S H I T C O I NThe First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain! After much anticipation, the world's longest-running ICO is officially BACK ON!
Become a certified Shitcoiner by purchasing SHITCOIN, one of the oldest collectibles ever produced on any blockchain! Yes, that's right: before there was Bored Apes, CryptoKitties or even Rare Pepes, there was SHITCOIN, with an issuance transaction in Dogecoin block #337,394 -- less than one year after the birth of Dogecoin!
Obviously this ANN has been updated, but as you can see from this post's original timestamp, SHITCOIN has a verifiable history of pedigree, dating all the way back to August 2014. It was created a couple of days after the initial launch of Dogeparty, a tokenization protocol for the Dogecoin blockchain. Dogeparty was revamped in September 2022 for the purpose of letting anyone create Dogecoin NFTs, and has given rise to projects like Rare Doges, DogePunks, Space Doges, and our own Dogermint.
The benefits of owning SHITCOIN are obviously many, and we expand on that topic in the SHITCOIN homepage on Dogermint. First and foremost, however, SHITCOIN is hailed as a historical collectible, with almost two million tokens sold since October 2021. So let's cut to the chase: you want shitcoins and we want money:
As a Dogecoin-based token, SHITCOIN is currently being sold for $DOGE at a rate of 100 for 3 DOGE. Making a purchase is simple as it involves sending DOGE to a "dispenser" address and having the corresponding amount of SHITCOIN automatically dispensed to the sending address. This can be done from any Dogecoin address for which you possess the private key, however it is highly recommended that you download and install the Dogewallet.
You can also purchase SHITCOIN by sending a tip to @dogermint on Twitter via the sodogetip bot. A tip of 1 DOGE will automatically dispense 33 SHITCOINs to your sodogetip address, which can be imported into the Dogewallet!
AI-generated Shitcoin logo for Web3 Why would you want to own SHITCOIN? Because! This is not just another shitcoin, it is The Shitcoin to rule them all! There was never a better time to invest in a massive pile of SHITCOIN than right now!!Important LinksSHITCOIN on Dogermint:
https://dogermint.com/shitcoin/Dogeparty Official Homepage:
https://dogeparty.net/Dispenser link for
SHITCOIN:
https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625Dogewallet desktop downloads for Windows, OS and Linux:
https://github.com/DogepartyXDP/dogewallet-desktop/releases(note that the original ANN for SHITCOIN can be seen below -- you can find the unedited version in its full glory two posts below, here)
(double-note: the giveaway described in the original ANN is long over, as are all other SHITCOIN giveaways!)
This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.
I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a
dogeparty wallet address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!
There's only 10 billion of them, so, you know, I have to be kind of stingy.
OK ready for the ANN part?---->SHITCOIN<----
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Out of all the shitcoins, this WILL be the BEST.
- 100% Premine
- 10,000,000,000 total coins
- backed by the integrity of the dogecoin blockchain
- $8 trillion market cap (they are currently $800/SHT... pm me for private sale)
- some day you will be able to use them somewhere other than Dogeparty.
- you can try and sell them for other digital assets once they get their exchange up
DID I MENTION THIS IS A NO-JACKET REQUIRED DISTRIBUTION?
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW??
NOW GET SHITCOININ' OR GET OFF THE POT!!!
That is a direct order.
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DID I MENTION I'M TRYING TO DISTRIBUTE SOME DIGITAL ASSETS TO YOU?
edit 10/22/21: updated new Dogeparty wallet link (I checked the Windows 64 vers on VirusTotal)
edit 6/26/22: put new ANN on top of old ANN