It's fine. I clicked it... Holy shit! I just saw that purple monster again trying to steal my coffee. Perhaps, I stand corrected. 

Personally, I love their coffee.

On a side note, I just tossed out bread out back for the squirrels, birds (they're back), and one timid rabbit. While enjoying my French toast topped with strawberry and rhubarb glaze, I witnessed a squirrel gnawing a piece of bread like I've seen hundreds of times before. But, this time I saw a squirrel do something that I've never seen before. Momentarily, the squirrel place the piece of bread on his purposedly puffed out belly so to rub his paws together, then retrieved the bread to start eating it anew. Amazing! Hopefully, this spring I'll once again witness birds (perhaps females) feeding different bird species bread et al like you've all seen birds do while rearing their young.

Hey, Leroy Fodor, who owns https://blockchain.info/address/1K7y5VgQKq9jPjds76LE9KE31jFLKgADV8

Surely, he's not an Investard in the process of receiving withdraws because his payouts are over StakeMiners Ponzi's ToS threshold.

Is it possible that you're making sure that you get yours so that's there's nothing left for those who want what's rightfully theirs?

What's StakeMiners Ponzi's exit strategy? Telling your Investards to be glad that they were able to participate in the best investment scheme known in the cryptocurrency community, provided the math of such to us monumental assholes in trying to depict that nothing was a foot?

Dude, your days are numbers and we're sitting on the sidelines laughing our motherfuckin' asses off. HAHAHA

When taking math in high school, I read chapters months in advance. When I got to reading about complex numbers and i, I was like WTS! Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? It didn't take me long to get my head wrapped around the concept and couldn't wait to study more ahead of the class wondering what I'm going to discover on subsequent pages. That was my video gaming experiences back in the day - seeing what's behind the next door to enter another portal (hopefully, the analogy expressed made sense, for I'm not a gamer, and like the Amish [comic], the technology frightens me).

Is it common practice to invite serial liars to the retreat, or did Marshall Long promised to take a bath, hopefully not in the ocean surrounding the island endangering any endangered species?

I'm reminded of Leroy Fodor's favorite quote: https://forum.gethashing.com/t/ponzi-pos-coin-staking-stakeminers-com/3925/59


Yep, you read correctly: Leroy Fodor is protecting his Investards by not publishing their bitcoin wallet address out of fear that they'll be attack and his StakeMiners Ponzi will be responsible for the lost. Meanwhile, every week without exception for the past 11 months Leroy Fodor has linked EVERY Investard's bitcoin wallet address via 'payouts', e.g., https://blockchain.info/tx-index/18446d347464463522567ad1c15a928c62e7162143eb33e8b9740cd08801e217

That explains why his daughter is one day going to be a crack whore and his MENSA 3-year-old son is trying to get his Noble Peace Prize in mathematics out of the way so that he, too, can suck dicks for a living in the Philippines because their parents are retards.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=989670.msg13967447#msg13967447


Let's do some simple math, of which I duly hope that Leroy Fodor's MENSA 3-year-old son verifies as being correct if he has time between tracking his crack whore sister via Google maps.

StakeMiners Ponzi currently has 31 BTC on account.

10 Investards have requested withdraws equaling 18.66 BTC.

<Pause. Dudes, I'm sweatin' bullets here. This fuckin' math is harder than I thought.>

31 - 18.66 = 12.34 BTC

<Full disclosure: I Googled the answer. The minus sign below the minus sign threw me a loop. Although I'm still not sure what the new math symbol " = " means, Google did and preformed the calculation for me. Let's all assume it's correct, with Leroy Fodor Jr. soon to be here to verify the results.>

<WARNING!: Some times math ahead, e.g., 1 X 1 = ____ .>

StakeMiners Ponzis has 8 (eight, if numbers is not your forte) Board of Investards (BoI), each having to put up a minimum of 1 BTC to be considered for the position.

8 X 1 = 8 BTC

<WTF! That can't be right. Two numbers multiplied together SHOULDN'T equal the same bigger number if the other number is a 1, but Google said it is, so it is.>

<Let's see what's left.>

12.34 - 8 = 4.34 BTC

(HAHAHA. I did that one myself. How! I did 12 - 8 = 4 first, then added the .34 to the 4, ergo 4.34. MATH IS FUN!>

Leroy Fodor and his partner, Wofvman, each put in 1 BTC which, by all accounts, should still be there otherwise Team StakeMiners Ponzi would have some 'spainin' to do.

2 X 1 = 2 BTC

<This 1 times another number simply blows me away. It must be a trick of some kind.>

4.34 - 2 = 2.34 BTC

<HAHAHA. Look, dudes! 2.34 as in 2,3,4 of 1,2,3,4,5, etc. Math if fun and FUNNY. HAHAHA>

At this point, you're asking me, why, I'm putting,, commas every, where? Because I aspire, to be as smart as Leroy Fodor one day, ergo the question mark at the, end of the, sentence because it had the word "asking' ' in within it.

What does the number 2.34 BTC represent. (Note to self: Check Google to see if a question mark goes there.) Hell if I know! I'm just an old man known as a monumental asshole around these here parts. Case in point, I'm currently exposing a Brazilian Inaba, perhaps cousin of the chupacabra by the looks of his avatar. (see my post history if you're not up to speed)

Now, let's revisit that 18.66 BTC withdraw request. At a max of .35 BTC per week, that equates to... Fuck me! Now I have to use even a different math to figure it out. I guess you put the big number into the small number to get the answer. Okay, I guess that's not how you do it according to Google. Leroy Fodor Jr., HELP! It looks like you put the big number above a minus sign and the small number below the minus sign (why it doesn't crush it, nobody knows).

It looks like this 18.66/.35 = _ _ _ _ (Looks about right for StakeMiners Ponzi: Minus signs galore!) Looks like it'll take 54 weeks for those ten Investards to get their moneys back in full, ergo STAKEMINERS PONZI JUST CEMENTED A WAY TO BE AROUND FOR ANOTHER YEAR. hahaha

Question: Does anybody here feel sorry for the remaining 170 Investards that will have to wait even longer to get their initial investment out of the remaining 2.34 BTC? BTW, that's 2.34 BTC max if Leroy Fodor B.B.A. didn't preform another averaging mistake like he's done twice before when calculating StakeMiners Ponzi number thingies.

"Wanna see it again, Horus? It's kinda hard to catch it the first time."

Maybe he's been busy manning his now non-ringing phone, then on the day that iFLY called, he totally forgot about this place as he donned his rainbow-color flysuit and headed down to iFLY to give his long-awaited interview.

"You wanna see it again, BitVern? It's kinda hard to catch it the first time."

Yeah, but he won't be able to procreate for long given his health issues. Soon, Sonny Vleisides will be in a wheelchair just like he real dad was the last time he entered a courtroom and while he served out the rest of his life in prison.

Welcome to my Moron Timeline: (all times CST)

January 09, 2016, 07:52:49 PM: Announcing the creation of the Brazilian Decred Facebook page, already enjoying over a 100 members after going live ~4 hours earlier, with the members most likely coming from the Brazilian Bitcoin Facebook page having more than 16,000 members.

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January 13, 2016, 10:40:41 AM: Less than 4 days later, less than 100 new members joined the Brazilian Decred Facebook page, bringing the total up to 200 members, ALL of them "really interested in investing in that currency." I'd say that if ALL of them are "really" interested in investing, then they ALL would've been smart enough to take advantage of the airdrop which will closed its signup process in 5 days (January 18, 2016).

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Jan 25, 2016: 5.7% of 3,244 = 185.

https://forum.decred.org/threads/airdrop-rundown.313/

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February 14, 2016, 08:19:07 AM: Amazingly, 185 = "around 200" jiving with Decred's official results.

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How is it that on January 13 there were right at 200 diehard Brazilian Decred fans ready to buy DCR, expressing that they're going to take advantage of the airdrop, but come 12 days later on the 25th we were presented with ONLY 185 Brazilians taking advantage of the airdrop?

Is it possible that exponential growth ceases to exist upon reaching a certain threshold in Brazil?

January 9, 2016: >100 Brazilians are taking advantage of the airdrop in the first 4 hours.
January 13, 2016: 200 Brazilians are taking advantage of the airdrop.
January 25, 2016: 185 Brazilians took advantage of the airdrop.
February 14, 2016: >500 Brazilians became members of the Brazilian Decred FB page, most going to buy DCR.
Today: Slightly over 600 Brazilians are members of the Brazilian Decred FB page.

Is it possible that Brazil sits onto some sort of Just Kidding Vortex (JKV)?

If you don't believe me, take a look yourselves, including fudder members, unless you're a fudder member, then you won't be able to view the Facebook page entitled "Welcome to JKV": https://www.facebook.com/groups/667062416769204/


Does "noise" = "facts" or are you just kidding?

I thought I heard that record before. BTW, what's the Brazilian or Portuguese word for Inaba?

Next question: How much longer is Decred going to retain you as their spokesperson?

Now, where have I heard that before? Oh, I remember:


Are there any other pages that Decred is taking out of BFL's handbook entitled "How to Alienate Friends and Your Customer Base by Calling Them Morons Monumental Assholes Without Even Trying".

Feel free to set me straight that calling me and others 'morons' is the Brazilian way to be kidding. That, and blocking all the bctalk fudder members, troll members and moron members from the Brazilian Decred Facebook in spite of it being them that you would want to read it, for I have yet to see many, if any, of those who are members on said FB page coming here to help you set the record straight.

Here's Google's translation:


It's not my Google translation but Facebook's translation, albeit they may or may not be utilizing Google's translation services.

Look dude, I have to admit that I'm not versed in Brazilian ways and all, so I guess it's quite possible that you were kidding sans the use of a smiley when talking to fellow Brazilians about doling out moneys while pretending that the devs of Decred once worked alongside Satoshi Nakamoto.

BTW, is it common in Brazil when a person ask a question or expresses a concern to first reply with "LOL You're a Moron"?

Do these steps go up?
LOL You're a moron! No, they only go down.
HAHAHA. You're kidding, right?

If you have a bunch of time on your hands, read all the posts about Decred in the Portuguese section of this forum. I'd say put aside at least an hour, albeit the onus is on you as to what to do with the remaining 59 minutes and 42 seconds, more if you're a fast reader with a high-speed connection. Worst case scenario, you'll have to figure out what to do with the remaining 58 minutes.

The following is sourced elsewhere, including the translation, leaving up to you guys to declare if it's authentic or not.

I see a stalemate.

Episode 21: https://www.instagram.com/shieldfive/

This link works in the US: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4