My SO was looking over my shoulder at the trading charts you guys posted, and she started laughing. I said "Why are you laughing?" She said "Those sharts. They're hilarious." Me: "Sharts?" Her: "Y'know, 'Sharts'. Shit charts."  I thought a shart was a fart with lumps in it |
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No, you lying dipshit. You only need a couple of clicks to verify the timestamps but why do that when you can make shit up, right? Bazinga's feedback reference: https://archive.fo/gyQDG#selection-47.0-47.27April 05, 2018, 05:39:01 PM Bazinga's whiny-ass post six minutes later: Chill out man. I already took your word for it and clearly didn't push the issue. Jesus. And I didn't lie. Like I said, trust pages don't timestamp. How the hell was I supposed to know that archive existed?? The fucking reference is there for a fucking reason, you fucktard. Except when you only care about crawling up Quicksy's ass, then yes, you're not supposed to know anything, because you're new here, right?  I always find the best scammy-ass busting threads following your brilliant last posts  cheers and keep up the great work!! |
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After briefly making it up in my head consulting my most revered texts, it is clear to me that the humourless shitposters are of the sanguine temperament - enjoy being part of a crowd (megathreads), enthusiastic and outgoing (constantly spamming), boisterous, and have a hard time relaxing. The are certainly not choleric (independent, logical), melancholic (thoughtful, introverted) or phlegmatic (quiet, sympathetic).
As we all know, the sanguine temperament is linked closely to the blood humour, which is also warm and moist. It seems logical, then, that the best treatment for these humourless shitposters, is either complete derision with cold, dry sarcasm, or bloodletting, perhaps of their entire blood volume. I will begin organising a randomised control trial immediately.
Honestly, I did wonder about about in some way locally tagging all the people who did not get the joke for my own benefit - not to say they are untrustworthy per se, just that they are colossally dense.
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Jeeeezus....are you tryin to take over Wordyman’s job or somethin? ....
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But I'm back up on correct chain and staking. All good.
btw, is there a way to delete the orphans? (no biggie, just curious)
tools wallet repair recover transactions 1  Thanx! shoulda just done that in 1st place , lol. live and learn... |
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I have problems to sync. My wallet is is struck at block 126230 (3 hours behind). It looks I'm not the only one. Some of the peers I'm connected to are on that block, while others are on 126834. What can I do?
exact same issue here, same block stuck on 126230. and all my coins currently immature. it would appear we are on wrong chain, I have stakes that are minted with around 50+ confirmations that I suspect are orphans. reinstalling didn't fix. (latest version wallet) answer to Q18 is solving this make sure u delete peers.dat too https://diamond-info.github.io/#q18once we after block 130000 this issues will be solved the new 3.0.1.0 wallets will then stop to talk with old wallets please everyone be aware that at latest on april 6th u MUST update ur wallet to the latest one 3.0.1.0 all old wallets will at block 130000 lose connection to mainnet Finally fixed. Ended up just deleting everything (except wallet.data of course) and installing from scratch latest version then closed out the empty virgin wallet and pasted my wallet.data into the DMDV3 folder. Re-opened wallet and as expected my last 8 stakes are all (?) orphans. But I'm back up on correct chain and staking. All good. btw, is there a way to delete the orphans? (no biggie, just curious) |
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posters who like suddenly appear in here outta nowhere and proceed to plaster walls of text/memes every other post
for like past 6 pages... kind of annoys me...
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....an assortment of vests...
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I have problems to sync. My wallet is is struck at block 126230 (3 hours behind). It looks I'm not the only one. Some of the peers I'm connected to are on that block, while others are on 126834. What can I do?
exact same issue here, same block stuck on 126230. and all my coins currently immature. it would appear we are on wrong chain, I have stakes that are minted with around 50+ confirmations that I suspect are orphans. reinstalling didn't fix. (latest version wallet) |
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I'm actually surprised at the number of people that seemingly take this silliness seriously.
then again maybe they are taking the piss too....
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Dude, get a life! The pic has ONLY 1.5M views.
make that 1.5 Million-and-one... Please help
My account is Cryptsy 15 coin UNOBTANUIM
You could recover
Thank
sorry mate...those coins are unobtainable... padda-boom... pshhhhh edit...oh wait, I just watched that movie "Avatar"... apparently there's a boatload of Unobtainium on the planet Pandora... |
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<-----wtf??!
...oh yeah its April Fools day.
How fitting for it to be on the same date as when that mythical dude died then came back to life while giant bunnies
were running around playing with colored eggs...
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ah ok... but where's the meme of homero workin at mickey d's asking a muggle "would you like fries with that? "  |
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watching the price everyday, as usual.
oh yeah... that reminds me, I have a very slow leak in my tire....
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huh!! you may well ask why I feel feel foolish for dumping some of my free bitcoin gold at $400 ? Well that's because I'm still hodling the other half .... I don't trust in the future of this coin. I think it is a shitcoins, and it created for speculation.
that's true for 99.9% of every shitcoin cryptocoin out there...hello!!! |
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Hate to burst your Paycoin Bubble, but they gave Homero immunity to snitch on Stu for the GAWsuit & they didn't get anything valuable from him, but their case is strong, even without his "help."
Immunity was granted only on condition that he is truly broke. If they ever find his hidden loot, all bets are off.
He'll have to keep looking over his shoulder for the rest of his pitiful life.
Lol immunity deals are only ever good if they end up getting something that can then be used to catch the criminal the snitch set up for them. If they don't get the bigger bad guy, the immunity doesn't even go into effect. I might have used the word "immunity" wrong --- they gave him a pass from the civil GAWsuit, (and got nothing out of him) -- no real legal immunity, lulz.... If / when they find any of his hidden wealth, he will FRY. Woh.. FRY...?! as in like Old_Sparky... yikes!! well that's a bit extreme,eh what? Personally, I'll be happy to see him darning bubba's socks with jeezus sandals and an orange jumpsuit for a few years and maybe praying to the invisible sky daddy for forgiveness with all his Christian inmate buddies. (Only (mythical) god fearing Christians in the slammer doncha know... None of those evil rational thinking atheists that don't believe in grown up fairy tales...go figure....) hey...did i just like subliminally leak out rant there? lol |
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Have you ever considered the possibility that he has 1000s of BTC and other cryptoFIAT to sell/ launder ? How many millions have they made while you and the other noobs are focused on that TX ? Are you hooked on that lure ? Or are you phishin for noobs ? xD Well god damn!!!I'm so totally focused on that TX it makes my head tingle and sends shivers down my spine! Everytime I see that blockchain link I immediately have to click on it because I'm totally addicted to its alluring seduction. And to think that rascal Vern is making millions while I stare at it in a helpless euphoric trance. No wonder he hasn't moved 'em in almost 4 years.... |
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Now that all this data harvesting crap has come to light (gee...what a surprise! lol)
I'm so glad I signed up using a fake name.
(only because I needed an account to collect airdropped stellar lumens that I have long since dumped for bitcoin)
Publishing daily crap on social media under your real name just seems ludicrous..but that's just me.
Even if you are careful , eventually you are bound to post something regretful after a couple of gin and tonics or whatever.
Seems like everyday you read about some idjut blabbermouth getting fired or whatever for shooting his/her mouth off on social media.
All 5 of my family and friends know my pseudo name so it works out pretty good for me occasionally posting and reading random shit
knowing my footprint will not link back to my real name, tho I'm sure big brother will eventually get wise...
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Would they delay his sentencing because he is cooperating in a larger investigation against Stuart Fraser? And if he cooperates he has a deal to not only get his sentencing delayed but also the numbers of years in prison taken down? Seems like the most rational reason for such a big delay. It really is quite the anomaly.
I bet he has a lot of incriminating documents and conversations against Stuart to be honest.
I'll go out on a limb here and say that's probably a more realistic/plausible theory than the ball cupping scenario... |
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we have a new mandatory wallet release for DMD Diamond that need to be installed pre block 130000 https://github.com/DMDcoin/Diamond/releases/tag/v3.0.1actual blocknumber https://chainz.cryptoid.info/dmd/640 blocks a day are produced the slowly decresing blockrewards didnt follow the designed mechanics from whitepaper we fixed the code which result in a mandatory update because its no emergency we have plenty of time so the forkblock was selected over 10 days in future a early april update (pre 5th april) will be early enough but the sooner u update the better I just d/l the qt exe file only. Opened it and everything looks good (balance, staking active and version 3.0.1.0) That was pretty painless. I'm assuming that's all I need to do? |
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