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921  Bitcoin / Legal / Re: US lawyers float Facebook Credits antitrust suit on: March 14, 2012, 08:09:18 PM
I'm quite capable of doing so.

The other folks aren't that advanced :-)


Perhaps there should be a law that all literature must be written using only 2nd grade English, so that it's accessible to everyone.

Or just drown all stupid people. Imagine a world where the lowest common denominator is constantly rising!
922  Economy / Speculation / Re: Since Bitscalper seems to be in a bit of a rut... on: March 14, 2012, 08:08:03 PM
By all means... if it was such a great system, do you not think somebody might already be doing it?

Take your first buy... btc on btc-e, at $5.00 even. Great you now own $5 worth of btc. You transfer it to Gox. You pay a fee for the withdrawal. Based on current btc-e rates you now have $4.95 worth of btc at Gox. Cash that in for US$, at a dime higher rate, you make $5.05. Congrats, you are now playing the arbitrage game. Cash that out through Dwolla, get $4.80 back in your bank account a week later. Go to btc-e and buy .96 of a $5 btc, transfer it over to Gox, less the fees again, and now have $4.75 in value. Gain the dame dime worth of spread, cash it out and in another week, via Dwolla, your $5 investment is now worth $4.60. And the btc/USD rate hasn't shifted at all.

Ah, but your fellow investors are anxious to see some of their profits! You promised them 5% returns on each cycle, and some of those bastards actually think you might pay them... here's a withdrawal request from an investor who wants the money to pay for a new tank of oxygen for Grandma. So you send that $4.60 to the investor, and... damn, you're just a touch short, so you'll peel $0.65 from the next btc worth of investment coming in (they'll never know, not everybody is going to want to withdraw all at once, and you are such a genius, surely this will make a 5% profit some days) which leaves you $4.35 to spend on the next btc-e play.

And then in a month, you have to write a post about how the SQL table is corrupted, somebody hacked you because you fool-proof system is now out of money and deeply in debt, and you hope somebody will assume your liabilities so you can make a clean start on your other idea.

923  Economy / Speculation / Re: Bitscalper back to business on: March 14, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Ho, ho, ho!! The only deep breath I need is to ready myself for more laughing at the fools who still think they are actually going to see one thin Satoshi from this scumbag.
924  Bitcoin / Legal / Re: US lawyers float Facebook Credits antitrust suit on: March 14, 2012, 06:53:05 PM
This is nothing more than a creative approach from a firm of blood-sucking leeches trying to create an issue so they can screw a settlement out of FB (which I detest by the way.) The endgame for this frivolous lawsuit will be a nice fat settlement for the firm based on pumped up fees, a few coins for the token class representative for the syuit, who we will eventually learn is related to the law firm suing, and nothing but a lot more hot air.
925  Economy / Speculation / Re: Bitscalper back to business on: March 14, 2012, 06:41:48 PM
Interesting that the evidence that he claims is "stolen" magically reduces the size of his obligation in pending withdrawals by 75%, JUST ONE DAY AFTER HE ACKNOWLEDGED THE NUMBER WAS AROUND 4,000!!! Now the legit number is around 1,000?

Think about that for a moment.

Oh, and hoo? A special note just for you... if all you can do is throw out childish remarks like "faggot", really just go back to your GameBoy and shut the fuck up. The vast majority of the comments here actually cast light on the subject matter, your ignorant 8 year old bullshit just makes you look foolish. Sorry you lost the family rent money, all 2.25 btc worth in this brilliant investment, but it ain't coming back, even. No matter how much ass-licking you do in support of this filthy scammer. In fact, you are about one comment away from getting lit up with SCAMMER FUCK-TOY tag yourself.

You are an arrogant prick yourself. Here we are trying to find a solution. Don't push more fuel onto the fire. Go get a life.

You know bitscalper, your righteous indignation does nothing to address the issue here, all you seem to be able to do is come up with new stories. I am not pushing fuel onto a fire, I am just pointing out the inconsistencies in your claims, and highlighting the lies that you continue to make. If that is an arrogant prick in your world, fine, I accept that label, just as you seem to be very content with the completely accurate label SCAMMER because that is what you are.

Stop talking and start processing withdrawals. Give the people who have demanded their money their funds back. It has been over one month now since this thing fell apart, and all you have done, when not hiding completely, is to tell stories that change hour by hour, day by day. It seems like you are seearching for the best excuse that has worked for others, and trying to make that your story... first it was hacking then an accident, then theft, then a collapse of a distant star that sent poisonous energy beams into your SQL table... what's next? The government has seized the funds to make war reparations? You are a very bad liar, a horrible "businessman" and a second rate thief.

I have a wonderful life, thanks for you concern. Earlier today I spent several hours of it at an enjoyable round of golf, and now I come back to check messages, and I find you still doing nothing to recover your reputation, just making more stories up about terrible things that have happened.

Well boo fucking hoo for you. Get busy correcting your fuck up and stop talking about your inadequacies, and looking to blame outside reasons for your failure.
926  Economy / Speculation / Re: Bitscalper back to business on: March 14, 2012, 02:07:31 PM
Interesting that the evidence that he claims is "stolen" magically reduces the size of his obligation in pending withdrawals by 75%, JUST ONE DAY AFTER HE ACKNOWLEDGED THE NUMBER WAS AROUND 4,000!!! Now the legit number is around 1,000?

Think about that for a moment.

Oh, and hoo? A special note just for you... if all you can do is throw out childish remarks like "faggot", really just go back to your GameBoy and shut the fuck up. The vast majority of the comments here actually cast light on the subject matter, your ignorant 8 year old bullshit just makes you look foolish. Sorry you lost the family rent money, all 2.25 btc worth in this brilliant investment, but it ain't coming back, even. No matter how much ass-licking you do in support of this filthy scammer. In fact, you are about one comment away from getting lit up with SCAMMER FUCK-TOY tag yourself.
927  Other / Off-topic / Re: Genital comparison study on: March 14, 2012, 03:09:27 AM
Guys, we really don't need to worry about accuracy for this poll, for their entire post-pubescent life, all females are told that any fleshy tubular object or appendage that approximates the size of the little finger on our left hand is 9 inches.

You wanna be the one that blows that myth?
928  Other / Off-topic / Re: ...and one bent tuba. on: March 14, 2012, 03:04:09 AM
Seventy-one, ain't it fun, just another dime for this next rhyme, don't be shy, it's ever so fly, grab the next number, and crack some lumber, Seventy percent of Democrats and 55% of Republicans want to outlaw super PACs, sixty-nine percent reported having unprotected vaginal sex, sixty-eight teams are vying to hear their name called on Selection Sunday, sixty-seven percent of US subsidiaries in France said the euro debt crisis was damaging investment plans, sixty-six percent of China's land is a dry savanna, mountains or a non-farmable desert, sixty-five minutes of tangential learning (while playing Crusader Kings 2) to finally stop after learning Charles II of Navarre was accidentally burned alive by a nursing attendant in his own palace after a life of despicably cruel behavior, sixty-four teams will enter the NCAA tournament for a chance at national glory, sixty-three per cent of social network users have deleted family members from their friend lists,, sixty-two gun salute for Queen Elizabeth II, sixty-one quilters from far and near assembled at the Land's End this weekend, sixty vicarages and rectories, fifty-nine degrees in January, fifty-eight percent of men also say they believe in love at first sight, the "Heinz 57 Canadian" is a poet laureate, fifty-six percent of pet owners sleep with their dogs and felines, fifty-five has the interesting property that it is the 10th Fibonacci number and the sum of the numbers 1 to 10, fifty-four percent of dogs and cats are overweight or obese, fifty-three stations of the Tokaido, Fifty-two Weeks of Turning Ordinary Ingredients into Extraordinary Moments, fifty-one floors in the Savage Labyrinth, fifty-cent beer is a regular Friday crowd booster, forty-nine steel orchestras took to the stage, forty-eight-year-old Whitney Houston passed away, forty-eight steel balls, to be exact, forty-seven percent of Americans don't pay any income taxes, Super Bowl XLVI halftime show featured Madonna, forty-five percent of women do not eat enough protein, fourty-four Dead Clowns, 43% of current difficulty, forty-two art handlers in New York City were locked out of their jobs without paychecks by Sotheby’s international auction house, forty-one new "legal drugs" were identified, forties for my dead homies, thirty-nine coffee tables, thirty-eight climate scientists, 37signals, Thirty-Six Views of the Eiffel Tower, 35 empty jugs of moonshine, thirty-four rooftop spa pavilions, thirty-three great ideas on Twunker, thirty-two light fixtures on Main Street were replaced with LED, thirty-one years after the death of John Lennon, thirty pointless threads, twenty-nine opened 100 BTC Casascius Bars, twenty-eight players made the short weekly trip to Pattaya Country Club, twenty-seven nine mil rounds sent down the firing range, twenty-six minus nine times I had to fix this list, 25 Hours, 2 hours and 50 minutes (total time logged in), two dozen Casascius Bitnickels, twenty-three great reasons to subscribe to Bitcoin Magazine, twenty-two papers on statistics and probability, twenty-one birthday shots, twenty plus one two three ? BitcoinTalk user names, nineteen bitcoin miners, 18% total interest on principal for 60D multi-pay Bitcoin loans, seventeen newly hatched Sea-Monkeys performing swan dives into a toilet bowl, sixteen farting fairies, fifteen Aztec poets, fourteen days of Christmas, thirteen floors of terror, 12-pack of Pepsi, Eleven 7-11's, ten gram chee-burger, nine blown circuit breakers, eight buckets of gone-bad-blubber, seven fathoms of water, six 5770 GPU's, five double cheeseburgers, 4.5-billion-year-old-planet, 3.14159265 BTC registered in the Blockchain, two curious albino alpacas and one bent tuba.
929  Other / Off-topic / Re: Photoshop question on: March 14, 2012, 02:59:08 AM
Don't quote me on this, but from my own experiments with a different release of PShop, I believe it has to do with the order that you created the original selections. If you started with the US English convention of upper left corner of the upper left image, worked clockwise, left to right and sequentially in order... it should present in the same order. That would certainly be the case in AutoCAD, which I am significantly more experienced with.

Any calculation or operation polling the data in the file would start with the first data-sets in the record, no?

But then I wonder... did you select one at a time with the wand, or did you window selection by variance? Wand would hold together for a certain amount of data, but then would hit cache storage which would explain the odd ordering at the end; while windowed selection would read it as one set of datapoints as a whole.

930  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Marketing Agency Uses Homeless As Wi-Fi Hotspots on: March 14, 2012, 02:30:18 AM
Why does this job need to be given only to homeless people? If they are paid less than a normal worker would be (and they are, since they aren't paid anything at all), I'd say this is profiteering off the poor.

Because they have the least chance to make money.

(Except the ones in Laguna Beach, CA which can make upwords of $100 a day just begging to tourists, which they throw away on alcohol nightly. The $100, not the tourists.)

Been to Laguna Beach lately? Throw away as many tourists as you want, there will be more in the morning.
931  Economy / Speculation / Re: Bitscalper back to business on: March 14, 2012, 02:21:12 AM
bitscalper.

Please stop talking to these fucking idiot douchebags and process the goddamn withdrawals.

So people who try to protect folk like you, the more naive variety, from losing more money are fucking idiot douchebags? Ha ha, hoo, hoo!

Seriously if what Blind  saying is true

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/qqqlu/advanced_arbitraging_bot_for_sale_highly/

You'd get price and info if you pm'd him, this is 100% accurate.

Think of a situation where you would be willing to sell your "highly profitable" money making machine for 250BTC, can you?

The situation would be when selling this bullshit to others is the only way to make money.
932  Economy / Auctions / Re: $4 in Federal Reserve Notes on: March 13, 2012, 11:34:17 PM
I will happily sell you as many $2 bills as you would like for 1 btc each. I have 100 sequentially numbered in pristine condition sitting here in a safe right now...
933  Other / Meta / Re: [Feature added] Color besides usernames for Ignored by % of established members. on: March 13, 2012, 11:30:37 PM
Wow, I'm amazed that Atlas got less ignores than Matthew...

Well, in fairness, you should combine Atlas, and Boss, and the fifty-two other personalities he has here. Then you would have your true clubhouse leader.
934  Economy / Speculation / Re: Bitscalper back to business on: March 13, 2012, 11:27:19 PM
Interesting... this liar claimed that it was only "a few hundreds of bitcoins" when I gave him direct data from his own website. He has now fucked his data up, yet again, and he now agrees that the amount is much, much closer to what I stated. He claims that an Italian IP (which is where he claims to be, although he uses Tor to hide behind!) stole his funds, when in fact all that happened is a few withdrawals got processed because he may have put a few coins back in.

The only thing broken here is bitscalper's credibility, reputation, and hopefully his ability to steal additional funds from anyone.

And the audacity of asking a "trusted member" to pay off his obligation, and give him obscene profit on his worthless bullshit arb-bot which he can't even flog to his coding buddies? What a complete clown.
935  Economy / Trading Discussion / Re: so_stupid & I: in re. The $1K Bounty on: March 13, 2012, 04:40:37 AM
...really?

Stop being assholes.

Next you will want us to stop breathing! Hrumpf. As if.
936  Economy / Auctions / Re: $4 in Federal Reserve Notes on: March 13, 2012, 04:25:12 AM
You are bidding on $4 in Federal Reserve Notes.

Starting bid is 0 BTC. Minimum bid is .01 BTC. This auction ends 1 week from the date of this post.

Shipping is separate and from 78633.

Anybody want to take a side bet that the shipping is enough to cover the difference and then some?
937  Other / Meta / Re: [Feature added] Color besides usernames for Ignored by % of established members. on: March 13, 2012, 04:13:25 AM
Okay... just so I can be on topic, I am posting so that I can see if there is any hint of yellow on mine, which would shock the hell out of me, being such a lovable lycanthrope and all.

But this thread raises a thought!

Perhaps we could have a whole inclusive rainbow of colors to indicate how people feel about other users? If enough of those established members thing somebody is a scammer, their name turns red, if enough think that it is worthless trolling their posts turn white on white background, if enough feel that their posts are overly long, we could shrink the size of their text to 1 pt? C'mon, let's show some initiative here... if we are going to start ranking people on popularity, let's really get catty about it!


Aaaand a social network is born.

Okay, but somebody channeling Sam Kinison has to play me in the movie version.
938  Economy / Trading Discussion / Re: so_stupid & I: in re. The $1K Bounty on: March 13, 2012, 04:05:47 AM
I rise with a Point of Parliamentary Procedure, if it pleases the Chair?

The original challenge offered, and I quote:

"$1000 to anyone who has orginal copies of this thread before they edited  their own posts. specifically where shakaru threatens/admits to calling the police and centerlink on astana. ALSO where they posted astanas name or address

you will be paid upon reciept of the copy of the original thread. let the money talk.
"

Anyone who offers a copy of the thread that has not edited their own posts is entitled to payment, without any specific requirement to be the first or the exclusive offeror of such thread records.

To wit:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=54915.msg795590#msg795590

You will find through careful forensic analysis that I have not edited a single one of my multitude of posts there. By virtue of this fact, I submit my claim against your public offer.

Therefore, I enter my claim for $1,000 also, using the convention that "$" indicates US Dollars, I will happily accept my payment with banking details to be provided, or the current equivalent in bitcoins using Mt. Gox exchange rates directed to a bitcoin address of my specification.

Failure to initiate payment within the next 72 hours will cause aggressive action to be taken in pursuit of this obligation.
939  Economy / Trading Discussion / Re: Accusations against shakaru on: March 13, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
I don't owe a fucking cent you liar. Everyday more people are seeing the light.

I see the light every morning. Then right around dusk it disappears again. Weird, huh?

And little so_stupid asstana d00d? Since you mangled your declaration of debt-free status... you might want to quickly edit out that whole picture of your credit card statement thing that shows that you do, indeed, owe a whole lot of fucking cents, or fucking Aussie cents, or fucking rupees, or fucking cowries or whatever the fucking fuck you use down there. That is called stepping in your own shit. Embarrassing for you!
940  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Altcoin Discussion / Re: artforz and coblee gpu mining litecoin since the start? on: March 13, 2012, 03:50:34 AM
He's in time out for not being able to spell "Daniel" without fraking up the "n's".
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