Q: What can I do to make my Bitcoin miner faster?

A: Just throw it out the window, now its moving faster then ever.

The thing is such improbable events should never happen. If you hear 1 in (Big Number) anything of that occurring
to anyone is just assume a make belief or a lie.

What if it really happened to a person per say "Joe" lets say. In an infinite amount of universes or realities there is bond to be one that has an insane event occur. Theoretically a person could walk through a concrete wall if all the quantum particles in his body were to shift momentarily. Yes its Googolplex to one, but then again its not 100% "0"
Just its so close to zero that you might as well call it 0.

Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!

Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.

Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.

Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and  melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.

LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.

Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.

Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner? He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to fuckers SWEARING. Banana monkey is not virgin-horse. Corn.

This disappoints satan more than satoshi because he ate hydrochloric pools and he fucked whores who are sick shemales shemales shemales BANGCOCK! God smited non-believers with dicks on a stick. They shat together sitting upside-down flicking birdies. Baezl'bub slept with Hitler inside a bomb ticking furiously and hodling. That was awesome. Bitmit made belt so that walruses can shit on his dick and eat mushroom full of wonderful shit, he HODL'd BTCs and Dogecoin with a succubus sperm from first blowjob stories.

Nefarious words spoken shit at bitcointalk and destroyed uranus with a big-ass Spaceship mouth that eats goats flying shuttle that revolves expressly and quietly to hell. Gamma flux destroyed Litecoin with a barracks producing Atreides shit and Kadafi. Same Binladen puppet goxed clients sucking lollipops shaped like mixed frapuccino lids. Goku start this fight prematurely in Odessa Klondike's yard. Winter is not shitty. Gooches. Seven. Humanity sold pubes to Zeus. Nevertheless, Cinnamon was crying. Millennium breakdown caused diversification methheads cardinally. Hyper-inflation, epidemics with marshmallows made by government chodes and yeah. The End. No. Yes. Lies. Stop. Can. Do aliens have any bitcoins? No. Instead, PPC acts quickly like FTL shit, riffraff toys.

Miracles happen like cannibals spitting sinew and elephants which innocent love and shit has never fucked up! Dank has killed bysexuals... wait, when did Karpeles said/say McDonald's sucks? Colonel Tom sex-machine The 3.14159265358th must fook anything that goes into a section. Beaware of spellcheckers. Fantômas portuguese are sobriquet of Fernão who called them Coads-nigs! They say we are azoth, biblical tittynopes who can't mine the janiceps'. He biblically took Rosenzweig and ended this game. And then wanked, wanked clitoris next door. This was done. Moreover, crack was rapidly dephosphorylated due to complications anhidrotically, metaphorically whores go mooooooooo and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh while jon snow watch has ended this thread for good.

Not... Actually, maybe futuristically, Vod (MIA) sailing CASASCIUS up Padma Lakshmi's waxed butt and... Nevermind, but acknowledging that Gavin held security. This marks, categorically, that will create scientific controvertist of global heliolatry problems indistinguishably noticeable filipino heritage, unbeknownst to Slenderman XT phenomena. GLEB sucked smoothie's brains using juicy zombies, dicks, Popsicles, and alien vaginas to rotten flesh of Vod. Meanwhile, giant marsupials are having suicidal sex appeal for four tentacles, watching child whoopee. Therefore, vegetables are unpretentiously super[...]docious. Fruits are rotten potatoes, avouchment vouched x10 malware because aliens kidnapped JarJar, mercilessly LeFodorliar and Gleb Gamow lived days along seashore, Theymos abused his Authoritah by forcing a purple pill To Fly! Serendipitously, awsome! Then I started UFOing on their ass, savagely. But, it is impeccable to realize I farted psychedelic asparagus smoothies. However, Mexico is shit and... Rephrase that, corporations syria declared terrorists irreproachable because malevolence misappropriates monetary suffrage suggesting termination.

Meanwhile, yogurt spill has begun to fall onto houses and cars, hawkishly attempting to grab two crayons, inserting phallic Popsicles® into Theymos' abysm until... POOP! The excruciating pain took aeons to appreciate plethoric folliculitis silvestris poop generator. Why nidificate the indigenous spirit called "erection"? Prepossessingly, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis a discomfortable endoplasmic tumescent pineapple tree branch rectally QuickSeller escrow. Involution, presumptuously titin pop up inconsiderately - Tuesday - when pokemon (Pokémon)'s Pikachu flashbacked borders dementia caused horrendous pain inside Agumon's PocketPussy™.

Daft Punk punked Dank with pussy heavy hookah shot whilst levitating abroad oceans blue that fadedly waved the unseen quote yet cited. Unjust superexcrescences excuses me because of Neotox produced such force by Poseidon's Trident of Taured. Now, albeit-albeit DARKCOIN-SCAMCOIN but tried to interlock coins out of your anal cavity filled lordly exponentially with bold pumpkins wiggling back to school days yesterday morning. Onomatopoeias ate language. Rigveda inside coupons collectively jumped over the "Core Mission". Pussies annihilate doge.

Pythons and anacondas don't squirt unless you got into buns coin phlegm on their tongues. Why did GLEB touch my vault extravagantly? I galumphed after midnight parade on my horse galloping in reverse to realize "holey-moley". Forgotten equines maybe because MONERO promotions failed for several days made before ends of christmas so that it won't morbidly end happily at all. Overlord espials all within the safehouse CRACK and maths are increasingly hard to ejaculate onto pomegranates with penises flying about. Suddenly, Nikko realised, "SHIT! ...Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, AGAIN!"

We shall never, NEVER go back beepbopping again. Then afterwards, Zelda found prophylactics transforming Macarena calisthenics to defeat her Herculean strenght - strength mispelled porpoisely - with Who (Doctor) movie scaring the fuck out of Casper. Time Lord fag get net work for Nicholas Tesla who's balls bounce before he collapsed after scratch the boobs of Vod. Vod never realized that was something amiss with quikseller of bitcointalk site escrow because he penetrated to the secret vault of stat and doubled the the bitcoins of the prison where Nakamoto lives imprisoned sans serif comics. Polymorphism, exhibitionism? No! NO! Exterminate! what the hell is happaning? Why did Satoshi die? It was because he farted on Lady "Gaga" Godiva.

Junior Samples make a wonder filled with excitement: Call Saul (BR549). Breaking Bad epitomizes the entirety of the methamphetamine movement. Alexithymia is putrid like smelly whit of publicity stunt whoopie such fail in mining field lockers that hentai sites gangbang with Hatsune Miku tentacles. The feelings I encountered when I meet the president, Millard Homomorphicity IV, I eyed him quizzically. Once Upon a Midnight afternoon when Gonzalez unwillingly took the rulebook down to Alabama and shat shit on the NASCAR while ca333 aka Bubba Kaninski filmed awesome rims.

Smoothie once lethargically stroked Phinnaeus Gage Vod where buffalo barrage claims cowpatties slapped with Limburger [poison] cheese. Poteepopoppooh kicked Kack in Walnut's park. CHOON tunes fat cat meowed, "Pretty!" Plethoric scratchcard muddlers pestle told them to run unfortunately to Qo'noS.

At the Balenciaga, Blockstream jumped fashionable for his BVDs. And he slept venturesomely, excited, flabbergasted, gassed, pumped and dumped. Once he woke, excruciating his native tongue painfully, slobbered rubble. A man-boy with penile disphincter syndrome personality disorder DROVE the blockhainerizoarz to gleb-ban-oh-mo-bile-ville-town without balls.

redsn0w molested nobody. OTOH, I once molested girls trolling niggers triggers fritters jumping critters shitters tits. Bitcoin has good chance of despair when it bounced off skyscrapers. There are Halloween Erdbeben in two disgusting juxtaposing images where Prometheus can saw a ghost paranormally asunder. Bitcoin takes salient when trucks shocked clams over Bill Cosby Gates grill, wondering how Copernicus earn money from Julius Caesar.

Talking to the god of the universe metaphorically.

Moon of our Mooncoin is bad choice.

dorrittulx dorolex Butterfly made knife.

Nanorobots

Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!

Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.

Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.

Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and  melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.

LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.

Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.

Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner? He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to fuckers SWEARING. Banana monkey is not virgin-horse. Corn.

This disappoints satan more than satoshi because he ate hydrochloric pools and he fucked whores who are sick shemales shemales shemales BANGCOCK! God smited non-believers with dicks on a stick. They shat together sitting upside-down flicking birdies. Baezl'bub slept with Hitler inside a bomb ticking furiously and hodling. That was awesome. Bitmit made belt so that walruses can shit on his dick and eat mushroom full of wonderful shit, he HODL'd BTCs and Dogecoin with a succubus sperm from first blowjob stories.

Nefarious words spoken shit at bitcointalk and destroyed uranus with a big-ass Spaceship mouth that eats goats flying shuttle that revolves expressly and quietly to hell. Gamma flux destroyed Litecoin with a barracks producing Atreides shit and Kadafi. Same Binladen puppet goxed clients sucking lollipops shaped like mixed frapuccino lids. Goku start this fight prematurely in Odessa Klondike's yard. Winter is not shitty. Gooches. Seven. Humanity sold pubes to Zeus. Nevertheless, Cinnamon was crying. Millennium breakdown caused diversification methheads cardinally. Hyper-inflation, epidemics with marshmallows made by government chodes and yeah. The End. No. Yes. Lies. Stop. Can. Do aliens have any bitcoins? No. Instead, PPC acts quickly like FTL shit, riffraff toys.

Miracles happen like cannibals spitting sinew and elephants which innocent love and shit has never fucked up! Dank has killed bysexuals... wait, when did Karpeles said/say McDonald's sucks? Colonel Tom sex-machine The 3.14159265358th must fook anything that goes into a section. Beaware of spellcheckers. Fantômas portuguese are sobriquet of Fernão who called them Coads-nigs! They say we are azoth, biblical tittynopes who can't mine the janiceps'. He biblically took Rosenzweig and ended this game. And then wanked, wanked clitoris next door. This was done. Moreover, crack was rapidly dephosphorylated due to complications anhidrotically, metaphorically whores go mooooooooo and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh while jon snow watch has ended this thread for good.

Not... Actually, maybe futuristically, Vod (MIA) sailing CASASCIUS up Padma Lakshmi's waxed butt and... Nevermind, but acknowledging that Gavin held security. This marks, categorically, that will create scientific controvertist of global heliolatry problems indistinguishably noticeable filipino heritage, unbeknownst to Slenderman XT phenomena. GLEB sucked smoothie's brains using juicy zombies, dicks, Popsicles, and alien vaginas to rotten flesh of Vod. Meanwhile, giant marsupials are having suicidal sex appeal for four tentacles, watching child whoopee. Therefore, vegetables are unpretentiously super[...]docious. Fruits are rotten potatoes, avouchment vouched x10 malware because aliens kidnapped JarJar, mercilessly LeFodorliar and Gleb Gamow lived days along seashore, Theymos abused his Authoritah by forcing a purple pill To Fly! Serendipitously, awsome! Then I started UFOing on their ass, savagely. But, it is impeccable to realize I farted psychedelic asparagus smoothies. However, Mexico is shit and... Rephrase that, corporations syria declared terrorists irreproachable because malevolence misappropriates monetary suffrage suggesting termination.

Meanwhile, yogurt spill has begun to fall onto houses and cars, hawkishly attempting to grab two crayons, inserting phallic Popsicles® into Theymos' abysm until... POOP! The excruciating pain took aeons to appreciate plethoric folliculitis silvestris poop generator. Why nidificate the indigenous spirit called "erection"? Prepossessingly, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis a discomfortable endoplasmic tumescent pineapple tree branch rectally QuickSeller escrow. Involution, presumptuously titin pop up inconsiderately - Tuesday - when pokemon (Pokémon)'s Pikachu flashbacked borders dementia caused horrendous pain inside Agumon's PocketPussy™.

Daft Punk punked Dank with pussy heavy hookah shot whilst levitating abroad oceans blue that fadedly waved the unseen quote yet cited. Unjust superexcrescences excuses me because of Neotox produced such force by Poseidon's Trident of Taured. Now, albeit-albeit DARKCOIN-SCAMCOIN but tried to interlock coins out of your anal cavity filled lordly exponentially with bold pumpkins wiggling back to school days yesterday morning. Onomatopoeias ate language. Rigveda inside coupons collectively jumped over the "Core Mission". Pussies annihilate doge.

Pythons and anacondas don't squirt unless you got into buns coin phlegm on their tongues. Why did GLEB touch my vault extravagantly? I galumphed after midnight parade on my horse galloping in reverse to realize "holey-moley". Forgotten equines maybe because MONERO promotions failed for several days made before ends of christmas so that it won't morbidly end happily at all. Overlord espials all within the safehouse CRACK and maths are increasingly hard to ejaculate onto pomegranates with penises flying about. Suddenly, Nikko realised, "SHIT! ...Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, AGAIN!"

We shall never, NEVER go back beepbopping again. Then afterwards, Zelda found prophylactics transforming Macarena calisthenics to defeat her Herculean strenght - strength mispelled porpoisely - with Who (Doctor) movie scaring the fuck out of Casper. Time Lord fag get net work for Nicholas Tesla who's balls bounce before he collapsed after scratch the boobs of Vod. Vod never realized that was something amiss with quikseller of bitcointalk site escrow because he penetrated to the secret vault of stat and doubled the the bitcoins of the prison where Nakamoto lives imprisoned sans serif comics. Polymorphism, exhibitionism? No! NO! Exterminate! what the hell is happaning? Why did Satoshi die? It was because he farted on Lady "Gaga" Godiva.

Junior Samples make a wonder filled with excitement: Call Saul (BR549). Breaking Bad epitomizes the entirety of the methamphetamine movement. Alexithymia is putrid like smelly whit of publicity stunt whoopie such fail in mining field lockers that hentai sites gangbang with Hatsune Miku tentacles. The feelings I encountered when I meet the president, Millard Homomorphicity IV, I eyed him quizzically. Once Upon a Midnight afternoon when Gonzalez unwillingly took the rulebook down to Alabama and shat shit on the NASCAR while ca333 aka Bubba Kaninski filmed awesome rims.

Smoothie once lethargically stroked Phinnaeus Gage Vod where buffalo barrage claims cowpatties slapped with Limburger [poison] cheese. Poteepopoppooh kicked Kack in Walnut's park. CHOON tunes fat cat meowed, "Pretty!" Plethoric scratchcard muddlers pestle told them to run unfortunately to Qo'noS.

At the Balenciaga, Blockstream jumped fashionable for his BVDs. And he slept venturesomely, excited, flabbergasted, gassed, pumped and dumped. Once he woke, excruciating his native tongue painfully, slobbered rubble. A man-boy with penile disphincter syndrome personality disorder DROVE the blockhainerizoarz to gleb-ban-oh-mo-bile-ville-town without balls.

redsn0w molested nobody. OTOH, I once molested girls trolling niggers triggers fritters jumping critters shitters tits. Bitcoin has good chance of despair when it bounced off skyscrapers. There are Halloween Erdbeben in two disgusting juxtaposing images where Prometheus can saw a ghost paranormally asunder. Bitcoin takes salient when trucks shocked clams over Bill Cosby Gates grill, wondering how Copernicus earn money from Julius Caesar.

Kraken is a Satoshi bitcoin exchange.

Talking to the god of the universe metaphorically.

Moon of our Mooncoin

1AxPR69MZ3FnadhGrG4wMq69Q7svvnqdti

jacklito has found this address through vanitygen and now has the privatekeys for it

HCr11NL9hdUYHDjMWkaPw8PjbD2LAgLESwqM9RVfG/pZHiBHRFlBvbOREngoCbI/D5/mdB7jp1QbOz3D9g6Luco=

Consider the number is like 1X10^32, having it within a few hours vs 1000 days away, is still almost just as impossibly unlikely. It be adding a few extra zeros
instead of like.

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00
Its
1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000
For example. At this point 2-3 years away or few hours away wouldn't happen in many universe life times. Regardless.
No one ever finds an address that cointains coins.

Yes if I was you I'd be saying the OP is lying and frankly you'd be insane not to. Its just too improbable for it to be true.


Yes I do after finding it

Well as explained in the OP. Here's more detail of what occurred.

I was testing in armory the import private key function. So typed something random and clicked enter in vanitygen.
I then proceeded to add it to my wallet to only find my wallet displaying a balance. Confused. I checked blockchain and to much my surprise
noticed there was a balance sitting on that address.

I was going to do one test then go to generate an address using the first few chrs of some significance like a name, object for example.

Yes again you shouldn't believe me and I don't believe it either since such an event is astronomically improbable. I mostly just wanted to know the odds
and got my answer in this thread.

Are you saying I should play the lottery? Maybe I should but then again chances have no memory. So my odds of winning the lottery is still just as likely as anyone else
and probably wouldn't win even if I played for 100's to 1000's of years.

Also If I did win 5 times in a row. They'd probably think I rigged it or have some inner rigged mechanisms and I'd bet I wouldn't get paid out and probably end up in prison for
fraud or attempting to manipulate the results. Just due to the improbability of such an event.

Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!

Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.

Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.

Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and  melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.

LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.

Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.

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Kraken is a Satoshi bitcoin exchange.

Talking to the god of the universe metaphorically

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So about 1 in 160,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is the odds?

Or 1 in 1.6 Nonillion?


Wasn't there a guy that got struck by lighting 7 times in a row?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan


Indeed

I would of replied sooner, but there is a newbie restriction of posting every 10 mins or so.
Program: https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Vanitygen

Well if I did find a address containing coins. Yes theoretically there should be another person out there that has the private keys to that address as well.
Me and that person. It is possible to find the private key of an address containing coins of another person address but its so improbable we are talking many universe lifetimes.
I am just wondering what the odds are that if someone here can calculate the odds of such an event occurring.

https://blockchain.info/address/1AxPR69MZ3FnadhGrG4wMq69Q7svvnqdti
The address is a real valid bitcoin address.

Theoretically, but only with an address that has spent once. You could in theory get the private key from the public key using quantum computers.
However this address has never spent, so that wouldn't be possible.


Yes this isn't really possible. Let alone even if I were to sign it, I could of theoretically payed someone to sign the address for me, etc. To 100% proof it, is a bit of a problem
in computer science. You shouldn't believe me anyways, I can understand why you wouldn't. I wouldn't in your situation for sure.

All I wanted to know is the odds of such an event occurring. Can someone calculate this and post the answer?

Yes I was quite surprised to have found an address with coins let alone it had been funded within such a short frame of finding it. However again I can understand your skepticism. I myself don't believe it either.

I am just wondering if someone could calculate the odds and post it here of the odds of such an event occurring.

I understand why no one would believe this since its so improbable. It shouldn't happen in many universe lifetimes. However I checked it on blockchain seems to be a recently deposited address of some coins.

I used a vanitygen program to generate an address. Did one as a test or so, and see how the process of adding privatekey to your client works exactly, before I go out and generate an address with a name, or thing in the first few chars. Much to my surprise it contained 0.248127 BTC. Which doesn't make any sense what so ever. Sure its possible but we are talking many universe lifetimes for such an occurrence to occur.
https://blockchain.info/address/1AxPR69MZ3FnadhGrG4wMq69Q7svvnqdti

I can understand why you'd think I am making this up. I would say the same thing in your position as well. The thing is anyone to generate a vanity generated address that has BTC in it is so unlikely that no one would even think once about it being true.

Anyways I thought I should let you know

Update: I am just wondering if someone could calculate the odds and post it here of the odds of such an event occurring.

Odds of such an event occurring: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000615%
Or 1 in 1 in 160,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Which is also 1 in 1.6 Nonillion