Congrats on figuring out the first one. I knew you could do it. 

Regarding the superhero joke. Without trying to sound sexist here, being a girl, I'm certain you don't know the details of most superhero mythologies, so I'll cut you a break on this one. Thor's hammer can only be wielded by someone worthy.

Check out this video of the next Avengers movie, where Thor lets everyone have a go at picking up his hammer. I love the look on his face when Captain America (the only one of the lot being true in spirit) has a go at it.
AVENGERS 2 Age of Ultron Movie Clip "Lifting Thor's Hammer"

It is essentially the title of the article.

"Going to Canada? Police Can Force You to Show Them Everything You Have on Your Phone"

Why are you addressing my post and not the post directly above yours?

I knew BADecker would make a great addition to your team, although I never figured he (or anyone for that matter) would come aboard so openly. Gleb Gamow also came to mind, but I think he is more like myself and just likes to poke fun at times rather than get a rise out of people, although I don't doubt he has the skills if he were to put his mind to it.

As you undoubtedly already know, a good 'troll' is able to get a rise out of people covertly, while a 'flamer' is quite obvious in his intentions. If you are interested in flamers as well, I can think of one BCT member that excels at being an inflammatory ass. Do assholes wear fedoras? Perhaps they do, since most people would agree that trolls are assholes too.

I'm assuming they're just checking your phone to see if you have any numbers saved as 'Bomb'. 

What's the problem with taking pictures of teachers? Do you mean the ones they take during sex with teachers?

It's not called the tree of sin. Subtract the devil from the equation for the moment and what are you left with? A god that prefers us to remain ignorant. The devil did nothing but pose the question, "Why remain ignorant?", to which there is no good answer.

That's hilarious! Kinda mean, but warranted.

Reminded me of that scene in Charlie's Angels when Lucy Liu says, "Can anyone show me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETegyBzAQnc

While your (fabiola!) 'playing dumb' routine may work on equally dumb jocks and insecure nerds, like I said before, it's not well received by anyone with some degree of intelligence.

LOL!

LOL. It's true! And, if they're willing to put on a dress, they can go make women feel equally uncomfortable. How's that for equality?

What is the 'original sin'? Answer: The quest for knowledge. Understanding this is paramount to understanding why having the god debate with anyone of faith is ultimately futile. (And, so I will beat this dead horse once again to make the point.)The quest for knowledge is undeniably what science (and atheism) is all about and it is thereby in direct support of the 'original sin', which is why fundamentalists adamantly oppose it, since it is faith in god, rather than knowledge of god, that is required of believers to believe in something for which there can never be any scientific proof.

Or prove the existence of god?

Posting pics like this, instead of just having an ugly sig, is clearly an unintended beneficial side effect of your situation.

This! ^^

If you are lacking in the social skills to find a suitable gf, then find yourself an RPG game like 'WOW' instead. Both waste time quite efficiently.

Sorry, I honestly wouldn't know. It's somewhere on the Dark/DeepWeb.

The name of your club could be, The Fedoras. There's already a reddit army of fedora wearing trolls you might consider seeking out. I don't think you'll get much support here, as trolling is a bannable offense on BCT. I can vouch for Lethn's trolling skills. You should also hit up BADecker. Too bad dank was banned, since he would've been a great choice as well. Those are the best trolls here that I can think of.

While that may be a joke, the following isn't.
Meet The 'Assassination Market' Creator Who's Crowdfunding Murder With Bitcoins