Shitcoin sales booming
There's unironic value
Exiting dollars.

What's going on here? Apparently I'm having a nightmare.



I'm going back to sleep...

@Heuristic if you lose this game then you have to start considering whether the universe actually hates you.

The post is far over the top and laden with layers of who knows what but I accept his apology. It strikes me as oddly sincere.

And I'm glad its more about him than me. If you miss that, we could always summon c-hunter.

I was just thinking about what if the-one-who-shant-be-named had this type of revelatory moment on the forum. What do you think the odds of that are?

The quantity of assets in these dispensers is limited.

After a dispenser batch is sold out, a new one may be reloaded, but at a higher per-token price.

Our dispensers will never offer tokens at prices lower than the previous batch (in terms of DOGE, naturally).

We (yes I have a team) have a special series planned for later launch. The tokens listed above have already proven somewhat popular with the early re-Dogeparty community, and I wanted to give these special wares a home on Bitcointalk.

Additionally, this time I feel the Dogeparty project really has legs.

Welcome to Nutildah's Ancient Asset Emporium!

Thanks to the recent resurrection of the Dogeparty platform (see here and here), assets created on the platform (tokenized DOGE stored on the Dogecoin blockchain) are once again accessible.

While Dogeparty was largely revamped to be used for the minting of DOGE-related NFTs, assets minted back in 2014-15 can also be utilized, including the ones I created and collected way back when.

All of the following assets were minted within one year of the Dogecoin genesis block, meaning they are a verifiable part of early DOGE history. Most of these assets were minted by myself, and all are locked from future issuance. Many have undergone burns of 80%+ of the total supply.

Tokens can be purchased directly from dispensers in the Dogeparty wallet for DOGE. Any DOGE sent to the dispenser address results in the dispensed asset automatically being sent to the sender address, at the specified exchange rate.

These are our tokens currently being offered via Dogeparty dispenser:

Name	Total Supply	Mint Date	Dispenser Price	Qty. Remain
COUNTERDOGE	210,000	8/14/2014	25 for 1 DOGE	(SOLD OUT!)
DODGERDOGE	20,000	8/17/2014	1 for 1 DOGE	(SOLD OUT!)
HAPPYSHIBE	20,000	8/14/2014	1 for 1 DOGE	(SOLD OUT!)
MILLERLIGHT	20,000	8/27/2014	1 for 1 DOGE	(SOLD OUT!)
SHITCOIN	69,420,000	8/15/2014	100 for 3 DOGE	4,770,600
WEBCOIN	169,420	8/17/2014	1 for 1 DOGE	(SOLD OUT!)

*best seller

While you don't need a Dogeparty wallet in order to purchase the assets, you must have the private key of the address from which you are sending DOGE in order to redeem the assets.


Please note that these items are being sold as collectibles and there are no promises or guarantees associated with purchase, other than that they will exist for as long as the dogecoin blockchain.

I will most likely attach some proper and fitting artwork to them in the future.


Message from asset-minting address DHsxofo6HGPzYiadB6ZtqnDfua3b3SPXC9


Signed:

The interesting thing about D'Ernest James is that he was picked up by 71.7% of leagues last week; prior to that he was only held by only 0.2%.

Works well because I was short of a solid RB2.

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Lot of ugly games this week, and then some "meh" ones. The most fun game for me will be Chief/Titans, with the Chiefs giving a questionable 4.5 to the Titans. "Questionable" because Henry has been on such a rampage that he's on pace to destroy a lot of records if he stays healthy, some which he set 3 years in a row.

Damn, having a KC-heavy offense I really should bet against them, and then probably lose by a couple points in the spread.

The two most useless games are Rams/Lions with a 16-pt spread and Cardinals/Texans with a whopping 18-pt spread. Jeez does nobody have faith in either of those two dogs.

Then Monday's game will be fun to watch as the Saints are favored by 4.5 to beat the 'Hawks. I'm gonna assume Wilson is still out. Is Geno Smith really that bad? We'll know for sure by the end of the gameweek.

I don't have a solid pick for this week but part of me thinks Titans have a real chance of pulling off another upset, so I'm putting low-confidence wager on them covering.

Yes, but to tell you the truth, yesterday I deleted 3 of my posts from 2015 that were really douchey and uncalled for, so let's just say I understand and I forgive you.


Well, its not something that just happens, its continual work faced over a lifetime.

As far as everything else in your post is concerned, well that's a lot to lay on a forum, buddy. We all undergo the human experience. Its on us to make the most of it while still empathizing with the experience of others. That's about all I can think to say.

WAX held fast as BTC and ETH took a tumble a couple days ago, which is great. I think its because of news that Power Rangers in releasing a series of NFTs over there, believe it or not...

WAX has also been something of a stablecoin, tending to have big jumps and then slowly level off to a settling point.

I think for it to go up from its current 30 cents to a dollar would give it a more deserved place in market cap rankings. There's a lot of interesting stuff happening over there and a lot of actual users, which most coins above it tend to lack.

Beyond a dollar may be touch-and-go; let's get there first and then take a look around.

Somehow I missed this post the first time around but I wanted to say welcome to Bitcointalk J-Dog, I've had some time to try out the wallet and you've done a great job. One of the first projects I really followed here on the forum was Counterparty, then Dogeparty almost immediately after, and you've packed a lot cool features in a standalone wallet. I'm experimenting with sub-assets as we speak.

Kudos to your endeavor of resurrecting a dead platform, hope to see you around.

I'd be truly surprised if anything became of it. China is too vested in the U.S. to sink their interests, and the rest of the worlds'. That type of war isn't really being fought anymore, we've moved on to other ways, with combat performed by contractors in 3rd world proxys.

Hmm... Sounds like this could be competition for my Shitcoin 3.0. Which will not stand. I'm gonna bump my thread once every 24 hours and bump everything in front of your thread as well. Hah J/K who's got time for that.

It would be evil if each thread had a "zap" option where you can decrease its bump strength, and say the action "costs" the same as a bump. I would definitely zap the competition.

Moved from another thread so as not to be off-topic.


What's also kind of interesting is worldofcoins decided to go on a 3-day hiatus after the start of SF's whirlwind frenzy of shit-spraying on Oct. 15th.

worldofcoins was also big on the Small Rabbit drama, making a lot of hard-to-follow accusations:


They posted in the same giveaways minutes apart:

#1.

#2.

This one is a few days apart:

#3.

#4.

#5.

Weird how both accounts never bet on the same score, right?

Both accounts also think bounty managers possess "scumminess":



SmokerFace only becomes active when there's a giveaway to cheat in or a sig campaign that accepts red trusted accounts. Given the noticeable overlap in these accounts' posting style, I'd say there's an 80-90% chance they are the same person without further blockchain evidence.

Again, you're responding to a post that is already over a year and a half old. The person you are trying to talk to has been BANNED for a loooong time. 

I know you don't care because you'll still get paid, but you've definitely earned a spot on my ignore list.

True. I meant to say "PM me your address," as I've been saying since the very beginning:


Unfortunately I don't accept PMs from noobs so...

*updated this link to current wallets

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We have some terribly exciting news to announce in the near future which likely involves the breaking of some world crypto records. What could it POSSIBLY be??? I'd announce a contest that whoever guesses what the news is wins 10,000 SHT but nix that if its a ban-able idea.

Oh, that's not quite the same thing then.

In any case, I don't blame them for wanting to collect them for their troubles. They suddenly gave life to the otherwise useless XDP asset, along with all the others.

When I think about it, its like... NFTs + DOGE is a perfect fit, duh. It could be the beginning of something big.

Even shitcoiners are gonna make it:

I think this shit is too pedigree to pass up the opportunity to conduct a full-blown bounty.

Here's the convo I imagine would take place with hhampuz:


Me: So its called 'Shitcoin 3.0'. I will be paying everyone in steaks of SHT, including you.

Him: Umm... so is it an Ethereum token, with like a white paper and a website, right?

Me:


Gonna look into hiring a shitcoin sig designer next.

Oh, yeah I got it confused with what was supposed to be my own last name.


I got 'em

and I like Kenyan Drake, good job.

After a brief 6 year hiatus, the original Shitcoin 3.0 is BACK, baby.

So you know what that means, let's get this shitshow on the road!

As an intellectual exercise, you'd have to mine coins of your own to have truly clean coins. Everything else involves the infinite array of possibilities inherent to a Bitcoin transaction. You may have paid for your fresh coins in human organs, for example.