I thought it's a Crazy Fin type invitation-only event. You know, to make it seem exclusive and to reinforce the cargo cult behaviour among coiners. Of course they wont stream it.

Can you elaborate on this ball dropping thing for those of us who don't kep F5ing any old conference?

Real HY investment opportunities don't have websites. In fact real HY investment opportunities prefer not to be known at all by you, me, my poor dead grandmother and/or the taxman.

Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. Intelligence suggests they're behind the problems in Paris.


Again, what you're suggesting is diametrically opposed to the mindset of the majority of forum users. You'll have to build your own treehouse with a "no libertarians/anarchists allowed" sign.

In the context of the bitcointalk forums, HYIP = ponzi. Always.

Real investment opportunities don't go around advertising themselves on an internet forum for all the poors. Real investment opportunities know money and talk with money, exclusively.

I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough cheese to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

They're desperate; they can smell their deaths, and the sound they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.

They're poors. A bunch of pretentious young men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago.

It spills over into the schools and churches, the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end you'll beg me to save you.

This is BitcoinTalk. The only thing the altcoin section needs is a fiery death. It binds way to much resources that would be better spent getting scammed elsewhere.

No, actually they only seem to do that at the beginning of each month so far. Maybe they need to pay rent or something.

Oh, btw I DO concur about the altcoins forum needing to be euthanized. The scammers there are uncreative and boring and comedy value is subpar.

Besides that one guy who core breached about his 10 second block time coin. That one was pretty lulzy.

There's been a few threads in "Bitcoin Discussion" that are downright scary. Pure cult-speak.

Of course I like it. It's my sole reason for being here. You couldn't get this much entertainment if you paid for it.

Watching hare-brained schemes go up in flames. Seeing insurances financing themselves by buying exactly the risky investment they're insuring against. Currency exchanges run by 17 years olds getting hacked by Chinese millionaire relic hunter über hackers. Victims vocally defending their very scammers to the last breath. Scammers attacking scammers attacking scammers in the trust system. Two men "companies" handing out cargo cult titles. "Businesses" lying and insulting their "customers". Witnessing how a simple transaction protocoll gets transformed into religion.

It's a trainwreck full of burning, dying people who yell at you to stop touching them, when you try to pull them out. It's a sinking ship where people will not board the lifeboats because they "are gonna make it if we just keep holding on and don't stop believing". It's the perfect delusion and the perfect comedy.

Clearly you're new here.

You should probably go ahead and get your own forum full of rules and laws and stuff.

If you're gonna do this whole sockpuppet thing, it would be more useful to remember which sockpuppet to use for which purpose. This one for instance was used at the wrong place at the wrong time.

You're not very good at this. Coincidentally I am now offering my introductory course "Persona(l) management - a guide to keeping your alts... alt" at a low low price of only 19.99 BTC. Take advantage of this incredible offer in the month of July 2013.

Sure. BTW, and totally unrelated, I am offering a post rating manipulation service.

Well there's drugs and child porn, if you're into that sorta thing.

I'll just take this one then.

Already traced the guy to Bristol. He's using a fucking iPad. I mean, really? How retarded is that?