oops. That was typo. Price was meant to be 0.0069 not 0.069.

This is down from previous price which was 0.01

price updated and thank you for pointing out.

bump and price lowered.
not sure why nobody bought at old price because this is a very desirable collectible. 

 buy now!

High bid.  


The tupperware is included but is not in photo because artwork is currently in ziploc bag storage. I wish I could include ganja but is against forum rules to sell ganja to most places.

"Robbed" is overstatement for how I felt. It is clear from looking at votes on forum poll that scoring was not always based on artistic merit and judging art stupid anyways.

 My goal for this artwork was to give people same sensation I got when I first learned about bitcoin and bitcointalk. For me that sensation was what the fuck is this? and other things I dont have words to describe. I think my sculpture gives people that sensation so it was success and is proved by the fact that Maurizio Cattelan copied my artwork over a month later.

I am now jr member so photos are embedded.

Happy bidding!

why do the screenshots show "lorem ipsum dolor..." text? You not even bother to fill in the template and are just trying to get money from people?

It would be nice if there was an art and meme board. Right now there is no place on bitcointalk that is dedicated for image posts.

I got all my merit from posting in the art contest. Any thread that solicits content creation is a good place to get merits.

ok joe biden...

Gateway drug theory has been debunked for decades now.

So you are committing return fraud from your personal IP address?
This does not seem like a good idea.

this seems like glorified database. What can you do with blockchain that you can't do with a trusted website?

 You need to identify problems that can't be solved by a website but can be solved by a blockchain.

This guy knows how it is. This banana art is more original than ALL the other banana art on the market. Ebay is FLOODED with imitators and this one is original, timestamped to be provably made for artistic endeavors, and not made by a punter.

Is imgur not working for people? I just clicked the imgur links and they work fine for me.
Mr. Corrosive has reposted most of the images and those work for me as well.

I will get more activity today and then the images will embed.

Tails is very good but it doesn't work on my computer because the wifi card is not compatible 

Current high bid.

Yes.

^{*eligible buyers must be 18 years old where they live. They need to keep the banana down for at least 1 minute after.}

I apologize images aren't embedding. The only way to fix it is to give me merits.  

Other announcement: the ganja is not included in the artwork because it caught fire. I wouldnt be able to mail it per forum rules anyways. I will help the buyer select a piece of ganja that is a good replacement for the original one.

More details about the shipping location and other details can be discussed with prospective buyers who PM me with signed message showing proof of funds.


Yes.

This artwork is not possible to replicate so I think a CoA is not necessary.

If you check IATA guidelines, you will read that it is ok to ship "Environmental samples (including food and water samples), which are not considered to pose a significant risk of infection ...".
Services like UPS deliver non-hazardous biologic samples all the time and will deliver sculpture no problem. Other arrangements for delivery of the artwork can be made if necessary.

The buyer has the responsibility to ensure that they can receive non-hazardous art they bought on the internet in their country. If you can not receive razor blades or blotter paper or tupper ware or sex toys (sorry, Saudi Arabia) or bitcoin poker chips or decomposing bananas or ziploc bags then this auction not for you. Thank you for your question. I cannot know all laws worldwide and I have updated terms of the auction.

I am newbie member and am not post pictures in forum yet   links are work for me tho.

The satori is redeemed and hologram is torn. Sorry I did not know the correct word for redeemed but now I do.

I will provide an updated photo of the artwork 24 hours before bidding ends.

The sculpture's current state is that it was placed in ziploc bag on 10/22/2019 and is being stored in place that is dark and about 20 degrees celsius.
You wouldn't want someone to freeze bottle of Musigny Grand Cru to "preserve" it and it is the same with this piece of artwork.

 If shipping to a very hot climate, I can ship in styrofoam box with ice packs (packaging/handling is complimentary but buyer must cover cost of slightly larger package). I will not take any additional steps to preserve it. I am very experienced at packaging fragile things and have successfully shipped many hatching chicken eggs so it is not likely that the sculpture will be damaged in transit and I will refund if it is.


 

 

Description
On October 20, 2019 the revolution artist COCKSMUGGLA69 presented his masterpiece, Bitcointalk Deity, on Bitcointalk 10th anniversary art contest.

COCKSMUGGLA69's art has since been copied, mimicked, and replicated by other sell-out artists such as Maurizio Cattelan who recently sold 2 bananas taped to a wall with duct tape for 120,000 dollars each at Art Basel showing that banana art prices right now are HOT.  Clearly COCKSMUGGLA69 is the original controversial banana artist and this piece has never been on the mercado before. This is rare opportunity to buy original banana art instead of imitator. This piece is also nicely aged. Like fine red wine.

Below are photographs of the original artwork.




signature:

It is important to note that the art does not look like it did in those photographs. Below is photo of artwork in its current state. This is believed to make artwork more valuable because is better more aged vintage than imitation art pieces

The razor blades, satori coin, tupperware, and silk road blotter paper have been removed for storage while this piece finds its permanent home. However the piece WILL ship with all the parts. Some assembly will be required by buyer. (satori coin is unfunded). Also I smoked the ganja which would not be ship anyways. Artist is happy to consult buyer in selection of appropriate piece of ganja for artwork.



RULES & REGULATIONS
If bidding goes above 0.01 bitcoins then the buyer can receive the extremely rare cock fighter knife here for FREE: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5198159.msg52962636#msg52962636
If bidding goes above 0.02 bitcoins then shipping is FREE.
If bidding goes above 1 bitcoin then each bidder will be asked to provide proof-of-funds in form of signed message or photograph of physical bitcoins.

**CASH BACK OFFER EXCLUSIVE**
If the eligible buyer eats a part of the banana the same size as their thumb and puts video of it on youtube then the artist will refund HALF of the purchase price of the sculpture back to the buyer.*
^{*Buyer must be legal adult and must keep piece of banana in stomach for at least 1 minute.}

STARTING BID: 0 BTC
MINIMUM BID INCREMENT: 0.00000001 BTC
END TIME: 0:00 UTC on 12/15/2019.

QUALIFICAITON: Seller reserves right to reject any bid/bidder for any reason.
ESCROW: Yes if buyer covers any escrow fees.
SNIPING: Any bid made in last 10 minutes will extend the auction 10 minutes beyond the ending time.
If within those 10 extended minutes, a new bid is made, 10 minutes will be added to the auction from the time of that bid.
PAYMENT: Bitcoin only. Seller will message buyer with address. Buyer is responsible to verify that message is actually from seller and not impersonator like Maurizio Cattelan.
SHIPPING: Based on buyer location and preference. PM for estimate. Buyer is responsible for ALL VAT, CUSTOMS, IMPORT LAWS. We are law abiding citizens and will not ship to places where this artwork is so revolutionary that it is illegal.

DON'T LET THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY PASS YOU BUY!

The knife can be shipped anywhere knifes are legal which is almost everywhere.

I mean the cock gaffes and stuff which I did not show in pictures can not go to places where it is illegal. They cant go to California like you just showed. California is actually one of less restrictive states in the united states for this stuff and there still is a lot of cockfighting there because some of the politicians go to the cockfights.

Its not my job do research for laws where you are but gaffs and spurs 100% not ok to ship within united states there is a federal law signed by Donald Trump to make doing things done by brown people illegal.

I want to sell this rare limited edition Kissing Crane Silver Spur Cock Fighting knife. It is number 004 which is extra rare single digit. My champion cock won it for me a few years ago.

It is important piece of cockfighting history and must go to a serious collector.








These are very hard to find especially the low serial number ones which only go to champion gamecocks.

Shipped worldwide for 0.0069 bitcoin. escrow ok if buyer pays.

ONLY SEND TO THE PAYMENT ADDRESS: 3KtAgLnDkAkmtmhqNwAGZ8s18se5WiBGu2

 Also I am selling rare spurs gaffes and cock boxing gloves. I have big collection going back to 1800s from all over the world. PM me what you looking for and I send pictures.

I will red trust anybody who tries get me to send to a city where this cockfighting memoribilia is illegal. even though its just collectible. that means no united states. This is not my policy this is bitcointalk rules.

Making things illegal and selectively enforcing them is best way to exert control.
Same goes for "Dogs must be on leash" signs. They're never enforced in the park near my house until some undesirables have a small puppy running around.

Same goes for cockfighting. If you're white, you can invite police over and they gamble on the sparring with you. If you brown, you going to prison.

driving generates negative externalities like more traffic, smog, co2, damage to roads.
If the tax on gas goes to offsetting these externalities then there is nothing more fair than a gas tax. Because gas use is very correlated with generation of negative externalities.

however im sure california squanders the gas tax revenue on bullshit like infringing on personal freedoms and corrupt government contracts. Not where it actually needs to be spent.