Can I have a prawn fried logic-special with rice please?  

Sound! Hopefully no problems.
This might be useful,
Using getrawtransaction and sendrawtransaction You can copy and paste then re-broadcast the raw transaction content as hex from a different wallet if that helps (same wallet wont work because its marked down as already broadcast, any other wallet will do it)
https://dashtalk.org/threads/frozen-transactions-why-it-happens-and-how-to-fix-it.1649/

I'm actually glad I was brought up without mobile phones or the Internet , we used to play on our bikes and climb trees, lol.
Too much machine can take the spirit and soul from the person and leave them unconnected with the real world, no exercise and junk food is bad for the health and well being of the person, we need to stay connected to the earth to remember who we are and were we came from.
Anyway that being said, have a great weekend and don't forget to smell the roses  

Good question, and sometimes with the masternode fee deducted.

Warning!!
Cryptsy gone back to their old tricks of giving reduced withdrawals to whats requested 

lolol, made my morning, all my buy ins completely filled  

scare-dee-cats scare-dee-cats  scare-dee-cats

Careful with your wallets guys, we've hit a sticky spork at block 246490 and my wallet has been stuck on it for over an hour now !!

spork show:

"SPORK_1_MASTERNODE_PAYMENTS_ENFORCEMENT" : 1427838635,
    "SPORK_3_INSTANTX_BLOCK_FILTERING" : 1424217600,
    "Unknown" : 1444217600,
    "Unknown" : -1

This sounds bullish, get your buy ins done quickly guys, we're going to the moon 

Do Obama care, the American government and my local Council here in the UK (particularly the Roads and planning department)  count? or is this specifically about outdated algorithms, inefficient hashings and bloated blockchains only ?  

Edit: More seriously, found this from the big Cheese himself way back in 2008
http://www.mail-archive.com/cryptography@metzdowd.com/msg09964.html
...
''If the network were to get that big, it would take several years, and by then,
sending 2 HD movies over the Internet would probably not seem like a big deal. ''

Satoshi Nakamoto

As a massive sweeping weekend starting statement, my thoughts are sarcasm is more a western based type of humour, I have noticed a distinct lack thereof in certain places in the world. (And for the record, they all had great sense of humour once you got to know them but not sarcasm as we know it in that way)

Exactly, how did you know ? 

Charts but not as we know it Captain,

http://hashingit.com/analysis/33-7-transactions-per-second
Unlike our other graphs the log chart reduces the apparent volatility of the left side of the chart this time, but the message is pretty clear; the last time we could hit 7 TPS was sometime in 2011. Right now we're lucky to be able to achieve much over 3.2 TPS; it also means that we're at about 30% of the total capacity of the network! In fact on several individual days we were at 40% of the total capacity of the network.
For most engineers this will start to sound alarm bells. We're not talking about the peak usage being 40% on those days, but the average usage. Once we start to hit 100% even for relatively short times then that will start to affect the speed with which transactions find their way into the blockchain, especially as the 10 minutes between blocks is only a mean, not a guarantee.

My friend's kitten recommends this website as a fast and reliable service 

Suggest calling a mini bounce inside a dead cat bounce, a dead kitten bounce 

I ignored you first

Tao is that kick ass, hes had a speed ratio named after him 

Hehe, caught in Sub-Ether's April Fools day comment 

As long as that? I am not sure I can wait that long