How many people have you ever watched die dank?  Regardless of whether you believe in an afterlife or not, death is frequently a messy, ugly event. I doubt you'll ever put yourself in a position to observe it because you seem to have a fear of reality.

But hey, if people don't get adequate medical treatment at Wankapalooza then it's all good because it's their karma if they get injured or die and they should have just healed their souls before attending.  That's going to make a wonderful defence when somebody sues your ass off.

The best promoters in the world would have trouble organising a million people event for just before Christmas in two months and they have both the contacts and the money to make things happen.  How are potential volunteers or attendees even going to know about this event when all you do is post a wishlist in this thread?  You can't even publicise it because you don't have a fucking venue.

Are you going to just throw up a Facebook page at the last moment and invite everyone on FB?  I know.  Why doesn't one of us create a FB page for your event and link it back here so that your potential volunteers and attendees can communicate with you directly about Wankfest?  The more people who know about it the better, right?  I'm sure people will donate/volunteer everything you need once they learn about this event.  We should all get onto publicising it right away.

This is a blatant attempt to distract from the accusations leveled against him with random nonsense, it's not worth engaging.

Don't you think that without appropriate equipment that medical education is going to be pretty useless for anything other than administering bystander CPR (which has a devastatingly low success rate).  The original Woodstock had to have medical supplies and equipment flown in by helicopter (and had to medivac people out) - what on earth makes you think that an event twice that size isn't going to need either?  Not to mention the fact that the indemnity insurance of medical workers isn't going to cover them practising medicine at an event which isn't even going to have public liability insurance.  


Atlas actually got banned for dank's kind of ridiculousness.  I suspect that the only reason the mods haven't moved dank's thread to Off-topic is that it's already located in the scammer forum.

Dank is obviously just trolling at this point.  However Dank, why not just get some experience in the adult world by actually just doing SOMETHING?  If you live in a college town, just set up "Dankfest" and try to get some good local bands and college kids to come by.  That would be a relatively easy thing to do, and if executed properly it could probably make you, as the promoter, some money.  

Aww Dank, I thought you were serious hon. But after hearing you just hand wave what Ant has to say away, I'm really disappointed.

You really do need medics hon, what if someone falls? What if they get lacerations? It's not about someone getting sick, it's about someone having an accident.

-Zoey

Dank, you have no clue what the hell you are even planning. You HAVE to be trolling or posting for attention.

Nobody is going to lend you $150,000 in lights

But you probably figure everyone can just shit on the ground, get dystentary, and die.

That's ALL you have, is ideas. You don't have the education, the knowledge, or the experience, or hell, even the goddamn intelligence to understand the depths of your ignorance or what you need to learn to about.

Complete ONE fucking project. In the time you've spent rubbing your face and/or ass against the string of your guitar someone who had taken lessons, even someone with no musical talent and a tin ear, could play simple songs that are beyond you.

I'm serious, you could really benefit from a hitch in the Army or Marines, a tour or two of Afghanistan.
And don't give me that crybaby shit about killing people. 3/4 of the jobs in the military have nothing to do with combat.

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