable.

Get a realistic (not requiring five million dollars) business plan. Detail exactly what you're going to do, where you're going to do it, who you're going to do it for, why there's a market for it, etc. If you're worried about people stealing your "amazing idea" only send that to lenders, and make them agree to an NDA.

Get a real product to show people. If I can touch and see this world changing concept, I'd be much more likely to invest.

The last thing is: People who have great ideas, and have the drive to accomplish them, generally do, and they don't do it by asking for five or six million in capital. They run businesses out of their house, rent a small office, sell things out of their car. Almost anyone can be successful if handed enough money -- the trick to being an entrepreneur is being able to start and run a business with almost no capital, no employees, and no sleep.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 12, 2012, 07:10:24 PM
Man, if someone gave me five million dollars, I could put it into dividend paying stocks and be making a couple hundred thousand a year too.

What I recommend doing is:

Stop acting like your idea is "the next big thing." Even if you truly believe that, we've ALL had those ideas, and it's not very believable.

Get a realistic (not requiring five million dollars) business plan. Detail exactly what you're going to do, where you're going to do it, who you're going to do it for, why there's a market for it, etc. If you're worried about people stealing your "amazing idea" only send that to lenders, and make them agree to an NDA.

Get a real product to show people. If I can touch and see this world changing concept, I'd be much more likely to invest.

The last thing is: People who have great ideas, and have the drive to accomplish them, generally do, and they don't do it by asking for five or six million in capital. They run businesses out of their house, rent a small office, sell things out of their car. Almost anyone can be successful if handed enough money -- the trick to being an entrepreneur is being able to start and run a business with almost no capital, no employees, and no sleep.
This isn't me giving someone else's investment to somebody else to make me money.  This is me getting an investment and controlling completely where the money goes and how much will be made back.  I'm talking hundreds of thousands in the first year, millions after that.  Don't expect the stock market to make you wealthy.

I don't think my idea is the next best thing, it's not anything new but the numbers work out and that's all that matters in the end.

My business plan doesn't require 5 million, as I stated, I could start pretty well with 5k.  If someone were to be generous enough to loan that amount, I would just be more generous back when I'm repaying them.  It's a win-win situation.

I prefer not to deal with institutionalized banks.  There will be real products, world changing?  Perhaps, but still, nothing new.

I have the drive to accomplish what I have planned, I lack the capital however.  Yes, I can make the capital over a few years, or I can work with somebody and get more done sooner, I don't see anything wrong with the former.

On a side note, the amount of business ideas that I've had throughout my lifetime would be enough to support a small town.  If there is a way, which there is, I will find it, which I have.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: ineededausername on February 12, 2012, 07:30:55 PM
"Give me a few million dollars with which to buy a mansion."

::)


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 12, 2012, 07:42:16 PM
"Give me a few million dollars with which to buy a mansion."

::)
...and make millions in return?


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: BurtW on February 12, 2012, 10:44:22 PM
How many investors do you have so far?


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 13, 2012, 12:18:06 AM
How many investors do you have so far?
I've gotten loans before but none of any significant amount.  So zero.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: red123 on February 13, 2012, 04:48:00 AM
5-6 million?

I've seen everything on this site.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: film2240 on February 14, 2012, 07:44:12 PM
I like what I'm seeing on this thread.This thread got me thinking and that I should start my own business idea.Why not raise a few BTC for initial capital for my BTC loans business just to get it off the ground. i wish to raise 10BTC to kick start my BTC loans business.I'm not asking for as much as other people with their business ideas. If this post is off-topic,can someone split this thread or move my post into the right area please?

So here's the breakdown:
1.I wish to raise 10BTC for my BTC loans business (just newly created,needs capital to kick start this)
2.To address the issue of ROI,each loan that's given out will have interest charged.This varies on a few factors which will be discussed another time (hint-low risk borrowers who don't gamble with it get the most favourable interest rates of all users of my upcoming service compared to more risky borrowers,etc.)
3.As far as I can see,as long as I stick to issuing micro-loans (to multiple low-mid risk clients) there will be enough capital raised from the interest rates as well at the start of the business.
4.As things pick up,you can expect a dedicated section on a site I own featuring this business.
5.I'll aim to keep things straightforward amd (hopefully) transparent.
6.I'm doing a fundraiser for the business I plan to start.

Back on topic,I'd like to say good luck to the OP and his business venture as setting things up is not easy.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 14, 2012, 09:50:23 PM
Seriously, I'd put my life on this, gimme a damn loan shark already!


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on February 15, 2012, 04:41:36 AM
So now that op can't do a marajana seasteading he's going make millions as a web hosting limo driver that lives in a mansion.

I'm convinced that OP is related to logansyrce and Atlas and may even attend the same elementary school.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 15, 2012, 10:56:55 AM
So now that op can't do a marajana seasteading he's going make millions as a web hosting limo driver that lives in a mansion.

I'm convinced that OP is related to logansyrce and Atlas and may even attend the same elementary school.
Why can't I do that?  Who would stop me?  Anyways, enough of the naysaying, might as well shut the fuck up if you can't contribute anything.  And this is my only account, but believe what you wish.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: John (John K.) on February 15, 2012, 11:37:52 AM
5-6 million?

I've seen everything on this site.
+1
I can safely say that either. Wow at the interwebs, where all sorts of humans converge.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: paraipan on February 15, 2012, 12:54:07 PM
So now that op can't do a marajana seasteading he's going make millions as a web hosting limo driver that lives in a mansion.

I'm convinced that OP is related to logansyrce and Atlas and may even attend the same elementary school.
Why can't I do that?  Who would stop me?  Anyways, enough of the naysaying, might as well shut the fuck up if you can't contribute anything.  And this is my only account, but believe what you wish.

How old are you? Don't avoid the question, just answer please. And if you say anything else in this thread without answering, we will all know you're really 12.

he is young and full of potential, handle with care, btw i'm 27 and my potential hasn't vanished at all so right now i'm preparing a difficult exam and after that I could use some money to continue working on bitcoin projects and free energy experiments.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 15, 2012, 09:31:14 PM
18 yoa.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: paraipan on February 15, 2012, 09:45:53 PM
18 yoa.

stand up straight dude, don't be shy  ;)


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 16, 2012, 12:26:41 AM
I thought I have been pretty well throughout this thread.

I'm just going to put this out here: $1000 BTC loan, 2-3 months, $1420 back


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: vuce on February 16, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
I also have a dream of owning a pool hall one day. There's not one in a 30 km radius. I'd be totally happy with half a million, that makes me quite a lot cheaper :) send money to 1Nv7tUL7EPi5BkTeVmA738LnR1HhADzSNG


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: dank on February 17, 2012, 02:14:08 AM
I also have a dream of owning a pool hall one day. There's not one in a 30 km radius. I'd be totally happy with half a million, that makes me quite a lot cheaper :) send money to 1Nv7tUL7EPi5BkTeVmA738LnR1HhADzSNG
I don't see a pool hall making millions of dollars but when I am a billionaire I will build a pool hall you can run.


Title: Re: Help me so I can help you
Post by: Tril on February 20, 2012, 05:55:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Wqp1r_F0I