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4541  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Hashing24 is confirmed as a 100% SCAM! on: November 11, 2016, 10:15:47 PM
Dear Gleb Gamov, thank you for passionate investigation.
You are trying too hard and in fact all your comments have no sense.
You find some irrelevant information on the web and trying to turn it around.
But in reality it has nothing to do with the services we provide.

In fact why would anyone listen to you if your reputation is in question?

https://bitcointalk4.com/reputation/gleb-gamow-and-his-inappropriate-hypocritical-and-illegal-attacks/
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1012713.0


So i repeat all our contracts are real and anyone can request Bitfury this information, they will confirm. Also when your ordering withdrawal of your newly mined bitcoins you will receive email with transaction details at https://blockchain.info/. There you can check origin of your bitcoins. You will see that it is "Newly Generated Coins" from BitFury.  

We are not scam and never will be.
You can try to put out any information, but its all just talking and your  imagination.

obvious scam since you quote leroy fodor + spamming all active threads with gleb. what does cryptsy have to do with hashing24? both are scams but what else  Grin

400%+ roi here we come  Roll Eyes

No, I'm not kken01 talking to myself.  Tongue Tongue Tongue

The following is verbatim from https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1173703.msg16848194#msg16848194 to address Ivan's post:




Dear Gleb Gamov, thank you for passionate investigation.
You are trying too hard and in fact all your comments have no sense.
You find some irrelevant information on the wew and trying to turn it around.
But in reality it has nothing to do with the services we provide.

In fact why would anyone listen to you if your reputation is in question?

https://bitcointalk4.com/reputation/gleb-gamow-and-his-inappropriate-hypocritical-and-illegal-attacks/
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1012713.0

So i repeat all our contracts are real and anyone can request Bitfury this information, they will confirm. Also when your ordering withdrawal of your newly mined bitcoins you will receive email with transaction details at https://blockchain.info/. There you can check origin of your bitcoins. You will see that it is "Newly Generated Coins" from BitFury.  

We are not scam and never will be.
You can try to put out any information, but its all just talking and your  imagination.

Says the very guy who ... (you're gonna love this)

http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/community/threads/weltrade-broker-fake-endorsement-by-an-employee.26484/



And you can't be a Paul Vernon-CUM-Cryptsy wannabe without ... (you're really gonna love this)

http://ca.2eyo.com/company/systemgates-inc.html



To be fair to Ivan, the above has nothing to do with the services Hashing24 provides, but may I suggest having lube at the ready just in case.  Shocked Shocked Shocked


"Are you fuckin' kiddin' me! Everybody is on the wew finding irrelevant information and turning it around. Rumor has it that its controlled by some dude named Gleb or Phinn or Bruno according to links depicting him as a questionable character littered with accusations, none of which verified else he vows to exit the wew forever once proof is provided ... I just got a wew alert ... Dude, check it out! Hashing24 is promising a 405% ROI. I'm so onboard."


"Okay, listen up, gang! We're putting all our moneys into Hashing24. They're offering a 405% ROI and are using blockchain.info as proof that bitcoins are REALLY being mined. I'm sure you'll aggree with me that this is how we're gonna FINALLY recoup our loses due to the Cryptsy fiasco. Let's all chant. Fuck, Paul! Fuck, Paul! Fuck, Paul! Now, altogher, at the top of your lungs ... Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan!"

Bonus points to Ivan Liukau for playing the Zipkin-cum-Fodor-cum-Lueung Bruno-is-not-to-be-trusted card, albeit incorrectly, but points awarded nonetheless. You go, girl!

Apologies to those agreeing with Ivan that "all [my] comments have no sense", for my intent was for all my comments to make sense.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1677153.msg16844022#msg16844022



Question: Exactly how does one justify turning their hard-earned moneys over to Ivan Liukau promising them a 405% ROI when Ivan can't even abide by simple forum rules, viz. no linking to questionable sites, spamming, stalking and posting off-topic? TBC, Ivan did all four with his post I quoted scattered throughout this forum, dozens of which have already been removed making the mods earn their pay today.

Yep, just like with Cryptsy, this Ivan Liukau bastard with Hashing24 IS gonna fuck over the community again, in spite of lying through his motherfuckin' ass like Paul Vernon did, i.e. ...

http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



http://www.newsbtc.com/2015/11/10/cryptocurrency-exchange-cex-io-enables-tradingview-charting/

Quote
CEX.IO opened its doors back in 2013 as the first cloud mining provider.

Exactly how did Hashing24 provide a bitcoin cloud mining service in 2012 when such an animal wasn't first introduced till 2013 by cex.io? I'll answer that so you guys don't have to. The same way that Leroy Fodor, Marshall Long, Nick Spanos (who didn't even know who Satoshi Nakamoto was), and Craig Steven Wright were mining and trading bitcoins in 2009 when this forum had yet 20 registered users, none of which were them. They all fuckin' LIED!

Again, apologies for finding some irrelevant information on the wew and trying to turn it around.

Shit, I was about to post but something made me think that I may have read something like the above before. Now what the fuck was it? ... Thinking ... Thinking ... Ah, I remember now ...

https://forum.gethashing.com/t/pos-mining-stakeminers-com/3925/700

Quote
It does not say if you want to be a serious investor, it says if you are serious about investing, please lets not twist words, I deal with it enough from Suchmoon and Bruno. He was saying , as I am taking it, if you are serious and would like to invest but have questions about the service to ask.

Ivan, you've been served! HAHAHA & Chuckles <I love this forum!  Kiss>
4542  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Service Announcements (Altcoins) / Re: [ CRYPTO-CITY.COM ] Get Points for activities. New Members Joining Daily. on: November 11, 2016, 09:41:08 PM

whiny trolls or: I'm trying my best to warn the community against your scammy ass, Chantha Owen Lueung, just like I'm doing here with Hashing24: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1173703.msg16848194#msg16848194

Hey, Owen, here's a thought: Why don't you solicit Hashing24 to join your nefarious gang over on Crypto-city? He'll be a pecfect fit where he can pick your and Leroy Fodor's brains on how to be successful in Forex trading. HAHAHA & Chuckles
4543  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: CRYPTSY stopping withdraw locking accounts without notifying users! Class Action on: November 11, 2016, 09:25:12 PM
Dear Gleb Gamov, thank you for passionate investigation.
You are trying too hard and in fact all your comments have no sense.
You find some irrelevant information on the wew and trying to turn it around.
But in reality it has nothing to do with the services we provide.

In fact why would anyone listen to you if your reputation is in question?

https://bitcointalk4.com/reputation/gleb-gamow-and-his-inappropriate-hypocritical-and-illegal-attacks/
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1012713.0

So i repeat all our contracts are real and anyone can request Bitfury this information, they will confirm. Also when your ordering withdrawal of your newly mined bitcoins you will receive email with transaction details at https://blockchain.info/. There you can check origin of your bitcoins. You will see that it is "Newly Generated Coins" from BitFury.  

We are not scam and never will be.
You can try to put out any information, but its all just talking and your  imagination.

Says the very guy who ... (you're gonna love this)

http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/community/threads/weltrade-broker-fake-endorsement-by-an-employee.26484/



And you can't be a Paul Vernon-CUM-Cryptsy wannabe without ... (you're really gonna love this)

http://ca.2eyo.com/company/systemgates-inc.html



To be fair to Ivan, the above has nothing to do with the services Hashing24 provides, but may I suggest having lube at the ready just in case.  Shocked Shocked Shocked


"Are you fuckin' kiddin' me! Everybody is on the wew finding irrelevant information and turning it around. Rumor has it that its controlled by some dude named Gleb or Phinn or Bruno according to links depicting him as a questionable character littered with accusations, none of which verified else he vows to exit the wew forever once proof is provided ... I just got a wew alert ... Dude, check it out! Hashing24 is promising a 405% ROI. I'm so onboard."


"Okay, listen up, gang! We're putting all our moneys into Hashing24. They're offering a 405% ROI and are using blockchain.info as proof that bitcoins are REALLY being mined. I'm sure you'll aggree with me that this is how we're gonna FINALLY recoup our loses due to the Cryptsy fiasco. Let's all chant. Fuck, Paul! Fuck, Paul! Fuck, Paul! Now, altogher, at the top of your lungs ... Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan! Ivan!"

Bonus points to Ivan Liukau for playing the Zipkin-cum-Fodor-cum-Lueung Bruno-is-not-to-be-trusted card, albeit incorrectly, but points awarded nonetheless. You go, girl!

Apologies to those agreeing with Ivan that "all [my] comments have no sense", for my intent was for all my comments to make sense.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1677153.msg16844022#msg16844022



Question: Exactly how does one justify turning their hard-earned moneys over to Ivan Liukau promising them a 405% ROI when Ivan can't even abide by simple forum rules, viz. no linking to questionable sites, spamming, stalking and posting off-topic? TBC, Ivan did all four with his post I quoted scattered throughout this forum, dozens of which have already been removed making the mods earn their pay today.

Yep, just like with Cryptsy, this Ivan Liukau bastard with Hashing24 IS gonna fuck over the community again, in spite of lying through his motherfuckin' ass like Paul Vernon did, i.e. ...

http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



http://www.newsbtc.com/2015/11/10/cryptocurrency-exchange-cex-io-enables-tradingview-charting/

Quote
CEX.IO opened its doors back in 2013 as the first cloud mining provider.

Exactly how did Hashing24 provide a bitcoin cloud mining service in 2012 when such an animal wasn't first introduced till 2013 by cex.io? I'll answer that so you guys don't have to. The same way that Leroy Fodor, Marshall Long, Nick Spanos (who didn't even know who Satoshi Nakamoto was), and Craig Steven Wright were mining and trading bitcoins in 2009 when this forum had yet 20 registered users, none of which were them. They all fuckin' LIED!

Again, apologies for finding some irrelevant information on the wew and trying to turn it around.

Shit, I was about to post but something made me think that I may have read something like the above before. Now what the fuck was it? ... Thinking ... Thinking ... Ah, I remember now ...

https://forum.gethashing.com/t/pos-mining-stakeminers-com/3925/700

Quote
It does not say if you want to be a serious investor, it says if you are serious about investing, please lets not twist words, I deal with it enough from Suchmoon and Bruno. He was saying , as I am taking it, if you are serious and would like to invest but have questions about the service to ask.

Ivan, you've been served! HAHAHA & Chuckles <I love this forum!  Kiss>
4544  Other / Off-topic / Re: What we've learnt today. on: November 11, 2016, 07:50:35 PM


I was taken aback upon reading the above until, that was, I sourced a dictionary having the following definition of 'monster': A monster is a person who killed at least eight people and ate their body parts, not to be confused with a person who killed at least seven people and buried their bodies on this own property opposed to on some other's property, e.g. his or her's mother's property, AND kept a woman chained like a dog for an extended period of time in a container after killing her boyfriend in front of her several days earlier when she was first put in chains.
4545  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Lightningasic.com Zcash Cloud Mining Scam - BEWARE! on: November 11, 2016, 10:20:45 AM
@OP

Hey, since you were so hell bent on giving a known scam outfit your moneys and lost, try Hashing24 to get your moneys back, for they're offering a 405% return. See my thread in this section, then follow the link to their site and sign up. What's the worst that could happen? Loose a few more bucks? Hey, it's only money. Besides, Ivan comes across as a nice guy just like Paul Vernon and Sonny Vleisides and Leroy Fodor and Marshall Long and Craig Steven Wright and John Fitzpatrick and Chantha Owen Lueung and Joshua Garza and Josh Zerlan and Joshua Zipkin and ... shit, I'm almost outta ink.
4546  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Hashing24 is confirmed as a 100% SCAM! on: November 11, 2016, 10:09:36 AM
^^^ Let's see, since I've been on this site I've pissed off the Chinese, Russians, former communist countrymen, e.g. Bulgarians, and mega thugs throughout the world in this space, so if I happen to unexpectedly reach my demise, blame ... wait for it ... VODDDDDDDDD! (unless my body's found draped in a rainbow flag with a dead goat stuck up my ass, then all bets are off as to the fuck did me in).
4547  Other / Off-topic / So Long, Marianne (those in the know, know what this is about - so sad!) on: November 11, 2016, 08:02:00 AM
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/leonard-cohen-dead-at-82-w449792

Quote
Leonard Cohen, the hugely influential singer and songwriter whose work spanned nearly 50 years, died at the age of 82. Cohen's label, Sony Music Canada, confirmed his death on the singer's Facebook page.

My favorite lyrics:

Your letters they all say that you're beside me now.
Then why do I feel alone?
I'm standing on a ledge and your fine spider web
is fastening my ankle to a stone.

My favorite song:

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night forever
And you know that she's half-crazy but that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her that you have no love to give her
Then he gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer that you've always been her lover

And you want to travel with her, and you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind

And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him
He said all men will be sailors then until the sea shall free them
But he himself was broken, long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human, he sank beneath your wisdom like a stone

And you want to travel with him, and you want to travel blind
And you think you maybe you'll trust him
For he's touched your perfect body with her mind

Now, Suzanne takes your hand and she leads you to the river
She's wearing rags and feathers from Salvation Army counters
And the sun pours down like honey on our lady of the harbor
And she shows you where to look among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed, there are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love and they wil lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds her mirror

And you want to travel with her, and you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind
4548  Other / Off-topic / Re: Flat Earth on: November 11, 2016, 07:29:54 AM
Flat-eath supporters just post memes, not even logical memes. you are like a kid throwing an aple at people yelling an apple a day keeps the docotr away while you hit people enough that they have to go the doctors. there is not logic behind the statements you make. and even when people show you hard evidence that you cannot disprove. showing evidence of a spherical earth. you just respond with your dumb heres apple..

and as for the image with earth and the ludicrously over sized level imagine that instead of the earth, it be a watermelon, orange, soccer ball. what have you. they all are round and yet take something straight but incredibly small. like the flat end of a toothpick or a needle point. it may be flat. but when it is so small it can be pressed flat against the object. that doesnt mean that the object is flat. but rather that the point is so small.

your entire argument is not out the window.

Be thankful that we do that. Just look, learn and enjoy the truth.

http://whotfetw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Flat-Earth-Memes-371-5.jpg

http://whotfetw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Flat-Earth-12.jpg


Images can work quite well against monkey man science indoctrination. Look and stop being a globot zombie ape man.



When you research globe earth, you will find that the spinning ball theory doesn't stand up against the globe.

You will also find that flat earth doesn't have enough science behind it to even be a theory.


Cool

Grin Globe = spinning ball earth. You need this to apply in your life immediately: http://biblehub.com/james/1-5.htm
 
The LOGOS and the Creator which are the highest authority are confirming Flat earth so there is no more debate about that. As I said many times, Flat earth is 100% monkey man science free, guaranteed. But you still can take your worthless monkey man science and stick it somewhere...

http://whotfetw.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Flat-Earth-Memes-114-8.jpg


Even you flat earth people are really saying globe earth, though you don't know it. The dome is only half of it. The other half is under ground. So all you are really talking about a different kind of globe.

Cool

4549  Other / Off-topic / Re: So lesbians can get a penis but we cant get a bigger one? on: November 11, 2016, 07:25:38 AM
i dont want my wife cheating on me whit a niggar brotha from tha place in here.

so we want equantity, bigger penis for us all.


i want a 50 diameter and 40 long cock thanks

Says the user sans a tongue, something that his wife would probably enjoy down there by her husband, given that the general consensus is that black dudes don't eat pussy.

BTW, how big is your wife's hole that you need a giant dick to plug?

Newsflash: Most women don't really care for huge cocks because ... wait for it ... it fuckin' hurts them. The same reason most men don't fuck empty bottles of brake fluid because the opening is too small and made of hard plastic. A milk jug, on the other hand ... (shit, a double entendre that I now may have to explore - somebody help me finish off the rest of this milk, for I have a plan)
4550  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Hashing24 is confirmed as a 100% SCAM! on: November 11, 2016, 06:01:45 AM
http://whois.easycounter.com/weltrade.in

Quote
According to "Whois Weltrade.in", Weltrade is owned by zhouwen of suzhoukuangshanjiqiyouxiangongsi since 2015. Weltrade was registered with INRegistry on April 27, 2015. zhouwen resides in suzhou, China and their email is jawcrusher@163.com.

Earlier, Weltrade owners included Ivan Liukau Systemgates Limited in 2013.

The current Weltrade.in owner and other personalities/entities that used to own this domain in the past are listed below.



https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=15672.msg1253747#msg1253747



http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/forex-reviews/9405/www.weltrade.in



Quote
Dear FPA,
I am Amanpreet Singh from India and I am Partner of Weltrade India, Thank you for making a Review thread for our company, And as I don't see any reviews about our company, I would love to share few details about Weltrade here.


Weltrade is a brand name and trade mark of brokerage company Systemgates Ltd, Established on Aug 1, 2006, We have branches in England, China, Israel, Thailand, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia and Uzbekistan, and soon we will have office in India. From the last six years we are in the market, and that is the biggest proof of our credibility.

I am from India and managing Indian Client Circle,
We offer 24 Hours Telephone Support in India for any of your queries,
We keep our clients in touch by calling them time to time to know their trading needs,
We post Market Analysis and Trading Guidelines at our Facebook Page regularly,
And the Best thing is We process withdrawal requests within 30 minutes, as we understand the Value of our Trader's Time.
I am always available to manage everything in a timely manner so that my Indian Brothers must not face any problem with our company.

Bonuses are always offered at weltrade, Get 25% bonus on Deposit and we have several options for depositing money into your account, Indian VISA Debit cards, Credit Cards, Moneybookers, Liberty Reserve, Bank Wire and many more options available.

We offer MetaTrader 4 Trading Terminal, you can trade on your Computer as well as on iPhone and Android Mobiles.

(FPA, If contact Details are not allowed here please edit this part)
Our Official Contact number for India is mentioned at Website, you can call us anytime at +919041689565
Mail us at India@weltrade.com
Facebook : http://www.facebook.com/weltrade.ib

For Indians : Bhai, Foreign companies ke sath trade karne se accha kisi Indian Partner ke sath try karke dekho Smiley


I will keep checking FPA if any of our client faces any problem with our company, also i will introduce FPA to our clients so that they can also share their views.

Thanks FPA for providing everyone a place to share their views about Weltrade India.

http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/community/threads/weltrade-broker-fake-endorsement-by-an-employee.26484/



http://web.archive.org/web/*/weltrade.in



Re the grouped black lines to the left, on Nov. 17, 2013, weltrade.in redirected to weltrade.com.

Re the black line of July 29, 2015, depicts a mining site that's not crypto related, viz. a traditional mining company: Shanghai GeneralMining Company © 2000-2015 GeneralMiningcrusher.com

Re the black line in the 2016 belongs to another Chinese company, most likely affiliated in some capacity with BitFury.

The last time I counted them there were over a billion people in India, with most the women owning gold, hence Weltrade's wise decision to enter that market after being in business since 2006. They built weltrade.in so to have an official web presence in India. Smart! Then they quit servicing India, with a conventional mining outfit taking over weltrade.in outta China, now in the hands of another Chinese outfit. Fuckin' amazing!
4551  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Hashing24 is confirmed as a 100% SCAM! on: November 11, 2016, 05:01:27 AM
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This commercial was brought to by an archived page of pornogates.com owned by Ivan Liukau using the same address as Systemgates inc --> WelTrade --> SystemForex --> Hashing24

http://ca.2eyo.com/company/systemgates-inc.html



Question: Why doesn't pornogates.com accept bitcoins, Ivan?

http://website.informer.com/Ivan+Liukau+Systemgates+Limited.html



http://website.informer.com/Jokim+Booko+Jomaha+Ltd.html



Question: Would you rather double your bitcoins or earn a 405% ROI? Your call.
4552  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Hashing24 is confirmed as a 100% SCAM! on: November 11, 2016, 03:48:48 AM
http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



Unless I did the math wrong (please double-check my work), if I invested $1M USD, I would earn $4.05M USD profit within some undetermined timeframe (assuming 1 year, the standard). I would be able to do such sans any hardware, data center, utility cost, personnel, etc.

But, if I were to invest $1M USD into my own mining operation consisting of hardware, a data center, utility costs, personnel, etc., which would be subtracted from all the bitcoins I'm fortunate to mine, I would fail to achieve a 405% ROI like every other mining farm in this space.

Yet, Hashing24 + BitFury, combined, are able to offer a 405% ROI to their prospects with the exact same equipment sans expenses they, themselves are unable to achieve on their own accord.

Perhaps herein lies a clue to Hashing24's credibility: https://www.facebook.com/hashing24/videos/1785673278336920/?comment_id=1796777993893115&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D

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We do not have any relationship with Hashocean. We are independent company, and offer real power from real data centers. Our partner is BitFury - one of the leading industrial mining company. You can always ask them and they can confirm it. You can easily check at blockchain.info whether your bitcoins were really mined.

Yes, there it is! How could I've been so fuckin' blind? Check the fuckin' blockchain and you'll see all the bitcoins that BitFury mines.

BitFury makes under 100% profit due to ongoing expenses with their equipment, but via partnering up with a nobody they're able to offer a 405% ROI to their new customer base using the same fuckin' equipment and mining the same fuckin' bitcoins.

Maybe the following'll explain it better:


"Phinn, here's how we're gonna get rich. First we team up with Bubba Johnson's clan - yes, that Bubba - whereupon they'll sell contracts for the tables we make. For every table we make, these new investors through Bubba recieve moneys equivalent to five tables made. That's called a 400% ROI, if you're not versed in such things. Yes, you and I both know that we're limited on how many tables we can make in a day, ergo five times that amount is pure bullshit, but none of that matters because we Amish dudes have cred. So, if anybody calls, simply verify Bubba's claims, no matter how crazy they are, wereupon us Amish and Bubba are gonna be fuckin' rich off the backs of those thinking that they're gonna be rich. Oh, and here's the good part. Try not to laugh, Phinn. Those people not Amish or Bubba's clan, will be sending us moneys for tables that in no fuckin' way we'll be able to produce, but we get to keep the moneys nonetheless because ... quit laughing, Phinn ... seriously, quit ... shit, dude, now you got me laughing ... because ... because ... now I got fuckin' tears in my eyes ... because they signed a contract, let alone paying us with bitcoins ... fuck me, Phinn, I think I wet my pants."
4553  Economy / Scam Accusations / Hashing24 is confirmed as a 100% SCAM! on: November 11, 2016, 01:47:44 AM
http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



http://www.newsbtc.com/2015/11/10/cryptocurrency-exchange-cex-io-enables-tradingview-charting/

Quote
CEX.IO opened its doors back in 2013 as the first cloud mining provider.

Exactly how did Hashing24 provide a bitcoin cloud mining service in 2012 when such an animal wasn't first introduced till 2013 by cex.io? I'll answer that so you guys don't have to. The same way that Leroy Fodor, Marshall Long, Nick Spanos (who didn't even know who Satoshi Nakamoto was), and Craig Steven Wright were mining and trading bitcoins in 2009 when this forum had yet 20 registered users, none of which were them. They all fuckin' LIED!

To be clear, Hashing24 are motherfuckin' liars in stating that they provided a bitcoin mining cloud service in 2012 when cex.io was the FIRST to offer said services in the latter part of 2013. You can take it to the motherfuckin' bank that Hashing24 is lying about other shit as well. Furthermore, you might as well no longer trust BitFury since they've opted to bed down with them very obvious fuckin' scammers, fuckin' each other in all orifices while promising ill-informed prospects a 405% ROI.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



Here's the NEW user account of Ivan Liukau aka Hashing24.com, CEO of Hashing24: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=917282

http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



I will delete all my posts and lock this thread once it's proven to me that bitcoins are mined via a scrypt algorithm opposed to a SHA-256 algorithm. To be fair, I've been known to make mistakes in the past, with perhaps this being my second one this year.  Cry

Bruno

EDIT: More fuckin' lies (not yet ready to pen a second post to this thread): https://www.facebook.com/hashing24/#





Totally fuckin' amazin' how a dude from Tbilisi, Georgia, posted a very valuable piece of information designed to give Hashing24 crid over two months ago, but received only ONE Like of the 18,430 Hashing24's Facebook page's Likes - a dude rom Jakarta, Indonesia, kind enough to Like said post - leaving 18,428 people who Liked the FB page not giving a rat's ass one way or another of, again, a very valuable piece of information. Is it just me, or do you guys, too, smell purchased Likes here?

And if you think those figures are weird, wait till you get a load of this shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa6Y7G8Ksg



There you have Hashing24 enjoying 64,476 (now up to 64,521 64,565 [since I started penning this EDIT] from less than an hour ago when that screenshot was taken), yet nary a comment from the very voicetress bitcoin community expressing a good or bad review in almost three months. Now that's totally fuckin' amazing!
4554  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: How to scam the Bitcoin community for ONLY 0.4 BTC via a Press Release on CT on: November 11, 2016, 12:47:19 AM
http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



Twice in one year it saddens me to have to report that I've made a grave error. I was basing my stance of a 405% return being an impossibility of bitcoins being mined via a SHA-256 algorithm, but now obvious to everybody but myself I see that that's not the case at all. Since I'm not versed in such things, I'll concede my former position safely assuming that a 405% return is truly possible when mining bitcoins with a scrypt algorithm as Hashing24 truly does, otherwise them honest folks wouldn't have declared such to be the case, with being an error totally outta the question given that these folks are well-versed in the cryptocurrency space since 2012, depicted as a truism below on the exact same page as linked-to above, hence they, themselves, wouldn't have expressed such a grave error like I unfortunately have.  Cry Please forgive me, all. Also, please forgive me for trying to extort moneys from Hashing24, for I have lied about squirting jizz all over my laptop.  Shocked It's working fine. That said, I'm investing one million dollars into Hashing24's bitcoin scrypt mining program, whereupon I, like everybody else, WILL earn a 405% ROI. We're all going to be fuckin' rich or richer thanks to the wonderful partnership between Hashing24 and BitFury. Thank you, one-post-wonder Ivan, for giving us in the bitcoin community the opportunity to take advantage of your wonderful program. You're the bestest!

Scrypt Mining Bitcoins to the Moon!

4555  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: How to scam the Bitcoin community for ONLY 0.4 BTC via a Press Release on CT on: November 10, 2016, 11:50:29 PM
Hello everybody.

My name is Ivan Liukau, I'm CEO of Hashing24.

Thank you for your interest in Hashing24 and reasonable criticism. This project  was initiated after we became partners with BitFury as our primary supplier of mining power.

All our contracts are real and anyone can request Bitfury this information, they will confirm. Also when your ordering withdrawal of your newly mined bitcoins you will receive email with transaction details at https://blockchain.info/. There you can check origin of your bitcoins. You will see that it is "Newly Generated Coins" from BitFury.

We plan to add more funding options like visa/mc, and others. We will keep you updated.

I understand your concerns, but all mining power that we provide is real. We started not too long ago and we are hoping that within time we earn your trust.

Sincerely yours,
Ivan Liukau, CEO of Hashing24


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa6Y7G8Ksg



First off, exactly how does a new-kid-on-the-block Bitcoin entity have a YouTube video up for almost three months now enjoying 64.4K views yet doesn't have a single comment below said video from the voicetress crypto community - good or bad [review]?

Furthermore, why did BitFury opted to share its newly created coins with the rest of the Bitcoin community opposed to keeping all the moneys for themselves and perhaps (fuck that perhaps shit!) their investors (https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/bitfury/investors)?

Exactly how and why does a formidable (benefit of the doubt) BitFury team up with an outfit whose activities on the Internet are sparse at best?

Exactly how does the partnership between you two's business model truly make moneys for all those opting to join the new service? Revisiting what I mentioned above, and how does the model HONESTLY earn moneys for BitFury over and beyond simply keeping the mined coins for themselves and investors? In re the latter, it makes no fuckin' sense to built, then maintain a website, not to mention the needed support, catered to virtual mining by newly sought-after clients when it'll be easier and, again, more profitable to simply maintain the status quo. That said, this fuckin' venture has scam written all over it, thus you, Ivan, are going to have to do some major PR work to turn that sentiment around 180.

Bruno

EDIT: http://bitcoincloudmining.org/en/hashing-24/



Serious question:  Roll Eyes Exactly who do I submit my request for moneys so that I can purchase a replacement laptop since the one I was currently using a few minutes ago is now broken due to my jizz dripping through its keys onto its electronics. The last noise it made was, "Noooooooooooooo!"

Here's another question now that I've found the above: Assuming that all of BitFury's investors are astute, will there be enough mining contracts available to the general public once all the investors and their closest allies gobble up as much as possible, in essence the investors augmenting their returns over and beyond what's stipulated in their respective investor agreements with BitFury? The question was asked assuming that a 405% return is better than any return the investors once hoped to gain prior to the marriage of BitFury and Hashing24. On the other hand, since I'm not truly versed in these things, perhaps, BitFury's investors already enjoy a massive ROI, where a 405% return is merely a drop in the bucket to them, hence being willing and able to share them peanuts with the bitcoin community through the new venture Hashing24. Somebody, please set me straight in that regard, thank you in advance.
4556  Other / Off-topic / Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It on: November 10, 2016, 07:47:37 PM
http://thefederalist.com/2016/11/08/no-ecosexuals-mother-nature-not-want-sex/

"Good day, America! Meet the “ecosexuals,” a group of cheerfully deranged human beings who earnestly wish to engage in sexual relations with Planet Earth. Yes, you read that right."

Is there a live feed somewhere that accepts crypto now that you've gotten all our curiosity piqued?

Given that their main site is called Ecosex Convergence, I wonder if they're affiliated with the The Big Bang Theory known to title their episodes similarly.


Wait, I wonder if the Bees Brothers are aware that their bees might be regularly fucked in their mandibles by ecosexuals covered in royal jelly while performing their earthy deeds.
4557  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Service Announcements (Altcoins) / Re: [ CRYPTO-CITY.COM ] Get Points for activities. Trade it for Crypto currencies on: November 10, 2016, 04:57:55 PM
nefarious actors in the cryptocurrency space. HAHAHA & Chuckles

troll... yawn... rofl

You just continue to YAWN, Chantha Owen Lueung, and continue to call use TROLLS who go outta our way to bring the truth to the cryptocurrency community about you and your partner Leroy Fodor nefarious activities while you ROFL your mother fuckin' ass off. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Starting with you, Owen, the first quote, with the rest about crypto's number one serial liar, Leroy Fodor, your nefarious partner:

http://disciplinaryactions.finra.org/Search/ViewDocument/11197

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Lueung marketed the Alfa private placement as separate investments in
securities of Contact Sports and Journey of Light when in fact
customers received shares of Alfa. Lueung told his clients that the
private offering was an initial public offering of securities of Contact
Sports and Journey of Light. Lueung relied solely on the issuer's
representations in recornmending the securities to his customers.
Lueung held himself out to his customers as having conducted an
appropriate investigation and reasonable due diligence into Alfa, but he
failed to do so. In commending Alfa, Lueung made material
misrepresentations about the company's securities and failed to
disclose material adverse facts that he was or should have been aware
of, including the company's financial condition. Lueung did not
disclose the company's financial condition, as set forth in its Forms 10-
KSB, for example, nor that Alfa was the subject of a going-concern
clause in its financial statements for each of three years from 2001
through 2003. Lueung made statements about Alfa and its business,
including stock price projections and guarantees, for which he had no
basis. He told one customer that he should mortgage his house to come
up with the money to buy the stock.
He said that the sports and sports
apparel industry was recession-proof. Lueung compared investing in
Journey of Light's development project in Qatar to investing in Las
Vegas decades ago because both were located in deserts.
Lueung also
told at least one investor that he could ignore the risk disclosures in
Alfa's private placement memorandum because they had nothing to do
with Contact Sports and Journey of Light's business prospects.

Invest in Crypto-city because it and StakeMiners and RateCoin are all on the Internet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

« on: December 30, 2014, 04:03:22 AM »

I got started in Bitcoin a while ago, I was a day trader in the Forex Commodoties exchange. I closed my accounts in forex and sold my whole portfolio. And I started my own bitcoin mining farm in 2012. My wife and I this time last year had just suffered a fire that destroyed our large Bitcoin Mining farm. It was complete with Solar power, and just began switching out over power super PC we built and used as rigs for larger new ASIC equipment. We then suffered a terrible fire cause by arson that destroyed 3 businesses and our home. (we live in the Philippines so your business is part of your house in most occasions.) With no help from anyone, Not even the bitcoin community we were forced to start our new Bitcoin mining business with absolutely no money at all. Since I have done very well with the business so far, I built an informational website that helps to know how we did what we did. I saw I have a 3 month ROI on my miners which surprises most bitcoin miners and they kept asking how I was doing it, and I have helped many people get and earn bitcoin for free, all the way up to owning their own bitcoin mining farms with no money out of their pocket. [/size][/quote]

cyberpinoy, Apr 22, 2014: http://www.forexpeacearmy.com/community/threads/help-me-understand.33910/#post-162698

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Wow you have really good advice. And first I want to say thank you so much, you are helping me,

There is no cable internet available in the Philippines. The main reason I got into trading was because I wanted a way to work here to make money to get back to USA. While researching and practicing on demo accounts this past year I fell in love with this as more than just a way out for now, but more so as a possible career move for me. I am now thinking of doing this when we can finally move back to the United States. if this is all possible I can limit the amount of money needed to make our move, PROVIDED I wont have any issues withdrawing my profits from my broker.

I did research Forex.xom, I did investigate them and ask many questions about them, unfortunately I could not find much bad reports on them. Well let me say reports that effected the company itself. The reports I did find is why I do not use stop losses at the moment, 3 reports felt the broker was targeting their stop loses, So I figured If I dont use them they can not target them. and a lot of the other reports have been fixed since they came out ( reports 3+years old) or was just plain and simple bad judgement on the person writing the report. I found some people to have no discipline, they seem maybe to not understand risk management and were risking way more than they should have on trades. reports like this I have to ignore. But real authentic up to date bad reports on this broker I can not seem to find. I keep all my email chat sessions on backup and I copy my weeks trades and save the screen shots for proof If I ever need it. I never log into my account except from my computer at home, I do not use assistant programs or the expert advisers I make all my trades myself personally. HOPEFULLY this will limit the problems I may have withdrawing money when the time comes.

I will be looking into the power saver, it is a box that allows you to have 15 minutes of power for a computer in case of a brownout. I will also look into the USB broadband for a back up connection, as well as looking into purchasing a new laptop for future instances. The laptop I have now is 7 years old and does not work well. I use a brand new desktop computer for my trading.

Thank you so much.

In a world full of chaos, greed, manipulation, and ignorance, anything is possible, however for the time being Bitcoin is the gold of this industry and it seems Litecoin is the silver. they both seem to follow the same patterns much like Gold and Silver do in the real world. The difference I do see is there are many other coins comping up on litecoin, much faster than real metals come up on silver. As a forex trader it is hard for me not to associate these currencies I deal with in the crypto world to the ones I trade daily with on forex. I honeslty find them to be much like the commodities I trade daily. What i like about the crypto world is there is no paper contracts that can be sold by the big bankers that can cost you thousands of dollars within seconds herein the crypto world.

I like the fact these currencies are not controlled by the big rich bankers, and I hope to see it stay that way. because to be honest I am watching as the big bankers are hanging themselves and bringing the countries down with them as they force their countries into depressions over stupid mistakes that fill their pockets with endless amounts of cash at the expense of the countrys people they are working for.

Bitcoin can only get better with time, the more transactions we make the stronger it becomes, I personally think it would be a very complex task for another currency to step up to the plate face to face with bitcoin, but anything is possible. It would take a lot of work and an even bigger amount of cooperation, but thats not to say it would not happen. just like in forex, just ride that train to profits and step off before it falls, thats all we can do right now.


Timeline:

April 22, 2014: Thank you for the sage advice because I've been practicing trading Forex stuff for a year and am now looking forward to a career move to do this full time unless, that is, something comes along more betterer in May involving Internet money, but what are the odds of that happening?

December 30, 2014: I sold my Forex portfolio in 2012 to build the largest bitcoin mining farm in the Philippines.

June 14, 2014: Okay, fellow Bitcoiners, listen up! Honestly, as a forex trader it is hard for me not to associate these currencies I deal with in the crypto world to the ones I trade daily with on forex. Don't mind my spelling because I only minored in creative writing while earning my B.B.A. at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio. Yes, I'm learned, and to prove it I once had to school Bruno that "learnt" ain't a word, along with once correcting his "at the end of the day" phrase incorrectly used in spite of he used it exactly as I have (or is it had?) on several occasions.

From the desk of I Know My Shit!,

https://allcryptotalk.com/index.php/topic/466-why-has-btc-value-dropped-abruptly/?p=2774

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Allow me to clue you in, Bitcoin  market analysis are useless and a bunch of crap, why because bitcoin has no demand other than its tradable market. No one wakes up with the urge to buy bitcoins, no one is compelled to buy bitcoins, and no one Needs to buy bitcoins, because of that it is logically impossible to make either a fundamental or technical analysis for it. Until a real demand for Bitcoins is created or used, An analysis is just a fancy pants wallstreet boy who wants to push the market in a direction he needs and he is using you to accomplish that HAHAHA
 
How do I know, I was a forex trader who made these very analysis for commodities trade advice. I had a 380 consecutive winning portfolio on my commodities trades, with a less than 1% loss on my lost trades. So i think i know whats involved in making these analysis HAHAHA
4558  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: HOLD YOUR HORSES ! on: November 10, 2016, 04:14:55 AM


What happened here while i was gone ?
Things sure did take a weird direction  Shocked

..and i like it  Grin


"Here you go, Rex. This one's on me. Now, again, start at the top and tell Joe here exactly what happened before and after you were violated. Do it slowly, and try to remember the details centered around the peanutbutter and the gerbil."
4559  Other / Off-topic / Re: Crafting world's longest English sentence sans punctuations, repeating words, .. on: November 10, 2016, 02:25:26 AM
Some modification and another addition, still many more words needed to hit your goal of 314.  Wink

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Down swampy Louisiana way there dwelt an iniquitous necromancer named Toumura Maleficent Vurotia Vromira Morte whom I serendipitously thrice encountered who spent all her waking hours focused on raising long lost corrupted spirits from their waterlogged burial chambers steadfastly believing she might stumble upon abhorrent factualisms regarding omnipotent artifacts which shall more than likely reward herself untold and overwhelming powers concerning subjugation over earthly equinal lifeforms created by aside terrifyingly sadistic demons formerly residing among mere mortal ponies forever grazing across open fertile fields filled with by golden wheat traditionally utilized while developing procedures for discovering individuals manifesting antidisestablishmentarianism tendencies within largely liberal congregations around sprawling developments alongside meandering natural rivers flowing southerly verses northerly similarly like River Nile past multitudinous bustling metropolises including Luxor previously known as the Ancient Egyptian city of Waset or Greek Thebes once having had myriad hieroglyphs depicting femmes fatales mayhaps said seductresses hastening its ultimate demise when earthen atmospheric conditions constitute needed further evaluations reflected by through ever continually expanding evil forces entering into infinite territories naive humans have forsaken throughout written historical millenniums in recounted previous experiences people neglected incorporating required logistical anomalies whereas superficial conglomerates direct cute honey bee workflows creating intricate architecturally beautiful structures that are extremely pleasing to behold yet

structural masterpieces hence before leaving thee third confrontation with mentioned wicked deceased communicator thy was asked my dental services be rendered removing excruciatingly painful impacted wisdom teeth abating consistently annoying agony causing undue distress leading to inability performing ritualistic tasks requisite conjuring exanimate beings whilst ruminating about preceding events impacting reanimating abilities


That might not work, there would probably be a comma needed before hence?





Shit, dude, I had to read that twice through to get my head wrapped around. Mission accomplished, but now I have to read it some more to get my head wrapped around it. I'm sure it'll all make sense to me once I added to what's been written thus far, along with having done the accompanied edits. You da man!

64 words (+ 3 when factoring in the she-necromancer name change down to two words) left to go [at this penning] is not a lot of words. I see that the narrator made his/her reappearance (is he/she a [long lost] relative? just a thought).

Thanks for editing that hyphenated issue, bud. I see you incorped "thee" and "thy", which I have no issues with, the same true for any foreign terms part of the English lexicon/vocabulary that's commonly used today.

Both "river" and "rivers" was used, easily passing muster especial on how they were used, but in the caution on the side of erroring (or something like that), I changed "rivers" to "waterways" (again, please review ALL my edits).

Problematic terms highlighted in pink.

Extractable common words highlight in yellow available for future reuse.

Down swampy Louisiana way there dwelt an iniquitous necromancer named Toumura Maleficent Vurotia Vromira Morte whom I serendipitously thrice encountered who spent all her waking hours focused on raising long lost corrupted spirits from their waterlogged burial chambers steadfastly believing she might stumble upon abhorrent factualisms regarding omnipotent artifacts which shall more than likely reward herself untold and overwhelming powers concerning subjugation over earthly equinal lifeforms created aside terrifyingly sadistic demons formerly residing among mere mortal ponies forever grazing across open fertile fields filled by golden wheat traditionally utilized while developing procedures for discovering individuals manifesting antidisestablishmentarianism tendencies within largely liberal congregations around sprawling developments alongside meandering natural waterways flowing southerly verses northerly similarly like River Nile past multitudinous bustling metropolises including Luxor previously known as the Ancient Egyptian city of Waset or Greek Thebes once having had myriad hieroglyphs depicting femmes fatales mayhaps said seductresses hastening its ultimate demise when earthen atmospheric conditions constitute needed further evaluations reflected through continually expanding evil forces entering into infinite territories naive humans have forsaken throughout written historical millenniums in recounted previous experiences people neglected incorporating required logistical anomalies whereas superficial conglomerates direct cute honey bee workflows creating intricate architecturally beautiful structural masterpieces hence before leaving thee third confrontation with mentioned wicked deceased communicator thy was asked my dental services be rendered removing excruciatingly painful impacted wisdom teeth abating consistently annoying agony causing undue distress leading to inability performing ritualistic tasks requisite conjuring exanimate beings whilst ruminating about preceding events impacting reanimating abilities foretold ... (or foretelling; again, edit in or out)

https://wordcounttools.com/

Words   251
Characters (including spaces)   2067
Characters (without spaces)   1817


I think I require a synopsis as to what was last added, for all I was able to glean more-or-less is that the narrative had a toothache.  Cry Cry Cry TBC, I'm in no way alluding to that the addition was bad, just beyond my scope of comprehension at the moment, perhaps figuring it out within minutes, hours, days ... but not at this penning.

EDIT: Okay, I'm truly getting my head wrapped around it now once I got 'thee' and 'thy' fully engrained, for it was themist that trippeth me uppeth. I wish that I was born with a thesaurus up my ass like yinz, but perhaps there wasn't any room next to the pi et al., not to mention the circumference of my adit restricting oversized tomes, of which even today is limited to Cliffs Notes editions. Wanna see?
4560  Other / Off-topic / Re: Crafting world's longest English sentence sans punctuations, repeating words, .. on: November 10, 2016, 12:09:51 AM
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Down swampy Louisiana way there dwelt an iniquitous necromancer named Toumura Maleficent Vurotia Vromira Morte whom I serendipitously thrice encountered who spent all her waking hours focused on raising long lost corrupted spirits from their waterlogged burial chambers steadfastly believing she might stumble upon abhorrent factualisms regarding omnipotent artifacts which shall more than likely reward herself untold and overwhelming powers concerning subjugation over earthly equinal lifeforms created by terrifyingly sadistic demons formerly residing among mere mortal ponies forever grazing across open fertile fields filled with golden wheat traditionally utilized in while developing procedures for discovering individuals manifesting antidisestablishmentarianism tendencies within largely liberal congregations around sprawling developments alongside meandering natural rivers flowing southerly verses northerly similarly like River Nile past multitudinous bustling metropolises including Luxor previously known as the Ancient Egyptian city of Waset or Greek Thebes once having had myriad hieroglyphs depicting femmes fatales mayhaps said seductresses hastening its ultimate demise when ...

Replaced in with while, that opens up in to be used elsewhere. Then add this:

earthen atmospheric conditions constitute further needed evaluations reflected by ever expanding evil forces entering into infinite territories naive humans have forsaken throughout written historical millenniums

Nice addition, Zach Smiley

Back to editing the prose while I ponder what the fuck are solution/design/code audits.
I'm an enterprise software architect.  Part of my job is to ensure we are providing value to our clients by performing audits on the work project teams have done.

Solution audits - I evaluate the solution we have defined to ensure it successfully captures the client requirements and does so in a way that is efficient, scalable and maintainable.
Design audits - The solution is broken down into components. Each of these components describes a piece of the solution and how that piece will be implemented. I evaluate the detailed designs to ensure they are indeed providing the required solution components and doing so effectively.  For example, can this component be implemented using product functionality rather than custom coding?
Code audits - I ensure the developers use best practices, that the code is easy to read and maintain, that it is documented, that tests are included, that it performs its duty as efficiently as possible, that exception scenarios are handled, that it won't get caught in infinite loops or leak memory.  That sort of thing Smiley

That's fuckin' amazing! That's @ Zach. @ jonnybravo0311, come again, for all that I was able to ascertain is that you're some sort of thatman at some that company which somehow pays you a salary for a service that you've outline above. Did I nail that?  Grin Grin Grin <seriously, I get it, bud>

Now, back to editing that which I have started. In the spirit of pi, I wish to it be exactly 314 words in length. Also in the spirit of going full circle, I wish the prose to end in the voice of the [first-person] narrator. Yes, it's a major calling, but I'd say we're (translated: probably mostly you all - I'm just the creator-cum-part time editor possessing rudimentary skillsets, faking it like ALL my ex-girlfriends used to do) up to the task.

I envision the prose to virtually tell a complete story (a short story). In that vain, it'll need a title, one consisting of words not used in the prose, yet [fully] portrays the story. Perhaps too early to contrive one now, but not too early to start thinking of its title. The title will not count toward the word count. (here's an example of how my brain works: in hindsight it would've been great if the title were indeed part of the word count, with it not only acting as an actual title, but also as the start of the prose, which may still be accomplishable if any of yous are up to the task while I independently explore such avenue, with no promises - furthermore, in re how my brain works, I feel like I'm trapped in some sort of Rube Goldberg thingy, expanding a once relatively simple task into a more complex project with each subsequent post, taking all yous along for the ride pretending to steer  Shocked - but whatever I'm doing, I have at least one highly educated dude participating during work hours on this asshole's thread  Roll Eyes)




Problematic terms highlighted in pink.

Extractable common words highlight in yellow available for future reuse.

Major concerns in bold red.

Down swampy Louisiana way there dwelt an iniquitous necromancer named Toumura Maleficent Vurotia Vromira Morte whom I serendipitously thrice encountered who spent all her waking hours focused on raising long lost corrupted spirits from their waterlogged burial chambers steadfastly believing she might stumble upon abhorrent factualisms regarding omnipotent artifacts which shall more than likely reward herself untold and overwhelming powers concerning subjugation over earthly equinal lifeforms created by terrifyingly sadistic demons formerly residing among mere mortal ponies forever grazing across open fertile fields filled with golden wheat traditionally utilized while developing procedures for discovering individuals manifesting antidisestablishmentarianism tendencies within largely liberal congregations around sprawling developments alongside meandering natural rivers flowing southerly verses northerly similarly like River Nile past multitudinous bustling metropolises including Luxor previously known as the Ancient Egyptian city of Waset or Greek Thebes once having had myriad hieroglyphs depicting femmes fatales mayhaps said seductresses hastening its ultimate demise when earthen atmospheric conditions constitute needed further evaluations reflected by ever expanding evil forces entering into infinite territories naive humans have forsaken throughout written historical millenniums in recounted previous experiences people neglected incorporating required logistical anomalies whereas superficial conglomerates direct cute honey bee workflows creating intricate architecturally beautiful structures that are extremely pleasing to behold yet ...

https://wordcounttools.com/

Words   206
Characters (including spaces)   1663
Characters (without spaces)   1458


EDIT: Much closer than I thought to my self-imposed 314-word count prose, thus we best start thinking in terms of winding the story to a close, again, toward its end reintroduce the narrator in some capacity, for we don't want to disappoint future readers as to what happened to him or her since in retrospect he/she's relaying the story.

<I added "yet" (subject to review) to the end so to hopefully bring it back to it being dark, viz. away from "beautiful", "pleasing", etc., terms, as we concentrate on reintroducing the narrator [via "my"/"mine"] and finalizing this bitch, if there's no objections>

<there's still 1-, 2- and 3-letter words available or extractable for future use, e.g. "and">

<I'm going to start formally the rules of this exercise, whereupon later will be up for review - there's more rules than what's expressed in the OP, currently scattered in subsequent posts of mine>

<the she-necromancer's name needs to be reduced to only two words (one of the rules needing imposed) - first and last name (or equivalent)>

I just noticed that "ever expanding" is normally hyphenated.
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