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To grandchildren: Back in my day you got 50btc per block.
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So why have you stopped the repayments?
He's still mining coins, and keeping them for himself. Our coins! What a swindler!  Perhaps we should look into contacting his local area paper and informing them about the $100,000+ worth of Bitcoins he stole. They might be interested. Maybe not. If we're really lucky it might go viral, but doubt it. |
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Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank for 8 hours?
Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank playing his guitar for 8 hours? Lose eyesight, lose penis, lose control of bowels and lose arms & legs or stuck in broken lift with Dank playing his guitar whilst tripping for 8 hours? I'd pick the former. |
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I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight.
Would you rather lose your eyesight or your penis?  Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank for 8 hours? |
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When this silly fasting thing starts Dank, how are you going to prove to us your not eating? You might be stuffing into a cheeky tube of Pringles when everyone's gone to bed.
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Wikipedia quote "The practice of sungazing is dangerous. Looking directly at the sun for even brief periods of time may cause blindness or severe damage to the eye." I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight. Think I'll give this sungazing thing a miss. |
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Received.
You still owe hundreds of BTC. What are you planning to speed up repayment process?
Think yourself lucky he hasn't done a 'Hashking'. |
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In Dank's finally episode, meet our hero Dank in the local eye injury hospital as he foolishly looks at the sun through a telescope.
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Selling Rolex Oyster Perpetual Air-King
Comes with nice green padded case, owners manual, and the watch of course!
Give a reasonable offer. Will post pictures tomorrow.
I'll take it off your hands for free Dank. Because remember you have no need for money. The question is, will you back up your own words or fall flat on your face? Also, does mummy and daddy know your selling this watch they bought you? |
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It kept me entertained for a looong time. You guys have no idea how much I laughed when entire scheme collapsed.
Yet you waited until November 12th to register your account on this forum? |
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100% confirmed, spoke via email at his srgexpert address. Basically more payments will be sent when coins come in from his debtors. (Which is unlikely because most of his debtor's have done a runner.) |
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Better change your thread title and your sig seeing you're no longer offering interest on deposits.
Better still, just lock this pointless thread. |
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I understand everything, for I am god.
Silence!!!How dare everyone mock the almighty Dank in this fashion. We are nothing in his shadow of our Lord Dank!!! 2000 years of searching and God reveals himself at long last, here on Bitcoin Forums. Have respect!!!! Dank created everything, in heaven and earth. We are mere worthless mortals in Danks power. Kneel before Dank and beg for mercy, or feel his eternal wrath!Our Dank in Bitcoin Forums, hallowed be your name.
Your Bitcoin come, your will be done, on earth as in blockchain.
Give us today our daily Satoshi.
Forgive us our scams, as we forgive those who scammed against us.
Lead us not into ponzi, but deliver us from Pirate.
For the kingdom, the power and the Bitcoin are yours.
Now and for ever.
Amen. |
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I understand everything, for I am god.
That's it. His mind has finally broken. I suppose the realities of life, getting a job etc... has pushed his weak brain into this fictional world to escape it, so the realities don't exist. |
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Assuming your patellas are still attached to your body. Hashking, can you pull your head out the sand hoping your debt will disappear, and reply to the email I sent you please.
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Because of their expected future value. Just people speculating.
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This thread is a caricature of a ponzi scheme. Maybe, with enough idiots, it can grow to a real ponzi scheme.
Caricature? I'd say more like a huge wall sized oil painting. But of course you have to stand back to see it properly. |
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When you eat food, you are destroying yourself. You create division between your soulmate. Why do you eat food everyday? Because your primal instinct tells you to. You listen, for you believe you must kill other parts of yourself for you to sustain energy. In practice, everyday, we wake up, eat, and die again that night. We're trapped in this cycle of unawareness until we break free from it, until we learn to become self aware, we learn to stop doubting and just believe.
Thanksgiving will be my last meal, I will be transitioning to the other side, afterwards.
Interesting. Somewhat oddly Dank appears to welcome drugs with open arms, but happy to give a lecture on how bad eating is and how it destroys use humans. It does leave me scratching my head.  What other natural body functions does Dank disapprove of? Is sex frowned upon? What about breathing? How about releasing a huge dump? |
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