No, seriously, this thread is crowded with a**holes, and you are not one. Thanks.

Thanks for not being an a**hole.

Advertising..... similar things, such as making descriptions and eye-catching titles too.

Uh, No, I was born and raised in the US...

I am CEO and Founder of Fire Computer Incorporated. I am a well established businessman that is known the world around for multiple feats. I have used the alias "hackery" since 2009. I am not driving fake traffic, and I do not remember the last time ADVERTISEMENTS were used for FAKE hits. I believe I have mentioned that I will escrow and accept payment after 6 months, and if I haven't yet done that here, I am doing it now.

I do not wish to have that account associated with my professional and career life. I hope that makes sense to you. It has videos that most people just wouldn't understand. Unboxings and stuff like that.

First of all, I am NOT generating videos, I will attract viewers to you channel, how? I will create video and banner ads by myself and place them all over the web, Google, YouTube, reddit, etc. You know what I mean. I will also find out exactly who your channel is direct towards and then find organizations and websites that are directed to the same group as yours and I will make advertising deals with them. I will go around publicizing your channel on various networks, some of which, have been previously mentioned. The reason I will not publicly disclose my YouTube account, is because of the general concern of my privacy, I hope that is understandable. I will also help you make your channel look nice, get ads on YOUR videos to help you generate revenue, and create titles and descriptions for your videos. If you do not like the price, Do not buy it. I am offering the service for a year.

Yes, Via Private Message. Only if you are really considering the purchase.

Yes, I can escrow. Also, I will use Google Adsense. I have a YouTube partnership and I can add partnership to other accounts. Depending on the account type, after receiving a few hundred thousand subscribers, I will try to partner your channel with a leading partnership company, such as Machinima.

Woah!, Hey there! I am happy to have your attention, if only for a brief second. I have been making YouTube videos since 2010 and am very popular on YouTube and can do great editing and advertising for the videos! I can not disclose my YouTube account due to privacy concerns. I am based in the US with proficient English, so you are guaranteed excellent communication. . Even if we don’t end up working together, maybe I can help point you in the right direction or answer some questions. I’m at the computer all day anyway! I will require upfront payment. I will not be using websites to direct views to your account, instead, I will be marketing it viewers on YouTube who want to watch videos related to your channel or who have been searching on Google for videos related to your channel. Also, I will definitely generate revenue from your videos for you by placing ads ON your videos. My job will be to grow your channel and increase your viewer base.
So, For one year of YouTube management, I will charge BTC1.5. We can negotiate details and price via PM.

Well, People in India do it for like $500, which really gets on my nerves. I actually originally was going to go with BTC2, but I realized that people would think that they are getting ripped off. At least I am working cheaper than somebody!

Yes, If you need it, please contact me privately. Please only do so if you are actually looking to have a site designed. Thank you.

I want to make you a new site from scratch, For BTC1.5. The cost I propose is quite high, you may be thinking, You’re right, I’m not the cheapest web designer out there, And I battle with getting my legs cut out from under me every single day by good firms in India and Asia who do the work for a fraction of a price. So if you’re in a bind and you’re basing your decision solely on price, I might not be the right fit for you. But I see design a little differently. To me, creating a design is like two people working on a painting at the same time. Both of you want the painting to come out looking like a masterpiece, both of you want to create something beautiful…but there’s a huge communication gap there. After all, you are two very different people, with different visions. Yes, I’m a master at design work, but where I really excel…where I really shine, is taking your ideas an interpreting them — understanding them and translating them onto the page, using my expertise, so that the end result looks like it came not from two people…but directly from your imagination. It’s almost as if I am an extension of your creativity, not just an outside numbskull fumbling to get things right. I don’t think you can expect that perspective from anybody who is going to lowball you. I will create a WordPress based site, but it won't look like one, I will integrate themes and plugins that will create an unforgettable experience for the site user. At this price I will construct a full website with eCommerce(If you want it.) to allow customers to buy products(I can teach you to easily add more products.) and a newsletter(If you want to make one.). Also included are Marketing, Ads on your site(upon request), 1-year of premium web hosting,Full instruction on how to manage and maintain your site, and SEO(Which makes this a great deal!).

Typically speaking I work in a “my price is my price” type of mindset. This has come from a few years of working with dozens of different individuals and organizations who want all want the same service (design, implementation, optimization) and the same high level of service, but all at different prices.
It get’s very tricky and in the end 1 of 2 things usually happens: either you start becoming too “flexible” with your prices, stop considering time/effort and end up working yourself into the $12/hour bracket with ten low budget projects OR you do essentially the same services for two different people, while charging one person $500 and the next person $1000, and those people talk.
Not good.
Because of that, I am pretty firm.
I also appreciate you considering me because, let’s face it…..there a lot of people overseas willing to do this work cheaply –although that cheapness would probably show!

I will use Final Cut Pro X to add English subtitles to your video which is less than or equal to 30(thirty) minutes long. Total price will be BTC 0.070579 = $50USD. We can negotiate price for a longer video.

I will make you a whiteboard animation w/videoscribe. Here is a link to one I recently made : http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2e2h6vk%3E&s=5#.Upq4hmRDu9U
The text this was made for is - "Are you a Landlord or Letting agent?"
I can make you a video that will be at least 30 seconds long. I can also add music and a prerecorded voice-over for no extra charge.
The price is BTC.105207 =$99USD. If you want more than 30 seconds, we can negotiate a price.

This reminds me of Google Stocks, remember back in the day when those were <$7? Yeah, two months ago it went up to $1000 per share. Same thing is happening with BitCoin. It used to be cheap, and it skyrocketed.

Hey, How's it going?
Hello! I have a custom computer company and am very experienced with computers and web design and business. In the past month I have sold over 10K worth of items on ebay. I am very good with public relations, details, and selling pretty much anything. I can create professional banner and video ads for your business and place them all over the web and on sites such as YouTube and Google. I also have many other business experiences as well as being CEO of my own incorporation. I am also a very popular YouTuber, and can manage your YouTube account for you. I also sell computer accessories and other tech.