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Like stability shares had?

Haha, this actually made me laugh.. in a good way :)

Will there be any giveaways, or will you be dumping the premine yourself?

I want to do a blog post and maybe a giveaway, any spare bounty for this? ;D We will mine it too.

lol, stop posting that shit. Mod will probably remove it anyway.

Good luck with the coin, I like the "we don't give a fuck" attitude. :)

We will announce bounties closer to the launch date.

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I'll blog as well. Can also do Twitter promo, giveaways, IRC contests, etc...

Join our IRC Channel!

#bitslap on freenode.

Hilarious!  I love it!  Best laugh I've had all day.  All the best in keeping your promises.

Bump.

We are waiting for confirmation from https://www.altcoincalendar.info/ and BitSlap will be listed! We will post the link in the main thread once it comes about.

I hope you are all having a horrible day guys!

dev said no ipo no premine

Well this coin seems pointless...I'll mine it.

http://shrani.si/f/2f/Zq/4OshoZvm/calendar-forum-logo.jpg (https://www.altcoincalendar.info/coins/503-BS)

I like your style!

any bounty for chinese translation?pm me

What's the diffrence/specially between bitslap and any other X11coins?

Why should we mine this?

First Pool  http://bs.hashhot.com. Please add it to OP.

wait it for luanch

SuchPool is in. Ann coming soon.

heh, BS coin

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Because it's fucking awesome, that's why.


Will be updating the main post shortly.

Pools Updated.

RejectMining.com will be in on this.  But for now, I have to go finish reading your amazing web site. Love it!

Why   ....Why?     WHY ?????    Why The FUck Not     Im in ;D

I like this dev teams attitude. Funny stuff, website was hilarious as well. I say go for 69 mil coins. Because why not.

I like your style!

Why Thank You!

We aim to please. Well, ourselves mostly but still.

Lol ;D
Im in

like it so any miners available for this,?....... like CPU and or GPU miners ? i ment the good ones for this protocol ?

refreshing thread, instead of false promises and nice pictures honesty. i'll put my 1 card i own on it, possibly even rent some rigs. good luck.

So much bullshit, so much anger, love it will mine.

Hahaha...that was fucking hilarious. So go fuck yourself dev (i mean get to work!) :P. I'll mine this shit.

Contact us in the chat and we will get you setup with your own bounty page.

I don't get it, is it a joke or real coin?
Or maybe both?
 ;D



 ???

You really have to ask??

Bounties have been updated for the time being.

You can use sgminer, it's x11 dumbass.

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honestly this level of honesty is refreshing, no bullshit stories about unborn child missing legs and giving to the world and crap.

mine/cash/work

most devs ( if we can call doing a cp -r deving......) try to buillshit it up the market, in this case honesty will rise this coins worth

+1, I love the Dev's honesty and how up front they are, no bullshit, no "I had no idea there was a premine" crap we've been seeing lately.

fuck yeah lets mine this shit cocksuckers

Oh Jesus Christ what a fucked up piece of shit coin this is going to be.

I'll mine it.

We are pleased to announce that BitSlap! has been officially endorsed by the Government of North Korea!

BitSlap! is the silver to North Korea Coin's gold.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/northkoreacoin/kimbitslap.jpg

From the looks of the website, I'm guessing that when you say FrontPage you mean it was developed with Microsoft FrontPage.  Circa 2001.

X 13 is better now  :o

cant download wallet on homepage
i click but nothing happens

All I can say about this coin:

https://i.imgur.com/NnoGhN1.gif


Lol, like I already stopped mining ages ago, seeing all the bullshit mumblings from developers "wow so innovative, such coin hurr durr".
And finally, this, I waited so long. Lol, my shabby rig is prepared for mining.

Thumbs up!

Click harder...

what Algorithm is the coin

w**t the fuck

Dev said it best

Rofl, this thread made me laugh ...  ;D

 ;D

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active data ofc only after release of the coin..

I'm in. Only because there was a cat using as straw on your website.

The dev is straightforward enough, I am in.

Bro, learn to read- it is yet to be announced coin, this is pre-ann.

coin is ok,

A noble goal indeed. I'm in.  :D

Lol ;D no bitslap?  ;D ;D ;D

Why not. Every single coin lately that seemed to be started for good reasons ended up being terrible, poorly/underdeveloped, and/or an outright scam.. so lets give this a try!

when we can mine?

Sometime after the date/time listed in the first post :)

Dont play!!! I will Bitslap you!!!

I'm the fuck in  ;D

Still got bounties to complete, get those free coins now!

/me slaps a bit
Feels good/me slaps a bit again
\o/

lol!

Ok nice acronym BS match well with this kind of coin  ;D

thumb up !

cheers

You made my day, im in:)

Geee... I don't know.

Maybe they should put that in the thread somewhere.

Like maybe the FIRST fucking thing in the thread...

But even then, some dumbasses will miss it.  So maybe they should also put a link to a countdown...



But I bet that even if they had BOTH of those things right in the very first post, some stupid motherfuckers would still not bother to read and would come around asking "when can we mine?" 

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chill man this not serious business. Have a apple juice and stay away from the nuke  ;D

DEVS, IF you want this coin to succeed,
LOWER your Pre-mine or zero it.
POST THE BLOCK REWARDS.

After you learn to read the OP which clearly states all things relevant to the launch.

And GIVE ME A PUPPY!

Pfft - Two puppies, a six pack of beer and a bit to slap.  Then we're talking reward.

http://cdn.overclock.net/4/43/900x900px-LL-43347fcb_msn-slapping.gif

 ;D

Just letting you all know we will have the block rewards and exact block time sorted out here shortly and will update the thread.

I hope you are all having a horrible day.

Thank you.

/me slaps a bit

According on the altcoincalendar, the launch is on 01 June, on the OP the launch is now?

Launch is at 6:30 PM May 31st Eastern Standard Time (East Coast of America).

May seem like June 1st depending on what timezone you are in.

Yeah.. the fuck thakns..
 ;D

I'll mine it...what the fuck...its bull shit anyhow  opps i mean bs coin  lol   yah the bs coin   ok   ;D  I'll be there.

What a bunch of BS!... that I so hope to mine when it goes live    ;D 

Anyone want to bet that there will be some swearing at launch?? Like "where are the fucking nodes for the fucking wallet you fucking dev?" :P

I bet everything will actually go smooth and working wallet and one that stays working correctly.

sure is a lot of BS in this thread  ;D

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As long as the block rewards arent somethig like 10 or 15 then this coin will have a chance. Dont be a greedy cunt like the LTCX dev

Fuck you guys, really. Don't worry, we got this.

Now, our lead developer will be stepping in here shortly to explain the block rewards.

Arite everyone, I'm one of the core devs on BitSlap and I want to talk some of our goals and perspectives and also a little about how we've been planning our coin distribution. Disclaimer: if you haven't noticed we're gonna be pretty blunt with what we're about.

So without any fancy graphs and calculations lets look at how pretty much every coin distribution algorithm is structured. You have an (seemingly increasingly) massive decay in rewards, combined with poorly modified variants of KGW that tend to respond to arbitrary step increases in hash-rate with relatively massive difficulty increases. Honestly, I could go on for days about that tragedy... and I will, just not tonight.

Combine this with the crazy amount of coins being released and massive mining operations targeting these for the short time they have a relatively low difficulty and the timeframe for a coin to stay profitable to mine is in the range of literally days to a few months on the high end. So bottom line - devs get out with their pre-mine, big miners get an insanely disproportionate amount of the total distribution, and really everyone else gets fucked.

But really you have no one to blame but yourselves for actually mining, supporting, and even trying to defend these piles of garbage just to see a price rise so you can dump off whatever you were stuck with when you stupidly bought it. Bitcoin is a pretty damn impressive piece of work and 'BitSlap' is a pretty fitting name for what we've done as far as "improving" it.

Unbelievably, we're actually pretty damn good at what we do and given what has been considered the status quo as of late, its time for something new. So we have a lot planned and we're pretty excited to see what we can do here, but the the single most important part of any coins 'release' is going to be how well the distribution is initially structured. So you know what, we're gonna make sure we don't fuck that up.

BitSlap is a 'loose' fork of the original version of DarkCoin, a coin that we do legitimately consider an actual innovator in terms of quality. But after really doing some deep analysis, DarkCoin turns out to be in a lot worse shape than we had thought. So since we're about doing things differently, we've decided to actually go ahead and be honest about our development so that we have a wild chance at maybemaking something decent here.

So with that said, we've decided to rework parts of our coin rewards. We're still hoping to release at launch, but we're not going to force this coin out if its not ready
just cause your rigs all fired up for a quick smash and grab. Too bad you bloodsuckers, go find another coin! So it's pretty late and I think I've given enough of an intro for one night, so I'll leave with an overview of some of our technical specifications and tomorrow we'll show you [with data] what DarkCoin did right, and then how they went
and fucked it all up in a day.

-----
Max Coins: 100 million coins released over a period of 10
Block Target Time: 90s
Reward 'Reduction': Continuous Exponential decay over every block
-> This equates to a reward curve that should taper at much slower rate than DarkCoin resulting in a far less convex decay
-----

Bottom line: doge was like auto-tune - animal coins are dead (but doge's kinda like T-Pain, ya know he started it so it's cool for him), country coins are dead, no water has been cleaned or trees planted, and POS coins are exactly what they sound like. So stick around and get ready for the first real coin in... well ever.

Now, you heard my friend above... we are not going to debate it, or draw some fancy fucking flowers all over.


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whats the best idea with a coin at the launch?Mine with a pool or solo?

wow this coin have future, i will mine it for sure since day 0, i laughter a lot and seems funny  ;D

I`ll mine this coin, too!

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lol, check out "about us" section

That is some of the funniest shit i have seen in awhile

ok guys, im in and ready to get bitslaped

Fuckin good community ;D ;D

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A p2p.slap would be nice.
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Go on pool, easier and faster, and maybe stronger  ;D

european time to launch ??

If we are correct 0:30

Cryptoday.info NL server ams-ix

waiting for the announcement of the block reward
at 3 AM WIB

Dev is online ?


cheers

Okay comrades!

Feeling great urge to deliver the highest service possible, we decided in cooperation
with space agency to put our servers with transceivers on the orbit.

We are almost ready to start bitSlap!


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StarBucksCoin???

lol yup

sorry,Wrong word.......

well done ,need your notice of coin lauch time

A chinese new coin?  ???

Very fucking interesting indeed :D

6 hour 50 minutes from now

hardcore, suchpool, and pool.mn all on here  :o , that is a good sign
not sure which pool to go with now

where is the dev?

Use dedicatedpool :D

In the bathroom. :D

thanks !

personally Suchpool has been flawless for me compared to all others, but Pool.mn will probably be the largest hash
Solo for the first 5 is probably wise

http://youtu.be/Ry3D6FaGvh4

OP slaps trolls around a bit with a large trout.

I really hope that bit is gonna have a perfect slap

BitSlap launch :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeS8GvLh1Jo

:)

who knows :) ...but wasn't it beautiful?
Anyway, we don't give a fuck.

Good call.  Forcing it out can give you hemorrhoids.

All i can say is WOW!

Thats a low block reward for 100mil coins and 90sec block   you should rethink it .   Because Bitslap  and the algo  won't exist 11years from now      plus a 500k premine   ....i think ill pass with these specs   Good Luck  :D

Yes, and bitcoin won't survive past 2010.
Heard that before.

500k premine of 100,000,000   hmmm ok...

but Blockreward for 1 year 18 Coins..The whole networks need a half month to mine 500k...

a little to much

cuz of fast dumping like purecoin

Oh yeah  BitSlap  will be in everyone's pocket  11 years from now   .My crystal ball says its the investment opportunity of a lifetime   and the premine looks right in line with the block rewards. ....  NOT.

Hey I think its a funny coin and I would mine it if it were more realistic   but the premine to block reward to risk  vs electricity cost  isn't there  I actually know how to read charts and do math.....  But jump in for the initial pump ...  before the dev dumps  his 500k premine and im sure you will do fine.

And the DEV will have  500k  out of 1st year coins  which is 500k  out of 13.9mil coins   DO THE MATH    but these guys are Truly funny  and some  really stupid people will mine it undoubtedly.

I get the name of the coin now...


You have 0.5% of 100 mil = 500k coin premined...

and literally it will take everyone a LONG time to mine 500k coins..


Ya, I call BS on this.   Oh, the irony.

500k  out of 13.9mil coins   first year     Hah HAh HAAHHahhaHAHhaAHhh  Good One  you silly jokers .
I say NO

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Ludicrous!

I'd ne damned if I'd allowed myself to be BitSlapped by some shit like this!

Dev had a fun launch idea, good announcement thread and then the coin specs come out.

WTH Devs.  This would have been a good coin if the specs were different. 

I think im gonna pass on this coin as well :(

Scam or not!

You want to be rich, I get it. I do too. So if I make you rich maybe someday another will make me rich, if not, that's fine. Life's not just about money.

I will donate my hash to a fun project, and why not support the transparency for a change and a trip back to the good old premine PoW.

I want to give you my money! Take my money damnit!

BS might save the day if they are able to make a real launch  ;D
Will this happen ? Will we be able to say we want more BS launch ?

You  will never be rich if you don't know how to do the math.   I will PM  my btc address so you can just send me your money now. "A fool and his money are soon parted".   I agree   Life is not about money....  but crypto is.

anoither one designed with low reward so they can dump huge premine , very nice . dev will own 99% of coins for years .. stay away from this one if you have any brains

Go visit  bitslap   on freenode IRC    #bitslap  they are all  laughing about how they are gonna dump the premine on those stupid enough to Mine it      Its hilarious     You been warned but go see for yourself.  The only people making money on this one will be the pools and the Dev.   And of course those who can dump  before the Dev ;D

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ya i guess after 1st exchange they will dump premine!and 18 coin reward is a real joke...cmon guy dont be fools mine other one!


but why the pools?
they got avg 1% fee and this not much rly
i was pool owner and u need weeks to make a little money to pay the host
only the devs make fast money

copy paste all and make few btc and than bye bye

everytime same...and ppl so stupid they mine this shit

The crypto community is hilarious, everything thinks they know everything but cannot read a thread/website to save their life.

I don't know if you know this, but we have been completely blunt the whole time that we are NOT DOING THIS FOR YOUR FUCKING BENEFIT.

It's in the thread, go ahead and read it. Need me to quote it for you?

This is why my miners are sitting idle right now... all these new shitcoins... it's overwhelming!

Wait a sec... so you're admitting this is just another scamcoin to get YOU rich quick?

lol here we go

ur rly mad dev that rly uncool

but dumping coins instant makes the coin dead u know...so everywhere is putting money in this..rigs renting..electricity...is all money u know,...so when someone paying 50dollar per day to mine this and this is rl shit...thats uncool u know....and its everytime same...u can tell me what u want dude...
nothing diffrent to other coins..so tell me why should we mine this fcksht

Define quick, please


https://i.imgur.com/bhYudpS.jpg

Lawl xD

Well the best thing to do is not mine/buy, and that's it. end of story. If nobody mine/buy the coin is dead. period. That is the best medicine for scam coins

I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN MANY COIN LAUNCHES, AND I ALREADY POSTED AND ADVISED THE DEV TO LOWER PRE-MINE AND INCREASE BLOCK REWARDS.  IF NOT THE COIN WILL FAIL, LIKE LTCX WILL SOON.  YOU CAN'T HAVE A 42,000 COIN PRE-MINE AND THEN DO 15 COINS/BLOCK LIKE LITECOINX DID, OR BASICALLY WHAT BS IS TRYING TO DO.  INCREASE THE BLOCK REWARD TO 1800 OR 180 AT THE VERY LEAST AND YOU COULD HAVE A VIABLE COIN.

So the premine is equivalent to 1 month of mining? No thanks...

Dev is obviously just trying to make quick money, miners be damned. He will keep the price down by slowly dumping it.

I still have gotten more pure LOL from this than anything in a long time.

It's not a scam.  To be a scam they'd have to hid their intent.

They told us in the FIRST FUCKING POST that this is what it is.  Use your brains and quit whining - this is nothing more than an attempt to show people how uselessly stupid they can be jumping on every new shiny thing that comes out and screaming TO THE MOON TO THE MOON.

Anyone who helps the BS crew make anything gets exactly what they deserve.  Bitslapped.

It's an IQ test - you fail, you get bitslapped, done.
/me Goes back under his rock bitslapping dumasses on the way.

That's a quote from the OP. If you want your coin to not fucking suck increase the block rewards by an order of magnitude.

Dev I sent you a pm.

cheers

may-be dev should do a private launch for is fucking own benefit and not post on any forum and not bother other people ;D
good luck having your coin on an exchange with such thinking.
For your information, no coin will get to an exchange if it benefit to nobody except dev.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=633880.new#new
Chinese translation
Let more people to participate in there
Know something about this coin

Awesome! Too fucking awesome!!! lol

why are you doing that ? It isn't for their fucking benefit the coin is launched  ;D
You won't get any bounty either because it isn't for your fucking benefit the coin is launched  ;D

I have a new idea for a coin: premine 100% and all the other blocks are 0 (good luck validating the premine btw)
This coin would clearly show us that it isn't released for our fucking benefit  ;D

To let more people know
This is a sacm
Or other..

just to mention again.. and keep this up

Now go on, there's nothing to see here (yet)

PLEASE give us github like 2-3 min before launch so we can compile (for pools operators)

LOL

That funny   >:( >:( >:(

 ;D

yes lets have the launched screwed by pools starting earlier   ;D

Why not just publish all info on this thread at release time to give everyone a fair chance to mine early on.

Pools have to compile, it takes 2-3 minutes.  The windows wallet is pre-compiled.

Funny a redneck troll  ;D

so ? You want to get dev premine ? and have your own fork ?
(not mentioning that anybody else can compile in the mean time)

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18 coins per block at 90 seconds per block ... will take 48 days for ALL THE HASH to get 500k coins.

So even if  only 1 user was solo mining and receiving all coins, it would take 48 days to equal the premine even without block reward decay.

So if the coins are mined for 7 weeks, they would still only equal the pre-mined amount.

Most coins are distributed in well under 7 weeks.

Even if the full 7 weeks are mined, devs would still have 50% of all coins in circulation.

If people give up mining after a 2 weeks, devs will hold 93% of all coins in circulation.

Maths is fun!



I must hand it to you though, devs, this announcemnet and the website is very refreshing.

Cryptos needs some humour, well done! 

As far as I am concerned, I will give up mining the coin after 15minutes if I don't get anything and 30minutes if I get something

Now this made all my wasted time reading this thread worth while :)

RPC port? Conf file name? Wallet password protected and 15 minutes early?

Or will you dump it all on us on launch and let the pools take it like most coins?

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Almost time!

Now, if you want a working client in the near future we don't have time to answer all your questions right now so let me fill you in on a little bit of what's going on. So first of all - we will make sure that the git is up and everyone has the client before any pools start mining. If that means pushing the launch back so be it.

So to explain a little about what we're checking - as we mentioned before we had to rework the reward curve. To get it to be continuous it involves a 3rd order polynomial with a rather large exponential coefficient (10^-14 to be exact). As we were finalizing the code we foresaw that the potential buffer overflow that could result from the calculation, particularly as the block number gets higher. So we've been working to make sure that everything is fundamentally correct rather than rush to get out code that might break... just not right away.

We'll give an update on the launch soon and try to give an estimated time-frame for when the source will be released. To all the pools that have posted, we appreciate you supporting our coin and once we have everything online we'll be turning our support to you to make sure that everyone's up and running so we can distribute the hash as much as possible. We'll probably look into something like an irc chatroom or something of that nature to provide launch support for you guys so bear with us for a little.

Arite enough of this, I got work to do. Peace.

The excuse about the pre-mine is bogus.

You can rent miners from BetaRigs.com if you don't have any rigs.

Good luck!

  LOL TY FOR WASTING MY EVENING

What the fuck is this shit?  No bounty for first major exchange to list?  Greedy bastards.  Too much work to list, gonna take a nap instead.

PS:  Epic OP, much love.

Rami

Idiots. Website shit is true with "lazy ass skills" :D

You mean Copy paste is a lot of work? and nowadays scammers says the premine is less than 1 persent but they make small rewards and 90 sec block time. what a greedy you are!

haaa,childrens day

Kinder Tag

Surprise surprise. Big mouth dev no trousers  ;D

Bunch of incompetent homos...

do you have exactly time for launch?

Agree.. a little more specific would be nice lol

What a bunch of kids. Mang, like you seen a new shiny toy and you want it now now NOW!

...right after saying that it is shit.

Patience! PATIENCE! Rocket is already warming up!

+1  ;)

+1

BOOOOOOOOO  :D

so this is fake ? https://www.altcoincalendar.info/coins/503-BS

haha, btw, in 19mnts, u're goin to launch?
or u'll change the launch time again???

am warming up my rig now  ;D

It shouldn't take more than a day- max.
Judging from sweat literally flowing and dripping from our leading coder's forehead, it should take like few hours.

Ok, thanks.

such a unpredictable launch , drive me up from my bed ,but....

Good luck suckers - thought this might be a good idea - but those block rewards - lol.   Bravo devs at least you made us laugh.  As for the fools who still want to mine this, you're welcome to it and if you are that stupid you deserve to be ripped off.  All the best:)

I might come back later just to have a laugh but won't be mining this BS:)

is this bs lol

You are joking right?

i think its bs  lol 2mins

Who likes ice cream?

complete BS, even more than Purecoin 2 days ago...

I've been keeping myself awake to mine this coin from the start. Now, I should go to bed.

all the pools are ready, wtf you doing dev...asshole...

well its is all bs come on dev wtf could be the holdup geese

booo or yay?

some then open your pool for HTMLcoin then come on

i hear ya  lol

http://s12.postimg.org/5oihibvsd/123123.jpg

YAYYYY  :D

500k premine, 18 coin blocks, hmmmm.....

Well ya know what, I'm going to be dead honest here: thank you everyone! Because after literally days of straight calculations and coding, I try help people understand what we're doing in between hours of work and return to pages of shit talking... and you know what, I fucking love it. For there to be this much arbitrary shit talk must mean we're doing something right here.

So any legitimate questions might have to wait for me to have time to weed through this crap pile, but I will do my best to answer all of them. As for the rest of you - keep on hating ;D

"50 told me, go 'head, switch the style up and if they hate then let 'em hate and watch the money pile up."

 ??? You do this to us just to see some funny pictures eh?   ;D

plz tell me what holds up a coin launch i mean what can go wrong at the last min?

we think,this launch tease china miners

I like you guys already.

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Love this style haha

KICK SOME ASSes WOHOOOO
LONG LIFE BS!!! B*tchSlap  :D
juz jokin buddy  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Shot to the wall.

Me too!

finishing lines of code, that's what hold launch up.
Keyboards are on fire comrade.


https://i.imgur.com/NKJmgJj.jpg

hihihi
we're still waiting, btw, u guys better put some digit on the calendar
so they wont keep knocking ur door  ;D

We wanted to a create a coin that does not fucking suck. That's pretty much it, I know you want some long drawn out bullshit about how we are here to improve the world's economy and fill a gap in the crypto-currency community or some other made up, bullshit, in a million years philosophy but in all honesty we just want something THAT FUCKING WORKS.



Not the best of starts eh. Maybe you should've finished coding the coin before posting a launch date and fucking up before you even get to the first hurdle.

you mean about 23 hrs from now right

really ??   give us the link?

haha,

+1000

make that 6    https://www.altcoincalendar.info/calendar

::)
http://i49.tinypic.com/2qamf5s.jpg

530 what time zone geese

Do you have a launch time or should I just wait for the tomorrow coins ?

So what will be this "non random time" ?

Not telling anything (or "few hours") sounds like random to me...

Maybe im wrong, but your shown blockrate is 1 Block per 90 Seconds?  Time/Block 90 !

So shouldnt it be like this ?

• 0.66 Blocks/Min
• 40 Blocks/Hour
• 960 Blocks/Day
• 6720 Blocks/Week
• 349440 Blocks/Year

?!?

P.S.:
Your Premine is 27777 Blocks high, how long it will take to mine you can calculate yourself :P

Why are you claiming 0% fees when the dashboard shows 0.99%?

We have pushed the launch to June 1st at 18:30 EST (GMT -4).

Thats more like it :D

HAHAHA, omfg best ANN ever. So mining and bag holding this because fuck you.

I like this ann :)

0.5% * 100mil = 500000 coins

with 18 coins per block this is around 27777 blocks - around month premine


greedy and incompetent
Wish you luck dev

Eish, that is one huge pre-mine... :\

There's better coins launching tomorrow and this week, let's move on and forget this total crap.

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People are saying that it's all over with this coin.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!

Now who's with me?

This was funny....at first....
Should have just kept your mouth shut

So guess what motherfucker? Your absolutely correct and we would like to thank you for actually being, I believe, the only person to actually check any of the calculations! If you would like, once the coin is launched please send me a pm with your address and you will most definitely be rewarded for calling us out on our fuckup. BitSlap is a two-way street, you call us out and your right - you win.

Anyway, my brain has reached its max capacity for one day but let me just touch on the pre-mine amount, block numbering, and show you how the modified distribution looks. In regards to the amount being high - if you look at it as a single account that I'm going to greedily be sitting on waiting to dump the second this coin is released on a market than your absolutely right. But that's not our goal - the current team consists of 6 people each working on different aspects with different levels of involvement so you need to consider that its not a singular amount. Second, we don't have any massive rigs nor did we rent any hashpower (heh, if you did - congratulations, your the first to officially get bitslapped) so any coin claiming 0% premine is either going to instamine or find some other scam to get it regardless.

But with all that being said and especially with the numbers being redistributed, I do tend to agree it may be a little high and I'm open to *some legitimate feedback* on what you all feel a fair number is. Also, we're looking for people that would be willing to contribute to BitSlap and essentially become part of the development group. To this end while we still intend to offer some of the typical bounties, once we're on track we plan to focus development into a few key projects and we would like to use a portion of that bounty to give to members willing to either contribute or take on some of these. It seems like there's always a lot of people looking to contribute to various coins in some way and it seems to me they're generally ignored by the developers so that's where the intent stems from.

So real quick in regards to how many blocks it would take and those concerns, the answer is that its going to be built into the first few blocks and then switch over to the actual curve. Done. That was easy.

And here's a look at the modified distribution thanks to Pelk:
https://i.imgur.com/Kxf484y.png (http://imgur.com/Kxf484y)

So I'll put up some reference numbers similar to the other ones in the morning but i guess the moral of tonight for everyone is shittalk + math = results. Peace bitches!

 ;D because the only also interesting coin tomorrow also delays (FLUX) im still with you BITCH

We don't give a fuck anymore. Unless you make us laugh a bit more. ;)

around month premine ;D
and the question, are you still waiting for mine it or out of this coin?

                                                            Almost there!!!

http://shrani.si/f/2f/Zq/4OshoZvm/calendar-forum-logo.jpg (https://www.altcoincalendar.info/coins/503-BS)

Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor  ;D And looks like it's all over with this coin  :P

No IPO, that is a good news.

Which pool you wanna join?  ;D

yup, but dev is too greedy. I'm out!
hmm I'll consider mining this coin if dev reduces the number of premine.

;D ;D ;D

Why is everyone up in arms about a 0.5% premine?!?

Ok, so i understand there are three people working on this coin and maybe more? so that is about 0.16% max each.  The dev group should be entitled to the premine if they put in the effort and create value in the coin, which will unavoidably require them to use their own assets, be it time, fiat, BTC, or the premine.

There is nothing wrong with dev's pre-mining. What one does have to take into consideration is the math of it all. 0.5% sounds like very little, but its misleading when one takes the block rewards and block times into consideration. a 1% premine on a 2 week pow/pos coin is one thing, a 0.5% pre-mine on a 15 year coin is something different altogether.

Say this coin launches successfully (no reason why it shouldn't). After a month of hashing, there will be a total of approximately 1million coins in circulation. Half those coins will belong to the dev through the premine. Which is fine if you trust the dev to sit on his premine and use it only for bounties and dropping a few  coins on the exchanges to get some volume going. So at the end of the day with this particular coin the devs are asking us to trust them a lot more than we have to with other similar coins.

As with all coins, it's a judgement call. The unfortunate fact is, lately the altcoin game has engendered very little trust in devs due to the amount of one-off coins that failed because of greedy developers dumping that premine on the market as soon as it gives them a viable profit. Will the bitslap devs be different? No way to tell, but the size of the pre-mine leaves all the options in the hands of the dev's, and all the trust in the coin will have to come from the miners.

I have been involved in many coin launches and messaged the dev about this. The problem is the math in relation to the block rewards vs. premine.  While .5% sounds small, it is HUGE. 500,000 coins in the devs hands while miners are getting a thousanth of a 22 coin block reward (when they hit a block), leaves miners getting like .0002 coins/day, even large farms would only get a few coins/day which means NOTHING next to a 500,000 pre-mine.  SO the current premine/rewards ratio is very unfair and NOT worth mining at all.  I have messaged the dev to offer my help and advice for a successful launch, but either the premine needs to go down by a factor of 100X or the block rewards need to go up by a factor of 100x, or by a factor of 50X for both, or the coin will fail, plain and simple.

+++

Hm soudns reasonable I did never think it that way.
@DEV you pointed out, that you would be willing to discuss that point.
This would be a good moment to give a statement.

0.5% premine is too much for the shit block rewards. just like litecoinx.
i am out.

WTF The Japs bombed pearl harbor!!! not those fuk'n Germans, however we dealt with both of them accordingly lol

 8) Correct we did not bomb pearl harbor, we tried to bomb the freakin' rest, and got fucking BITSLAPT  ;D

.

I don't have any strings on my guitar but i'm going to play you a tune.

I don't have wheels on my car, would you like to come for a drive?

please... find a business that you actually know something about.
Another BS ShitCoin.

Yeah we all knew alrdy you r thinking about your benefit ;D  90sec block time and 22 reward. just rofl  ;D

Can you put the wallet up so we can set it up?????????????

Not fair i guess
So after whole 1 year of mining- there will be only 500,000 coins in all- and the devs already have the same amount.
Block reward shall be increased many folds or premine reduced many folds to make it attractive as some one else said.

Hope the devs take some fu***ng action on this ASAP. :)

::)

Can we trust the devs not to dump the premine when we can't trust them to type the right numbers into a spreadsheet?

another shitty block reward/supply ratio

0.5% is huge in comparison to the a tiny 22 coins per block

Too many voices raised but didn't see dev's reply. Come on!

LOL, and nothing against Germans either, my sons mother is mostly German, so he has a lot of German in him.... maybe that's where he gets his ornery "know it all" attitude from sometimes lol :)

So are we launching today??????? would be nice for an update

+1

Seriously, if you are thinking of mining this... I have a bridge I can sell to you.

1 2 3 ...begin... ;D

:-)

maybe you should rename your coin in "mostbitslapedcoin"   ;D

Well Just in case I have my miners ready to go lol....time will tell?

meanwhile in Japan :

http://media3.giphy.com/media/bJAi9R0WWOohO/giphy.gif

Apparently dev failed math class thinking 22coins/blk vs 500k premine was a genius idea. Prob why hes on here trying to strike it rich.

IF it launches and I don't see a high network hash in a short time,,,,,, its dead before it leaves the gate most likely.... has to be a widespread interest at launch, it seems lately, with all these x11 :)

In the mean time ill keep mining this Yamashitcoin lol

LOL ive been on that since launch.  It should be on trex within a day or two.  Ill be suprised it hash is high on this launch with a huge premine.  Huge in terms of the 1year cap of coins around 15mil according to devs chart.  Most coins last only a month or two if that anyway so ..prob closer to a 5-6% premime.

what does that really mean?

1 hour away!  We're gearing up!

Agree lol, ya me too on the mine since launch,, keep looking for an exchange,,,but yes it has held up this long the hash ,,, amazing,,,, I was just bored so I decided to mine it... and had finished mining out pure coin,,, which I really hit a home run with that coin  ;D

Well this coin seems pointless...I'll mine it.

A lunch pool? what will we eat? chicken strips? lol  ;)

I suppose after all the crap that went down when pure coin launched and then the stellar end results it had, anything is possible....

I love chickenstrips!  

I love the pools even better....good pool operator ladies and gen't, even better when you pour some Buffalo wing sauce on it! LOL

Ready for Launch

This is such bullshit. I just rented a bunch of rigs.

wow you are like an X11 gpuc, are you planning to sell gpu ?  ;D
Don't forget to put all the block at 1BS for  1 or 2 days (forgot you already did that... compared to your premine)

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha. I like this coin!

I know what ya mean about the Buffalo wing sauce, I grew up near Buffalo! Home of the Buffalo Wings ( and chicken strips to) if u prefer lol Think I'll start a pool and call it BuffaloWings Pool  ;D


WHAT!!! while I was typing another delay??? come on devs the only reason I'm here is because of you no bullshit attitude coin lol

I like it too because I won't have to copy and paste a config file to participate in the forking of the coin

Delay as in: we almost have it right in another 20 minutes? 99.9% or another day? 99%

I wouldn't be mad about 20 minutes. :)

Me neither, almost come to expect it, but they already have used up all their "time outs" here

They need to shit or get off the pot and come back in a few weeks or something when they know that got it right.

This really is a BitSlap.. won't even bother checking ANN for relaunch.

ummm...

http://www.pics4crypto.com/slap3.gif

you are kidding all of us ,man .  hate you .

..so what now , is there another fail ?

Now that's a bitchslap! lol

remove language settings. remove some language and recompile.
   

oh fuck off!  >:(
just ignore this fuckin coin ppl

NEXT!

inglorious basterds

Shit, where the Launch and

I wasn't going to mine this but the announcement along with the sweet website and now all the delays.....kinda like a train wreck...you don't want to watch but you can't stop.

Fuck it, I'll point my lil r270 at this for a couple weeks....

Please give us a new Launch Date/Time asap

Youll be wasting your time. This will never launch.

you shitfaced cockmasters.

Exactly, dont you get it guys? it's just a prank!

::)

The donkey !FUCK!

I need your opinion guys. Should we vote now for fail of the month or just after the launch? ( the what? ok sorry..the possible launch) :P

horrible lol...

OMG
delayed again ;D
shit coin???

This has to be a joke... no one would rent rigs for this coin.

Don't worry, only a total retard would mine that shittycoin now.

Thread was worth reading, but only for the bunny .gif!

love that gif

MingoPool is a scam!

Search the 365coin thread for "mingopool", TONS of complaints.   He stole 0.38 365 from me.  On the day I discovered it that amount was worth USD$352 !  Other complaints of him using miners credentials on other pools and changing the payout address.  Stupid to reuse credentials, but still NOT COOL! It's amazing the pool ops can screw over the community and continue operating under the same name.

From his site: "We recompiled the cpu and gpu miners with a few fixes for our stratum. They will improve your hashrate 5% ~ 30% depending your hardware."  How much do want to bet that if you run his binary next to your wallet that your coins will mysteriously go missing. 

Since we are trying again tomorrow,
DEVS, can you reconsider increasing block rewards and decreasing
the pre-mine to make this coin worth mining, and have
a long life?

You are trying again tomorrow?? Long life?? Hahahah..every day is a new day for this coin!

scam??

Launch failde? :'(

oooo wow,

guys your credibility is dropping by the our.......... you just bitslapping! your self hard in the face ,
get your bit shit together before ann, and you did premined this right ? and that runs oke ?????????

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whre is the dve

Tell us the launch time~

The devs have had a crisis of conscience and decided to save all you morons who want to mine it from yourselves!

This is some next level trolling by the "devs". Lol.

Agreed ;)

Lol the more and more i read and check up on this coin, the more i believe its a scam disguised as a scam ( reverse psychology )

Yet people are still desperate to be scammed by it.  I think the developers are doing a public service by "outing" these people so that they can receive the help they need.

wallet?

Yeah people are stupid nowdays. As if there are not so many coins to choose! But...they want to mine Bitshit. Well ok, it's everyone's right so let them be big bagholders of horseshit. ;)

You think that's bad...

For the past week I've had 23.3% of my country's workforce dedicated to producing an X11 ASIC strictly for the purpose of mining BitSlap!

Funny, I already have an X11 ASIC,
and if you turn the knob up, it goes to X13.

Bdump bump!

lol, you're quite the asshole.

dead....

only an a hole would put his btc address up for free money

so this just died I guess...

It was a great joke though.

i am a bit happy i didnt follow what happened with this coin :/