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This is an upped bounty from my previous thread:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83597.0 https://bitcointalk.org/Themes/custom1/images/icons/quick_lock.gif

Current bounty includes:
3 BTC
Life time web hosting. (Linux/cPanel)
Life time domain. (.com, .net, .org, .biz or .info)
A free TizzyTazzy shirt when available.

I run a web hosting company (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_hosting_service) that accepts BTC through BitPay (https://bit-pay.com/) as well as traditional currencies and am in the process of getting a complete website design remodel and a crazy/friendly mascot character to go with the name. The site link is in my signature.

I'm looking for a fresh cool crazy spontaneous slogan. Nothing generic like "Web Hosting Solutions" -- something unique and different.  Don't be shy and offer as many slogans as you want. :)

If I like it enough to use your slogan I'll send the bounty your way! Have fun and thanks for your help.

Some tips:
Don't use TizzyTazzy or Host in the slogan itself.
The target audience is everyone in general, from personal dummies who know nothing to tech geeks to big businesses.
No technical or BTC slogans, we simply accept and support BTC, TizzyTazzy doesn't revolve around it.

On another note:
If your in the business of making animated presentation videos, feel free to shoot me a PM with specifics, work you have done, pricing, etc.

Current possible choices:
TizzyTazzy - Solutions you'll RIOT for
By: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=58854

...where farmers (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=82853.msg912994#msg912994) watch the clouds
http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/00/55/65/700-00556592w.jpg

Let me know if you like any of these:

TizzyTazzy - Clearing your corner of the Internet!
TizzyTazzy - Pushing (Showing, presenting) you to the world!

We think that $15 will pay for a good slogan! Yes, we're that CHEAP!

I still like "The Host with the Most!"  :D

but the one above me is pretty funny.

"We're not Linode!"

Not very relevant to hosting.  :)


They aren't bad.


Similar slogans have already been regurgitated several times on the last thread. Thanks for the insult though.

Unfortunately a budget for a slogan is last on the list and "professional" slogan services charge a similar price.


It isn't bad but very generic, it has been used by several hosts in the past. This market is very over-saturated.


That event was very unfortunate to happen, Linode is a very well respected host in the web hosting community, I don't know all the specifics, but it simply proves the fact that any company large or small can be compromised.

I take it you didn't care for either of mine, then?

I was in the process of updating my post above. They aren't bad but still pretty generic. Thanks for your contribution!

Creative collaboration is usually more of a two-way street. You might need to provide more info.

What does your company focus on? What's it's big selling point? What single quality of TizzyTazzy makes you most proud?

Asking for a "fresh cool crazy spontaneous" slogan is itself a little generic. Can you narrow down your focus here? Short or long? Buzzword-heavy or sassy-yet-vague? Should it bring attention to something about the company, or just grab people's attention directly (and what are your limits on how bold such an attention-grab should be?)

The more descriptive you are, the more people will know about what you want (and what you don't want.)

I'm looking to see what others come up with based on what I already described, I'm open to anything that I could possibly end up liking.

how about:

"You'll like it."

TizzyTazzy: We're better than we sound  :P

"Quality Hosting Services Since 1337"

"This Aint Charlottes Web... Hosting"

<Insert witty slogan here>

TazzyTizzy - Let's get busy!  ;D

Man I can't wait to use your service!

"Open Lifestyle"

Share your LIFE STYLE :)

Build your Style !

Share your DreaMs !

Spread your Dreams !

Every other post you make is insulting/flamming/trolling someone.

I understand this must be a place where you take out worldly issues on, but please keep the harassing out of my threads.

Ofcourse they do. ::)

This isn't a place to argue about people who don't understand security, this is a thread asking for a slogan. If you have any issues you can open up your own thread or visit webhostingtalk.com.

Yes please stay on topic.

Hey that works! "We stay on topic" :P

Not bad, but I can't see that in a commercial that has meaning to many people.


These aren't bad, they seem more directed towards social networking though.

awwww... Did I hurt your feelings?

And dude, WHT, really? FFS... That's a place for 17 year olds who think they'll make a fortune on the hosting business.

Taking your site higher

No hurt feelings really, but the arrogance is getting annoying.

WebHostingTalk is the #1 place to go for web hosting resources/feedback/etc. I'm not sure what you have against them, they are a freedom of speech forum that play a very huge part in the web hosting industry.

First, some free love for all :
:-* :-* :-*:-* :-* :-*:-* :-* :-*



Then, some other propositions :

"Connect the dots"

"Join the dots"

Join our Database :)

Do the link !

Tizzy Tazzy where the hosting is snazzy!
Tizzy Tazzy, we're snazzy!

Tizzy Tazzy - web-hosting with a twist
Tizzy Tazzy - our definition of perfection
Tizzy Tazzy - welcome to your very own paradise

'Tis a far better host than most

  :)

Clearing the (cob)ewbs from the web!

The best host, but we try not to boast

I guess if you want to do a commercial, you gotta be more serious.

E.g:

TizzyTazzy ... because we know trust has to be earned.

or

TizzyTazzy ... because hosting expertise matters.

"[Where] your trust is a must."

Can I ask you a question, from where/what does "TizzyTazzy" come from ?

TizzyTazzy, where the web works wonders!

Tizzy Tazzy - We Make Your Web Happy

Tizzy Tazzy - We Make Your Biz Happy

Tizzy Tazzy - We Make Your Web Classy

Tizzy Tazzy - We make the web, so you don't have to

Tizzy Tazzy - Not Just a Series of Tubes

No gag bandwidth handles your load easily.

From ashes to hashes

I can only recommend reading TT's reaction over here and then think over, if he/she will ever find any slogan acceptable....

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83921.0

"TizzyTazzy - We close every thread."

Ok. That's enough trolling for my part.

If you honestly thought someone was going to post up a slogan I'd like in a matter of days then that is your problem.

Harassing/stalking me on other threads isn't going to get you anywhere.

For those who actually contributed to my threads and this forum community, I'd like to personally thank you. It is very much becoming an embarrassment to support a community that is filled with these types of people who seem to have one goal in mind, which is to bring down, attack, insult, and harass others.

Quit being so sensible pal (or gal?) and start handling the issue properly :)

you didn't answer my question:

The issue is indeed being taken care of properly. I see it every other post and every other person, people seem to have no reason for the actions they choose on this forum and it is sickening to constantly read messages from trolls.

Maybe it is because I'm use to forums that are well moderated and respected. Negative feedback is great, but personally attacking stalking and insulting people for nothing makes me sick.

Sorry for not answering your question yet, I was distracted from the above users issues, just a discouragement from coming here.

Anyway, TizzyTazzy is just a name I thought up with that wouldn't be so generic to the common web hosting business names, most hosts use something like "namehereHOST" or "HOSTnamehere".

I also wanted to have a friendly crazy/looney mascot that would represent TizzyTazzy, just some visions I had and liked.

Nice  :D

Let's work together, trolls included, and make you a new and shiny slogan  :)

I was thinking a few hours ago at the name you chose for your service and an instant question came in... are your sure you did chose the right name for it ? Is sounds real funny, like a mascot name or anything else, but not like a serious hosting service, just my opinion i'm not bashing you or your business. I would have liked "Tizz Cloud"  or "Tizz Hosting" for example and the mascot's name be "Tizzy Tazzy". Looking for a nice and original slogan would be more easy if the "base" inspires something serious and stable. What do you think ?

"Tizz Hosting, come with us in/on the cloud".

Google sounds serious.
Yahoo sounds serious.
Bing sounds serious.
GoDaddy sounds serious.

I could go on but you get the idea.

TizzyTazzy has been a name people either love or hate, either way, the name will remain. If you can't understand the concept of the name, then you probably won't be able to come up with a slogan for it.

A serious business doesn't need what society might label as a serious name.

Fine, point taken. Let's keep that in mind. You got two words in there and "tazzy" is the one making me nervous, dunno why, will have ask a psychologist on it.

So how about this:

"Tizzy Hosting,
come with us in/on the cloud"

This is all very offtopic, but I feel the same way about the name, IMO a name change is required. I personally wouldn't host my site at a hosting company that gave off the impression of being non-serious, I'd prefer a company who's branding gave me confidence in their service (Rackspace, Softlayer for example)

This guy said the same thing:

http://www.webhostingstuff.com/comments/TizzyTazzy-33403.html

Your too focused on trying to be professional/serious.

-Slogan shouldn't include any part of the name.
-Shouldn't include any word such as host or technical mumbo jumbo.

The target audience is everyone in general, so the part about the cloud (as well as host) might not be understood by many, plus that is a very generic slogan, I remember seeing lots of similar slogans when cloud specific hosting started booming.

You really have to understand where I'm coming from with the name.

At this point, I may drop having a slogan all together as some have suggested I do.

Ever heard of a business that under promises what they offer or seems like they might not be that great?

This is also part of why I chose the name, many businesses over promise and try so hard to look what society deems professional, that when you go to use the service you find out it is garbage.

I absolutely love the fact that this guy came in with low expectations only to be very much surprised.

Overall, business is great for the little amount of advertising that has been done so far, and like I said the name has been a "you hate it" or "love it" situation. The name gives something people to talk about, and I love that.

Maybe it is because I'm left handled that the way I think is unusual or different.  :P I'm fine by that.

On a side note I just got a PM from someone who can't post yet, the first slogan I actually would consider using. I think this guy has the right idea.


Solutions you'll RIOT for

Thank you I will add this to the list of possible choices.  :D

The word solutions isn't something that appeals much to me, so it may be modified a bit if I do go with this.

You got that right because is right, and you ?


My proposal can be used with or without the company name. It doesn't include any tech "mumbo-jumbo", "cloud" is as generic as it gets, i don't get what you meant by that. IT professionals know what a "cloud" is on internet, normal users that want to host a server think is a "high level-quality" hosting.


I'm looking forward to it as per my previous question.


So you're not determined about having a slogan that everyone likes after all. You're demotivating me with those statements  :-\

So you're saying the name prepares people to expect poor service? English isn't my first language, but I've reread that post many times and that sounds like the gist of it.

When I hear Tizzy Tazzy hosting, it reminds me of "silly little girl hosting inc". Thats the impression it gives me, doesn't make it seem like a very reliable service. Thats just my opinion though & I assume other people think differently, but paraipan seems to think the same, and so does that reviewer.

Cloud is technical since anyone to understand this term would have to know what meaning it would have in the first place in the web hosting/tech world.

Like I said, I'm trying to target everyone, from grandmas to 10 year old coders/hackers.

I'm sorry I'm demotivating you, I try to be honest and true when I give my opinions.  :)

I'd say that most people would understand what cloud means, thanks to Apple's iCloud service and Microsoft's TV marketing campaigns ("to the cloud").

Most people I know anyways understand the term.

Not to expect poor service, but not to expect the best either. You have to understand some marketing to get where I'm coming from. One type of good and honest marketing is to never over promise or fluff everything up, but to under promise what you offer leaving people that do use the service inclined to leave positive feedback.

Of  course the more popular business practice is to appear professional, over promise this and that, etc. I personally don't choose a host by its name and I pretty much foresaw these types of comments, it was to be expected.

Right, most people you know. As it be, most people I know personally aren't very technical and have Apple products, if I asked them to explain what Cloud meant to them they would all say something very different.

And that reference to cloud has very different meanings in different areas of both the real world and technical world.

Ok so you're avoiding the name origin question, i understand.

You seem to have an issue at knowing what your market is, if you ask me, because grandmas don't host internet websites but they try to make an effort to use them.

How are the "clouds" on the sky technical ? By using "cloud" you send them the message that sky is the limit. Just ponder a few moments on the technicality of the word "cloud". A cloud is a cloud and you see it on the big blue skies.

Your honesty is much appreciated. How old are you if I may ? I'm still 28 until July 13  :D



You said general audience. Everyone understands whatever he likes when seeing the "cloud" reference, exactly your goal in the OP.

I would also say that less people know what web hosting is than know what cloud is, and much less would be interested in buying hosting.

When I heard tizzy tazzy, first word reminded me of someone getting in a tizzy (kind of appropriate when I read the thread)

(UK) A state of panic or confusion
Don't get yourself in a tizzy, now, dear.

A state of nervous excitement or confusion; a dither.
A highly excited and distracted state of mind.

But at first I mistook it for tissy

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Tissy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tissy%20fit

& the second word sounds like a pet name or some Aussie slang for a Tasmanian devil

https://i.imgur.com/ymUFh.jpg

What origin question? I have no reason to try to avoid anything, but I am doing literally about 20+ things at one time on my computer, so I may miss something here and there.

The "issue" about knowing what my market is would be a matter of opinion and who I choose to target. As it so happens I do host websites for older people who don't have much technical experience and it also so happens that my grandmother who does sponsorship for college students came to me the other day asking about how and where to get a website.

I'm 22* and have been working with web hosting related businesses since I was 14.  :)

Yay, you too on the "lucky" number, heh



From where/what does the name come from ?


Try focusing for a moment, like we do right now, and let's come up with something.



I get that allot but the elder people usually want... an e-mail.  ;D There are some exceptions off course.



Like we all did some time in our lives. That's how we all started.

I keep my stance, "Come with us in/on the cloud/s"

(Come with us in the clouds,
Come with us on the clouds,
Come with us in the cloud,
Come with us on the cloud)

I did answer your origin question..

Yeah she did tell me all about the conversation she had that included: "well we have a facebook page, does that count as a website?".

I'm sorry but again those terms are too generic or I'd have to say over used. Cloud services are a service on its own, if all I did was offer cloud hosting then I'd be much more open to those type of slogans. At this moment I don't even offer cloud hosting, but will in the future.

Found it. So you want a generic/any audience slogan to go with a "special" company name that doesn't appeal everyone. I can say the name is kind of... sleazy, you wouldn't want to pass that to your audience. The public doesn't know you or your company personally so the first impression is everything. You have a very limited space in your name and slogan to pass important info about yourself to your clients. Maybe your name will be a verb in the future just like "google" but you will have to listen carefully when people tell you their impressions.

Please get your facts straight before asking for other people's help and offering rewards, it seems like we started on the wrong foot here.

You don't offer "cloud" services like Amazon, we understand that. What are your services btw ?

From the website it looks like plain-old shared hosting (not cloud), dedi & VPS servers, SSL & domains.

I offer the same services as HostGator.

CloudHosting takes more resources/servers and at the moment cannot be offered, so I currently lean towards the most popular forms of hosting.

I'm sorry you feel this is very limited, but so far all you've provided were very limited and generic slogans and can see you are starting to take offense.

Anyway, this isn't a debate about my company name, why I chose it, etc. If you want to try a slogan, go for it. If not, please stop making this so complicated.

I'm trying to help you here, don't forget that. If we can come up with something and i helped, you can keep the reward. I would be more than pleased to know a new start-up was born and it accepts bitcoin too.  :)



It is, because the slogan is directly connected to it.



Ok. So let's take a look at their company name and see what it can reveal.

What message "HostGator" sends you ? Could be a... website hosting service fit like an alligator ? Or a home like an alligator's lair ?

No, this isn't a debate about the company name. The company name is chosen and will remain the same, if I decide to change it then maybe I'll make a thread for a new name though that isn't very likely.

While you might see the slogan being linked to the company name, and while this may be true, this does not open up a debate for a name change.

I simply asked for what I asked. I would like people to come up with something based off the information I already provided, if this isn't enough for you then I don't think this task very much suits the expectations you have.

Thanks for the feedback.

You welcome. Good luck with your venture.

TizzyTazzy we're not Spazzy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spazzy),
We'll host your shit & it won't cost a bit.  :P

edit: second part of second line still needs working on   :-\

TizzyTazzy we ain't Spazzy,
Host your shit for half a Bit.

Host your shit with TizzyTazzy,
We give you love & nothing spazzy.

Host your Shit with TizzyTazzy,
Keep it cool & keep it Jazzy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jazzy)

Host your shit with TizzyTazzy
keep it fly & keep it jazzy

Host your shit with TizzyTazzy
keep it fly & make it jazzy

- my grandma liked the last one best

Winrar. +9001

This forum has more sock puppets than Jim Henson. Their very goal is to disintegrate the community. Treat them as such.

"Connecting what matters."

"Simplicity in a complex world"

"Changing the game"

"Where relationships are born"

"Expanding the horizon"

"Your one-way ticket to security"

"A perfect solution in an imperfect world"

"Your IP is V.I.P."

"Turn your IP into V.I.P"

"Everything else is just plain dumb"

"We work hard so you don't have to"

"The final word in hosting"

"Satisfaction.  Guaranteed.  Every time."

"When you're not happy, we go broke"

TizzyTazzy - Be our guest!

"TizzyTazzy - We are your reliable host with extremely low cost"

-fankih-

Host with the best, #%@§ the rest.

TizzyTazzy - Our prices are so great, they'll send you into a tizz!
TizzyTazzy - Internet Importance

A lot of great ideas here, why don't you just chose one?

Tizzy Tazzy - "Real whois information!"

"No need to get all up in a tizzy."

"A service to troll the haters."

"Tizzy Tazzy -- Tantrum Solved"

"WINNING"

"awful name, exceptional hosting"

"Horrible Slogan, Great Hosting. I mean you have to compensate afterall."

*takes a bow*