Will give 1 usd (btc) to the winners and 5 usd to the champ. Lol

[francisdean]

3 people to tell the best jokes until 12 am (est) saturday, nov. 21. will get 1 usd (btc)

Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want.

Remember, 3 people

Good luck 🍀

I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun.

Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!

[francisdean]

I changed my mind. Make it 3 people. Lol

[lolxxxx]

A person Enters A rickshaw from one side and immediately exits from other side after exiting from rickshaw he says My world is changed lol

[erikalui]

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

[francisdean]

Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!

[TheGAMER]

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

Hope u like.. LOL

[francisdean]

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

Hope u like.. LOL

This isn't a joke

[francisdean]

Hey btctalk people, come join this little fun

[TheGAMER]

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

[u9y42]

Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!

Well, $5 isn't a lot, but it's probably sufficient incentive for users with multiple accounts to try and game the poll; so, you might want to reconsider how the winner will be chosen (or, at least, add some form of restrictions to the poll).

[sureshnsnet]

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
.
.
.
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[erikalui]

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
.
.
.
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Girl (takes out a gun and shoots the boy): You said you'll die for me right? Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[gordonhill]

Two whales go playing into a casino. The first one says...

"Eooooooohahhhhhhmmm-

mmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooaaaaaauuuuuu...."

The second whale turns to the first and says, "Frank, what is wrong with you?"


A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, " Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My alcoolism is destroying my family."


Cheers!! ●‿●

[syndria]

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

Hope u like.. LOL

This made me laugh, for serious person its not

[francisdean]

Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!

Well, $5 isn't a lot, but it's probably sufficient incentive for users with multiple accounts to try and game the poll; so, you might want to reconsider how the winner will be chosen (or, at least, add some form of restrictions to the poll).

I only know how to create a poll.
How do i add restrictions to it?

Cheers 🍻

[vorazvora]

Student meets student.
- Where are you going?
- Drink beer.
- ahh.. You know how convince me!

Cheers 

[shanerc563]

I have to say, I think I have the best and BIGGEST JOKE of this year, maybe this decade.  I am not absolutely sure about this, but this is a great joke at work, on the bus, at lunch and even at the bar last night.  Are you ready for it??  Here goes the biggest joke in the last 8 years!!!!!

[tarsua]

A- spell me
B- M E
A- you forgot the D
B- there is no D in me
A- Not yet

[vorazvora]

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

This joke gonna be funny only in Spain 

[nydiacaskey01]

What did the Picture said when he was sent to Jail... "I was framed"