Concrete Blonde - Joey

What's wrong with Will Smith lately? I used to like his films, but lately he seems to be faltering. Last night I was watching his new movie Focus and from the get go his acting felt so vapid and contrived that I just had stop watching it.

Isn't the obvious answer, no? 

By extended vocabulary, do you mean misspelling every second word (even with spell check) and making up others altogether? I feel sorry for your kids, that is if you really have any. Did your parents have any kids that lived?

As far as my counter attacks on you goes, I've done so when you attack other people too, not just Vod. Is it my fault somehow that you have a hard on for him?

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DUH! I'M GOD!
<--- Dickexperiment

I mostly just report spam although I've reported on trolls and flamers as well, Dickexperiment being the most obnoxious there is in this forum. The mods have chosen to allow much of it in the Off-topic section, for whatever reason, which is why I don't have 100% accuracy.

Because of Dickexperiment's attitude I usually don't respond to his treatises, but this time I'll make an exception. The bulk of this post is a critique of Dickexperiment's gormless rhetoric. The reason I refer to it as “gormless” is that Dickexperiment's behavior is beyond moronic. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that Dickexperiment wrongfully proclaims that he can be god. Come on, Dickexperiment; show some common sense for a change. Dickexperiment avers that he opposes unpleasant gasbags who vend an uncivilized mixture of charlatanism and superstition to a new generation of the most confrontational troglodytes I've ever seen. That's nothing more than ear candy. It's designed to gently stroke listeners, to get them to purr like kittens. The reality is that this is doublespeak at its best, as Dickexperiment treats people as if they were his own subjects. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: The irony is that his most scabrous dissertations are also its most brutish. As the French say, “Les extremes se touchent.”

By writing this post, I am truly sticking my head far above the parapet. Obviously Dickexperiment will retaliate against me as he rarely denied himself the opportunity. He'll most likely try to force me to go talk to a Sequoia although another possibility is that he'll attempt to enlighten me how he is a god and that when uttered by it, “god”, as in the “god Lucifer”, implies, “It's not our fault”. In reality, we'd undoubtedly have a lot less idiocy if Dickexperiment would just stop creating a air of sensationalism characterized by character assassinations, gag orders, and statutory rape.

Even people who consider themselves offensive wiseacres generally agree that one of Dickexperiment's most trusted stooges is a pushy imbecile. If you're a pushy imbecile, you perpetuate the rigors that Dickexperiment's victims have been called upon to undergo of which there have been ample examples in this sphere of his concrete achievement. That's all there is to it. Well, there is one more thing: Dickexperiment has been trying desperately hard to make the case that he's a saintly figure—philanthropic, noble, and wise. Sorry, Dickexperiment, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that at his mildest, Dickexperiment's machinations still manage to force me to undergo “treatment” (or perhaps exorcism) to cure my “problem”. But wait—as they say on late-night television infomercials—there's more: If Dickexperiment sincerely believes that he is the way, the truth, and the light then he must be smoking something better than I am. The take-away message of this post is that Dickexperiment has, shall we say, questionable priorities. Think about it. I don't want to have to write another post a few years from now, in the wake of a society torn apart by Dickexperiment's evil, damnable tactics, reminding you that you were warned.


<Edit> Disclaimer: This post is just nonsense intended to annoy Dickexperiment, since he feels it necessary to attack anyone and everyone that may disagree with his own nonsense.

For the same reason I can't be Wolverine.

Studies continue to show proof, as shown in the graphic below, that the decline in the number of pirates worldwide has resulted in an increase in global temperature.

The discovery was first made by Einstein which lead to his famous 'Theory of Pirativity'. Using his formula {Pirates/Global Temperature=Flying Spaghetti Monster}, scientists (and atheists) around the world concur that a decrease in the pirate population is the direct cause for global warming.

He also proved that mountains, trees and midgets were the first things to exist on the planet, with his lesser known formula {mountain+trees+midget=FSM}, thereby inadvertently disproving the accounts of 'Genesis', as depicted by Phil Collins in one of his greatest works, 'The Bible'.

I checked this show out recently as well. (Since my other shows are all on hiatus.) It's ok. I don't want to say anything, because spoilers, but I agree the next episode should be more interesting.

Agreed. Not only are most of these people in positions of power 'grandfathered' into them, but people who crave power obviously tend to be attracted to these powerful positions, inevitably corrupting the system despite whatever noble notions it was initially intended for.

If you notice, I omitted that part from the quote. While I agree that the "war on drugs" is an assault on our freedoms and liberty, this is not why it is "seemingly" so difficult to fight. Just like the "war on terror", it is just another war that is not meant to be won. It is meant to make a lot of money for a few (elites) and employ many others (in weapons manufacturing, law enforcement, prison guards, etc.), while incarcerating or killing certain ("undesirable") demographics.

I'm not sure what you mean by "a war on maturity", but the state does not want "effective parenting" either. The state wants to have complete control over your life, physically and mentally, from 'cradle to grave'.

I had a gf that was sensitive to this. Because of her, whenever a sneeze comes on and fails to fire, I'll look at a bright light to try and trigger it, yet it yields poor results as it most often doesn't work for me. 

More cushion for the pushin' we used to say. 

I like a nice heart shaped ass, not too big, not too small, juuuust right.

 

I liked the LOTR books, but I must say The Hobbit seems like ten times the story and it only took one book.

Thank you for the correction. OP has been updated.

That series was spoiled right from the start by the writers when they made Spiderman a thief and I stopped watching it when I realized Andrew Garfield is a weasel.

I put together these memes to make a joke out of them. I hope all y'all like it.