I refuse to believe you made up story in the slightest.
If you are indeed not a scammer (unlikely) I would suggest checking out localbitcoins.com.
I believe you can purchase BTC with paypal there but you'll likely have to verify your ID with the seller.
But.. At the end of the day is is an age old scam technique and I'm calling you out on your bullshit.

SCAM WARNING

A brand new account looking to purchase .35 BTC for paypal. BUYER BEWARE.

As we all know paypal as well as E-transfers are reversible payment systems and is used by scammers in order to charge back BTC purchases.
Do not fall for this trick, there is no way in hell this new user isn't going to rip you off.. Its an alt of a scammer who has likely done it before.
Please be cautious about dealing with noobs and paypal transactions. They are an established medium to pulling off scams.

I must admit I had quite a chuckle at this. Account farming on this forum has gotten out of hand. lmao

I think a large percentage of account buying and selling is done by scammers and acts as a means of lowering the over all security of the forums.
Understandably people use it as a means of income, But what does this do for the integrity of the forums?

Maybe one day we'll see account selling banned on the forums. It would certainly cut down on scam attempts.
It's not very hard for a potential scammer to purchase a trusted account on these forums and cause havoc, and that quite scary..

I don't think a majority of erotic dancers even know what Bitcoin is to be honest.
You may come off as a bit strange to them trying to pass of a paper wallet or something.

All I know is that if I had BTC and a stripper had a working QR code on her ass I'd gladly have her bend over in front of me for a few bitcents.

Let this be a wake up call to you and all other crypto users.. Always make backups of your wallets.

I have lost a small amount of BTC (~0.05) by accidently deleting wallets and not having copies of them or the provate keys.
The nature of crypto dictates that you should always prepare for the worst and have multiple backups of your privkeys in safe locations.
Paper wallets in safes are a great idea, so is having a USB drive locked away with all of your private keys as well.
Practice security and common sense at all times to avoid things like this.

I think from what I have seen the 0.5 BTC Casascius coins normally sell from anywhere between .6 to .9 BTC.
Of course if you took the time to have it graded it may bump up the price a little bit.
Is this one of the error'd coins? I know those ones fetch a fair mark up as well from observing the forums.

If you would like to start mining as a side project or hobby I guess this is an alright start.

Sadly you will likely never see a return on your investment given that your energy costs seem quite high.
If you'd like to dabble with mining altcoins or just want to have some fun while learning to mine.. Go for it!
Nut do not expect to get rich or even profit with such a small setup (Unless of course you get lucky mining a new coin)

My hope is that a new "Dark" styled coin will come along but the developer won't be a greedy twat.
I mean a small amount of premine... I can accept this.. But when you literally mined out half the damn coin sneaky style. Fuck you.

People still buy and sell that crap even after it's been proven it's nothing more than pre-mine garbage.. and that sayz volumes about the state of crypto in my humble opinion.. Stop hyping shitty premined coins and start backing innovation and fair play.

hey OP.. Just letting you know you spelt "selling" wrong in your original post and you might want to fix that.
Are you selling this account so you can use the funds to gamble? I'm getting that feeling from this deal.

Remember to use escrow people. People who traffic in accounts may be likely to scam.

SCAM ALERT:

I would highly suggest avoiding business with this recently created account.. Something smells fishy.
And, if you truly insist on trying your luck on this USE ESCROW for the love of god.. It's like a anti scam condom.
Best of luck to you seller, maybe you get lucky and someone falls victim to this scam.. but I highly friggin' doubt it.

I offer a price of .03 BTC.

Hey, It might not be much but it's all I've got at the moment and it gets your bidding war started off.. right?
The offer is good for 24 hours from the time this post is created.

Could you tell us what level of green trust it has? I think that would effect value of the account a fair amount.

Darn! You had me frothing and the mouth at the thought of a Free silver bitcoin!

These are actually quite nice pieces, I like the design, Did you do it yourself?
What does the other side of these coins look like? Hologram style?

I think you'll likely sell these quite easily given that physical coins tend to sell quite well here.

As an addition way to earn BTC i'd highly suggest looking into the Credits Currency.
Any BTC you own can be used to claim Credits of which you can sell for BTC if you so wish.

It's a very interesting project and its available to all Bitcoin users.

Please feel free to click my Credits Banner below if you would like to obtain more information on getting started!

A brand spanking new forum user asking for $1000 worth of BTC paying with paypal... Hmmmm.

PAYPAL is reversible.. You will lose your BTC and this asshole will scam you.

I HIGHLY advise that no one ever think of entertaining the idea of fulfilling this obvious scammers trade.
Please be cautious with new users.. as most of them are just old scammers popping back into the ecosystem with new faces.

Confirming I have been paid out by this campaign.

To those of you complaining of being removed from the campaign please look at the quality of your posts.
Simply writing a few sentences doesn't merit you being paid for the post, It needs to have meaning.
The purpose of this campaign is to get good quality posts in places where new potential users will see them.

Do you want a potential Credits user's first exposure to CRE at the bottom of some meaningless one liner comment? Me neither.

CreditsClient.com

Pleased to announce the launch of CreditsClient.com!

This is version one and a newer version will be on the way eventually.
My hope is that newcomers and already participating Credits users will use it as a hub of sorts.
Site will be updated as time goes on and most Credits related resources will be linked.
The page can also be shown to users just getting started with the Credits project as a quick and simple introduction.

Links to the upcoming Blockchain explorer as well as Mining pools and new client downloads available at CreditsClient.com

If you have any Credits related services you would like added to the site please let me know!

I can't believe we are forgetting a favourite of bulls everywhere on the forum. HODL

I honestly have no idea who originally mispelled hold but whomever did certainly influenced the crypto masses.
Interesting thread though, it's sort of silly to see the made up words the crypto ecosystem uses.

Watched the entire video and it doesn't show exactly what it says on the shirt..
However I have found a very similair shirt without the writing here:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/WOMENS-ONE-OFF-SHOULDER-BATWING-LONG-SLEEVE-SLOUCHY-T-SHIRT-BAGGY-TOP-SIZES-8-26-/181348279652

Appears to be identical style and a good deal at that price.

If you find that to be useful my address is: 1ART8MzPqABmqWz4SsaKLZfrwb9HjNF5dv

Why not look into purchasing Bitcoin? Surely you could find a part time job somewhere and buy BTC.
I see alot of posts like this.. People looking for free money and the like.. Truth is their isn't any.

If you work hard and offer services you can make tons of Bitcoins and other Crypto.
I would also suggest checking out some of the advertising campaigns as well. Earning potential is there *if* you make constructive posts.

I'll send you over 10 CRE once my damn client reindexes.

I broke some shit last night trying to get a Credits based site going so currently balls deep in re-indexing.. Hopefully be done tonight.

Welcome aboard the Credits train sir! From what I hear we should have a web wallet, mining pool, website and fully functional block explorer soon (tm)