You are still searching for the perfect explanation under 10 seconds. Always trying different approaches.
You pre-order from Otis Labs their latest model, so that when it hopefully arrives in time, you can practice said explanation in the comfort of your own home between the first and second floor. You learn all about advanced security practices, SHA-256, and brain wallets to completely eliminate counter-party risk, and then invest in a fund promising 7% returns per week  After being scammed by some redneck, you engage in the mega-thread choirs, but at the end of the day, when all the ink has dried, you revert back to the former happy place where _____________ (drew a blank--insert best finish) |
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I have reread your rules, and... Okay. I figured out which user you are-- someone703. 1EWRJ5BeibZxMguujPLzqM8WWiHpFJtLLx since at least summer 2012 = January, 2012 You both use tormail.net You both use https://i.imgur.com to post images. |
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Matthew?
no guessing, but made me LOL Scammer tags have been dole out for less. Do you realized that with your answer you've broken two rules in the OP? speculation in this thread is encouraged
feel free to ask any questions... I might be happy to answer... or not. Blazr asked a question in the form of a speculation. The correct answer would have been with a 'no', but you went with the 'no guessing' which translates to 'no speculation'. Hey fellow bitcoiners, I am really a registered user in this forum since at least summer 2012. I set up this secondary, hopefully anonymous identity to give away some free bitcoins by ways of a challenge: challenge:I hereby challenge you to find the real me!I set up a site on the net: http://findmeifyoucan.euI hereby promise to pay BTC 5 to anyone who provides one of the following pieces of information identifying the operator of findmeifyoucan.eu or (which is the same) the author of this post: - forum account id of 'real me'
- my real name and (address or phone number or date of birth)
- any IP-address that could be traced to my real identity by authorities
rules:- Rules are to be interpreted by me, in case of dispute, I am right, you are wrong
- you must post here one of the above infos and a bitcoin address to which the bounty should be sent
- you must provide a credible story of how you obtained the info
- a 'hunch' is not enough, no guessing
- I can change these rules at any time and will do so in OP (Original Post, the one you're reading)
- the state of the OP at the time of claim is decisive for the rules, so please quote OP when claiming bounty
notes: - I'll give away small amounts of bitcoin to people pointing out flaws/mistakes/possible improvements regarding my anonymity
- speculation in this thread is encouraged
feel free to ask any questions... I might be happy to answer... or not. |
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You go to convention/conference in Las Vegas to display/visit a Bitcoin booth, and not take time off to gamble or visit a Ranch-type site, instead spending all your waking hours rubbing shoulders with fellow bitcoiners. You then return home and tell your loved ones that while in Vegas you didn't cheat on her and she'll believe you knowing that it's the truth.
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Due to delays in shipment of parts from our suppliers, launch has been postponed for a month or three. Thank you for playing.  |
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You know who Bruce Wagner is. You memorized the Genesis Block address. You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab. The color orange no longer bothers you. Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary. You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE! You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table. You know who Pinkie Pie was. You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic. You try to bribe theymos to end a ban. You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.  You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ... You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time. You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL. You believe that Zhou Tong is real. You know Phinnaeus Gage has a black belt in google fu. Wrong, son of Vibullia Alcia Agrippina. Red Belt or Sash: Red signifies the red-hot heat of the Sun as the knowledge learned is now passed and nurtured to the newest and purist white belt. As a red belt student acquires even more detailed knowledge. Red is a sign of danger, and the red belt is beginning to become dangerous with their knowledge and abilities but also posses the knowledge to pass the system along and keep the energy flowing. |
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Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend faking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns
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You know who Bruce Wagner is.
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Fuuuuuuu..... I know every single one of those things. I think I've been spending way too much time on here  Ditto.... I need out...  You finally had enough and tell the community you're done, then post ten minutes later why you're still leaving and replying to other posters who gave you grief why you're still posting. You know all the names of bitcoiners who've done the above. You've done the above, but blamed it on your meds. |
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PayPal has couch. Do you have couch? I will only use your payment service if you offer couches. Bitcoin no need couch. Bitcoin got coffee table. Coffee table NSFW, so no pic. PayPal envy coffee table. Show over. Coffee table going back home to Rassah. Mongo sad. Seriously, great work guys. Hopefully there's a video or two coming soon to curb our enthusiasm. ~Bruno K~ |
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I enjoy coffee with my pizza.
Seriously, though, we are straying from the OP. Let me get us back on track.
Are there any Folgers codes that I'm not aware of? I once heard that a nickle bag of Folger was worth 5 codes; a dime bag...
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Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend faking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick
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Will this list held up against the infamous Las Vegas Pirate meetup?  Not sure, but to date we have one French banker, three KC area photographers, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a data center guy who just happened to work across the street from one of BFL's address, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon with a piece of equipment purchased off eBay. You have to wonder if Pirate is saying to himself, "Why the hell didn't I think of this?" I literally lol'd Not sure, but to date we have one French banker, three KC area photographers, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a data center guy who just happened to work across the street from one of BFL's addresses, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay, working in concert with one another to build computer rigs of which they've already received $9M USD in pre-orders for. You have to wonder if Pirate is saying to himself, "Genius! That's 18 times more than what I got. Why the hell didn't I think of it?" |
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You know who Bruce Wagner is.
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Fuuuuuuu..... I know every single one of those things. I think I've been spending way too much time on here Don't you have to go to Lowes and buy some plywood and batteries? And bubble wrap to protect that precious coffee table of yours?  And another one: You look out for your fellow Bitcoiner. |
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You know who Bruce Wagner is. You memorized the Genesis Block address. You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab. The color orange no longer bothers you. Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary. You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE! You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table. You know who Pinkie Pie was. You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic. You try to bribe theymos to end a ban. You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends. You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ... You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time. You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL. You believe that Zhou Tong is real. Good GOD Bruno, you have been a member of this forum one month longer than I have and I only know of or was involved in about one quarter of your list. You really do need a full time job dude. LOL Buying and selling barn wood around the Chicagoland area is a full time job. The time I spend on here is when I'm on the shitter for an extended period of time or in the office between orchestrating deliveries and shipments. And at night prior to going to bed, like now. Another one(s) for the list: You've memorized all of Atlas's alts. You paid for a year's subscription to Bitcoin Magazine. You get a NSFW tattoo. You've never read the do-not-trust-anybody thread. I stopped following the bitcoin exchange rate actively after a while, I think it doesn't matter that much. However I still check everything bitcoin related all the time Same here. I hope it's still somewhere between 9 and 12, but it doesn't matter like it used to. |
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The Two Goats Two Goats, frisking gaily on the rocky steeps of a mountain valley, chanced to meet, one on each side of a deep chasm through which poured a mighty mountain torrent. The trunk of a fallen tree formed the only means of crossing the chasm, and on this not even two squirrels could have passed each other in safety. The narrow path would have made the bravest tremble. Not so our Goats. Their pride would not permit either to stand aside for the other. One set her foot on the log. The other did likewise. In the middle they met horn to horn. Neither would give way, and so they both fell, to be swept away by the roaring torrent below. It is better to yield than to come to misfortune through stubbornness.  |
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You know who Bruce Wagner is. You memorized the Genesis Block address. You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab. The color orange no longer bothers you. Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary. You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE! You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table. You know who Pinkie Pie was. You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic. You try to bribe theymos to end a ban. You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends. You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ... You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time. You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL. You believe that Zhou Tong is real. |
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^ Has a nice long hard pastrami. (bet you didn't see that coming)
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