More info pls.
How much dildos per block?
No, you have not read good. You need dildo for generate blocks, not win dildo every block.
This is gonna put the coin with another problem. What's your plan about the expected (Orphan) shares which mostly will be out of control with this coin?
Why ? Working like normal coin, but hashes are not calculated by cpu but from data generate from the toy. It's not very much different, every up/down with an internal timing generate different hashes. Much more you going fast much more hashes you will generate, much more possibile that one of this hash mine a block. The block time is 10min, I hope you don't come before