Suddenly, the CIA came bursting into the room. They came from everywhere, the doors, the windows, and even rappelling down from the roof. I knew I had to get out of there, and fast, if I wanted to live to see tomorrow. I called out to my Yoni, my faithful Tamaskan Dog, who let out a low and menacing growl. The CIA agents turned their attention to Yoni, who suddenly charged at them with the ferocity of a hungry lion! My legs were moving faster than my mind, running towards the only exit, leaving Yoni to fend off the gunmen with his last breath. Outside, I heard a whimper and an eerie silence, Yoni. He was gone. Those bastards had killed my loyal dog, my best friend, my partner. With tears in my eyes and a heavy heart, I continued running, looking for a place to hide and plot my next move. Reprieve was nearby, in the form of some bushes, and I didn't hesitate crawling into them. From my newly-found outpost, I could see the CIA agents mulling around, but something was amiss. Alas, I had forgotten my Macbook! It suddenly dawned upon me; they weren't interested in me, but rather my precious Bitcoins! Cursing myself silently for being so foolish as to have left unencrypted bitcoins on my laptop, I could only watch as the agents retreated to their cars and departed.

I started to crawl out from under the brush, but stopped abruptly when I noticed something overhead; a shadow moving as swift and silent as a hunting leopard had descended onto the roof. I could barely make out the dark figure, but there was no mistaking that silhouette, it was Bitman! For years people had speculated as to the existence of the legendary Bitman; I couldn't believe what I was seeing. He seemed to be scanning the area, looking for any possible hindrances before making his next move. My mind was racing; I had been shot at by the CIA, witnessed the death of my lovable Yoni, and discovered the existence of the mysterious Bitman all in one evening. A sudden crash of thunder pierced through the sky, followed by rain that fell like tears from the heavens. Bitman made his entrance into the hotel through a hatch in the roof, probably in search of clues for the events that had transpired there that evening. Tired and exhausted, I sought shelter in a nearby shed and quickly drifted asleep.

To be continued…

Once upon a time, there was a Jesus. She walked out unadorned. Then, as bagpipes blared and didgeridoos fell, the star exploded.

Enter the vassals, creating comically obscene gestures with cryptocurrencies. Jesus cried!

Andy B. Casagrande immortalized the scene with photography. Space robots had been shoving corn vicariously into other crevices, hoping that Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis... perhaps silicosis, or QueerOsis, or trees could accomplish impossible synchronizations.

Fifteen wishes weren't exceptionally productive. She touched herself vigorously with tremendous pillows; creaming out butter flavored LiteCoins. Ironically, Bitcoins never lowered the dust limit so that Luke-Jr would be anally probed by martians invading us to steal our fish for little did we know, Fish is the solution to all our global problems! Seamen relentlessly fapped out the next generation of ASICS which actually works without any electricity at all. Powered by shipwrecks, signals meant that mermaids knew cryptographic encryption algorithms' weaknesses in theory, but in reality

Please don't spam in my auction just to boost your boost count (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=114370;sa=showPosts). Thanks.

Bump

The pump and dump of these recent clones is fast coming to an end I think. I'm dumping all my alts for BTC and LTC today.

Oh dear, I hope the thief didn't get away with a lot of people's money. The altcoin sub-forum used to be my favorite section on bitcointalk, but it seems to have really gone downhill since April

Thanks for your research

I'll end the auctions 72 hours after the last bid for each domain.

I'll sell 10k BBQCoins for 2.5 BTC.

ie. The only way to forecast the weather accurately

0.066BTC

I'm auctioning all the domains listed in the picture below:


Bids start at 0.05BTC for each domain, with a minimum increment of 0.01BTC per bid.

They are very prompt in answering e-mails. Even though their exchange is buggy, they have the best customer service.

I e-mailed them about that. I'm sure they'll fix it if a few more people let them know

That only leaves btc-e.com. Unless there's another major alt-coin exchange I've never heard of

Can you name this "major" exchange for us please

Or you can just tell me in PM (I won't tell anyone else )

A few senior members have confirmed to me that BBQcoin is going to hit another exchange within a few days. Probably vircurex, possibly crypto-trade.com as well

Just a friendly reminder, the domain BTCJakpot.com does not have a 'c' before the k. I've gotten a lot of buy offers for btcjackpot.com

What does falled mean?

Almost 3 million feathercoins were mined in the first 24 hours. Same effect as a pre-mine.