No ! How you will use the "Asics" it' s always good, the goal is sell Asics and mined coins   

Yes I need address where ship toys. Can be a P.O. Box too.

Another video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3bGgTDjObc 

Here a tutorial about how toy work and how configure it :

https://www.lovepalz.com/media/downloadable/LovePalz_tutorial.pdf

Why ? Working like normal coin, but hashes are not calculated by cpu but from data generate from the toy. It's not very much different, every up/down with an internal timing generate different hashes. Much more you going fast much more hashes you will generate, much more possibile that one of this hash mine a block. The block time is 10min, I hope you don't come before

No, you have not read good. You need dildo for generate blocks, not win dildo every block.

Sure, and you can take one for mouth too, in sale

Sure, here a video too: https://www.lovepalz.com/features

Absolute. We are very much serious. And we are very much convinced that it will a big success