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6061  Other / Off-topic / Re: What food do you hate most? on: March 31, 2012, 03:54:34 AM
Nooooo Bruno you disgust me so much  Cry
Now I have two more to add in my list - and I thought it wasn't growing any more!

If you recognize the dish, you could be a Mexican.



I'm no Mexican and I don't *Google-fu incoming*
Escamoles! Yikes, I thought this were some kind of rice   Lips sealed
Now to convince my local taco seller add this as a new topping... Wink
6062  Other / Meta / Re: A new type of moderator? on: March 31, 2012, 03:41:53 AM
Seems a little heavy handed, particularly since it's people that haven't scammed yet. I got nothing against asking hard questions, and warning people if they can't answer them, or have reason to believe they are scamming. It just shouldn't be backed by the forum, seems a little unfair.

I prefer the "asking hard questions" approach. If they don't give a plausible answer, it's most likely a scam.
6063  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Malware writer here, ask your questions. on: March 31, 2012, 03:25:23 AM
Is the addresses hardcoded in the malware, or the malware generates addresses on-the-fly and the keys sent back via IRC/FTP, or the malware downloads a set of addresses off a server each time?

How does the malware detect the address? By identifying the checksum? Or by using GetWindowTitle and replacing C&P addresses when a predetermined window(client / glbse window) is detected?
6064  Economy / Computer hardware / Re: [WTS] 2x 5970 - used for 3 months, 5 year warranty on: March 31, 2012, 03:14:48 AM
References, photos, escrow should be needed.
6065  Bitcoin / Mining support / Re: hashrate.. abc pool.. trouble on: March 31, 2012, 03:13:16 AM
I'm confused. Huh
6066  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Malware writer here, ask your questions. on: March 31, 2012, 03:05:27 AM
Is this an experiment?
6067  Other / Off-topic / Re: What food do you hate most? on: March 31, 2012, 02:58:30 AM
Nooooo Bruno you disgust me so much  Cry
Now I have two more to add in my list - and I thought it wasn't growing any more!
6068  Other / Off-topic / Re: So, I now work at Wally World. on: March 31, 2012, 02:51:37 AM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

Anyways, yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin of "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat".

I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.




All I have to say is...

Print this out and put it in a safe. Come back in 5 years, and see what you think of it. Rinse and repeat in 10 years.

That is all.

You expect me to have children. Too late, a vasectomy is on its way.  I will not compromise on financial sustainability a.k.a relying on long-term savings in hard assets and not on a fiat-based, corruptible retirement plan.

Life is easy if you're not a willfully ignorant, wasteful consumerist.

Also, no children.
Just grab a condom  Tongue
6069  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Guess and Win on: March 31, 2012, 02:26:22 AM
I'm don't know Arabic, but I think he should be screaming that he's forgiving that servant who poisoned him.
6070  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Women Cannot Resist Bitcoins on: March 30, 2012, 04:30:43 PM
Every time I am out with a woman I will eventually steer the conversation into Bitcoin territory, explaining the nuances and subtleties of this saucy and sensual cryptocurrency that I'm involved with. As I describe the hours upon hours that I put into building and maintaining each individual mining machine and the intricate dance of skill and luck which ultimately dictates my overall hash rates, she inevitably casts a gaze into my eyes which tells me that she could not be more invigorated and enchanted if James Bond himself were sitting across from her, detailing his exploits from any given day... okay okay so you must obviously realize this is sarcastic and the reality is that I have not been touched by any woman for months and Bitcoin is simply ruining my life, it's not worth the cost which I pay for my sweet bitcoin success, because my genitals are now mutilated from all the times that I stick them in my CD-ROM drive tray, opening and closing the drive to punish myself and to bask in the anguish and shame of this pitiful predicament. There was even one day which found me in a particularly vulnerable state, in which I stripped down to complete nudity and tea bagged my processor's heatsink and fan. After running Super Pi for an hour or so, I very carefully lowered my sack down towards the fan until finally one of the spinning blades caught hold of my junk, twisting it around until it became jammed, pinning my nuts against the piping hot copper heatsink which consequently singed the scrotum like a branding iron, indeed the marks are still visible to this day. After shrieking like a pathetic, nubile little schoolgirl while all this was happening, eventually I tore my toasted sack out of the mangled remains of the heatsink fan and slowly shrunk down to the floor, into the fetal position, where I spent the rest of the day quietly weeping to myself.

Does anybody else share these feelings and experiences? I've often wondered whether or not I am alone in this.



Where is that damn "Like" button when you need it!!!  LOL    Cheesy

That's where micro-donations come in handy Tongue

Currently any donations go directly to the benefit of my crispy, toasted coconuts which are still charred from the heatsink. Pretty soon I will need to replenish the ointment as I must apply it in a daily slathering to avoid any large-scale shedding of burnt skin, which is directly related to the possibility of, if enough of the burnt sack is shed away, losing a testicle through an opening. Just sneaking right on out of there on its own! Crafty little bugger, looking for any way out.

I don't know how else to put it, but due to reasons such as this, I would strongly advise anybody to please avoid dunking your testicles into a CPU heatsink/fan. Nothing good will come of this, and you may even end up as unlucky as I did by getting them pulled into the fan and becoming jumbled and jammed up, lodged right against the piping hot copper heatsink. And that's one to grow on...!
LOL  Grin. You're making it sound like a queer old porno now.
6071  Other / Off-topic / Re: How to *help* a small business on: March 30, 2012, 03:38:29 PM
Website has an address, and one of the forumites managed to put a location together before then.

Back OT?
Guess that explains the pic someone posted last time.  Lips sealed

I think there's Bitcoiners in Michigan, just ask around the Currency Exchange subforum to see if anyone is willing to trade?
6072  Economy / Services / Re: GPUMAX | The Bitcoin Mining Marketplace on: March 30, 2012, 03:35:11 PM
Ultimately all I can think of as to why (a question burning at me as well and I feel bloody stupid that I haven't figured it out yet):

There is some "trick" or "minor exploit" out there, that when used increases return on mining in some kind of reliable way (a statistical way to predict luck reliably on a pool using a certain share payout method for example) and because said tricks/exploits are ultimately a zero sum game in the long term, if everyone knew about the trick, then it would ultimately result in less return. But if select few know the trick, they stand to gain a lot. Those select few are the ones using GPUMAX, and they are likely making a killing. And they are unwilling to share their trick, because that means less advantage for them. Eventually the trick will get out there, and it will become the norm. When that happens they will loose their massive advantage. The trick may rely on the ability to ramp up and down lots of mining quickly, making GPUMAX still viable long-term for the people who choose to leverage such a method.

A good example case would be day trading on the exchanges. You can make a killing on bitcoin if you have a solid day trading strategy, and automated systems to allow you to trade high volume, high frequency effectively. But if EVERYONE did it, the market would stabilize much more. The volatility would be reduced, and the returns on the day trading would become much much smaller. So the few that have it "figured out" aren't sharing the "how" because if they did they would loose their huge advantage (right now an individual that can make 3% gain per day consistently is looking at doubling their money every 24 days on average. But if everyone started doing it the volatility might drop far enough to reduce that to only 0.5% per day consistently. It's still a viable means of making money, so it will continue to make sense even after the "secret" is out. And not EVERYONE will do it because it still requires a certain amount of know-how and resources. But they will keep their secret as long as they can to ensure that 3% lasts as long as possible.

I think the same thing is going on with GPUMAX. There is a "Secret" that the "Buyers" are using. They are currently making say 180% gains on it, so they are happy to pay 150% on mining shares. But once the secret is out, it might mean only 120% gains, so the average price to miners will fall to 110% on shares. It will still be viable, but for now they are being tight lipped because it secures their advantage. And the few miners who are "sellers" and may be aware of the trick (if they aren't using it themselves lol) are staying tight lipped too, because when the minority are the buyers and they can make 180% each, that keeps the overall average PPS price higher, making it more profitable for the "sellers")

I know this doesn't exactly explain the actual WHY people are buying shares. But after doing much digging around, and thinking about it a fair bit, this makes the most sense as to the answer as to why people are being so tight lipped about it.

Now if I could just figure out what the "it" is Wink lol so I could be in on the party... But until then I'm happy making the bonus payout on my shares mined against GPUMAX for now Wink
Pool hopping.
6073  Bitcoin / Development & Technical Discussion / Re: 0.6.0 release candidate six on: March 30, 2012, 03:33:55 PM
Ran it in both Win 7 x86 and x64, tried downloading the blockchain and sending 1 btc to each and sending back, working so far.  Cheesy Will try with a couple of intended crashes and see how it holds up later.
6074  Economy / Web Wallets / Re: Blockchain.info Unconfirmed Transactions on: March 30, 2012, 03:23:51 PM
Try paying the network fee?
6075  Other / Off-topic / Re: What food do you hate most? on: March 30, 2012, 03:20:24 PM
I like a good strong sharp cheddar, but I can't stand Limburger. Smells exactly like shit.
Then do try some Époisses_de_Bourgogne[url].  Grin
6076  Other / Off-topic / Re: What food do you hate most? on: March 30, 2012, 03:00:08 PM
Let me think...Everything remotely palatable is game for me so I don't have a very specific food I hate.
The worse thing that I would think about eating is Tofu skin (I hate the strong smell and the slimy texture, but I could be coaxed to eat some if needed  Undecided), fried rats (no way I'm eating something so gross, and I did try scorpions and grubs before).

I love heavy smelling stuff like blue cheese, kimchi, durians(damn tasty stuff, I can say), century eggs, shrimp paste, and of course some ole' Limburger goodness  Wink so I don't get why I hate the tofu skin though.

Note: I'm a standard-sized guy, and without a spare tummy although I love to eat.  Wink

Edit: friedcat, I haven't tried testing some fried cat though - I don't eat domestic pets.  Grin

6077  Economy / Goods / Re: [WTS] Home-made granola on: March 30, 2012, 02:39:35 PM
From another one of my friends: "It's oaty. I like it, but someone who isn't a huge fan of oats might not."

I guess someone that don't like oats isn't supposed to like granola.
Agreed!  Cheesy
It's the oats that make me go for granola. Pity I'm not in the US now, so I can't get some from you.  Cry
6078  Economy / Long-term offers / Re: International Bitcoin Moneylender on: March 30, 2012, 02:34:31 PM
Borrowed 200 BTC from Burt for 20 Days will Pay back 220



thanks Burt!


now I can get that FABERGE EGG I always wanted! Wink




Good taste, man!  Wink
6079  Economy / Long-term offers / Re: [BDK] We're back! Offering free escrow services and issuing CDs @ ~5% MPR! on: March 30, 2012, 02:33:44 PM
I'm sorry to hear what has happened to your family, Kluge  Cry. Good luck to you and your family!
6080  Other / Off-topic / Re: Matt lately on: March 30, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Aaaand he's banned.
Again.
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