Dank, can you give a ballpark figure regarding your parents financial security? Nothing too specific necessary, but are they like middle class American's who own a home and have income, or are they wealthy? If push comes to shove and Dank Bank had some short term liquidity issues, would they be able to back you?

There are no dank trade secrets.  You use new money to pay old debts.  I've caught you in lies numerous times in this thread already - not going to rehash them - tell some new lies.  Most people view your ponzi as such which explains why you are not successful in stealing people's money.  Finally, 217% interest a year is unsustainable.  If you make MORE than that in your "trade secrets" (profit to buy guitar tuners, etc), why did you need rent money from your parents?

2) He wants to remain anonymous
3) He won't explain how he makes his money (and he needs handouts despite)
4) The majority of users view it as a ponzi

When you combine that with 1) Rates are unsustainable, then all the signs of a ponzi are there.  Don't just believe that he has no intentions to rip people off - he is very interested in money and he has been caught in numerous lies already.

Is this guy for serious? Whoever deposited money in this guy's "bank" (it's probably just used to pay back credit card loans of 'Dank') is out of their minds. I wonder how many days until Dank's "Bank" will close down.

Of course it can.  You just do like Dank does and pay out of pocket (i.e. parents) for the interest.  

Regardless of the quality of your public school education, the one thing they do teach is how to study and learn; skills you later use if you decide to go to a university.
My personal opinion on public schools is biased, because the one I went to used to be one of the top 10 in the country (don't know what it is now). But regardless, the one thing that still keeps me conflicted between free-market anarcho-capitalism and centralized public schooling is fairness from lack of choice. Specifically, while adults can make their own choices (go to university or not) and live with the consequences thereof (be wealthy or poor), children are at the mercy of their parents, and have no say in what education they are able to get. In a system without public schooling, some kids (especially those from poorer, or more lunatic families) will not get any education. And sure, eventually those areas will become too dumb and unproductive, and the free market will punish them severely, but looking at history (and places like Alabama and Mississippi), the lessons learned from that punishment will not be "hey, we need education," but rather "I hate those elitists who think they know everything, and we should go kill them." More importantly, regarding children and lack of choice in education, I think that everyone should at least start on equal footing (or a reasonably similar footing) when they reach a point at which they are capable of making decisions as to whether to f*ck up their lives or not.

The real question is, if we're in a simulation, are we simulated, too, or are we "jacked in" somehow? And if we're all simulated "NPCs", Who's the PC?

The answer the current generation is likely to be to tell seniors that it's their own damn fault they bought into the social security ponzi scheme and they aren't going to be able to help themselves to the earnings of the younger generation any more. It's going to get messy.

WRT solving the problems of the world, it's not possible. Humanity will expand (metaphorically as well as literally) to over-fill any non-problem space you can define the same way a liquid fills a container. Any attempts to fix things from the outside will just lead to problems elsewhere. Aid to many places has had the disastrous effect of enabling cruel, evil regimes to stay in place well past their sell-by date.

I don't know if this has been covered at all, but could you explain your avatar? It looks like a head trying to eat it's own body, but I'm not sure.

What's the story with that?

They win the game, then get to play a whole new one.

I assume you won't be using any antibiotics, analgesics or anaesthetics throughout your life then.  Good luck with that.  Your statement reeks of First World privilege.  But hey, lets not worry about trying to get modern medicine to those millions of people in developing countries for whom you feel so much empathy - let's teach them how to mend their souls instead just like countless generations of missionaries have done for hundreds of years.