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Hey fellow lenders, I'm just putting this out there because my cars getting old and I'd rather get one now than later.  Here's the deal, you would buy a used car for about ~17k USD and have it shipped to me.  I would then repay you double the amount of the full car value within a year.  Payments would begin after one month.  I'll pay $500/month for the first three months, then I would pay $1000/month for a few months, $2000/month, etc. until the $34,000 is paid off.  You can keep the title in your name till it's repaid if it gives you more confidence, I don't care, as long as I'm driving it.

I could buy the car myself in a few months time, but I really could not care less if I paid twice the amount to get it a little bit earlier.

This is no bullshit.  If you're interested, we can discuss it more however you'd like.  There are already some members on this forum that know my personal information, I wouldn't mind sharing what may be necessary to get a car.

Thanks to all of you lenders for your support.

dude

So you recent request for more deposits into your "bank" was really to help you get a car?

Also, let me know when you'll pay me the money you owe me.

This thread needs some popcorn lol

You can get a decent used car for a couple thousand bucks, dank.  Why be choosy when you can't afford it?   

Not jumping on the  Bash Dank So Much trend; just saying that you might have better luck with potential lenders setting your sights a little lower. 


Frank

Oh jeez its dank again, what a forum-legend.  ::)

No, where did I say that?  This is separate from Dank Bank.

I pay you when you acknowdge that I owe you nothing and you regress the comment of not being a man of my word.  You sure love to twist things around.

Frank, I already have a pretty nice car, just some costly parts are broken and it's just time for change. The point of this is because I want a certain car which will be the next car I get, this would just speed the process up so much faster.

I know it seems a little overly confident, but I know where my future is headed and this car will be a small expense in the long run.  I guess this is replacing the bike loan thread, I'll be buying that myself but this is more important.

If you have to borrow money in order to buy a car, maybe you should aim a little lower. You can buy a brand new Hyundai for significantly less than 17k.

omg this thread is wrong on so many levels..

1st  WHAT kind of CAR..!!

2nd PICS!!

3rd  Will you repay in big bags of sticky green stuff?? ;)

Dank is officially my favorite borrower. Hands down.

Twice a week, I come into the Lending section to see an amazing thread by dank. :D

I'm willing to discuss specific details about the car to potential investors.  I don't want a Hyundai, I am asking for a good quality car here, also a fast one.  Which you may think seems a little odd, but when I'm a well known musician I may just buy you one of your own.

I enjoy sharing.

I'm glad you all enjoy reading my posts, but please keep in mind they are of a serious nature, not a gimmick.

you ask for a lot... Million here, car there...

Hyundai makes a solid car with a great warranty. I know a lot of great (and well known) musicians that can't afford to buy one, though.

Why cant you get  bank loan for this ?

My big sister works for Toyota she can get me some great deals... but I will never buy a new car....... Way to much loss unless you can really afford to pay big $$$ for something great :)


Good luck with your LOAN even if you have bad credit, even in Canada they have those dealers that sell cards with the Timing device.

Needs one of Mike Hearn's smart contracts so the car has a gps tracking  and the ability to remotely disable it if the borrower defaults  :)

I also give back a lot.

I like the Hyundai Genesis coupe but there's better for that money. I believe people will want to pay me money when I'm a musician.

I have more bitcoin credit than credit credit, and fuck banks.

I have great credit, shit's been smooth as butter.

I'll just leave this here...

That's nice, exclude the part where I say I'd have no problem meeting someone to talk about a loan of that size.

Not much money in being a musician any more. Even for the big names. You're better off selling drugs.

I will make money as a musician and investor.  Lots.

Do you not believe they're real?

His forum name is dank - what is it you think he does? j/k

Grandiose statements are well and fine. Do you have a plan to get there?

Yes.

So how are you going to succeed where established, professional musicians with decades of experience and exposure are struggling?

If you guys had given him the million he wouldn't have needed to ask for a car now.

Simple, my music will be better, along with my voice.

Do you have a youtube channel?

I haven't heard any voice, but he posted this.
I was going to offer my services as a guitar instructor of 10+ years...but I assumed he was just trolling. Troll level=godlike.

WHAT kind of CAR!!!

A fast car. I'll tell you more if you're paying for it.

No trolling here. I'm not 14.

Oh lol

You want 17k, but you won't even say what kind of car??!!??

He'll need your services from what I've heard from that audio file. Get him started on the basics first please.

God I wish I could live dank's life of absolute dillusions of grandeur.

Just borrowed a chair to watch this... can any one borrow me popcorns and a large cola?
Hey, Silverbox, since you're going to pay him a car, can you pay one for me as well? :D

I highly doubt you would want to live my life of you knew what I've been through.

I've spent like 5 times more time on these forums than playing guitar. Once I can practice everyday is when I'll really sharpen my skills. But they have still improved so far.

Interesting that Micon is all over all these other threads but the obvious ones like this he's strangely missing....

Wanna buy my car? It's fast!

Interested in a 2003 BMW 325xi? Only $25K and I keep the title until it's paid.

Micoin doesn't know what he's talking about. Yes, some of those programs may be panzis, but they are not all. I know this for fact because Dank Bank is not a ponzi.

But are you implying this is some sort of scam?

Vampire, how fast?

yjackst, thanks for the offer, and I love BMWs, but 325 won't cut it, my current car's a V8.

If you're going to pay back your car loan being a musician you should probably show potential lenders your music, and be a REALLY fucking good musician...

What state are you in Dank? Would you be willing to take out 300k+ liability insurance on the car?

why exactly do you need a fast car? it's not like you're competing in a race or anything.

I'm implying that according to Micon he's out to save all the helpless in the lending thread that would be forever parted from their BTC. I'm not saying your a scam, but I would bet more on people who give you BTC losing them than those that give BTC to his list of "ponzi's". So I'm confused as to why he isn't in this thread "saving" us from certain loss. Perhaps he is sleeping in his "justice cave" right now preparing for another night of saving the BTC race.

I also make money as a bitcoin investor, I'll be able to pay it fine.  I wouldn't get in over my head for a car loan, I'm still hoping for a multi million dollar loan one day.

Not the right one. I don't know what sort of policy that'd involve but it doesn't really sound necessary when the car costs 17k.

I love driving fast. Raced a guy out of the blue yesterday and a cop passed us and turned around, I saw him first while the other guy was still accelerating, I dipped, don't know about him.

I see what you're saying, I disagree with your bet though. I couldn't concsciencely live with myself stealing people's money.

Oh, he did.
Dank, if you're not trolling, then what's the explanation here? Are you a big believer in The Secret?

Do you think it's bad? I think it's good for no experience. Jimi Hendrix only starts playing when he was 15.

V8 doesn't mean shit... What do you drive a crown vic ? 4.6L v8 with under 200 HP LOL.....


My 5 cylinder Volvo 850 turbo pushes 260hp.....


Subaru Imprezza WRX Sti, 4 cylinder turbo, 300+ HP stock, Will blow the doors off of most V8 mustangs no problem.....



That BMW would be a nice nice car....



 I think he just wants someone to lend him a huge amount of coins so he can take off and start his life over.....

No offense, and it is certainly more than i can do, but that wasn't good. I'm glad you believe in yourself Dank, but you need to have some thoughts of failure. Even great musicians don't always make it, due to circumstances or a lack of creativity. This entire thread reeks of Mania.

The insurance isn't for you, it's for me. If I own the car and you kill someone(high or not), the victim's family can sue me. I asking what state so I can check local laws.

Also, have you heard of delayed gratification? It's very sweet.

+1

My friend had a 850t(parent's old car). He was getting his emissions done and as he was pulling up to the dyno the woman said "I can barely handle those 850s" lol. That car is a sleeper, no one would know what it's packing.

V6 stock mustang is 300+
V8 stock mustang is 400+

Sounds like some marine animal echolocation with the pitch turned up or something. Is this even a song or just random guitar picking?

I'll sell you a '94 Ford Taurus Wagon for $4000 plus delivery. It goes a whopping 85 MPH according to the spedometer! (Hey, when you get up to 67ish, the car starts to vibrate too -- built in massage!)

Are you retarded?

You are for sure.


2012 Ford Mustang V6 - 305HP
2012 Ford Mustang V8 - 412HP

Right, and every single mustang is a 2012. He's clearly talking about the older ones.

And every single WRX is 2012. LOL.

2003 WRX is 220HP.
2003 V8 is 260HP

Even so the 2012 Mustang is an equal match for a stock WRX STi. Zero traction control issues versus a wasted 1st gear on the mustang. Might as well launch in second on the Mustang.

$3-4k in parts and the STi is around ~350awhp and wrecks the Mustang. $3-4k in parts on the Mustang and it's still roughly the same.

Source: 04 STi owner.

Come back when we're talking about a GT500. Brute power makes up for the traction misgivings of the platform.

Conan: <Points to the hood of his '92 Taurus SHO> "I call that the ranch"
Guy: "Why"
Conan: "It's where my 220 horses live"

Only video i could find:

http://www.noob.us/humor/conan-o-brien-talks-about-his-92-ford-taurus/

He said STI, go look up what most of them have.

STi has been ~250whp since it's launch in 2004.

I don't care about crank horses. Crank horses aren't real horses, we don't drive engine blocks through the corners and straights on a track.

Oh yea? That was a trick question, in US there were no STI models in 2003.

Whoops.

That basically sums up how I feel every day. lol.

What was a trick question? I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. no one mentioned 2003 except for you.

a) you came to the thread and called me a moron
b) i've proven that you're a moron and clueless about cars

In the end you two are bitching about comparable cars in similar price brackets with vastly different upgrade paths. This is like comparing an equal sized apple and an orange. Fuck it, they are both delicious in different ways. If all you do is keep the cars stock and race them in a straight line or around a track it doesn't matter as they are practically the same.

It only matters which car is which when you spend some time wrenching on the cars and fixing issues the manufacture created in order to satisfy the masses. Back seat? Don't need that. Soft suspension? Get that crap out of here. Quiet, limiting exhaust? Toss that too. Bitch less, enjoy driving more.

Let's just say I've beaten that BMW easily before. Don't take this the wrong way but I'd beat yours too. It's an old car but it's nice.

Your thoughts are completely wrong, I want money so I can take off with my life.

Mania. Heh that's a funny word. Delayed gratification is great but it's only delayed because you didn't make it happen sooner.

a) I called you a retard because you completely missed what the guy was saying. He said his "STI can blow the doors off most V8 mustangs. This is completely accurate. A stock STI will blow away any pre 2012 stock V8 mustang. You basically pulled a Dwight and said False.

b) Show your work. I don't know why you would bring up the horsepower numbers of a WRX when we are talking about a WRX STi. All i did was tell you that we were talking about an STi, not a plain WRXs. Again, you tried to pull a Dwight about how there were no U.S. 2003 WRX STis. I never asserted that there were. 

I don't own an STI and never have. I have a 2003 BMW 325xi, it's not fast. I'll probably get a Honda next.

I don't even care about mustang v. STi. However, if I had to choose, I would choose an STi over a 2012 stang. As others have said, it has a much easier upgrade path to some serious power, and being AWD, it can actually put that power down. In addition, its suspension is much better. The mustang is probably better with ladies.

I don't care if you think you know more about cars than me, it's not a concern of mine. I'm sorry if I offended you, it was not my intent.

I can confirm this. Ladies are all "what is that big wing for? Why does it have that big hump on the hood? Why does it make so many weird noises? Why is the backseat so uncomfortable? Why is the front seat so uncomfortable? Why isn't it automatic?"

Well, most dudes are the same way.. can't fault the ladies for judging an ugly car  :D The loud pedal is very fun though.

Nope wrong. You may be right about ONE single year - 2004, the only one year when STI blows a stang away. From 2005 Mustang were completely rebuilt. Also I can easily get Cobra's results for 2004, which is V8 (supercharged)

2004 V8 Mustang is about 260HP
2004 STI is about 300HP

2005 V8 Mustang is about 300HP
2005 STI is about 300HP

2011 V8 Mustang is about 400HP
2011 STI is about 300HP


I've said 2003. Idiot, do you get that were no 2003 STIs in USA? You're such a retard.

edit:

Pre 2012 comparison, from http://www.zeroto60times.com/

2011 Subaru Impreza WRX STI Limited Edition Sedan    0-60 mph 5.2    Quarter Mile 13.7
2011 Subaru Impreza WRX STI Sedan    0-60 mph 4.9    Quarter Mile 13.3
2011 Subaru Impreza WRX STI tS Sedan    0-60 mph 4.8    Quarter Mile 13.2

vs

2011 Ford Mustang V6  0-60 mph 5.3    Quarter Mile 13.8
2011 Ford Mustang GT 5.0    0-60 mph 4.5    Quarter Mile 13.0
2011 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500    0-60 mph 4.0    Quarter Mile 12.2

I downloaded it (against my better judgement), opened it in a music player, didnt hear anything, so I turned up my volume and wow, I heard some really good music!

Then I realized it was my internet radio that I had muted.

:).

Thank you all for your humorous input, I will post another clip one day.

The argument about the cars is irrelevant, BMWs are nicer with the ladies and faster.

A) Higher Horsepower does not equal faster. It tends to be that way, but not always. Traction, weight, torque curves, and gear ratios are all part of the 0-60 equation, not just horsepower.

This comparison proves nothing other than your stupidity:

2005 V8 Mustang is about 300HP
2005 STI is about 300HP

B) Yes, I know that there were no U.S. STi's in 2003. I never asserted that there were. I still don't understand why you keep bringing this up or why you think you "got me".

Let me make it clear to you

All 2010 and older stock Mustang GTs will get smoked by an STi of any year. This is a fact. This is his entire point.


Dank, I'm sorry for derailing your thread.

Did you miss my 0-60 results for pre-2012 models? I guess you didnt, since now you're saying pre 2010 and GT....

You're a liar and a moron.

LOLOLOOLOL @ at retard. What happened to STI vs Mustang V8?

No problem, hopefully more people will see my request that one may fulfill.

No one is gonna fulfill it till you tell us what kind of car!!  ;)

That's why you have to fulfill it to find out, keep it exclusive.

I will do it dank, send me PM

Nope I didn't. I didn't realize there was an engine upgrade to 2011 mustangs. Still, most STIs can do 4.5 0-60s, but that requires a high rev clutch drop, which isn't typically done by auto magazines. I take back what I said, a 2011 GT might keep up with an STI


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Nothing, most STis will beat most mustangs. I just made a more precise statement.


I think you mean "I guess you didn't" if i missed it, I wouldn't have made a made the more precise statement. Read above about the clutch drops.

I would have already, I just didnt' know what kind of car to buy :(

Now you're switching again from V8 to GT, what is the MSRP for 2004 STI ~32k? 2004 Cobra is within the same range.

Next time you called someone a retard, make sure you aren't one.

I really hope you're being willfully ignorant. I'll say it again, an STI will beat most V8 Mustangs.

I bet you're a popular person....

Dank, get an E55 :)

Oh crap look what I started..


My next toy is going to be a new Volvo C70 w/ T6 :)

man this is an easy fix, buy the car for yourself, let dank drive it, give him the deed to it when he pays you back + interest, like a simple bank loan.

FTFY

Banks do not hold the title to your car. They have a lean on the title.




I have cards with V8's .. I am anti V8...... I much rather a smaller lighter more fun to drive car.



and YES Volvo's are kick ass.. I don't race my car... I drive my family around in it. BUT it is nice to have some juice under the hood to play around once and a while...

Yeah, as long as he's willing to take out huge liability insurance, collision, comprehensive, uninsured motorist, and skimp on the no-fault.

Not sure where you live but in the US the bank holds the title. At least in every car loan I've ever had.

Mine had a lien. In NYC, title was under my name. The car was brand new though, financed through the manufacturer's credit unit.

That's what I've offered to do, I've written a contract but no (serious) takers so far.

I'd adjust for USD inflation too if you'd like.

Andrew, I don't need you coming in my threads changing my words around. I realize you must have loads of enjoyment to sit behind a computer screen and type gratifying remarks to boost your ego, but it's really not necessary.

Anyways, the new car I'm looking at is not a V8.

My ego needs no boosting and I come in your threads because IMHO their FUCKING RETARTED.



excuse my language but c mon dude......

In Canada.. You hold the title, there is a Lien haha I can't spell :)

Depends on the state in the US.  I know because I had a car in KY and VA.  In VA the bank keeps the title.  In KY you get the title but it reflects a lien by the holder of the note.   In VA when you pay it off the bank sends you the title and you send it to DMV and they issue a new title.  In KY when you pay it off they send you a letter clearing the lien you take that and the title and get a clear title.

Same difference either way the lendee's interest is protected.

^ That's exactly how they do it in Canada, eh :) You hold the title, The bank or lender has a lien on your title, once paid off title is clear,,


Weird thing in Canada is that you can still sell a car with a lien on the title......... I was going to buy a car, my first car 2002 Cavalier and it still had like $7500 owing on it when I went to put the car in my name... Lady at the License office said it's up to me if I want to take that chance....

Sounded a little defensive, I never said your ego needs boosting but its appearant that it is present.

FYI dank, if I was local to you and actually that kind of cash to throw around, I'd take you up (if everything checked out, of course.)

Sorry bud.. I am fine.. Hot wife, Amazing son. couple cars, all the toys a dude could want..... my penis size aint half bad either.


But you



Lend me 1-10 million lend me car money, lend me gas money, lend ALLL ThE BILLIONS.....  


Who what where?

You know what's sillier than street racing? Internet forum racing.  :D

^ or epeen comparison :P

I hate American V8's...... I am a fan of the Subaru's and Volvo's.... Go Team Volvo :D  damn Sweeds got these ugly things right :)

Not sure which is funnier: World's dumbest way to buy/sell a car, or the carmag wankers arguing over which is 'faster'. 

Dank: You can buy mine on lay-away.  It'll meet your needs. Start sending money now...

It really doesn't matter, you're the only one taking what I said so personally as to list out your possessions for us.  I never asked for gas money and you don't know what I plan on doing with that money so you have a moot point.

I appreciate that you have faith in me, not many people do as of yet, however, that changes of course.

I didn't list my possessions, lol Son and wife :P


You come off as very needy...........

Toys, cars, penis, all things nobody asked anything about. If you didn't have a protruding ego you would have said none of that and ignored or acknowledge me.

It's not that big of a deal.

You're right... It's not a big deal.... I was just joking around,,,, to me most of your threads seem like a place to joke around... I and I bet a lot of others can't take the titles seriously.


I don't understand why you would be willing to take a loan from someone here and pay twice what a car is worth?

You can get a decent loan (around here anyway for a car) around 2% interest. You are willing to pay 100% interest?   

Seems to me you are fishing for a hand out or not being serious at all..

It's not that I have faith in you, I however have faith in a car lease program which is very trustworthy if  it's insured properly.

IMO one of the safest investments you can make on here, besides a mortgage.

How do you plan to raise the money to repay?

FYI you would also most likely have to pay for max level insurance on the car for the duration of the loan, and pay for secondary driver insurance as well as the lenders insurance (IIRC you would have to do that up here, I'm not sure if you would in the states, someone correct me on that) You would be paying a few more than 500/month I would hazard a guess.

It would largely depend on his driving record and age. A male teenager with no collisions in his record would still be paying $7K a year on a car in this price range and with the insurance lenders want (you better be getting the max on comprehensive, but as a lender the no-fault doesn't really matter to me).

as well as potential GPS inbedded in the car to prevent "extended roadtrips" until the lease is paid, although if the lender has some trust in you this term could be avoided.

Might as well try this, then add $1K / year ::)
http://insurance.yahoo.com/a/a1.html

Dank, I'd like to introduce you to Maria. You two should get married.

I thought maria was already married? If not then yes, first bitcoin romance.

Id like crap threads like this to be closed, and OP to be warned.  He cant seriously expect anyone to lend him this, on these terms.  It's just attention seeking; this is a lending forum....

If he spent reasonable time in correcting his obvious misgivings and understandings of how to request a loan like this, it's reasonable. The lender gets collateral as the car is still owned by the lender until the payment is sent, its pretty minimal risk in the sense that you at least have collateral that you can get back at any time and is enforceable by law if you're local.

IMO When I decide to get a car I might come here for a loan (If I need one, I probably won't), I think stuff like this is a natural progression of the "mining loans" that have been plaguing this subforum since its creation.

Fictional characters can't be married.

Why is getting a car local so difficult??

Can't come up with a down payment?

Volvo all the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKYludxZEs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKYludxZEs) that's how a Rockstar rides :P

Yeah those T5R's are sick... Mine is a plain T5... I have a 95 850 GL 5cyl non turbo and a 97 850 Turbo some mods.. bought few weeks ago.. going to be working on it all winter :) very excited..

Had a 95 850 NA, 99 S70 T5 with 19T turbo and now a 03 S60R. But we are getting OT here. Back to Danks sportscar  ;)

I am going to start a thread some day and ruin it myself :P Sorry bud....

Thanks but my heart is taken.

Thank you BadBitcoin for taking care of this quite well. This is a serious request, call me impatient, stupid, whatever, I just don't value money as highly as life. If someone helps me get somewhere in my life, why wouldn't I want to help them more than 2% interest, if I can?

Not now, no. In a few months, yes.

The leather on the stearing wheel started tearing and is getting bigger. This cars time is just over for me, I loved it though.

Cool. I love driving cars to death :) I'm 28 and have killed 3 cars so far :) working on 3 more :)

OMG.  Once the steering wheel leather tears a car is done for!!

Yeah, people that drive fast cars slow don't make sense to me.  Unless you are low on gas or trying to save mileage at the time, the only reason you wouldn't drive fast is because fear of a ticket or accident, and doubt of your own ability to drive.

It's not the same experience and it's totally irrelevant to the fact I want and would pay this for a new car.

I really don't care if this loan isn't fulfilled, I will have to go with my delayed gratification. But that's no reason not to try if I want it.

When the only people posting, are not lenders or people even considering giving you a loan, it's just a silly thread.  It should be moved to trash, general discussion or similar.  You're even posting off topic.  

Good luck getting your "loan", im sure you've got your weekly-attention fix now(?).

Uh tell me the models so I wouldn't buy them!

3-4 years per car? Ouch.

Then feel free to get out of my thread.  How would this provide a gratifying sense of attention if I'm anonymous?

Does Patrick have a BPU+ Supra?

ITT: People fight over cars and dank doesn't get a loan.

I could be wrong, but I think maybe there might be some way to repair or replace the leather on the wheel, it would be like brand new!!

Probably less then 34K also..

Yeah, 1990 Dodge 600 Turbo, 2000 Neon and 2003 Cavalier, <---all crap... I have the Volvo's and a Newer ford Escape with a 5 speed :)

lol.. you're funny man. I drive right around the speed limit 99% of the time and I have a "fast" car. It isn't that I doubt my own driving ability, it is that I doubt everyone elses driving ability. That doesn't mean I won't take a drive out to a deserted part of Colorado and have some fun. I just don't do it in a city like all the idiots that rev at me while sitting at a stoplight.


Yeah, thinking he's got a Supra as otherwise Toyota doesn't really sell much that is worth tuning. Well, unless you consider the Lexus SC series, which is basically a Supra. Hrm, and maybe a supercharged truck although he said track and not off roading.

edit: this has been a most hilarious thread. Vampire and yjacket duking it out like professional armchair race car drivers, dank continuing to be dank and the world going on past it all. Good times on btctalk.

I love it.. This site has made my life just that much more entertaining :D Gotta do something while I refresh my stats page over and over again :P

Bah!  Driving a fast car does not make you a fast driver. 
Beating a slower car from a stoplight doesn't take any skill.  Shaming a Z06 driver with a rented compact at the track- Freakin' priceless!  ;D

Toyota MR2 ? or is that just another supra ? Iono

That's only the latest problem. My AC went out mid summer and the shop couldn't fix it.

Do what I do, find a youtube vid that shows you how to fix it and do your best...


My house caught fire.... I took it upon myself to do all the work.... I learned a lot in the process but did a great job that only took me about 15 times longer than a professional....


All my car repairs are done by me.. I refuse to pay someone to do something for me unless I have at least tried to do it my self.

That's fine and dandy, I've done a few repairs myself, but when a reputal repairshop can't fix it after a few hours, it's clearly not an easy or cheap fix.

hmm.. well say fuck it and get a couple window A/C's or get a decent dual zone mini split and install it yourself :)

I don't know...

Or buy a new car.

Home Depot..  Jennie, 5000 btu wall unit, sazall..  $300.  The stares of your redneck buddies..  Priceless.

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/redneck-ac.jpg

That's be an incredible MR2 given how they were powered by ~2 liter I-4s. Wikipedia does mention a conversion kit to convert it to a TRD2000GT with ~490HP. That'd be a bit nuts and I imagine the dyno chart looks like a a damn hockey stick.

LOL cars have A/C sit in it when it's hot :) or move to Canada.... I use A/C 2 months out of the year..

I think that is the plan as soon as you loan Dank a car. :P

It's been pretty rough with the 106* + weather here.

Anyways, to reinstate what I said earlier, if I made a loan request with some average amount of interest, I would still be accused as a potential scammer and wouldn't get it anyways. This is supposed to provide some sort of incentive to invest in me. Don't let my overly giving nature scare you from a real loan opportunity.

Why not start small? pay back quickly and lenders will be more eager to lend to you.... :)

I have quite the loan record at these forums, they speak for themself. Yeah, early on, I had a few slip ups making a couple loans late.  Many may remember a 60 BTC loan from nckrazze that due to circumstances in my life, I was unable to pay in time. The loan was supposed to be short and I needed it quickly, hence the high interest. I was simply asking him for a new rate due to my circumstance. Of course, the thread blew up with the dankinspector crew.

At least my last 10 loans have been paid on or before time. I'm a human being with a life, a little shit happened but all we do is learn from our mistakes.  The presumption that I'm a troll or scammer is getting a little old since I'm here to stay.

Btw, senbon, Imma build you a house one day.

I may be wrong, and apologies if I am... but I suspect people are a little weary of lending you money because you seem to ask for money atleast once or twice a week. And every week its something else. A house, a motorbike, a car, a slice of bread etc.

If you never have money for *anything* why should people trust you will be able to pay them back ?

At first i thought you were just joking with all the threads, but now I am not so sure..... I wish you good luck on your travels to (or from) crazy town.
 

And how do you think VISA makes money?

Anyway, dank, if I had the money, I would grant you the loan only if I'm a lienholder, and you get full coverage insurance and prove that you maintain it on a month to month basis. If we met in real life and we doxxed each other and signed some papers, I would have little to lose. Your credit, despite the hiccups, is better than that of 99% of the people here. And supposing you default, I would send a repo man to your driveway with some car keys per our contract, problem solved.

Hope you get the loan.

Last I checked Visa verifies who you are.. quite thoroughly... Dank has said a few times he is not interested in providing any personal details (which is his right if he doesn't want to).

Nothing wrong with wanting alot of stuff, we all do... but asking every week, and having the same result every week is beyond retarded.
Perhaps its time he tries a new approach....... Like providing some personal information... you know.. like Visa makes you do ;)

Well borrowing 60 btc is one thing but asking for 3000 BTC is a whole different ball game.......  I would have to have a good handful of 500+ btc loans paid back on time or early prior to me even asking for such a high amount.....


most car dealers will do everything they can to get you in to their car, bad credit no credit,,, most of the time you just need a Down payment of sorts to pay for all the hassle there going to go through to get that car back from you if you don't pay....

Good luck...

 

Of course. Surely he is not expecting *this* loan to be completed anonymously...

If he's serious about this, he must to be willing to disclose all the necessary information (meaning any information the potential lender requests), in private.

If you can't disclose even your name to someone in private (if you can't meet people), then something is not right.

Anonymity is a privelege that doesn't come without a cost.

hehe you might want to checkout post #19 in this thread.

but yeah your right.. maybe *this* loan he will provide info.

No,they wont ..

I found it!!

Dank's new car!!

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqV,!nMF!(oWhzPyBQHyHlVKJ!~~60_12.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Plymouth-Prowler-Convertible-2001-Plymouth-Prowler-with-custom-flames-and-pin-striping-low-miles-/230835039348?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item35bed72c74

hahahaha I wouldn't drive that Prowler if you gave it to me..... I think an older Volvo 850 is more attractive than that thing :P

Seconded. I'd rather drive a Datsun Bee with a Mazda sports car enginee swapped out. At least that could do wheelies.

Hi, my name is Dank.  And I need a 20,000 BTC loan so I can purchase a UGR Gallardo.  I will pay back 40,000 within the year even though I only mine at 300 mh/s and make $20/hr.  But I just gave Diddy my mix-tape so it's all good.

And you also want a million dollar loan being fully anonymous!  :P

That is false.

Hmm. Lies, habitually over-valuates himself, jumps to a new obsession every week and wants everyone else to pay for it... Atlas, is that you?

Oh yeah, that's right it's 10 million :D

I have not lied, I have stated in another post that I would be more than willing to meet in person for such a thing.

Start smaller dude... Invest in me... by some hardware send it to me. I will run it for 50% of what it mines :P

Meeting in person without providing them any proof of identity? What's the point of that. Conmen try to sell me things everyday -in person-. It's hard to catch someone without knowing their name and address though.

Also, apologies for the laziness, but did anyone else already mention the ignorance and liability issues of having the title in the lender's name while Dank races it? Guess who's responsibility that car is when he leaves it in the middle of a busy intersection and runs away?

I've said I would provide ID.

And to your second statement, what?

Sorry to be off topic, but yes, a '98 RZ-S.  It's and auto, my daily driver and occasional track car.  For the 1/4 it would be good for an 11.0 and it's standard stock motor.  I have a couple of youtube vids around, but nothing I'd consider special.

Edit: and the dyno is not "hockey-stick", but nice and progressive.

Little sporty cars are fun to drive... My dad had a Sweet 88' RX-7 Turbo I got to drive as a kid.... ( icalled it mine :P)

He's paying the insurance, and a lot of it. If he makes a deal where he isn't, please notify me, for I still have two bridges to sell.

Much love for the Rotary Engine.

+1 to this. I had an 88 RX-7 GTU and sold it to buy a 93 RX-7 R1. Loved both those cars, i still wish I had both of them.  :(

Get an RX-8.. Their sorta neat.. but not even as cool as the 3rd Gen Rx 7's

Hey guys, looks like there's some knowledge here. Come on over to the thread I just made when you get the time.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=100217.msg1095217#msg1095217

That poor car's sales have been terrible... Get one, and have fun going in to the mechanic every week when something catastrophic fails.

Or get one, and have one of the last mazda rotarys on the market and brag and shit! Do it!

There's a couple nice looking ones around here.. I would never buy one though....

Yea I'm not a huge fan of them although I do wish more cars offered suicide doors.  I'll be getting another 3rd gen RX-7 one of these days...

I am a huge fan of the rotary. I wish more manufacturers would offer a rotary model. (Or mazda would offer it in their Miata, at the very least...) I would very much like to find me an RX-7 too, though they're never listed for sale around these parts.

People like them too much.  :-[

That's a shame, around here (NE U.S) they are more common due to the number of tuning shops and knowledgable mechanics that service them. Still rare to see but there are about half a dozen on Ebay that are less than an hour drive away. I can't justify it right now though, still enjoying my 2011 Lancer Ralliart. Not nearly as fast but it does handle a bit better.

I had a stock 89 RX-7 GTUS with about 11k original miles on it until I sold it to a friend a couple years ago.  And a 93 Comp Yellow Mica R1 FD, but I sold that one too.  I love RX-7s, but they're just way too delicate IMHO.

Yea too delicate for a daily driver. I had all kinds of issues when I used my 93 to go 6 miles to work everyday. Not enough time to get the engine warm enough. Yellow Mica or the Montego Blue is what I'd like to get now, though I'm not sure how many blue are left. Last I heard it was only double digits.