Here are the winners: please post your btc address A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice  Congratulations 🎊 |
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I have 3 bets already. Oh my god. You guys are awesome. If other users came up with funnier jokes i can replace the 3 winners based on how it made me laugh. Or i can just change the rules and add more winners. Will announce the winners on saturday 12 am (est)
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I've chosen 2 winners already! I'll announce the winners later! I NEED 1 MORE WINNER! LOL
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Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal! Well, $5 isn't a lot, but it's probably sufficient incentive for users with multiple accounts to try and game the poll; so, you might want to reconsider how the winner will be chosen (or, at least, add some form of restrictions to the poll). I only know how to create a poll. How do i add restrictions to it? Cheers 🍻 |
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Hey btctalk people, come join this little fun
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LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
Hope u like.. LOL
This isn't a joke |
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Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal! |
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I changed my mind. Make it 3 people. Lol
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3 people to tell the best jokes until 12 am (est) saturday, nov. 21. will get 1 usd (btc) Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want. Remember, 3 people Good luck 🍀 I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun. Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal! |
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Tae bagsak ngayun internet ko... kaya ngayun ako naka balik kasinag load lang ako... nahihirapan na ko mag online dhil na wala na ang smart babad mode bug... hirap nanaman sa load... tapus problema ko pa ung nag sugal si gf... ubos pera ko hindi ko alam nag sugal pla sya... sinisisi ko ngayun kasi anu kakainin namin anak nya papasok pa sa skul... wla pang baon tapus iphone sinanla at isang nokia sinanla din pra sa sugal.. bwiset na buhay... to... may ibang way ba kayu jan mabilisan kita.,,... .. im sure wla kaming kakainin bukas nito... nag hahanap ako nang arawan na kita....
may possible bang ganun everyday kita...
boss try mo sa odesk. kung ok ka naman mag turo any na pwede mo ituro per oras ang bayad sayo dun at USD na po ibabayad sayo. per ng mga newbies dun mga 3 to 4 dollars per hr po ah. so kung matsaga po kayo kikita kayo dun sa umpisa lang mhrap mag hanap ng mag hahire sayo para mag turo k saknila pero ok po un. or kung gsto mo sir maka menos k sa net. my mga tao gumagawa ng paraan para libre internet. hehehe my mga ang bebenta din ng mga router pero life time mo na ggmitin mabilis pa. madami jan search lang katapat ^_^ Interesado ako dito sa router na ito. San kaya meron nito para maipamigay sa pasko 😂😂😂 my nakita n ko dati boss nag bebenta life time d ko n makita ngayon pero ikaw sir kung mkkpag search ka sa iba makakakita ka po. ^_^ Sige po. Salamat. Susubukan ko humanap ng maka tipid and mga kapamilya. 😂 |
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Tae bagsak ngayun internet ko... kaya ngayun ako naka balik kasinag load lang ako... nahihirapan na ko mag online dhil na wala na ang smart babad mode bug... hirap nanaman sa load... tapus problema ko pa ung nag sugal si gf... ubos pera ko hindi ko alam nag sugal pla sya... sinisisi ko ngayun kasi anu kakainin namin anak nya papasok pa sa skul... wla pang baon tapus iphone sinanla at isang nokia sinanla din pra sa sugal.. bwiset na buhay... to... may ibang way ba kayu jan mabilisan kita.,,... .. im sure wla kaming kakainin bukas nito... nag hahanap ako nang arawan na kita....
may possible bang ganun everyday kita...
boss try mo sa odesk. kung ok ka naman mag turo any na pwede mo ituro per oras ang bayad sayo dun at USD na po ibabayad sayo. per ng mga newbies dun mga 3 to 4 dollars per hr po ah. so kung matsaga po kayo kikita kayo dun sa umpisa lang mhrap mag hanap ng mag hahire sayo para mag turo k saknila pero ok po un. or kung gsto mo sir maka menos k sa net. my mga tao gumagawa ng paraan para libre internet. hehehe my mga ang bebenta din ng mga router pero life time mo na ggmitin mabilis pa. madami jan search lang katapat ^_^ Interesado ako dito sa router na ito. San kaya meron nito para maipamigay sa pasko 😂😂😂 |
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Maybe it would be better to use your gift card to order stuff for other people and sell them for a profit. Also, why would you sell your account, maybe you will need it in the future. But, if you really want to sell it than post it in the marketplace section  I did this already but it seems like no one is interested. Hey wait. I am interested. I am just waiting for Black Friday before placing my order. I am not ordering much, maybe between 30 USD to 50 USD only.. So if you really want to sell your Amazon.com account, kindly wait until Black Friday is over so that I can purchase something from you. Have you check Purse.io? I will. Don't worry. |
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Maybe it would be better to use your gift card to order stuff for other people and sell them for a profit. Also, why would you sell your account, maybe you will need it in the future. But, if you really want to sell it than post it in the marketplace section I did this already but it seems like no one is interested. |
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Quick question,
since i can't convert my gift card balance to cash, can i sell my own amazon.com account here?
i'm asking politely so no need to be rude or anything!
Cheers! |
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Oh. Lol. Didn't know that its 179 on best buy but its only 70 now due to sale. Okay changing my price to 100 (shipping included + custom fees and tax) (free shipping anywhere in the world) Cheers! |
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HI SELLING MY BRAND NEW SANDISK ULTRA PLUS microSDXC (128 gb micro sd card) + adapter included for free works on android, pc, tablet, laptop, cameras (adapter needed) etc... specs: https://www.sandisk.com/home/memory-cards/microsd-cards/ultra-plus-microsdCurrent market value 149.99 usd Selling it for 125. I will provide free Shipping (anywhere in the world) (UPS) (5-10 days delivery) (but commonly it's only 5) ESCROW IS A MUST! Or we can negotiate if you're a trusted member already! PM or email at thefrancis1864@gmail.com if you're interested! That'll be all! Cheers! |
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HI SELLING MY BRAND NEW SANDISK ULTRA PLUS microSDXC (128 gb micro sd card) + adapter included for free works on android, pc, tablet, laptop, cameras (adapter needed) etc... specs: https://www.sandisk.com/home/memory-cards/microsd-cards/ultra-plus-microsdCurrent market value 149.99 usd Selling it for 125. I will provide free Shipping (anywhere in the world) (UPS) (5-10 days delivery) (but commonly it's only 5) ESCROW IS A MUST! Or we can negotiate if you're a trusted member already! PM or email at thefrancis1864@gmail.com if you're interested! That'll be all! Cheers! |
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Thank you for contacting me via PM. I am interested in your offer. As I said in my thread, I am using going to purchase during Black Friday or Cyber Monday. So be sure to stack up your Amazon.com account with some dollar (I am sure there will be some people ordering from you too).
I have one question. I dont live in North America, will next day shipping work? I dont think so. I will pay for shipping fees if any.
Thank you for your response. I sure will be waiting for you. Can you send me via pm on where exactly do you live so i can check. Cheers! |
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