Damn you! I had to hunt the video myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7XzcGnUCI0

Are you implying that it doesn't?

At what age does this curiosity thingy you speak of go away?

First, a Ponzi schemer recruits people who don't know how to use Google...

17 Pakleds approach Chuck Norris while he and his wife were enjoying a quiet dinner at an exclusive sushi bar...

Being the gentleman that Chuck is, he kindly ask the lead Pakled, "May I help you?"

The Pakled replies with, "Today is your lucky day! I am..." He pauses, as a second Pakled whispers in the communicating Pakled's ear, whereupon the Pakled continues, "WE are going to plow OUR faces into your fist."

Chuck's wife chimes in with, "Chuck, please..."

Chuck addresses his wife mid-sentence with, "No need to beg. I'll comply." Upon hearing that, all 17 Pakleds displayed ear-to-ear smiles.

Later that evening, the 17 Pakleds, barely alive, are congregated. One pipes up to another, "Is visiting Jean-Claude Van Damme tomorrow still a go?"

That's what they want me to believe, but sure as hell I go to the library to use the WiFi...

Nice attempt, but I believe your poem lacks onomatopoeia, so I added some cowbells.

<I've rarely used Beneficiary online, but the FBI had no problem connecting that seldom-used moniker to me.> 

JAMES B. COMEY  Today at 7:00 AM
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC
JAMES B. COMEY
 
Attention Beneficiary,
 
Records show that you are among one of the individuals and Organizations that are yet to receive their overdue payment from Overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you Have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been Impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sansui of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young Of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some Impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
 
The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost Outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we Hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to You by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance That your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). Will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM Card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).
 
We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the Mandate from USA Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.
 
To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order On your behalf which will cost you $470 Usd only and nothing more as Everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government Including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever Need to pay is $470.00 only
 
Mr.Wayne Collins (ATM Card Center Director)
ATM locations at 600 Commerce St Dallas,
TX 75202 from Bank of America.
 
ATM Card Center Director Mr.Wayne Collins
Email: (mrwayne.collins2@aol.com)
Telephone: (408) 658-0387
 
Do contact Mr.Wayne Collins of the ATM Card Center via his contact details Above and furnish him with your details as listed below and also ask Him for the payment information you need to send the $470 Payment Warrant and Endorsement fee:
 
FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________
SEX: _______________
DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________
 
On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he Will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in Making payment of $470.00 via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of Your ATM card will be affected to your designated home address without Any further delay, extra fee.
 
JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices Claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice Only to be in contact with Mr Wayne Collins of the ATM card center who is The rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and Forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could Act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime

Would they be the same children viewing child birth on YouTube by accident? Back in the day all I had at my disposal were clippings from the Chicago Trib depicting black-and-white images accompanying adverts of current showings of XXX-rated movies at local theaters, and that was years prior to learning how to masturbate of which, BTW, I was self-taught. 

Were you engaging in voyeurism when you penned your question while the ménage à trois-cum-triple forking was in progress?

NSFW: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threesome

Is it just me, or are we witnessing a Ménage à trois-cum-triple forking in progress?

What do I win for submitting the coolest site?: http://www.coolantarctica.com/.

Now, looking at the image again, one can easily see a lemming, a Lorax, a Gnome taking a shit, a baby whale, and Ahmed.