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1  Other / Off-topic / Re: [Zen] The Enlightenment Process on: November 27, 2014, 01:42:22 PM
Nice, thanks! I'll try step one Cheesy
2  Other / Off-topic / Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. on: November 27, 2014, 01:36:39 PM
Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell Cool
3  Other / Off-topic / Re: Do you like kids? on: September 30, 2014, 05:28:13 AM
I love them. They are so sweet.
4  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 30, 2014, 05:03:19 AM
So what about now?
I don't know; does anyone care about mistletoe?
Don't you think that's a strange question?
Why shouldn't everybody be curious about the stickiness of Phoradenron leucarpum's berries?
Do you mean Phoradendron leucarpum?
Would you accept my apologies for that typo?
why would he do that?  Tongue
Arent't apologies fungible, I mean, couldn't he save them and give them to someone else?
Er, was that question somehow embarassing, or too difficult to answer?
Who is Er?
Hoo knows.  Do you know or should we ask someone else?
Er, brother of Hum, son of Duh and Well, don't you know?
I do know but can you explain why I should share this knowledge?
Wouldn't you do it just to gain everlasting fame?
Don't you know that in life, as well as in this thread, some questions are not meant to be answered?
Not even questioned?

Ergo, would posting such be considered sacrilegious?

Could you please translate that into English?
5  Economy / Games and rounds / Re: Sep. Joke contest WIN up to 5$ on: September 29, 2014, 05:54:19 PM
By the way...

Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.

Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.

Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.

He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.

The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.

As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:

— Robin, give me a kiss?

— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?

— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!

1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD Grin



+1
lol I like this one by libivan
6  Other / Off-topic / Re: I did it! on: September 26, 2014, 09:48:08 PM
I finally finished downloading the Blockchain! on my iMac!
It took an entire day!  Grin

That's all I really wanted to say. Smiley

Bitcoin rocks! Cool


WOW that was quite fast!

It took me almost a whole week.
7  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 26, 2014, 09:46:22 PM
Do you really have the technology, or steady hand, to stop people doing that?
Isn't that the job of mods?

Did you think mods still arrogant?

Why all this anger?
8  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 26, 2014, 06:49:32 AM
There is no topic, do you not understand that?
You mean, I could even ask whether the Eastern mistletoe of North America has sticky pulp inside its berries, like the European mistletoe?
You definitely could do that. The problem is do you think you would get an answer?
It would be very naive of me to expect that, wouldn't it?
But was that a real reason of your naiveness?
Hm... could it be that, sub-consciously, I was expecting an aswer to that question?
Is that why you asked that exact same question in a different thread?  Grin
What different thread?
You never heard of the totally off topic thread?

Does it mean our posts can have parallel lives in parallel threads, like parallel universes?
9  Other / Off-topic / Re: what this girl want to say..... on: September 26, 2014, 06:23:24 AM
i will not beg for her love but my life will be broke i think

There's always the next girl... never give a girl this much importance (believe me, they hate it)

Your life may (or may not) be broke. But as soon as you go for the next girls you will forget her.

bro i have no experience this is my first love & i don't want to lose it there are so many people for suggestion so i think let's take more suggestion if i talk with her private i will surely tell you guys what happen.

... some say this works ... have a look and judge by yourself ...
10  Other / Off-topic / Re: Epic NOOB Thread on: September 24, 2014, 04:04:16 PM

A fellow member has provided very amusing reply:
Quote
Hmm . . . This seems to be backwards.

Initially, each bit on a hard drive is set to 0. As you copy data to the drive, the drive itself should decrease in weight. This is because 1 bits take up less area than 0 bits, and, hence, weigh less.To verify this, just measure the circumference of a 0 and the length of a 1. The 0 is about 1/3 longer; therefore, it weights about 1/3 more. Instead of gigabits of 0 bits, over time your hard drive will come to contain a mixture of 0 and 1 bits, decreasing its weight.

The most common cause of weight gain on devices with hard drives is due to the rotational inertial of the drives. As the bearings wear in the drive's spindles, they tend to spin faster, and the additonal centrifugal force causes weight gain, especially on the outer edges of the platters. To alleviate this problem, you merely have to make the drives spin in the opposite direction, forcing the bits to spin in the opposite direction also. This is accomplished by reversing the polarity of the electrical plug that goes into the wall socket.

Good luck.

LOL! I like your friend. Perhaps he gave some of the answers to the questions in the video below.  Grin
25 Most Ridiculous Questions On Yahoo Answers

lol that was awesome!
11  Other / Off-topic / Re: need someone for change my ip on: September 24, 2014, 03:53:54 PM
hi,

i want to learn how i change my ip pm me if someone want to help.

thanks

You should use TOR: Make a Tails live cd. It's the safest option as far as I know.

Go to tails.boum.org. Download the DVD image. Burn it to a blank disk. Restart your computer using it.
12  Other / Off-topic / Re: Favourite biscuit? on: September 24, 2014, 01:03:52 AM
oreo is delicious...

Everyone is talking about Oreo. Never had it. Now I am curious, and I'll have to buy some to see.
13  Local / Português (Portuguese) / Re: Pool =/= Piscina on: September 24, 2014, 01:02:21 AM
Neste Post tem algumas traduções e as respectivas opiniões a respeito da melhor tradução para diversos termos.


Adriano

Nossa! Ótimo link.

O thread é muito importante, relaciona-se totalmente com o que estamos conversando aqui, e por isso vale a pena ser lido.

Vou fazer isso agora.
14  Other / Off-topic / Re: Anime sites on: September 22, 2014, 07:10:58 PM
We Recently opened two streaming sites with one more on its way.

Id like to hear you opinion on on the designs what can be done to make them better and what you think we should charge for ad slots.

Currently both sites have over 20k legit views a day do to massive and expensive SEO that we have been doing.



Here are the sites:
http://anikoi.com
http://otakulinkz.com


Your site thoughts:
Design thoughts:
Anime missing:
Enough anime movies:
Extra comments:



Thank you so much for letting us know. I love your sites!

I didin't know them and now I'll always go back there to watch my favourite animes!

ganbatte!

(Thank you (oYo), for putting a link at the Animecoin thread!)
15  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 22, 2014, 07:00:03 PM
who is kermit the frog?
What's Kermit the frog got to do with climate march?
Kermit the frog did a climate march?
Did you not see Kermit with the First Man?

"Is that a penis parading how much you like me?"
Did you mean Kermit with the First Lady?
why is she called First Lady?
Didn't you know Michael Obama is a man?
Is she he? What about this kermit toad there... is it a he, or a she? ... or both?
As a non-human animal, shouldn't he she it be a 'it'?

Do animals make love? Or do they only make sex?
16  Other / Off-topic / Re: Steve Martin just tweeted about Bitcoin on: September 22, 2014, 01:02:56 AM

Guys he is joking and it was pretty funny come on.

Clearly he actually is intrigued by bitcoin else he wouldnt give it a mention.

Yes, it's true! Let's take it easy guys.

He's only making a joke. That's what he is supposed to do.

And the best thing is: he is bringing a little more attention to Bitcoin, and that's what matters.
17  Local / Português (Portuguese) / Re: Pool =/= Piscina on: September 21, 2014, 01:35:44 PM


Acho que vc esbarrou aqui num regionalismo linguistico. Piscina é largamente usado entre os portugueses enquanto pool é largamente usado entre os brasileiros, exatamente porque esses vocábulos são os corretos a serem usados em cada uma das vertentes da língua. Então, se tem vem uma imagem de uma piscina cheia de nerdes, imagine a imagem de "entrar atrás da bicha", totalmente natural para os europeus e que te deve parecer bem estranha. Alguns vocábulos tem usos diferentes nas duas vertentes da linguagem. Cuidado para não corrigir erradamente quem está a usar corretamente a linguagem.

nuss Embarrassed valeu, girino! Eu nunca poderia imaginar que o português europeu aceita expressões como "piscina de mineração" ou "piscina de investidores" ao invés de "pool de mineração" ou "pool de investidores", por exemplo... Particularmente, concordo em se tentar "preservar a pureza e a integridade da nossa língua contra toda contaminação estrangeira", mas até esse tipo de preocupação não merece ser inquestionável: se não se concorda com o uso de algum anglicismo, por exemplo, há que se buscar um termo em nossso idioma que seja eficaz...

... bom, melhor eu ficar por aqui, já que estou cambando para o off-topic ( e quase causando um incidente diplomático hehe )

18  Local / Brasil / Re: [BRASIL] As Perspectivas São Assustadoras on: September 21, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
troll: FUD usual

Olá, seja bem vindo. Sugiro que você dê uma lida nesse paper, e tente aprender alguma coisa, e volte com melhores argumentos que não sejam baseados em puros achismos e falácias. Se não conseguir aprender nada quiser continuar no achismo, tudo bem, mas o lugar correto é aqui. Ou, se quiser fazer mais de seus comentários off-topic (consultoria de ações) faça-o na seção apropriada, pois o spam é contra as regras do forum. Agradecemos.
19  Other / Archival / Re: remove on: September 21, 2014, 05:43:18 AM
Bitcoins are mined in a swimming pool!! lol
20  Local / Português (Portuguese) / Pool =/= Piscina on: September 21, 2014, 05:28:23 AM
Pessoal, eu tenho visto diversas traduções meio esquisitas do termo inglês POOL (como em mining pool, que tem aqui o sentido de grupo, conjunto) como "piscina". A tradução, definitivamente, não está correta, e fico quase que em choque toda vez que vejo isso acontecendo... parece coisa de Google Tradutor.

Nesse caso, pool é um vocábulo adotado pela língua portuguesa (bem, pelo menos aqui no Brasil) e está em qualquer bom dicionário (como o Aurélio, por exemplo), portanto, a tradução de pool (inglês) para a nossa língua é: POOL, e também pode ser traduzido como conjunto, grupo ou associação.

Eu sei que pode parecer bobeira, mas não acho que seja. A utilização de um vocabulário adequado (principalmente nessa seara técnica que é a das criptomoedas) é imprescindível para o melhor desenvolvimento, não só da comunicação entre as partes, mas também da própria técnica.

Além do mais, a imagem que vem à cabeça (de uma piscina cheia de nerds tentando conseguir achar dinheiro) é esdrúxula demais.

Por favor. É um apelo. Vamos prestar atenção nisso, PRINCIPALMENTE aqueles que são remunerados para fazer traduções para projetos (como os de altcoins, por exemplo). Sejamos justos com aqueles que pagam por tais "serviços", e àqueles a que se destinam.

Valeu, galera Cheesy
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