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There’s so much genius in this thread.
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In my humble opinion - China.
That’s un-american Oprah. We should ship your fat black ass back to Africa. |
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An old comedian named Carol Burnett described childbirth to men, “all of the men in the audience grab your lower lip and pull it over the top of your head”.
thought that was bill cosby that said that. Sorry but the rapist stole it and modified it from Carol Burnett’s old comedy routine. Carol Burnett described what labor pains feel like, she said, ‘Take your bottom lip. And pull it over your head.'”
This is from Bill Cosby’s 1970’s stand-up bit on “natural childbirth” (video after jump) in which he riffs on the Lamaze classes of yore: “The second pain hit, my wife said, [Incomprehensible Words] and STOOD UP in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said, ‘I want morphine! … ” gotcha. carol burnett was hilarious, cosby too. even if cosby turned out to be a scumbag he was still funny. not like thats bonus points or anything. Yeah, he was funny. I like watching the old classic comedians all the way back to Charlie Chaplin. If you like old comedy you should watch Foster Brooks. Seriously funny shit. |
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Congrats on shooting straight! Be extra nice to your wife for a while because she just shot a watermelon out of a place only cucumbers normally go.  An old comedian named Carol Burnett described childbirth to men, “all of the men in the audience grab your lower lip and pull it over the top of your head”. thought that was bill cosby that said that. and @ infofront: CONGRATS! Sorry but the rapist stole it and modified it from Carol Burnett’s old comedy routine. Carol Burnett described what labor pains feel like, she said, ‘Take your bottom lip. And pull it over your head.'”
This is from Bill Cosby’s 1970’s stand-up bit on “natural childbirth” (video after jump) in which he riffs on the Lamaze classes of yore: “The second pain hit, my wife said, [Incomprehensible Words] and STOOD UP in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said, ‘I want morphine! … ” |
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I haven't been active here much, but I'm still alive. I will try to at least delete the worst shitposting. Reporting particular posts to me via PM is helpful.
We had a long holiday weekend here in the states, and then my wife delivered our first baby right after. Shit's been crazy - attending to work, baby, wife, and sleeping when I get "free time".
 Congrats on shooting straight! Be extra nice to your wife for a while because she just shot a watermelon out of a place only cucumbers normally go. An old comedian named Carol Burnett described childbirth to men, “all of the men in the audience grab your lower lip and pull it over the top of your head”. |
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Good, fuck em. They’re leveraged up to their ass and they’re going to crash hard. The US debt has been ridiculous for a long time. Fortunately, they don’t control the whole world. They just think they do. |
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$4,205  Knew I was right to wait until Wednesday to buy. I considered it last night but thought it was best to hold fire.
Well today is Wednesday & this was a fucking stupid decision to wait & not gobble up coin at $3,5xx Going to LBC to buy NOW before we go up any more. So much sweet sweet FOMO today I wonder how many others are doing the same? Everything I bought is already at a $700 profit per coin. I wish I had more to spend, I’d still be buying. |
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 2341 You can take them all out for the day (fucking & sucking included) on your yacht for a good price in 2021 when we hit $100,000 per bitcoin. To the moon bitches! Okay, okay, hang on... We are rich. Now or in a few years doesn't matter, we can pick and choose. And maybe it's just the pickle in me, but of those? I only want the leftmost one. The others are TOO DAMN FAT on their ass. Looks like a hormonal problem to me. Men get fat in the belly, women get fat in the ass and upper legs. It's just no good. Especially when they don't have boobs to match, like the washboard on the right. And that's science, kids. Yeah, I want the one on the left too. She’s looking at the other bitches ass not the camera. She’s the one you’re gonna get to do a threesome and like it. |
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Have you ever talked to your wife and walked away repeating the word “cunt” over and over again in your head? Screw this, I’m gonna go get turnt.
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Coinbase off-book trading for whales? I’m not sure how that helps me but yippee. People need to get their coins the fk off of Coinbase. I'm sure that they are fractional reserve, and doing OTC for whales will probably make it much worse. Plebs will be 'leasing' what they think are their coins from the market makers. In a run to sell in a crash, who do you think will get their orders filled first: Whales or the plebs? Seen this movie before, it's exactly what happens with stocks in the stock market. Exactly what I was thinking of when I read the article. |
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I chose not to sell, to hodl and live like a pauper in the hopes that my dreams wouldn't be crushed.
Then my dreams were crushed. Then I sodl.
You talk about holding and selling as if they were all-or-nothing choices. You can sell small amounts as necessary and still be holding. That's exactly what I did this month. I was committed to my dental surgery so I had no choice but to sell, even though the price was down. Luckily it was only a small amount of my stash. I realize I hold more coins than you did but it's a matter of scale. Even if you only have half a coin, you can sell $100 worth to eat for more than half a week and still have most of your half coin left. I know you like a little drama but money is money and Bitcoin dips are not the time to sell. Are we certain this isn’t Atlas? I sense a little nihilism in every response. |
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Coinbase off-book trading for whales? I’m not sure how that helps me but yippee. |
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Who sells at the bottom?
A man needs to eat. There’s no shame in being young and poor. The only shame in being poor is when we quit trying to make life better. Now, shut the fuck up, rob a bank, buy some bitcoin and retire with the rest of us. If you get caught robbing the bank don’t worry because it’s three hots and a cot. Also, there’s an entirely different stigma attached to being a criminal. When you’re poor people pitty you. When you’re a criminal they fear you. There is nothing in a bank to rob, except debt. Turn water into wine.  |
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Who sells at the bottom?
A man needs to eat. There’s no shame in being young and poor. The only shame in being poor is when we quit trying to make life better. Now, shut the fuck up, rob a bank, buy some bitcoin and retire with the rest of us. If you get caught robbing the bank don’t worry because it’s three hots and a cot. Also, there’s an entirely different stigma attached to being a criminal. When you’re poor people pitty you. When you’re a criminal they fear you. And when you're rich they pretend to love you. Absolutely, that’s the best part. |
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Who sells at the bottom?
A man needs to eat. There’s no shame in being young and poor. The only shame in being poor is when we quit trying to make life better. Now, shut the fuck up, rob a bank, buy some bitcoin and retire with the rest of us. If you get caught robbing the bank don’t worry because it’s three hots and a cot. Also, there’s an entirely different stigma attached to being a criminal. When you’re poor people pitty you. When you’re a criminal they fear you. |
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2019 no man that train already past by....... next one will be filled with much more n00bs hanging on it That looks like a train filled with seasoned bitcoiners to you? LOL I don’t care who buys. Everyone’s fiat is welcome here. Go into the light my children, all are welcome, all are welcome.  |
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2019
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Technically, yes. I responded to dee roach.
That's my point. As a reminder, it is important to support the Russian Nazis over the Ukranian Nazis because the Ukranian Nazis have absolutely no chance in hell of destroying the Jews.   |
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Dude, get over it. They were sending a message and equate him with Pablo Escobar or Joaquín Guzmán. If half the citizens of the U.S. signed it they wouldn’t let him out. Upon reading the sentence, Judge Forrest explained she was making an example of the 31-year-old Ulbricht to send a message to others like him. The Wall Street Journal's Nicole Hong sums it up well:
"Ultimately she gave Mr. Ulbricht the harshest punishment allowed under the law, saying Silk Road was 'an assault on the public health of our communities' by making it easy for people around the world to buy illegal drugs. In a passionate speech, she detailed the ways drug addiction can tear families apart.
'What you did with Silk Road was terribly destructive to our social fabric,' said Judge Forrest, who also ordered Mr. Ulbricht to forfeit about $183 million."
This isn't to say that Ulbricht isn't a lousy guy because he almost certainly is. The court documents clearly paint a picture of an unrepentant man who sought to protect his illegal empire by "violent means, including soliciting the murder-for-hire of several individuals he believed posed a threat to that enterprise." Andy Greenberg of Wired describes how these particular details -- which, it should be noted, were not part of this trial -- led to Forrest's decision:
"With those attempted murders as context, Forrest was merciless in her assessment of Ulbricht’s seeming multiple personalities: the altruistic and admirable young man described in the letters sent to her as evidence of his character, versus the callous drug lord she saw in his actions." |
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Let me see if I got this right. You’re saying that people holding the lions share of bitcoin are able to control bitcoin with buying and selling? That’s a stroke of genius dude! You should work for JPMorgan Chase or Goldman Sachs. LOL
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