[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

[nutildah]

S H I T C O I N

The First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

After much anticipation, the world's longest-running ICO is officially BACK ON!

Become a certified Shitcoiner by purchasing SHITCOIN, one of the oldest collectibles ever produced on any blockchain! Yes, that's right: before there was Bored Apes, CryptoKitties or even Rare Pepes, there was SHITCOIN, with an issuance transaction in Dogecoin block #337,394 -- less than one year after the birth of Dogecoin!

Obviously this ANN has been updated, but as you can see from this post's original timestamp, SHITCOIN has a verifiable history of pedigree, dating all the way back to August 2014. It was created a couple of days after the initial launch of Dogeparty, a tokenization protocol for the Dogecoin blockchain.

Dogeparty was revamped in September 2022 for the purpose of letting anyone create Dogecoin NFTs, and has given rise to projects like Rare Doges, DogePunks, Space Doges, and our own Dogermint.

The benefits of owning SHITCOIN are obviously many, and we expand on that topic in the SHITCOIN homepage on Dogermint. First and foremost, however, SHITCOIN is hailed as a historical collectible, with almost two million tokens sold since October 2021.

So let's cut to the chase: you want shitcoins and we want money:

As a Dogecoin-based token, SHITCOIN is currently being sold for $DOGE at a rate of 100 for 3 DOGE. Making a purchase is simple as it involves sending DOGE to a "dispenser" address and having the corresponding amount of SHITCOIN automatically dispensed to the sending address. This can be done from any Dogecoin address for which you possess the private key, however it is highly recommended that you download and install the Dogewallet.

You can also purchase SHITCOIN by sending a tip to @dogermint on Twitter via the sodogetip bot. A tip of 1 DOGE will automatically dispense 33 SHITCOINs to your sodogetip address, which can be imported into the Dogewallet!

AI-generated Shitcoin logo for Web3

Why would you want to own SHITCOIN? Because! This is not just another shitcoin, it is The Shitcoin to rule them all! There was never a better time to invest in a massive pile of SHITCOIN than right now!!

Important Links

SHITCOIN on Dogermint: https://dogermint.com/shitcoin/
Dogeparty Official Homepage: https://dogeparty.net/
Dispenser link for SHITCOIN: https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625
Dogewallet desktop downloads for Windows, OS and Linux: https://github.com/DogepartyXDP/dogewallet-desktop/releases

(note that the original ANN for SHITCOIN can be seen below -- you can find the unedited version in its full glory two posts below, here)

(double-note: the giveaway described in the original ANN is long over, as are all other SHITCOIN giveaways!)


This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.

I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!

There's only 10 billion of them, so, you know, I have to be kind of stingy.

OK ready for the ANN part?

---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----

Out of all the shitcoins, this WILL be the BEST.

 - 100% Premine
 - 10,000,000,000 total coins
 - backed by the integrity of the dogecoin blockchain
 - $8 trillion market cap (they are currently $800/SHT... pm me for private sale)

 - some day you will be able to use them somewhere other than Dogeparty.
 - you can try and sell them for other digital assets once they get their exchange up

DID I MENTION THIS IS A NO-JACKET REQUIRED DISTRIBUTION?

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW??

NOW GET SHITCOININ' OR GET OFF THE POT!!!

That is a direct order.

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DID I MENTION I'M TRYING TO DISTRIBUTE SOME DIGITAL ASSETS TO YOU?

edit 10/22/21: updated new Dogeparty wallet link (I checked the Windows 64 vers on VirusTotal)

edit 6/26/22: put new ANN on top of old ANN

[Depredation]

DA6HESuCLwqPKCo1XwtYSqyy8S4kTUTai9 I would like to get my hands on some fresh shit!

[BitcoinForumator]

Done. ShitCoin 3.0 me.

[rubberpool]

This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.

I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 10,000 Shitcoins!

There's only 10 billion of them, so, you know, I have to be kind of stingy.

OK ready for the ANN part?

---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----

Out of all the shitcoins, this WILL be the BEST.

 - 100% Premine
 - 10,000,000,000 total coins
 - backed by the integrity of the dogecoin blockchain
 - $8 trillion market cap (they are currently $80/SHT... pm me for private sale)

 - some day you will be able to use them somewhere other than Dogeparty.
 - you can try and sell them for other digital assets once they get their exchange up

DID I MENTION THIS IS A NO-JACKET REQUIRED DISTRIBUTION?

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW??

NOW GET SHITCOININ' OR GET OFF THE POT!!!

That is a direct order.

.
.

DID I MENTION I'M TRYING TO DISTRIBUTE SOME DIGITAL ASSETS TO YOU?

it is not $8 trillion - 10 bill coins * 80$ = $800 bill = $0.8 trill - to low market cap, sad  

[wangdaniel2014]

keep your shit,plz.

[hackis]

Another shitcoin? Won't mine...

[ZacharyComstock]

good coin. will mine 

[nutildah]

it is not $8 trillion - 10 bill coins * 80$ = $800 bill = $0.8 trill - to low market cap, sad  

Doh! Well I'll be a brown pair of dungarees. Good catch! Opening dollar exchange rate changed to $800/SHT.

I just got back from the restroom so I will commence initial distribution!

Just so you know this isn't just a big 'ol pile of... you know what.

[nutildah]

xxxxxxxxxxxxx (redacted out of courtesy) I would like to get my hands on some fresh shit!

Done. ShitCoin 3.0 me.

I hope you guys saved your pass phrases because I figured why stop at 10k... You both get 1,000,000 SHTs!! Plus some HAPPYDOGEs because you were the first respondents.

Man, this dev thing is hard work. Its makin me sleepy plus I think I have a slight headache coming on. But tomorrow is a brand new day!

and you know what that means...

SHITCOIN 3.0 DISTRIBUTION 2.0!!

[belief]

yes, like play shit . can I get som .thanks

[nutildah]

yes, like play shit . can I get som .thanks

PM me your dogeparty wallet address.

For those just tuning in, I have upped the distribution amount to 1,000,000 Shitcoins for the next 10 respondents!

To claim your stake just register a dogeparty wallet address at https://wallet.dogeparty.io which acts as both dogecoin wallet and dogeparty asset wallet. Eventually you will be able to tip people using these tokens on Reddit and elsewhere. Pretty neat really. Use them to sack your enemies, or as a high-risk, no-cost investment vehicle.

With Shitcoin 3.0 the possibilities really are endless!

Now make the most of the Shituation and grab your share now!


Mr. Lahey approves. Its the digital currency of choice of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia.

[cecilbdemented]

PM'd.  I love shit.

[nutildah]

This is a quick reminder that the shitwinds are still blowing hard. Just imagine how awesome you'll look when you "tip" an obnoxious Reddit user for a dumb comment with 50,000 Shitcoins!

You can't do this yet, but it's coming. If you want to learn more about dogeparty you can visit their homepage.

[Viper1]

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

[nutildah]

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

Man my dogeparty wallet has been down all day. Yours works right now?

Man this is no way to treat a shitcoin.

SHITCOIN DISTRIBUTION HALTED.

... WILL RESUME AS SOON AS THIS SHIT IS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Man so many dev problems. Such is the life. Sigh.

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

SENT 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS. BWAHAHAHA.



PS: SHITSTRIBUTION BACK ON............

YES thats right you get an extra 100,000 shitcoins to spread around to celebrate life after Dogeparty's near-death experience!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY SO ACT

NOW
.NOW
..NOW
...NOW!!!

[Viper1]

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

SENT 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS. BWAHAHAHA.

Thanks for the massive pile of shit.

dev is great. I trust this coin. Is good coin. Exchange? to da moon!!!!!

[JakeThePanda]

Posting for the 1mm shit coins.

[nutildah]

Posting for the 1mm shit coins.

Sorry you gotta PM me a dogeparty wallet address or else put it in your sig line to receive your share of the shitstribution.

[statdude]

When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.

[nutildah]

When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.

Stop spreading FUD, Primediceboy.

ILL BE UP PROCRASTINATING FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO

IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR SHITSTRIBUTION OF 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS

JUST PM ME A DOGEPARTY DOGEWALLET ADDRESS OR PUT IT IN YOUR SIG

THAT MEANS 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS FOR YOU!!!

HELP SPREAD THE FECAL LOVE!

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