PSA: not every last thing has to be shoddy, stupid or dishonest.
Thank you.

So umm Elwar put his seastead in the water on 2 February and hasn’t posted since 5 February.  Is that right ?

Has anyone heard from him?

O fuck, my whole body is hurting, was gonna write akes, but I don't know how to spell that. Except for my left leg, go figure.
 I'm going back to bed,hope it's gone by tomorrow or I'll have to go to the rheuma department of the hospital, or what ever it's called. Nighty night.

well if animated hats become a thing i will have to make an exception. naturally WO hats are of prime importance.

Well. You can say what you like about the Germans.

Well ok but you have to wait for the tamagotchi to cross the rubicon otherwise the beaver trend still applies. I'd prefer to wait till the close of the 127-hr then set my limits at the appropriate special numbers.

How bias?

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2018/12/24-cognitive-biases-that-are-warping-your-perception-of-reality?

Surely we can see with some degree of accurateness that this postulation bears a degree of accuracy while at the same time and notwithstanding however we can also posit that toxic's chart from a few pages back also exhibits the single whale theory with a surely more level of accuracy, where we witness the same amount of bitcoins being bought up at a low price thereinafter or later if you prefer that formulation being sold or perhaps indeed dumped at a higher or perhaps we could call it better price, notwithstanding the third theorisation that i personally have seen being bandied about these interwebs that it was all due to an ethereum whale buying up on bitmex setting huge walls and i personally suspect that this might have potential for being the most likely reason for the recent dumperunio because the volumes on mex for eth in the past week or perhaps we could more accurately term it 8 days haha show these large buys pumpening up the pricitudes and then dumping yesterday. so while we can say with a certain degree of accuritude that your assertional statement of out of our assitude has a reasonable ring to it we can also state that there are some figures and other datas on the interwebs which back up these rumorifications

Thanks to micg for the original idea, and a huge thanks to xhomerx for translating that into something amazing:

I thought that you were going to bed Jojo?  hours ago?

I think what's happening is...
Jay JuanGee has been replaced by an AI bot that concatenated the megs of text he has posted here in the past, and uses the source file to create posts now using an enhanced markov chain random text generator to perpetuate the illusion of his presence.

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